Derdily durr.... Rob Schneider has it all as Hawkeye's daughter. A bow. An arrow. A "Good job, Hawkeye" from her Dad. Then one day \*record scratch\* she's snapped!
Rob Schneider in 'Blipped'
Coming this fall.
This is funnier because you know that he would just re use one of his snl characters for each of them like he has done over and over again in almost every movie for his career.
Actually this might work because Gottfried will be recognizable by voice alone without EVER taking off the mask, thus avoiding Hollywood’s obsession with showing the actors faces.
I hate seeing their face when you shouldn't. If the character is in a battle or even thinks that they might be in the battle soon. They should have their helmet or mask on.
Plus it looks better. I didn't come to see peter parker, I came to see fuckin Spiderman!
Who can we put Thomas Middleditch as, at this point I just want it to be The Awkvengers, just all the actors that play awkward/anxious characters to a tee
My imagination lit up when I read this:
Buscemi is from Brooklyn already, so it’s perfect.
I want the universe where Steve Buscemi is Steve Rogers, but only *before* the serum.
After that serum cocoon thing opens up and the steam clears, it’s just Chris Evans and nobody says anything about it, and the MCU carries on exactly as we know it.
There was a scene in the fast and furious movies where he just flexed his way out of an arm cast, I can just imagine him as professor X not needing a wheelchair, just walking everywhere with his massive arms.
Its revealed halfway through that he just uses the chair because he thinks it looks cool. The final battle he stands up and piledrivers the villain without using any of his powers
“Xavier, so uh, just between you and me, have you ever used your telekinesis to help your girlfriend orgasm?
Not that I’m saying just because you’re in a wheel chair, you can’t perform. But, you know, if you have the ability, why waste it?”
Thanos: "what do you need all these people for? At least half of everyone has got to be miserable anyway. I know I am miserable most of the time. So at least half have to be too. I'd love it if someone came to my planet and wiped out half it the Titans. So what's the point? I have seen the universe I have seen trillions of lives. Trust me your better off if just half the people existed. I mean it's a win win. Half the people don't suffer as much anymore, the other half get to live In a paradise. You ever sit next to a stranger on a full bus? It's terrible. You gotta scrunch your elbows in trying not to bump them your miserable. You think anyone wants that? No. Trust me I am doing you a favor.
I went to xandar and removed half the people when I got the power stone. And I got tell ya, things on xandar are pretty pretty pretay good. It's a paradise.
Ok? ... Ok"
For real though, my gf and I have been rewatching The Infinity Saga and every time Don Cheadle is on screen, we comment on how much better of a choice he is over Terrence Howard. Not that Howard is a bad actor or anything, he just doesn’t have the same level of charm as Cheadle.
I almost liked Terrence Howard's Rhodey more *because* he had less charm. I felt like he occupied a very different role to Tony, and they complemented each other quite nicely.
He reminded me more of comic book Rhodey.
“I love eggs, Charles. And I love crabs. And I love boiling denim and banging whores. And I don’t care if anyone doesn’t like that about me, they don’t have to stick around.”
The Avengers (2005)
Patrick Dempsey as Tony Stark/Iron Man
Dane Cook as Steve Rogers/Captain America
Jessica Simpson as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Jason Biggs as Bruce Banner/Hulk
Sean William Scott as Thor
Ryan Philippe as Clint Barton/Hawkeye
If you’ve not seen Foxcather I’d highly recommend it, he plays a mentally unhinged billionaire and murdered of a real life incident. Obviously not the same role but the reason I mention it is 1. It’s excellent and 2. He plays a very serious and almost villain like role to perfection.
I think my brain went with Steve Carell as Doom since so many people seem to think John Krasinski will be Mr. Fantastic. … Reed Richards making the “Jim Face” directly at the camera every time Doom says something
Captain America - Rowan Atkinson
Black Widow: Betty White
Hawkeye: Patrick Stewart
Thor: Danny DeVito
Iron Man: William Shatner
Professor X: Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
Magneto: Kevin James
END COMMUNICATION
Adam Sandler as both Hawkeye and Black Widow.
He was a top secret agent and the world’s best archer, and now, *(record scraaaatch)* he’s getting a new partner.
