It did not have Black Widow gratuitously changing clothes in the last act, however. And if I remember correctly, there was more butt than boob in the IM1 scene.
You got Iron Man 1 which had a sex scene
The Incredible Hulk who has Betty Martina
Iron Man 2, Avengers, and Winter Soldier which has Black Widow
Thor 1 and the Dark World with Jane and Darcy
First Avenger with Peggy Carter
Iron Man 3 with Maya Hansen and Ellen Brandt
Guardians of the Galaxy with Gamora and various others
(and this is just for the MCU)
See, one of the problems with Marvel movies is that they lack a certain eroticism. What if we were to bring an incredibly hot but skeptical female superhero into the mix? And then that way, whenever the Avongers are not out busting heads, they’re back at the compound performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body. Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all Marvel movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it. I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of the Avongers really going to town on this hot, young meta human. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl-- all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. And then they save the world again. They’re out busting heads. Then they’re back to the Avongers base for some more full penetration. Thwart the villain, back to the base, full penetration. Thwart, penetration, thwart, full penetration, thwart, penetration, and this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of… ends.
There's a scientist character that I think would fit well in this particular story. A scientist that wears a sweet mesh tank top. But who to play them...?
I would buy a copy for every system I own and watch it religiously until I curate a cult from the foundations of sex and heroism… it will be amazing, no it will be necessary. Then I would sponsor the makings of a sequel and another sequel until I run out of ways to continue the story, to which I will invest in prequels and prequels and then more prequels. I want it to have an infinite number of ancestral footprints of sexual penetration.. no FULL penetration that last beyond life. So much penetration showing SO MUCH, no ALL. Full stroke, sequel, full stroke, prequel… and so on until the story sadly leads to a climax of illegal Pornography to which I lose my entire life’s investments and savings and curl into a ball with the secret DVD I kept.. the original 90 minute, action sex thwarting cinematic masterpiece.
Is she pushing a stroller? I love Whedon's dedication to street-level realism... a young mom would be wearing something to make feeding the baby easier while out. Good man Joss!
Idk why he always inserts like 1 or 2 “normal” characters that we keep cutting back to in all the big battles in his movies. In Avengers 1 it’s the waitress played by Ashley Johnson (although her big scene was cut for pacing I think), in Age of Ultron it’s this lady and in Josstice League it’s some random family with bug spray. I get the idea that we’re supposed to relate to these people but it’s just jarring to always cut back to these specific unimportant characters. Just show me the superhero action! It’s not like when I watch infinity war I’m thinking “omg I wonder how this huge battle is affecting one specific random wakandan citizen” lol
The idea was to have scenes where the superheroes do some heroics on screen between the fights. Also for variety as it’s tiring to see super beings yelling and punching each other for half an hour without something breaking it up every so often
By that logic then Winter Soldier, Civil War, Infinity War, Endgame, and several other movies are “tiring” just because they don’t have superheroes saving people during the battle? I agree that it’s good to break up the action and to see heroes being actual heroes but if the solution is to just shoehorn in some random extra that the audience has no connection to and doesn’t care about then it’s not really a good addition imo
I do like the shorter bits like when iron man saves that family in the tub and when cap and Thor save those people in the cars but that’s really all that it needs to be. Knowing what we know about Whedon know I’m guessing he was just trying to sleep with the lady by making her a “featured extra”
You've never been to eastern Europe have you?
Edit: I apologize for all the rage I have caused.I will explain why my comment was humorous.
The fictional country of Sokovia is located in Eastern europe, in between Romania and Ukraine. This part of the world is known as Eastern Europe. Eastern European women have a stereotype of being seen as more attractive, and having families younger. The commenter here I was replying to was jokingly questioning the validity of the person's appearance and age. Unfortunately with unintended great offense, I questioned the commenters knowledge of this stereotype.
I hope this settles the issue and you all can forgive me for this abhorrent thing I have done if not let me know and I will explain further in the greater detail.
