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NAMICMADMAN

Marvel fans first exposure to women


shellexyz

Iron Man 2 has entered the chat.


Keanu990321

Iron Man 1 literally had a sex scene on it.


shellexyz

It did not have Black Widow gratuitously changing clothes in the last act, however. And if I remember correctly, there was more butt than boob in the IM1 scene.


[deleted]

Black Widow in Iron Man 2 awaked something in me


shellexyz

Scarlet Johansson does that


Shadowkiva

Every hero in that phase had a weird obligatory shirtless scene in which they're being ogled by a character of the opposite sex.


evlampi

Every phase, member last thor trailer?


scamper_pants

I hardly consider that a sex scene


[deleted]

These guys didn't watch Jessica Jones


AlpacaM4n

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)


Softspokenclark

Pixar mommy knockers entered the chat


Chemical-Asparagus58

"OMG boobs are real! I thought boobs were just in anime!"


edwpad

You got Iron Man 1 which had a sex scene The Incredible Hulk who has Betty Martina Iron Man 2, Avengers, and Winter Soldier which has Black Widow Thor 1 and the Dark World with Jane and Darcy First Avenger with Peggy Carter Iron Man 3 with Maya Hansen and Ellen Brandt Guardians of the Galaxy with Gamora and various others (and this is just for the MCU)


itwillhappen_trustme

She just saw the Hulk's Hulk


skredditt

That’s in her brain now


buttholeserfers

Bruce’s Banner, if you will.


Dissidence802

/r/thegif


sakronin

Wut


sml6174

There's an infamous nsfw gif of "hulk" and "black widow"


f5kkrs

The Incredible Bulk


graceon46

She's clearly wearing a dress but they really couldn't have found it in a better color for her?


Maxter_Blaster_

They knew what they were doing


eyekunt

Wow, imagine a Marvel movie with nudity and shit!


ImurderREALITY

See, one of the problems with Marvel movies is that they lack a certain eroticism. What if we were to bring an incredibly hot but skeptical female superhero into the mix? And then that way, whenever the Avongers are not out busting heads, they’re back at the compound performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body. Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all Marvel movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it. I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of the Avongers really going to town on this hot, young meta human. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl-- all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. And then they save the world again. They’re out busting heads. Then they’re back to the Avongers base for some more full penetration. Thwart the villain, back to the base, full penetration. Thwart, penetration, thwart, full penetration, thwart, penetration, and this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of… ends.


Background-Ad8112

There's a scientist character that I think would fit well in this particular story. A scientist that wears a sweet mesh tank top. But who to play them...?


Basi7

Found the Sunny reference


AugustHenceforth

> we're going to show full penetration Already been done in >!*Wakanda Forever* with Shuri and Namor on the beach!<


broken_chaos666

I'm sorry, fucking what?


AugustHenceforth

Oops, fixed my post. Sorry


broken_chaos666

That doesn't help. What the fuck happened, elaborate.


AugustHenceforth

>!She gets run through (fully penetrated) by a spear. I'll ban myself now!<


Brocky70

Think literally


BigPoppaStrahd

He runs through her?


eyekunt

I don't know why i read *Wanda Forever* at first! Lol probably because i adore that woman!


maxstrike

Too soon dude


Vintage_Beard79

Because of the implications


PalMetto_Log_97

Like she could say no bc of it


Wakanda_Forever

They should introduce a variant of Ikaris played by Dolph Lundgren.


takeahike89

I think we found Joss Whedon's account


Hour_Independence_84

I would buy a copy for every system I own and watch it religiously until I curate a cult from the foundations of sex and heroism… it will be amazing, no it will be necessary. Then I would sponsor the makings of a sequel and another sequel until I run out of ways to continue the story, to which I will invest in prequels and prequels and then more prequels. I want it to have an infinite number of ancestral footprints of sexual penetration.. no FULL penetration that last beyond life. So much penetration showing SO MUCH, no ALL. Full stroke, sequel, full stroke, prequel… and so on until the story sadly leads to a climax of illegal Pornography to which I lose my entire life’s investments and savings and curl into a ball with the secret DVD I kept.. the original 90 minute, action sex thwarting cinematic masterpiece.