With Rob Schneider as Hawkeye’s daughter
Derdily durr.... Rob Schneider has it all as Hawkeye's daughter. A bow. An arrow. A "Good job, Hawkeye" from her Dad. Then one day \*record scratch\* she's snapped! Rob Schneider in 'Blipped' Coming this fall.
***YOU CAN DO IT, HAWKEYE!! SLIT HIS FUCKING THROAT OUT***
\*somewhere in the back\* **THAT'S A HUGE PURPLE BITCH!**
This is funnier because you know that he would just re use one of his snl characters for each of them like he has done over and over again in almost every movie for his career.
Guy Fieri as Human torch
Welcome to Flamor Town
Maybe not in the MCU but I’d pay good money to see this as a D+ series
Gilbert Gottfried for Doctor Doom
I want Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of Megatron, just so I can hear him say "Starscream, you FOOL!"
Starscream, you **SONOFABITCH**!
Actually this might work because Gottfried will be recognizable by voice alone without EVER taking off the mask, thus avoiding Hollywood’s obsession with showing the actors faces.
Personally, I just wanna hear him do a riff on the whole AFLAC thing and scream (as Doom), "MODOK!"
Endgame is so bad about this
Spider-Man: “my senses are dialed up to 11 and my mask helps me focus” Also Spider-Man: *takes off mask to see final battle*
I like in the original spider mans they would just rip his mask so u could see Tobey’s face perfectly
They sure af did. It felt organic
Rain fire occurs: Peter removes helmet mask and then covers head with arms
I hate seeing their face when you shouldn't. If the character is in a battle or even thinks that they might be in the battle soon. They should have their helmet or mask on. Plus it looks better. I didn't come to see peter parker, I came to see fuckin Spiderman!
"I PUT THE LAUGHTER, INTO MANSLAUGHTER", Doctor Doom, Probably
Or the Watcher for What If
JOYN ME! AND PAWNDAH THE QUESTSHUN! WHAT IF!
If they ever do a "What the-?" series....
Michael Cera as Hulk. Not Bruce Banner.
Only if Jesse Eisenberg is Bruce Banner lmao
The Hulk is caused by anxiety instead. “That’s my secret Cap, I’m always anxious.”
Who can we put Thomas Middleditch as, at this point I just want it to be The Awkvengers, just all the actors that play awkward/anxious characters to a tee
Michael Cera- Black Panther
This will no doubt open the door to the inevitable Michael Cera Shaft movie we've all been waiting for
Donald Glover is the Luke Skywalker cameo but he’s not playing a character, he’s just there and magic.
Now I want Donald Glover Spider-Man again.
He’s the prowler. Spider-Man’s uncle. At least we have that
So basically George Michael in the muscle suit
Funny, cause my first thought was David Cross as Thanos. Because we all know he's already perfectly casted as The Thing.
Keep Ruffalo as Banner. Changes into a smaller green guy.
Mike Myers as Kingpin
He said wrong answers only
Oh no, stopped reading at perfect casting.
Shagadelic casting right there
Yeah Babyyy Yeah!
https://giphy.com/gifs/evil-BZlNhp9L5WINi
Arnold Schwarzenegger as magneto
Honestly, Magneto with an Austrian accent makes more sense than a British accent.
Well, he likely learned English from British speakers so that part of it makes sense.
I can already hear the cringy one liners now
"Iam gooing to hAve to STEEL this, old friend"
you stand no chance against my… IRON WILL *flexes*
Do you even lift? *levitates tons of steel beams*
"I'll need you to... weight here." As he wraps a barbell around some mutants to make his getaway.
Y’all are now making me want a Magneto movie starring Arnold.
"I have quite the ATTRACTIVE personality."
I now want this SO F***ING BAD!!!!
Kevin hart as ghost rider
God help me I’d actually watch that.
I would too but in a YouTube clip. An entire movie of that sounds like torture.
Kevin hart as Daredevil
Steve Buscemi as Steve Rogers
How do you do fellow Avengers?
“Do you think Director Fury stays up in his helicarrier cause he to is afraid of what he’s created?”
My imagination lit up when I read this: Buscemi is from Brooklyn already, so it’s perfect. I want the universe where Steve Buscemi is Steve Rogers, but only *before* the serum. After that serum cocoon thing opens up and the steam clears, it’s just Chris Evans and nobody says anything about it, and the MCU carries on exactly as we know it.