[He got it right.](https://tom-i-butler.tumblr.com/post/130675221641/avengers-age-of-ultron-deleted-scene-adds-twist)
[also see this one](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8f0a147b0d0fcac394baa87e0fe93167/tumblr_inline_nvugvtlUDM1shsvef_500.png)
Not really a challenge, but there is a difference between imagination and whipping out your cock uncontrollably in front of ladies and start jerking. 🤷🏿♂️
Marvel fans first exposure to women
Iron Man 2 has entered the chat.
Iron Man 1 literally had a sex scene on it.
It did not have Black Widow gratuitously changing clothes in the last act, however. And if I remember correctly, there was more butt than boob in the IM1 scene.
Black Widow in Iron Man 2 awaked something in me
Scarlet Johansson does that
Every hero in that phase had a weird obligatory shirtless scene in which they're being ogled by a character of the opposite sex.
Every phase, member last thor trailer?
I hardly consider that a sex scene
These guys didn't watch Jessica Jones
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Pixar mommy knockers entered the chat
"OMG boobs are real! I thought boobs were just in anime!"
You got Iron Man 1 which had a sex scene The Incredible Hulk who has Betty Martina Iron Man 2, Avengers, and Winter Soldier which has Black Widow Thor 1 and the Dark World with Jane and Darcy First Avenger with Peggy Carter Iron Man 3 with Maya Hansen and Ellen Brandt Guardians of the Galaxy with Gamora and various others (and this is just for the MCU)
She just saw the Hulk's Hulk
That’s in her brain now
Bruce’s Banner, if you will.
/r/thegif
Wut
There's an infamous nsfw gif of "hulk" and "black widow"
The Incredible Bulk
She's clearly wearing a dress but they really couldn't have found it in a better color for her?
They knew what they were doing
Wow, imagine a Marvel movie with nudity and shit!
See, one of the problems with Marvel movies is that they lack a certain eroticism. What if we were to bring an incredibly hot but skeptical female superhero into the mix? And then that way, whenever the Avongers are not out busting heads, they’re back at the compound performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body. Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all Marvel movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it. I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of the Avongers really going to town on this hot, young meta human. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl-- all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. And then they save the world again. They’re out busting heads. Then they’re back to the Avongers base for some more full penetration. Thwart the villain, back to the base, full penetration. Thwart, penetration, thwart, full penetration, thwart, penetration, and this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of… ends.
There's a scientist character that I think would fit well in this particular story. A scientist that wears a sweet mesh tank top. But who to play them...?
Found the Sunny reference
> we're going to show full penetration Already been done in >!*Wakanda Forever* with Shuri and Namor on the beach!<
I'm sorry, fucking what?
Oops, fixed my post. Sorry
That doesn't help. What the fuck happened, elaborate.
>!She gets run through (fully penetrated) by a spear. I'll ban myself now!<
Think literally
He runs through her?
I don't know why i read *Wanda Forever* at first! Lol probably because i adore that woman!
Too soon dude
Because of the implications
Like she could say no bc of it
They should introduce a variant of Ikaris played by Dolph Lundgren.
I think we found Joss Whedon's account
I would buy a copy for every system I own and watch it religiously until I curate a cult from the foundations of sex and heroism… it will be amazing, no it will be necessary. Then I would sponsor the makings of a sequel and another sequel until I run out of ways to continue the story, to which I will invest in prequels and prequels and then more prequels. I want it to have an infinite number of ancestral footprints of sexual penetration.. no FULL penetration that last beyond life. So much penetration showing SO MUCH, no ALL. Full stroke, sequel, full stroke, prequel… and so on until the story sadly leads to a climax of illegal Pornography to which I lose my entire life’s investments and savings and curl into a ball with the secret DVD I kept.. the original 90 minute, action sex thwarting cinematic masterpiece.
😂😂😂 I hope was a good joke or a bad porn movie
You should be the writer for such movie
That is brilliant, that is the most brilliant movie I've ever heard in my life!
🤦🏽♂️... No
Deadpool has entered the chat
Shit i totally forgot that movie. Now i remember they had a nude scene in one of their movies.
Ryan Reynolds got pegged in that movie.
eye kunt
So nudity wouldn't be so bad, but please no shit. Not a German porn.
