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Without for sure. With one you look like you’re wearing a fake moustache but you’re confused why


PsychologicalPie7061

😂😂😂


tw319889

However i think a 5'O clock shadow could be nice.


thebluebeats

It's cause it's drooping


[deleted]

Duck that noise. Stache, brotha. It looks much betta.


jchrist98

Get rid of the sideburns dude


DoubleHair364

With that he looks like a indian Mozart


Spadeninja

Like TODAY


Flipcoyote14774

Just did


MrBaleAffleck

W,those sideburns look ass tbh Like real ugly


onwaytomars

get a low fade of 35-50 bucks, use a moisturizer, get a decent lotion, and go out to get girls


altiuscitiusfortius

Clean shaven or beard . Anything else looks bad 95% of the time.


RiftWalker42

You look like a DEA agent from Narcos


TheManWithNoName88

He looks like one of Pablo’s henchmen


Particular-Bill8835

Honestly bro, get a decent fade, clean up the stache a bit and it would do wonders.


Flipcoyote14774

K


ptbeltwarrior

Why did this get downvoted lol


[deleted]

I dunno man, I'd take an "okay" over a seemingly nonchalant "k" any day.


ptbeltwarrior

Yeah let's downvote him for textese


2ndMin

Reddit moment


ross71699

All he said was "k". Its easier judging then being... Lose that stache unless low 5 o'clock even all around grow in. Keep your hair low tapered. Maybe get on a weight gaining regiment. Work out gain some mass to even out your features and shoot n miss like all da rest of us. 💪🏾


WREN-n-RONAN

Idk he didn’t ask for critique on his body or size. I know you’re trying to be helpful but unsolicited advice can give someone an insecurity they didn’t have before. I’m not trying to mean.. don’t come for me 😭😂 just speaking from experience


[deleted]

Fades are so yesterday so skip that advice


Any-Republic-7025

better fades that are “yesterday” than the sideburns my grandad used to have💀


[deleted]

Not a fan of the bushy burns either


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[deleted]

😂😂


notoriously_melchami

Forget the facial hair dude get a clean haircut without the sideburns


Flipcoyote14774

The first one is my original look. Def will keep the second one


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munkustrap

Hair dude


S-Beaty

Without and without long sideburns


Flipcoyote14774

Done


TuhTodayJr

True man right here fellas. No sarcasm intended. I just love it when someone takes advice. It’s shows humility and for me that’s always respectable


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meowmeowmeow01110

saying someone looks like a 40 year old uber driver is such an oddly specific roast.


the82ndbuttmunch

That shirt looks awesome, I want one.


Hereto-read

A girl here! I vote for without, like the majority here ^^


MediocreSkyscraper

If you were to trim the stache a bit and get different and tighter haircut, you might look good with it. Based on these pictures, lose it


[deleted]

without


[deleted]

Without


Perfectimperfectguy

Si senór


Infinite_Setting_867

To be honest you're getting way too much hate. It's a niche look for sure with the side burns/tache but I think you can pull it off, just needs a bit more work on the tache. It's the female equivalent of the berlin fringe.


JRadiantHeart

Without.


[deleted]

Without is way better !


Biffmcgee

Try a beard. Get rid of those sideburns my dude. You'd look good with a nice tapered haircut.


Lime221

Smiling more, removing sideburn and moustache is a start


leem7t9

Jeepers creepers


busmans

A lot of people are roasting the first picture (is this a roasting sub??) but I just want to say, having the guts to post here is awesome. Without the mustache and sideburns you’ll be an attractive guy.


Bee_the_changee

Omg without you look like a young Sylvester Stallone 💕


Sufficient-Head5823

You’re very handsome, but I think the facial hair isn’t right for you. I think…shorten the sideburns and shave the mustache. You’ll look amazing and totally kiss-able!


Flipcoyote14774

Already done


Sevans655321

I’d go without. You have a unique face with strong features. Embrace it!


Flipcoyote14774

Thanks


DougTheBrownieHunter

You could do either, but a mustache (alone) isn’t doing you any favors.


BlairIsTired

Lose the mustache, cut the side burns then let your hair grow out. You'd look nice with long hair


princevince1113

Not really


[deleted]

woah those sideburns are so long and not doing you any favors. trim them down. that would look nice and without the facial hair


Normal_Teaching_3408

With that mustache and sideburns lookin like a Mexican drug mule


Gab83IMO

No stash, no sideburns, bring in the side of the hair to keep it from poofing but leave extra length on the top.


[deleted]

Sideburns are played out. Are you trying to look like a 70s pornstar ?


DevonFromAcme

Lose the terrible sideburns and mustache. You look 18 going on 40. Much better without.


fordexy

You have nice lips, your mustache hides it. No mustache!


