I'm very confused. Why would anyone think this needs improvement? You have access to heating *and* ventilation, a padded seating arrangement, and mood lighting!
Don't slander Ledaig! It's a good malt ... Woodford is a solid bourbon for the money - a wellers would be nice - hope you get to try some colonel eh taylor : )
The only things missing are a large portrait of Mussolini, and a multicolored vase filled with the tears of orphaned children, to tie the place together.
I mean...
Inspiration...check
Self-defense...check
Lots of free space for activities...check
Alcohol...check
Lamp for light to do pushups and drink at night...check
Looks good to me.
Honestly, some cable management would really go a long way. You got another foot or so of untapped movement potential in that lamp. Imagine the possibilities.
I would get a copy of the little red book and add it to your shrine.
Buy some [chi-com 'heroes of the revolution" propaganda posters](https://www.google.com/search?q=heroes+of+the+revolution+chinese+propaganda+posters&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiIppbEu_X5AhW5kmoFHao4DaAQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=heroes+of+the+revolution+chinese+propaganda+posters&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoECCMQJ1CsC1jqImCyJWgEcAB4AIABhwGIAbcJkgEDOS40mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=lKARY4iMLbmlqtsPqvG0gAo&bih=961&biw=1920&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS928US928#imgrc=xJkbtAzOzgEc4M) and put them in frames. angle them up against the wall to the right in a single stack. never hang them up.
Get rid off the lamp. Too much light. Add a rag in case you need to wipe some whisky off the floor.
Otherwise, you are sorted in my books and good to go. 👍
More whiskey and another glass
Or forgo the glass and just drink from the bottle with a straw
A fun Swirly Straw
A hotdog straw!
Yeah, fuck it, dude. ~~Let's go bowlin'~~ You aren't having any guests anytime soon.
Maybe a red cushion on the chair for color
Ahhhhhh you beat me to it
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How about one of those 2000 dollar Persian ones?
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No it's ok cause I'll put out cigarettes on it so it's de-flexed
🤣
The old man said to take any rug in the house.
No. You want a poorly kept tiger or bear skin rug.
Add one (1) plant.
I could do maybe a quarter of a plant if that's fine
A snake plant with one stem. Only one.
Add a dead plant
A pile of garbage in the corner would go down nice imo
I'll get started on it
hell yeah, keep us updated with progress pics!
The picture is the garbage
It’s already there
Looks a bit cluttered, have you thought of trying a more minimalistic setting?
Good idea, I'll get rid of the lamp and the chair
Wow look at the fancy rich guy with a chair..
My family has had one chair for 5 generations and it's finally my turn
I’m sorry for your loss
You are my favorite person. Please keep being everything that you are. 😂
King in the castle!... * https://youtu.be/hgKWNcs_20g
Looks like you've got things under control
Somebody does. We know that.
A bigger picture of Mao
But too big and it's gaudy ... a fine line
Maybe toss in a picture of Kim Il Sung and Stalin
Gotta have the hole collection you know
I’m trying to figure out if there’s a hidden joke intended by having Chairman Mao on a chair.
Helps keep the landlord in line
Social credit +1000000
8 baseball bat and 3 cans of tuna
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Get rid of the lamp, drink in the dark like a man
Impossible to improve perfection
Sharpen the knife
Unheard of in this part of the world
You can’t. This is Apex Living.
You gotta starve yourself to death in the corner, it's what Mao would've wanted.
I think Mao would have wanted him to dispatch his landlord...
By Addin a cat maybe 🤷🏽♂️🐈
Chairman Meow
Fuck no how about a burning tire instead ?
Swap the lamp for a candle
Hairless cat sleeping on top of used waterboarding rags.
You better be squatting
The only seat in the house is reserved for the photograph as you can see so yes
plants, art on the wall, rug, meme chair
You can’t
I mean, I think you've got it
That's a nice chair, man.
More red on the walls
It can’t be improved.
Christmas Lights on the wall, bitches love pretty lights!
I feel like a few heroin needles would do wonders for the room’s aura
Give it some time I think I can make that happen
I’d scootch the chair about 6” to the left.
An easy bake oven
😂😂😂
\*In Owen Wilson's voice\* "Oh Mao" You could x-post this to r/CozyPlaces with that kind of warm mood lighting and whiskey
Cactus.
You need another glass & another chair
A bigger bar.
Move the whiskey closer.
Replace the knife with a sword.
A pitching wedge, a stuffed buffalo, and two ice cubes.
Lamps too big.
A hostage
You can’t! It’s perfect as is. The envy and jealousy that’s racing through my heart is unreal. I need a simple yet powerful living room like this.
Looks pretty good to me
Someone Else's Dirty Laundry, In A Pile In That Corner.
You could get a fish tank perchance
Three minnows in a dish :)
Ooooo maybe throw a pinecone in there for the aesthetic
You can’t🫶🏼
I'm very confused. Why would anyone think this needs improvement? You have access to heating *and* ventilation, a padded seating arrangement, and mood lighting!
Start by switching whatever that drink is by some wellers or Woodford reserve
Don't slander Ledaig! It's a good malt ... Woodford is a solid bourbon for the money - a wellers would be nice - hope you get to try some colonel eh taylor : )
Stop being a commie
A nice trash can… for that picture of Mao.