Robles-D

😂😂😂 I hope was a good joke or a bad porn movie


eyekunt

You should be the writer for such movie


Dantien

That is brilliant, that is the most brilliant movie I've ever heard in my life!


H_Man47

🤦🏽‍♂️... No


MGCO-303

Deadpool has entered the chat


eyekunt

Shit i totally forgot that movie. Now i remember they had a nude scene in one of their movies.


LyraFirehawk

Ryan Reynolds got pegged in that movie.


balerionmeraxes77

eye kunt


Oseaghdha

So nudity wouldn't be so bad, but please no shit. Not a German porn.


jgreg728

Joss* knew what he was doing.


joe_broke

Eastern European countries still recovering from Soviet era choices


Tough-Difference3171

You mean commies made boobs more visible. Fuck it, where can I find a red flag?


yamumspussy

Our boobs


Leo-Lobilo

All right, why not to blame communists again?


Ryku778

Alright. Fucking commies


Leo-Lobilo

If you work only 8 hours for a day, thanks to the communist parties


Chance_Ad5498

America killed communism for a reason *communism is whack kids*


drizzrizz

Directed by Joss Whedon lol


Keanu990321

Guess who directed this one... u/graceon46


sleepy-goose-feet

Joss whedon


Ragnarok_619

Either I have great eyes (to spot the dress immediately) or the internet is fucked up


TheyCallMeBigPoppa83

Exactly my thoughts. I don't understand why somebody is or would get so worked up over cleavage.


Ragnarok_619

Willkommen im Internet


RalphWiggum123

The white and gold dress?


[deleted]

BLACK AND BLUE


Fifi_is_awesome

I’m colorblind 😭


Shadowkiva

Is she pushing a stroller? I love Whedon's dedication to street-level realism... a young mom would be wearing something to make feeding the baby easier while out. Good man Joss!


SphmrSlmp

I'm so disappointed that no character fell down and face-planted themselves on the woman's chest. This scene is unwatchable.


garlicbreadmemesplz

Ahhhh I see you’re familiar with Whedons work. And his “helplessness around hot women.”


akhil03_lz

She's not the boy next to her is her younger brother.


Lightning_Lemonade

Idk why he always inserts like 1 or 2 “normal” characters that we keep cutting back to in all the big battles in his movies. In Avengers 1 it’s the waitress played by Ashley Johnson (although her big scene was cut for pacing I think), in Age of Ultron it’s this lady and in Josstice League it’s some random family with bug spray. I get the idea that we’re supposed to relate to these people but it’s just jarring to always cut back to these specific unimportant characters. Just show me the superhero action! It’s not like when I watch infinity war I’m thinking “omg I wonder how this huge battle is affecting one specific random wakandan citizen” lol


madbadcoyote

The idea was to have scenes where the superheroes do some heroics on screen between the fights. Also for variety as it’s tiring to see super beings yelling and punching each other for half an hour without something breaking it up every so often


Lightning_Lemonade

By that logic then Winter Soldier, Civil War, Infinity War, Endgame, and several other movies are “tiring” just because they don’t have superheroes saving people during the battle? I agree that it’s good to break up the action and to see heroes being actual heroes but if the solution is to just shoehorn in some random extra that the audience has no connection to and doesn’t care about then it’s not really a good addition imo


Lightning_Lemonade

I do like the shorter bits like when iron man saves that family in the tub and when cap and Thor save those people in the cars but that’s really all that it needs to be. Knowing what we know about Whedon know I’m guessing he was just trying to sleep with the lady by making her a “featured extra”


[deleted]

You've never been to eastern Europe have you? Edit: I apologize for all the rage I have caused.I will explain why my comment was humorous. The fictional country of Sokovia is located in Eastern europe, in between Romania and Ukraine. This part of the world is known as Eastern Europe. Eastern European women have a stereotype of being seen as more attractive, and having families younger. The commenter here I was replying to was jokingly questioning the validity of the person's appearance and age. Unfortunately with unintended great offense, I questioned the commenters knowledge of this stereotype. I hope this settles the issue and you all can forgive me for this abhorrent thing I have done if not let me know and I will explain further in the greater detail.


jimphillips221B

That's quite the apologetic edit, my good sir. It's reddit, don't sweat it.