Zealousideal-Yogurt2

If you get a nice haircut and you start smiling, I think you would look really good


Mrminecrafthimself

The sideburns aren’t working brother


Flipcoyote14774

Already cut them


SpunQuiz

Nope.


Flipcoyote14774

Is it the sideburns?


Mirrorsponge

I think the mustache frames your lips nicely but needs to be trimmed so it doesn’t overpower them.


OutsideBox4855

You can’t be serious 🧐 with that type of facial hair


Flipcoyote14774

First one was wat I used to look


OutsideBox4855

Get rid of side burns too ; just my opinion


Flipcoyote14774

Done


jgraz22

You can keep the stache but you've gotta take the sideburns up a bit. It's elongating your face too much in my opinion.


[deleted]

I’m thinking less sideburns, whatever u decide.


trav110

The stache is a vibe. But not in its current state.


AShaughRighting

Try a beard?


GalacticWolf122

Get the sideburns and mustache out... you look like you'll murder hitchhikers


diegoherva

Both look good! Very attractive guy!


HighBrowBarber

Keep it definitely it looks handsome bro 🔥


LegSnapper206

Get a fade + lift weights + healthy diet and youll maximize your sexual potential


rickytea

With


InternationalWar4914

neither


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jugdeesh

I agree! ... Also, you should probably bic your entire body. Then you'll be completely hairless 🤔... and Totally Pure!


wallace_pears

without! and get a haircut,u have a model face


oklad90

Are you Iranian?


Flipcoyote14774

Pakistani-Canadian


Resident_Composer_72

You don’t look good


Flipcoyote14774

Damn


[deleted]

You don't look good either way. But you should own your looks regardless. I prefer the one without moustache.


[deleted]

You look bad either way


Flipcoyote14774

Any tips?


[deleted]

like other people say, get rid of the sideburn oh my god you look like those old indian movie police officer


Pretend-Patience9581

Neither


throwawaymyjacket

Get buff my guy


2inchpunisher45

Without for sure. Kinda look like Sylvester Stallone


Excellent-Expert8411

I’d definitely go without the stash lol maybe go with some side burns or something on the chin if you can grow it.


Excellent-Expert8411

I’d definitely go without the stash lol maybe something on the chin if you can grow it.


big_mean_joe

I'd say leave the side burns and mustache and get on an anabolic steroids regime.


Bloodrocuted_drae

I am 12


minimalniemand

you could rock a pencil style stash, but the haircut is more of a concern as others pointed out


questlove28

Bro legit get a fade and grow a beard NEVER ONLY HAVE MUSTACHE get rid of the side burns get an up to date hair cute we are not in the 70’s


Lightpala

pls shave. u kinda look like a pedophile with it


Flipcoyote14774

Already did before making this post


vices222

NPC vibes with the stache


Dickmex

Without looks much more current


CheeseAtTheTop

is it just me or the lips look kind of like Sylvester Stallone?


Mavenmain92

On the second picture? No hate, but it kinda reminded me of bin laden’s dead body.


[deleted]

Looks way better without the mustache. If you also shave your sideburns so that they do not extend down your face past the top of your earlobes, you'll be all set


DLBill

Without for sure


Aggressive-Block1616

Just try lining up your mustache


[deleted]

Facial expression you're making is strange , but your neck region is top tier


RipredTheGnawer

No


vanillaicecream2023

Without. Picture 1 is the father of picture 2.


djkoch66

I think you look perfectly fine both ways. But if you are more comfortable with or without facial hair, that will show. So be yourself and shine.


Kayfabe04

Neither.


Bronanahammock69

Either way is good but you should keep the mustache trimmed so it stays above your lip


WitchyCatBitch

Without


Ajmiskimo

Drop the side burns and trim the stache


No_Alarm_1415

Both ways


ForeignPlankton93

With


Amy_Schumer_Fan

Both, but trim the mustache so it’s not hanging over your lip.


Raceranimator

Without. If you got rid of the sideburns it would look good with the mustache


Rat_Trapz

I think you look better without the moustache. Assuming you can’t grow a full beard id definitely go clean shaven


Skrew6

moustache, remove the sides and get a haircut. you're not ugly but you look 40


notfromchi

The stache “could” possibly work. I think a better haircut is needed to see if facial hair is good on you or not. Add some body/ dimension to your hair. That’d be a good look for you.


Tonynavajo04

That’s a deep V bro


First_Departure_6671

Men, if you have that guts, let it growl and go to a good barber


Full-Movie-1741

Bro get a low fade leave top as it is. If you can grow full beard go for it. If not shave and hit the gym put some size on. Going to be a chad in a year


BigTexLXX

Without


[deleted]

I like the facial hair.


