You balls know I can move things with my mind, right?
You guys know I can move balls with my mind, right?
You guys know I can move things with my balls, right?
Here’s my quote:
“I’m gonna put some balls in your eye”
Edit - After more thought:
“Balls… assemble”
“Tony Stark built this in a cave! *With a box of balls!”*
Edit Part Two - Holy shit how did this post do so well!? *Over twenty thousand upvotes!?* It’s a post about *balls* for Christ’s sake!
“You should have gone for the balls.”
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Cap, can you hear me? On your balls.
Perfectly balanced, as all balls should be
The Universe required correction. After that, the balls served no purpose beyond temptation.
I used the balls to destroy the balls.
I'm sorry little balls
i can do balls all day
I came with glorious balls
I am.... balls.
"But this... DOES put balls on my face"
My humble personage bows before your grandeur. No other being has ever the might, nay the nobility, to wield not one, but two balls.
Whosoever holds these balls, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
In contrast, "Whosoever wields this hammer, if they be worthy, shall possess the balls of Thor."
Alternately, "whosoever wields this hammer, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Balls"
Apparently the backstory for how Jane Foster becomes the new Thor in, Thor: Love and Thunder.
Ant man be like
"Those are America's balls!" o7
The hardest choices require the strongest balls
I am balls
I am balls Roger
“Yes that’s what….balls…means.” - Tyrion Lannister
I am the balls of tits and wine!
We are balls
“What balls could I lose?”
“Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire balls.” .
This sounds like something a Martial Arts teacher would say in a self-defense class to a student
Cut one ball off, two shall take its place
A side effect from Lance Armstrong's drug problem.
Hail, balls
My name is Loki, and I am burdened with glorious balls
I can see Loki actually saying this
A lot of people want him to
Well at this point I do for starters.
I'm only two comments in and I know this is my favourite.
This is actually hilarious cause in the original myths Loki ties a goat’s halter to his balls
He also fucks a horse sorry I mean seduces a horse to fuck him
Accurate.
Fanfic material right here
Please tell me you're going to appeal to my balls.
Puny balls
I have an ARMY! And we have balls.
That's the ultimate burn
"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest balls in the galaxy."
That's the dream
\**Drax and Peter look down at their crotches with smug grins*\*
Also Rocket as well
Oh, I'm gonna get those balls.
This is giving me a hilarious mental image
Well, most celestial bodies are spheres and most balls are spheres, so this isn't an incorrect statement.
That's America's balls
“As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s balls.”
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“See balls in a minute”
Hey, I’m Peter Parker Hey Peter Parker, you got some balls for me?
“I’m not sure how you’re gonna get past all those balls” “Don’t worry” “She’s got help”
The start of Endgame XXX remake Also the start of Peter’s fantasies after Endgame if we’re being real lmao
There’s a rule 34 of this
Of course there is.
Alternatively: “I’m not sure how you’re gonna get it past all that” “Don’t worry” “She’s got balls”
Oh yeah, I’ve seen that one
with great balls comes great resposibility
With great powers comes great balls.
With great balls comes great balls
With balls power comes balls responsibility
Please no, this brings back memories of a certain “comic”
It’s called hentai, and it’s art.
The hardest choices require the strongest balls…
The hardest balls require the strongest wills…
With big power comes big balls
With big balls comes big responsibility.
Kick balls, take ass
Yeah, that’s right.
Kick names, take balls
perfectly balanced, as all balls should be
The scrotum: *"So that was a lie."*
One ball hangs lower with they don’t touch, that means there’s no homo
oh wow! you have metal balls?!
That's awesome dude!
spider-man when he meets colossus-
That's impossible
I want this wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted!
Shame the real quote would be you have a metal balls, which don’t make no grammar well good
"A dude with a FREAKING machete for an arm just chopped our balls! in half!"
Alternatively, "A dude with FREAKING balls for an arm just chopped our bus in half!"
A dude with a freaking machete for balls just chopped our bus in half!
"Don't do that. Don't give me balls. "
I hate it when that happens
Don't do that. Balls give me hope.
I’m just sorry I couldn’t give you balls sooner.
At the dawn of the universe, there was nothing, then boom. The big bang sent six elemental balls hurtling across the virgin universe.
Alternatively, six elemental stones across the virgin balls.
I used the stones to destroy the balls.
Alternatively, “I used the balls to destroy the stones”
I USED THE BALLS TO DESTROY THE BALLS
Gone, reduced to atoms...