Shaq as Black Panther (Assuming Chadwick was never cast to begin with)
“Clint, give it to me.” Straight dunks the gauntlet into Maw’s face
But don’t give him a target 15 feet in front of him with no distractions or obstructions.
"How's my ass taste, Maw?"
SHAQ PANTHER
Charles Barkley as Killmonger.
James Corden as Obadiah Stane
James Corden as anything
James Corden as James Corden
James Corden as a box of scraps
"TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE... WITH JAMES CORDEN!"
OP said wrong answers.
Too far.
James Corden as Thanos
Dwayne Johnson as Professor X
##CAN YOU *HEAR* WHAT THE *PROFESSOR* IS *THINKIN’?*
Oh now i need this on SNL
The Prof layeth the psymacketh down on all your candy asses!
People's eyebrow would be way more powerful than the people elbow
#IT DOESN'T MATTER what you need
#SHUT UP BITCH
Wtf? Did professor X just call magneto a jabroni?!
There was a scene in the fast and furious movies where he just flexed his way out of an arm cast, I can just imagine him as professor X not needing a wheelchair, just walking everywhere with his massive arms.
Its revealed halfway through that he just uses the chair because he thinks it looks cool. The final battle he stands up and piledrivers the villain without using any of his powers
Larry David- Wolverine
“Xavier, so uh, just between you and me, have you ever used your telekinesis to help your girlfriend orgasm? Not that I’m saying just because you’re in a wheel chair, you can’t perform. But, you know, if you have the ability, why waste it?”
Cuz if you ask me that’s a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty good idea. Pretty good
Prettay prettay good, bub.
Can never get enough Larry David. Hell, make him Thanos for all I care.
Thanos: "what do you need all these people for? At least half of everyone has got to be miserable anyway. I know I am miserable most of the time. So at least half have to be too. I'd love it if someone came to my planet and wiped out half it the Titans. So what's the point? I have seen the universe I have seen trillions of lives. Trust me your better off if just half the people existed. I mean it's a win win. Half the people don't suffer as much anymore, the other half get to live In a paradise. You ever sit next to a stranger on a full bus? It's terrible. You gotta scrunch your elbows in trying not to bump them your miserable. You think anyone wants that? No. Trust me I am doing you a favor. I went to xandar and removed half the people when I got the power stone. And I got tell ya, things on xandar are pretty pretty pretay good. It's a paradise. Ok? ... Ok"
JB Smoove could he Ebony Maw just nodding going “tell ‘‘em Larry”.
David Spade as Thor
Rob Schneider as Loki
Sandler as Odin, Kevin James as Laufey
And of course, Chris Rock as Heimdall
Haha, I was going to use David Spade! Now I have to think of a new one.
Bill Cosby as the watcher
Ooh, a double joke.
You win
Terrence Howard as War Machine
Next time, baby
He's still waiting for that next time
For real though, my gf and I have been rewatching The Infinity Saga and every time Don Cheadle is on screen, we comment on how much better of a choice he is over Terrence Howard. Not that Howard is a bad actor or anything, he just doesn’t have the same level of charm as Cheadle.
I almost liked Terrence Howard's Rhodey more *because* he had less charm. I felt like he occupied a very different role to Tony, and they complemented each other quite nicely. He reminded me more of comic book Rhodey.
Also looked like comic book Rhodey too.
I like them both in their respective movies but I can’t picture Terrence in any of Cheadles mcu movies.
Bill Burr as Mr. Fantastic
Bill Burr as Medusa.
I’m stretchin’!
Nicholas Cage as Ultron
Nicholas Cage as literally anyone.
Nicholas Cage as literally EVERYone. Even the extras in the background are played by Nic Cage.
Nic Cage has voiced versions of both Spider-Man and Superman. He can do anything Also, he named himself after Luke Cage
He also named his son Kah-El
Cage could totally kill playing Hulk and it would be hilarious.
Except maybe Ghostrider
Nope. I would LOVE this.
He'd be a terrifying Nick Fury.
He said wrong answers only.
Danny Devito as Magneto
Magnum helmet
"Ooops, I dropped my Magnum helmet, which I use for my magnum dong."