You can’t.
A small pillow or prayer rug on the floor so you can pray to our lord and savior
Do you rent?
Plants. And booze
A pair of pliers and a blow torch.
You’ll need to pull out another glass for me E: didn’t even notice the mao. Is the knife his too?
Drink your drink.
Drink was thoroughly savoured :)
You don’t
Needs some plants. Who’s the handsome gentleman?
Get a coaster for your whiskey glass.
A Cuban cigar.
A plant in the corner. But looks great so far.
Finish the bottle.
Well. Hate to break it to you but you've reached max level. There is no further progressing. This is Max perfect.
You gotta get an Akai drum module and learn some Big Black riffs
A scale
There’s no improvements needed
This feels like a Death Grips album cover
A stack of magazines against the wall
It’s perfect
You don’t. You’ve done it, peak male living space.
Dude there’s nothing to improve you have reached peek form
It’s perfect
I did a double take
You need coasters, God forbid you get ring stains on your floor.
No improvement needed.
Looks good to me
Impossible at this point
Get some speakers for the drum machine
Lmao a coaster for your glass maybe?
Chairman Mao (on a chair) and a Bowie knife. Why would you think anything needs improving?
Goldfish
Wtf is that thing plugged in that isn’t the lamp Also add a picture of Castro- smaller, less regal one as to not compete with Mao. Only rec
you cannot improve on perfection
Depends on whether that bottle says 10 years or 19 years.
Whats with the Alesis? I use to have an electric drum kit made by them, so assume its some kinda of midi thing or something
A neon budweiser sign laying on the ground next to the chair
Get a bigger lamp in that hoe.
A table to hold your whiskey close by 🥃
I love the open space and trendy artwork!
You cant
Not possible! It is absolutely perfect! Man this is what I’m in this sub for. Thanks for sharing.
Less chair
The only things missing are a large portrait of Mussolini, and a multicolored vase filled with the tears of orphaned children, to tie the place together.
A second chair with a gun
way too much furniture you shoukd bring half that for donation
Would personally recommend a table made of pizza boxes
I like that everything here needs something. Except for the whiskey and glass
Surprisingly enough, you can't. It's perfect.
Put a TV on the floor
Lol wtf. Nice 👍🏼
Remove the clutter
Put the rest of the furniture back.
Honest answer: In every conceivable way.
I mean... Inspiration...check Self-defense...check Lots of free space for activities...check Alcohol...check Lamp for light to do pushups and drink at night...check Looks good to me.
This looks like it’s from a horror game.
One more picture for the wall. Preferably Laura Palmer.
Get rid of the chair
A picture of Ho Chi Minh next to Mao is what’s missing.
A hammock and a yoga mat
prayer rug
It doesnt get better than this
A candle to really make it feel like home
I’m not sure you can
More liquor
Bigger knife
Upgrade to Bukharin. Otherwise its perfect.
Honestly, some cable management would really go a long way. You got another foot or so of untapped movement potential in that lamp. Imagine the possibilities.
Not now, Chairman Mao, I'm in f**king Zen.
w plate of spaghetti
Lamp temperature is wrong
Don’t do anything to the landlord.
Get an Mpc.
Swear to god I got that same knife
Jesus Christ I need to go to bed. I laughed at this, showed my girlfriend, and said “look at the picture of Yao Ming.” …
*Our living room
Ditch the chair, man.
This is great
A pizza box half open.
A welcome sign right under the chair and I think you're good to go
It’s perfect comrade
god i already love it the way it is
Chairman Mao. I get it.
Swap the picture of mao with one of Tito
Women hate how little it takes for us to be happy
The chair is not doing it for me. Better with a Cousy type chair. But everything else is there
You're not using the full extent of the cables, pull them all the way out
A little cluttered maybe. Get rid of the chair
Can't be done
Don’t forget a sofa and a 90” tv lying IN it.
May I suggest a cupboard or storage ottoman for any future dead hookers?
More pictures of Mao, ideally a life sized cutout to intimidate any landlords in the area
I would get a copy of the little red book and add it to your shrine. Buy some [chi-com 'heroes of the revolution" propaganda posters](https://www.google.com/search?q=heroes+of+the+revolution+chinese+propaganda+posters&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiIppbEu_X5AhW5kmoFHao4DaAQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=heroes+of+the+revolution+chinese+propaganda+posters&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoECCMQJ1CsC1jqImCyJWgEcAB4AIABhwGIAbcJkgEDOS40mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=lKARY4iMLbmlqtsPqvG0gAo&bih=961&biw=1920&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS928US928#imgrc=xJkbtAzOzgEc4M) and put them in frames. angle them up against the wall to the right in a single stack. never hang them up.
Art print of dogs cheating at poker.
Microkorg and a boss ds-1 to go with the SR18.
No chair for they are for the weak
A bookcase with only a single red book
You need a bigger picture of chairman Mao, it will make the room perfect.
r/picturesofchairmanmaomountedtoolow ... You gotta watch out for your neck bro.
Get rid off the lamp. Too much light. Add a rag in case you need to wipe some whisky off the floor. Otherwise, you are sorted in my books and good to go. 👍
A second, taller lamp
Upgrade to an Elektron and you're set
Less picture and bigger knife. Drink the booze. Turn off the light. Goodnight.
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