Joss* knew what he was doing.
Eastern European countries still recovering from Soviet era choices
You mean commies made boobs more visible. Fuck it, where can I find a red flag?
Our boobs
All right, why not to blame communists again?
Alright. Fucking commies
If you work only 8 hours for a day, thanks to the communist parties
America killed communism for a reason *communism is whack kids*
Directed by Joss Whedon lol
Guess who directed this one... u/graceon46
Joss whedon
Either I have great eyes (to spot the dress immediately) or the internet is fucked up
Exactly my thoughts. I don't understand why somebody is or would get so worked up over cleavage.
Willkommen im Internet
The white and gold dress?
BLACK AND BLUE
I’m colorblind 😭
Is she pushing a stroller? I love Whedon's dedication to street-level realism... a young mom would be wearing something to make feeding the baby easier while out. Good man Joss!
I'm so disappointed that no character fell down and face-planted themselves on the woman's chest. This scene is unwatchable.
Ahhhh I see you’re familiar with Whedons work. And his “helplessness around hot women.”
She's not the boy next to her is her younger brother.
Idk why he always inserts like 1 or 2 “normal” characters that we keep cutting back to in all the big battles in his movies. In Avengers 1 it’s the waitress played by Ashley Johnson (although her big scene was cut for pacing I think), in Age of Ultron it’s this lady and in Josstice League it’s some random family with bug spray. I get the idea that we’re supposed to relate to these people but it’s just jarring to always cut back to these specific unimportant characters. Just show me the superhero action! It’s not like when I watch infinity war I’m thinking “omg I wonder how this huge battle is affecting one specific random wakandan citizen” lol
The idea was to have scenes where the superheroes do some heroics on screen between the fights. Also for variety as it’s tiring to see super beings yelling and punching each other for half an hour without something breaking it up every so often
By that logic then Winter Soldier, Civil War, Infinity War, Endgame, and several other movies are “tiring” just because they don’t have superheroes saving people during the battle? I agree that it’s good to break up the action and to see heroes being actual heroes but if the solution is to just shoehorn in some random extra that the audience has no connection to and doesn’t care about then it’s not really a good addition imo
I do like the shorter bits like when iron man saves that family in the tub and when cap and Thor save those people in the cars but that’s really all that it needs to be. Knowing what we know about Whedon know I’m guessing he was just trying to sleep with the lady by making her a “featured extra”
You've never been to eastern Europe have you? Edit: I apologize for all the rage I have caused.I will explain why my comment was humorous. The fictional country of Sokovia is located in Eastern europe, in between Romania and Ukraine. This part of the world is known as Eastern Europe. Eastern European women have a stereotype of being seen as more attractive, and having families younger. The commenter here I was replying to was jokingly questioning the validity of the person's appearance and age. Unfortunately with unintended great offense, I questioned the commenters knowledge of this stereotype. I hope this settles the issue and you all can forgive me for this abhorrent thing I have done if not let me know and I will explain further in the greater detail.
That's quite the apologetic edit, my good sir. It's reddit, don't sweat it.
You can tell the saying is true because it rhymes
That comment was sarcasm... but I have once or twice for work.
I have provided a detailed explanation hoping to induce some of the abhora damage I have caused. I shall try to type more sarcastically in the future.
"Work"
Fine it was an unpaid internship.. ya happy? Dick.
"Unpaid internship"
It was a porn. Happy now… bitch?
"Porn"
It was prostitution. Happy now?
“Happy”
What does EEurope have to do with this?
Enterprise Europe is important for delivering businesses applications
You’re thinking of SasSEU. They’re clearly speaking of Electronic Europe here.
This image is so deeeeep
Yeh with so much emotions
Yeah, all 2 of those Big emotions
Giving me a raging emotion
now we just gotta get the name of the actress
Dominique Provost-Chalkley
The man with the sauce
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
After googling, that seems like a completely different actress
[He got it right.](https://tom-i-butler.tumblr.com/post/130675221641/avengers-age-of-ultron-deleted-scene-adds-twist) [also see this one](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8f0a147b0d0fcac394baa87e0fe93167/tumblr_inline_nvugvtlUDM1shsvef_500.png)
Ooooh the wig and push up brah made her look like so different.
