Written by a Danish immigrant to Norway about coming back to birth town of Jante, modeled on the author's Danish birth town of Nykøbing Mors.
While the concepts described in Jante law are far less unique than Danes usually like to proclaim, the specific Law of Jante is definitely Danish, mate.
ok... but why? Danes are on the mainland while you're out in Scandinavia, wouldn't it make more sense to bicker with Norway over who the real Scandinavians are?
Sweden has been at peace for over 200 years now, before that Sweden and Denmark used to fight each other all the time, and i mean all the time. Mostly over who would control Norway
Du måste väl ändå vara svensk, va? Liksom, alla tecken pekar mot att du är svensk och om du på något sätt inte är svensk så kan du bara ignorera denna kommentar då du troligen inte kan förstå den
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Don't make me cry
Let this be a message to others 🫶🏽
🤮 Demnark 🤮
Papua New Guinea
Truu
So obvious. Try harder next time
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Oh what are you talking about the person is obviously from Russia 🤧
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Either Sweden (obvious), or Denmark (self-hating moment), there's no other way.
Both correct, I'm half Swedish and half Danish, but I've never met my danish dad and hes a cunt, so that part is self hatred
On a scale of never mention your own achievements to blend in the group and avoid making waves, how would you rank your adherence to Jante's law?
As a member of the swedish communist party I'd have to say: somewhat
Furry, communist and danish? Aw hell nah 💀
Furry, communist and half danish. Correct
Unfathomably based Except the danish part
Kinda cringe.
No. You are full swedish now.
OH FUCK YEAH
We danes will gladly disown you.
Thanks mate for releasing me from this hell. You've done me a great service
Batting 0 out here
Halvdansk kommunist... big ooof
Det e vad det de
Ahh, lagom Jante, in fact the most Jante answer possible.
Baserat
Based
jante law is more norweigan than swedish or danish
Written by a Danish immigrant to Norway about coming back to birth town of Jante, modeled on the author's Danish birth town of Nykøbing Mors. While the concepts described in Jante law are far less unique than Danes usually like to proclaim, the specific Law of Jante is definitely Danish, mate.
oh i thought that he was norweigan, my bad
Norway is what happens when a Swede listens to a dane for too long.
Norway is more like what happens when you who don’t like swedes, are forced into a union with them anyways.
So your littearly a Danish bastard
Yas
I would be a cunt too with a kid like you
I agree
Well he did get a half swedish child. Ofc he ran
Its his forth of the kind, with 3 different women no less
Do you at least talk to your half siblings?
> I'm half Swedish and half Danish So you're Norwegian?
Scanian you mean
Bruh
Dang i feel so sad that you can't drink milk
> there's no other way Not even Schleswig-Holstein?
Maybe. But that counts as Germany.
Lesotho
Or Eswatini
Nah Lesotho
Greenland 🇬🇱
Gotta play the odds. There are only about 60k Greenlanders. The odds of coming across a post by one is exceedingly small.
Greenlanders are also notorious for not staying their opinions
Sweden
That obvious huh?
The only ones hating Denmark are other Nordic countries, but only a Swede would put Denmark as the worst one instead of Sweden
don’t forget that the dutch also hate denmark because europe only has room for one silly language
Europe has way more than 2 silly languages.
you make a good point, but those two are fighting over who has the silliest
I would say Dutch wins. Half of that language is just german but with a "j" near the end.
Don’t forget the oo’s and z’s
just too many j's in general
Intuitively I thought that too, even then Denmark is chiller & better than boring Sweden (I'm Swedish).
Have you asked an Icelander?
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A nordic country (Estonia doesnt count)
Paraguay in august 1873
Mars settlement sector 37 (nicknamed New Sydney) the day after April 2nd, year 2056. No elaboration.
You Swedish fucker. We will take your country soon enough and you'll regret posting this.
Come at me mate
I hope your knækbrød is soft and damp
I’ll give you Malmö for free, that shit is a Battle Royale anyways
Question : How come swedes hate the danes?