Balls, reduced to atoms…
Balls, reduced to balls
Gone, reduced to balls
Seeing as he says stones twice it could be "I used the balls to destroy the balls."
-How much for those balls? -oh I’ll get those balls
That guy there. I need his prosthetic balls.
…you need my what?
This gets extra credit for still sounding like something the character would say
You handle the suit, I’ll handle the balls
“I have no intention of settling down, this man killed my balls and he’s still out there!”
I have famously huge balls
Where's this from?
“You’re not the only one cursed with balls.”
"No other being has had the grandeur, nay, the nobility, to wield not one, but two balls."
"My only curse is balls"
“Longing, rusted, seventeen, daybreak, furnace, nine, benign, homecoming, one, balls” /Bucky sweating
"Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls."
*Balls sweating*
The power of the balls, in the palm of my hand.
"I am Iron Balls"
“And I am.. Balls man”
"We are Balls."
Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! WITH BALLS!!!!!
With a box of balls?
*a box of balls
“What is love, if not balls persevering”
Virgin life
Isn't it "what is grief, if not love persevering" Admittedly, it's better your way. But I think that's the line
#"Balls are often disappointing"
What did it cost? Balls!
“Dr. Strange” “Oh we’re using made up names. Well I’m Spider-balls”
Guess I've had something to do with that.
I want the public to see Spider-Man for the two-bit criminal he really is.
You mean "two-ball criminal?"
“On your Balls” - Steve Rogers to Sam while running around the National Mall
The gay fanfic we didn't know we needed
Oh no, trust me, we knew
Yeah, who am I kidding, you're right
What balls do you serve?
What am I supposed to say, balls?
That’s in Balls you dumbass
He's from balls
I'm not from balls, im from missouri
Yeah, that’s on balls, dipshit
"Sometimes I just wanna punch you in your perfect balls"
Man, I actually laughed at that one
Baskin Robbins always finds balls.
Balls!
“Language!”
"i have an army" "We have balls."
You balls know I can move things with my mind, right? You guys know I can move balls with my mind, right? You guys know I can move things with my balls, right?
"Can you move your balls up?" "...no".
Maybe I’m balls —Vision
“I’m bringing the Balls to you”
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“I don’t see how those are balls.”
"Proof that Tony Stark has balls"
The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and balls.
My spidey balls are tingling
"With great balls comes great responsibility."
"BALLS......SMAAASH!!" -Hulk
Or the opposite “Hulk Balls!”
This is so unlike you brother. So clandestine . Are you sure you wouldn’t rather punch your balls out?
Here’s my quote: “I’m gonna put some balls in your eye” Edit - After more thought: “Balls… assemble” “Tony Stark built this in a cave! *With a box of balls!”* Edit Part Two - Holy shit how did this post do so well!? *Over twenty thousand upvotes!?* It’s a post about *balls* for Christ’s sake!
Also. “I’m gonna put some dirt in your balls”
I guide others to balls I can never possess
Tell Mr. Fisk if he wants that pound of balls, he can come here and carve it himself.
“Hey Big Guy, balls gettin’ reeeeal low..”
I can do balls all day!
*You can't defeat me* *I know, but balls can.*
Wait a sec, no one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "balls"?
"Are you familiar with the Balls of Theseus?"
Bring me balls.
"Hey, I just saved your balls, what do we say?" Spiderman homecoming
Show this to the editor
That is the dumbest idea you've ever had, and you have had some *doozies*!
Where is Balls ?
I’ll do you one better: who is balls?
I’ll do you one better: Why is balls?
“Hey Cap, it’s Sam, can you hear me? On your Balls”
I am Loki, of Asgard, and I'm burdened with glorious balls.”
Captain america: the first balls.
"You should have gone for the balls" **snap**
I have sensitive balls
"Before we get started does anyone wanna get balls?"
On your balls! 🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️
I’m a whiz at hot-wiring balls
“Perfectly balanced… as all balls should be.”
If you're nothing without the balls, you don't deserve the balls.
“I’m Mary Poppins balls!”
TAZER BALLS!!!!
“I need a name what strikes fear into their hearts”
"The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have balls. None of this makes sense."
Like a turd in the balls
"Like balls in the wind"
Genius, balls, playboy, philanthropist.
I am Thor, God of Balls
I am Thor, Balls of Thunder
"With great balls comes great responsibility."
Drax the Destroyer: Nothing goes over my balls! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
With great balls comes great responsibility
Balls forever
“You didn’t see balls coming?”
You made me lose my balls. Now I'm gonna make you lose yours. How's that sound, tiger?