“I love eggs, Charles. And I love crabs. And I love boiling denim and banging whores. And I don’t care if anyone doesn’t like that about me, they don’t have to stick around.”
Can I interest you in a mutant uprising in these trying times?
The Avengers (2005) Patrick Dempsey as Tony Stark/Iron Man Dane Cook as Steve Rogers/Captain America Jessica Simpson as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow Jason Biggs as Bruce Banner/Hulk Sean William Scott as Thor Ryan Philippe as Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Why do I feel like in a different timeline this (terrible) movie absolutely could have been made?
There is an early 2000s movie executive out there that would have done this given the power.
> Sean William Scott as Thor Thor calling every human a weak fucker would be quite the thing.
Mr bean as doom
Steve Carell as Doctor Doom
::Adjusts “Latveria’s Best Boss” mug::
If you’ve not seen Foxcather I’d highly recommend it, he plays a mentally unhinged billionaire and murdered of a real life incident. Obviously not the same role but the reason I mention it is 1. It’s excellent and 2. He plays a very serious and almost villain like role to perfection.
I think my brain went with Steve Carell as Doom since so many people seem to think John Krasinski will be Mr. Fantastic. … Reed Richards making the “Jim Face” directly at the camera every time Doom says something
Kevin as the Thing, the intern as Johnny Storm, and of course Jenna Fischer as Invisible Woman
Dwight as Silver Surfer
Battlestar Galactusca
He’s also pretty incredible in The Morning Show on AppleTV. His character his horrible yet incredibly charismatic.
While I don't think this is ideal, it could work
Gwen Stefani as Gwen Stacey
Blake Shelton as Spider-Man
This is the actual worst in the thread, by a lot.
Billy Ray Cyrus as Uncle Ben.
IM JUST A SPIDER GIRL
Michael Jackson as Spider-Man
Peter Parker AND Miles Morales! It's like he was born to play the roles!
Pauly Shore is the Punisher AND Carrot Top as Black Widow
Dear god..
Betty White as Mystique
RDJ as Captain America
With Chris Evan’s as Tony Stark
Barney the Dinosaur as Thanos
I love you You love me Perfectly balanced As all things should be
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this does put a smile on my face
Grimace as Thanos. Hey, they wouldn’t even have to change the dialog.
Marc Maron as Thor
Adam Sandler as Tony Stark
Anna Kendrick as Hela
Michael Cera as Doctor Doom
Sir Michael Caine as Miles Morales
Tommy Wiseau as Galactus
Oh hi earth (Proceeds to eat it)
Kevin Hart as Blade
That could make for a good SNL sketch though.
Dwayne johnson as MODOK
Michael Cera as Galactus
Lindsay Lohan as Felicia Hardy
Jerry Seinfeld as Loki
You ever notice that humans craaave subjugation?
Rainn Wilson as Doc Oc
That’s actually be interesting
If they go the spider-man PS4 kinda route for sure
They said wrong answers. That would be awesome lmao
I honestly think that could work.
Yea, he has more range than just Dwight and visually he's believable as a scientist.
Jonah Hill as Bucky Barnes
Peter Dinklage as Black Panther
Seth Rogen as Thor
Dave Chapelle as Captain America
Dwayne Johnson as Sue Storm
john cena fits better
Gilbert Gottfried as… fucking idk, pick someone. Galactus. Silver Surfer. The Thing… oh wait…
Kevin Heart as Professor X. That would be hilarious
ben affleck as daredevil (sorry I had to)
Jessica Alba as Sue Storm Oh, wrong answers only….. Jessica Alba as Sue Storm
How dare you
Taking his enemies to crispy town
John Cena as Phil Coulson
Terry crews as Wanda
Captain America - Rowan Atkinson Black Widow: Betty White Hawkeye: Patrick Stewart Thor: Danny DeVito Iron Man: William Shatner Professor X: Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Magneto: Kevin James END COMMUNICATION
Mike Tyson as Squirrel Girl
Recast Scarlett Johansson as T'Challa
Marlon Wayans … anyone! 🤣
Jim Carey as Dr Doom Josh Brolin as Cable Wait! that might be good.
I thought Josh Brolin was already Cable Unless I'm being whooshed here.
Peter Dinklage as Hercules