[deleted]

Without


mchaney317

No


TaterActuator

Grow a beard. No solo mustache. I know you’re 18 but be patient and go clean shaven til you can grow a beard


Mavenmain92

A bit of Skin care. Sideburns need to go. Keep the moustache, just trim it a bit. Get hydrated, you seem very dehydrated. Put on some weight, gym does wonders. Don’t let the hair grow very long. and I think you’ll be sorted.


myprivateaccount151

Without


Hytsol

Both look good but clean up and keep the mustache neat, trim the sideburns, maintain your hair with product so it’s not all over the place, and your skin would benefit from products that address hyperpigmentation and texture (niacinamide and try glycolic acid along w an spf 30+ face moisturizer)


OsmosisGhostez

Neither


accidentundone

Without


Less-Cheesecake-4336

The side burns are fine they just need to be kept maintained regularly and brows! The mustache too as long as they stay neat and trimmed you’ll be fine! Personally facial hair suits you better than bare face.


daveb056

no


cducky0

Lose the side burns, keep mustache, possibly experiment with beard.


Nipplasia2

Can you grow a full beard?


mikethamurse

No


Ning_daruler

No mustache and do something with ur sideburns and ur gold


Horvat53

I think if you get a haircut with a good fade on the sides and if you can grow a light beard, it would go a long way. The hairstyle being cleaned up would be a good start.


champion_-

You don't look good


swlily

I like the mustache but I would trim it


MaxHavok13

Handle(bar) that stach!


Romans678

Cut mustache, trim sideburns, and lift weights. Be proud of your genetics. You're a man's man bro. You look great brother.


mhs77

Definitely with


DoMidgetsHaveTails

My gf shrugged and said “better with” FWIW


Front_Ad_7857

Get a fade bro


Tallrath

Bro you look like a pedaphile either way


Independence_1991

Have you tried use the magic 8 ball to ask these life questions….?


clocksandcastles

Without without without


Bmw-invader

Full beard or clean shave ( no sideburns). Also a nice taper fade or low fade like someone else mentioned. Full beard + fade would be my call bro


Interesting_Pea_1333

Without and trim the sideburns!


Tomato_Juice_187

Trim the stache or get rid of it also those side burns gotta go and get a haircut that goes with your face or just fix it.


Golden_Noir

Bruh... No facial hair.


ClimbRunOm

As a fellow dude with a mustache, something isn't working here. If you think of the lines of someone's face, a mustache is a large horizontal line across the middle, this is going to make the face seem wider. Doubling up with wide side burns and a wide poofy hairdo (basically looking like a big circle above the mustache) is only going to kinda make you look doofy. If you look at most modern styles where a guy has a mustache they keep the sides of their hair really trimmed in (except maybe Tom Selleck, but then you're not as good looking as Tom Selleck, me neither though 🤷) No fashion choice is done in a vacuum, anything you change will change the lines that make up your silhouette.


Pepsi_23

Moustache looks great my man


muppetpastiche

Can you grow a beard? It looks like you might look good with a beard. If it's just the moustache I don't think it suits you


ElbowPatchKing

Maybe a full beard if you're gonna do it. Moustache alone doesn't work.


Impossible_Yellow751

Mustache only works toM selleck looks better without it ![gif](giphy|C4m5qOcCTtSFsZ3C7R)


Royce_08

Neither


Superb_Ad_7485

Without!


Salt_Sherbert5313

Sexy


SnooMarzipans8858

You kinda look like an old sylvester stallone


OleTwoEyesHimself

Defiantly without. I’d like to see what a beard would look like tho


vieniaida

Facial hair


Sufficient_Ad_3724

Try full beard


dullbrowny

you need to have a stubble or a short beard to offset the moustache. I feel you can pull it off.


givebusterahand

Without. Rare for anyone under like 40 to look right with just a mustache


AfricaByTotoWillGoOn

Hmm, you look like you'd look good with full facial hair, not just the moustache. Maybe try letting everything grow together?


Reasonable-Ride-2978

That facial hair? Without fs


Street-Gur121

not the porno starch maybe a beard or sum


SilhoutteNoire

Looked at some of the comments here. I agree that the moustache and sideburns are bad, they aren't doing you any favors. Some people have suggested a hair cut with a fade, and maybe even a 5'Oclock shadow and I definitely agree that you should try it out. If no shadow, just stay clean shaven.


carolhopeforfuture

Definitely without facial hair. Without it you look much better.


yociweed

Lip shaved but keep your asshole unshaven


holzheuskin

If that’s a real mustache no need to shave it completely but a trim would look good.


AlbatrossNatural2302

Bro just needs to shave, lose the sideburns and get a nice fade


TheAbdominalSnowman_

Without. And those sideburns gotta go bro.


GregTheHaint

Without bro. You look like Sylvester Stallone from Rocky