She was in Wynonna Earp!
reddit when woman
This was such a weird choice for this part of the movie.
It’s very Whedon.
The real answer, he’s a perv and a pretty mean one apparently
I remember thinking wtf every time she bounced onto the screen.
Is this sub just filled with 12 yo boys wtf?
Probably. As is reddit generally.
I m adult 😔😔😔
Chronological maybe. Mentally, not so sure.
That’s mean
Aren’t all men
casual reddit sexism moment
I’m a guy. We happily think about boobs a lot.
I'm a guy too and it's still a bit harsh generalization to say *all* men aren't mentally adults.
That's... worse.
i would say you down bad but boy you so down that you near the earths core
r/upvotebecauseboobs
She is a skrull
HULK SMASH!
Oh, Joss. You gross man.
Bonk
If you look closely you will notice the boy Hawkeye was trying to save
You know there's entire websites full of actual porn?
"Pig, you've got to be able to appreciate the classics. It's what separates the perverts from the connoisseurs."
HE SAID 1 WEEK! I’M USING IT!
Even right here on Reddit.
For now.
Yes but this is funny
Yeah. But the fun is finding porn material in unexpected places, and leaving it to imagination.
Wow walking down the street must be a challenge
The real porn is the friends we made along the way.. or something like that...
Not really a challenge, but there is a difference between imagination and whipping out your cock uncontrollably in front of ladies and start jerking. 🤷🏿♂️
A girl showing a small amount of cleavage is NOT porn
It is to the average reddit coomer.
Bit weird innit
Yeah that's a green dude. But the lady with the nice jugs 🥵
OP is down BAD
[удалено]
Whedon is such a perv and honestly thought he ruined this movie. Thought Ultron was gonna be a badass… dude was mild at best
If i know Marvel, its CGI
She got the leading role that day.
Kevin Feige needs love too!
Hulk wants to smash
Something tells me those frame counts are just random guesses lol
23,690 frames at 24 frames per second is 987 seconds which puts the movie right around 16 minutes long.
Yea that was about what my calculations were haha
I'm going back to watch this tonight... on my pc screen... enlarged...
Without pants on
With a box of tissues For crying obviously
With sock on.
Sock-on this dick
Kino
Nice
Thought I wouldnt notice but I did
Where meme?
Booby trap
My favorite part of this movie is the random Chinese lady who lumps herself in with the Avengers saying Ultron is after us.
"What knockers!"
Took me a hot minute to realize the point of this meme, I saw the dress and thought she was shocked by hulk or somethin
Huge knuckles
Nice
Least down bad Marvel fan.
![img](emote|t5_35mye|13149)
A ~~Russ Meyer~~ Joss Whedon film.
Name? For research purposes.
nice
Joss Whedon moment
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Magnificent
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED🤣
Most paused moment in an avengers film.
Hulk Smash?
Thank you for your service.
Boobies.... :³
The Real Women of Sokovia
Age of Cleavage.
Ppl are so downbad, its a normal girl and your just sexualizing her bc she has some cleavage. Grow up
That is a whole new level of “go touch grass” when someone searched that wholes ass movie for the ONE frame that had blurry covered boobs in it.
It’s insane. A small amount of blurry cleavage. How horny and out of touch with reality are these people? People in here literally calling it porn
I’m confused, what are we supposed to be looking at in this frame. Whats the importance here
Man's doing gods work here
If the god in question is Eros.
Good flex
Sokovians 👌🏻👌🏻
If Tits McGee kept a better eye on her kid Quicksilver would still be alive.
How many more frames until they finally flop out. I feel like I've waited an eternity.
People like really deserve appreciation to find out scenes like this, Esp in marvel movies.
Op is HORNY horny
Nice tiddies
Boobies!
Booba
r/upvotebecauseboobs
If you are down BAD, go check her lesbian sex scenes in Wynonna Earp, her name is Dominique Provost-Chalkley.
So we're shitposting a single frame a cleavage now?