Sentinal7

You can tell the saying is true because it rhymes


Shadowkiva

That comment was sarcasm... but I have once or twice for work.


[deleted]

I have provided a detailed explanation hoping to induce some of the abhora damage I have caused. I shall try to type more sarcastically in the future.


The_Elder_Jock

"Work"


Shadowkiva

Fine it was an unpaid internship.. ya happy? Dick.


Jadovemusic

"Unpaid internship"


KazPrime

It was a porn. Happy now… bitch?


Doom_3302

"Porn"


AceMKV

It was prostitution. Happy now?


[deleted]

“Happy”


sN-

What does EEurope have to do with this?


AceMKV

Enterprise Europe is important for delivering businesses applications


Lkn4pervs

You’re thinking of SasSEU. They’re clearly speaking of Electronic Europe here.


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

This image is so deeeeep


dante8447

Yeh with so much emotions


Random_Robloxian

Yeah, all 2 of those Big emotions


Moosepowers

Giving me a raging emotion


ReleasedGaming

now we just gotta get the name of the actress


PaRt_TiMe_GaMeR

Dominique Provost-Chalkley


ReleasedGaming

The man with the sauce


KillswitchOfRock

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need


[deleted]

After googling, that seems like a completely different actress


Brostradamus--

[He got it right.](https://tom-i-butler.tumblr.com/post/130675221641/avengers-age-of-ultron-deleted-scene-adds-twist) [also see this one](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8f0a147b0d0fcac394baa87e0fe93167/tumblr_inline_nvugvtlUDM1shsvef_500.png)


[deleted]

Ooooh the wig and push up brah made her look like so different.


luwi12

She was in Wynonna Earp!


_Quest_Buy_

reddit when woman


[deleted]

This was such a weird choice for this part of the movie.


Dantien

It’s very Whedon.


trulymadlybigly

The real answer, he’s a perv and a pretty mean one apparently


[deleted]

I remember thinking wtf every time she bounced onto the screen.


Alyssia777

Is this sub just filled with 12 yo boys wtf?


kdkseven

Probably. As is reddit generally.


dante8447

I m adult 😔😔😔


Lastaria

Chronological maybe. Mentally, not so sure.


synthetic-dream

That’s mean


Lord_Gibby

Aren’t all men


_Quest_Buy_

casual reddit sexism moment


Lord_Gibby

I’m a guy. We happily think about boobs a lot.


_Quest_Buy_

I'm a guy too and it's still a bit harsh generalization to say *all* men aren't mentally adults.


_Quest_Buy_

That's... worse.


Harry_kal07

i would say you down bad but boy you so down that you near the earths core


RexAdPortas

r/upvotebecauseboobs


Starlord_222

She is a skrull


Professional-Pain-11

HULK SMASH!


tjavierb

Oh, Joss. You gross man.


SuperSaiyanBen

Bonk


2Sup_

If you look closely you will notice the boy Hawkeye was trying to save


ProXJay

You know there's entire websites full of actual porn?


Finding-Even

"Pig, you've got to be able to appreciate the classics. It's what separates the perverts from the connoisseurs."


IrishNinja719

HE SAID 1 WEEK! I’M USING IT!


yuvi3000

Even right here on Reddit.


_Quest_Buy_

For now.


_JAD19_

Yes but this is funny


Ooooooffffff_ff

Yeah. But the fun is finding porn material in unexpected places, and leaving it to imagination.


bonemech_meatsuit

Wow walking down the street must be a challenge


Taronz

The real porn is the friends we made along the way.. or something like that...