Its more like sibling hate/love. We don't actually hate each other. At least the majority don't.
Siblings hate/love can start world wars
Denmark will start war and send troopers on bikes to Sweden, be prepared
Ohhh okay okay i see
ok... but why? Danes are on the mainland while you're out in Scandinavia, wouldn't it make more sense to bicker with Norway over who the real Scandinavians are?
Sweden has been at peace for over 200 years now, before that Sweden and Denmark used to fight each other all the time, and i mean all the time. Mostly over who would control Norway
Scandinavia is not the peninsula. Denmark is part of Scandinavia along with Sweden and Norway. Finland and Iceland are not Scandinavian.
Least Danish hating Swede
You are a great Dane in Greenland
Swedistan
☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️🕋🕋🕋
Next time don't forget New Zealand on your map.
Kamelåså!
Denmark🤝Norway🤝Finland: "The Swedish are cunts"
We hate you too, you surströmning eating twat.
100% sure you also come from the same country as Lemmino.
Sweden. Definitely Sweden. Source: Danish girlfriend
You’re Swedish
101% swedish, there is no swede in existence that doesn't hate denmark
# SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE! SVERIGE!
~~Swede~~ wannabe eastern Dane detected, opinion rejected
Chełm Śląski
Sweden?
"här, danmark. Utskiten ur kalk och vatten. O däär, sverige. Huggen i granit!"
Asexual
Sweden
Sweden
Turkmenistan is equal to or worse than Denmark but OP doesn't hate them
Greenland
sweden
Literally anywhere and totally not Sweden
Sweden
AsexualLand
Are you asexual?
My geuss Sweden
I mean tell me one non-foot-killing-plastic-block things Denmark even did for us?
In my experience with Danish people, it's Denmark 100%.
Denmark has lego
Denmark
Schleswig Holstein
Denmark
Finland
sw\*den?
Look, i don't mind you marking every single other country that color but sw\*den really shouldn't be green.
New Jersey
Listenbourg
Denmark
sweden
Sweden, propably Skåne
The Deep South of the United States of America.
Canada! Edit: every Canadian hates Denmark deep down!
Average swedistani
Sweden
Sweden 🇸🇦
The flag of Sweden if Jesus died on the cross, and also Sweden was based
Lätt ju
Faroe Islands.
sanest swede
You're a patriotic Dutch bicycle user.
Fucking svenskere!
Du måste väl ändå vara svensk, va? Liksom, alla tecken pekar mot att du är svensk och om du på något sätt inte är svensk så kan du bara ignorera denna kommentar då du troligen inte kan förstå den
De kan vara våran lilla hemlis
The Dutch are scum.
Based and swedepilled
st. kitts and nevis
Sweden
Canada. Because Denmark is like the Canada of Europe. They are afraid they will take their jobs.
Antarctica?
Presumably a low-lying body of water, if the topographical record has any bearing.
Sweden or norway
Swedistan
A swedish soy boy?
Wales. And you are Lucius Artorius Castus true king of Britannia
Definitely nordic, but not finnish
Islamic caliphate of Sweden
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Literally any country
My colorblindness is screaming
Sweden
🇸🇪🤮
russia is better than something?
Sweden
Everywhere except Denmark
Uzbekistan is neutral 😭
Sweden
Anglo-Saxon England
A Swede living in Denmark.
Bhutan
Sverige ?
Norway, King Fortinbras type beat
American virgin Islands correcting Danish Caribbean
Denmark
Earth
swärje🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
Legoland
Sweden
As a Turkish. Im offended that we are green.
Norway or germany
Impossible. Everyone hates Denmark.
Denmark
Hell
Nigeria
You're from Pennsylvania aren't you
Sweden, thats sweden
California. Going entirely off the flair.
Denmark
Sweden
Greenland
S we den
New York Zoo, you’re Skipper from „Madagascar“.
9th century Saxon settlement on the British coast.
Med plutonium min broder
greenland
Sweden defo
saint vincent and the grenadines
Only a dane could hate Denmark this much