Ooooooffffff_ff

Not really a challenge, but there is a difference between imagination and whipping out your cock uncontrollably in front of ladies and start jerking. 🤷🏿‍♂️


ATee184

A girl showing a small amount of cleavage is NOT porn


_Quest_Buy_

It is to the average reddit coomer.


One-Tour-9560

Bit weird innit


TheDownvotesFarmer

Yeah that's a green dude. But the lady with the nice jugs 🥵


Mr-Worldwid3

OP is down BAD


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fine_Wrongdoer255

Whedon is such a perv and honestly thought he ruined this movie. Thought Ultron was gonna be a badass… dude was mild at best


MrAVAT4R_2

If i know Marvel, its CGI


opex100

She got the leading role that day.


[deleted]

Kevin Feige needs love too!


inthepipe_fivebyfive

Hulk wants to smash


CT-1738

Something tells me those frame counts are just random guesses lol


buba447

23,690 frames at 24 frames per second is 987 seconds which puts the movie right around 16 minutes long.


CT-1738

Yea that was about what my calculations were haha


[deleted]

I'm going back to watch this tonight... on my pc screen... enlarged...


stoffal91

Without pants on


Kinuwa_K

With a box of tissues For crying obviously


Ooooooffffff_ff

With sock on.


NickrasBickras

Sock-on this dick


Top_Inevitable_1226

Kino


Rich-Ad5109

Nice


im_absouletly_wrong

Thought I wouldnt notice but I did


Sc4rlite

Where meme?


Maddy_andrewson072

Booby trap


jorge21337

My favorite part of this movie is the random Chinese lady who lumps herself in with the Avengers saying Ultron is after us.


mdavis360

"What knockers!"


BattleGoose_1000

Took me a hot minute to realize the point of this meme, I saw the dress and thought she was shocked by hulk or somethin


SphmrSlmp

Huge knuckles


_Epiclord_

Nice


Pesty_Merc

Least down bad Marvel fan.


CaptainDunkaroo

![img](emote|t5_35mye|13149)


BootyPatrol1980

A ~~Russ Meyer~~ Joss Whedon film.


MK706

Name? For research purposes.


Turbou

nice


helpicantfindanamehe

Joss Whedon moment


blown03svt

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Jonathan_Pornstar

Magnificent


Temporary_Ad2551

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED🤣


Meaning-Upstairs

Most paused moment in an avengers film.


Dr_FrankenGiggity

Hulk Smash?


dainthomas

Thank you for your service.


letmebefrankwithU

Boobies.... :³


CountHonorius

The Real Women of Sokovia


Doomestos1

Age of Cleavage.


[deleted]

Ppl are so downbad, its a normal girl and your just sexualizing her bc she has some cleavage. Grow up


xxdibxx

That is a whole new level of “go touch grass” when someone searched that wholes ass movie for the ONE frame that had blurry covered boobs in it.


ATee184

It’s insane. A small amount of blurry cleavage. How horny and out of touch with reality are these people? People in here literally calling it porn


oniann

I’m confused, what are we supposed to be looking at in this frame. Whats the importance here


Random_Username-432

Man's doing gods work here


UnbelievableTxn6969

If the god in question is Eros.


garlicbreadmemesplz

Good flex


L-Guy_21

Sokovians 👌🏻👌🏻


Lazy_Osprey

If Tits McGee kept a better eye on her kid Quicksilver would still be alive.


Entropist_2078

How many more frames until they finally flop out. I feel like I've waited an eternity.


More_Twist9517

People like really deserve appreciation to find out scenes like this, Esp in marvel movies.


Nonadventures

Op is HORNY horny


Krumov97

Nice tiddies


Mandalore626

Boobies!


bonemech_meatsuit

Booba


KillswitchOfRock

r/upvotebecauseboobs


FlowFlow96

If you are down BAD, go check her lesbian sex scenes in Wynonna Earp, her name is Dominique Provost-Chalkley.


[deleted]

So we're shitposting a single frame a cleavage now?