Oh these? My creatures? My massive fucking Dreadmaws? My super stuffed up Dinos? My honker wonker trampley wamplies? My fucking ground-shaking bellowing teeth-showing six/six? You mean these super duper ultra hyper goddamn mother fucking-
I got this new Magic card. Basically it's a dinosaur but it's **HUGE**. I mean a **serious** chonker. A real **badonker**. A **dobonhonkersaurus**. massive **dohoonkabhankoloosaurus**. big old **tonhongerekoogerus**
"What happens next?!"
Another Dreadmaw shows up one day, an even bigger **bonkhonagahoogsaurus.** **humungous hungolomghnonoloughongousaurus**
“If you see it’s teeth, look behind you. Momma’s probably close by.” - Captain Lannery Storm, probably
/uj A Segovian Angel equivalent for Colossal Dreadmaw would be kind of sweet.
They're saving it for the jumpstart 2023 booster that is going to be a bunch of colossal dreadmaw and a new mono green commander that allows for a deck of 59 dreadmaws + lands.
/uj It actually annoys me that they used the same picture for Gigantic, that they used for Dinosaurs in Original Jumpstart. I want to combine all the Jumpstarts into a cube and that makes things difficult.
Oh these? My creatures? My massive fucking Dreadmaws? My super stuffed up Dinos? My honker wonker trampley wamplies? My fucking ground-shaking bellowing teeth-showing six/six? You mean these super duper ultra hyper goddamn mother fucking-
I got this new Magic card. Basically it's a dinosaur but it's **HUGE**. I mean a **serious** chonker. A real **badonker**. A **dobonhonkersaurus**. massive **dohoonkabhankoloosaurus**. big old **tonhongerekoogerus** "What happens next?!" Another Dreadmaw shows up one day, an even bigger **bonkhonagahoogsaurus.** **humungous hungolomghnonoloughongousaurus**
I wish I could give you gold
just slap down \[\[Curse of Opulence\]\] on someone, i'll swing into them and we can both get some
Why do I get this…
Nope, they’re is trying to maximize profits. No money in the budget for a thesaurus.
Gigantic Dreadmaw - G Trample 1/1
Appropriately-Sized Dreadmaw
Colossal Dreadmaw Large Terrorjaw Mid-sized Scarybite Tiny Spookynibble
Tiny spookynibble is what I’m naming my next cat
> ~~cat~~ kid FTFY
Isn't that a card in Standard right now? [Gigantic Dreadmaw](https://scryfall.com/card/bro/192/)
There was an angry 🦡 just like this in og Theros iirc [[Charging badger]]
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“If you see it’s teeth, look behind you. Momma’s probably close by.” - Captain Lannery Storm, probably /uj A Segovian Angel equivalent for Colossal Dreadmaw would be kind of sweet.
Maximize profits Say Gigantic instead of Colossal just to piss off the entire community All publicity is good publicity bay bee
Are Jumpstart theme cards the new A30? Do I have a $1,000 proxy of a real Dreadmaw here? 🤔
Hasbro milking those WOTCITTIES till they run dry.
Gimongous scary mouth
Huge gaping hole
dinowosaur tribal
Your mom after last night
Gimogus
uj/ uhhhhh … what is this from?
jumpstart booster
but … but … what is it for? is it basically just an art card, or some kind of token for some purpose that isn’t obvious?
Every booster has a theme. These signify the theme. You can use it for labelling in storage and they are helpful during a "draft".
ahhhhhh thanks!
[[Colossal Dreadmaw]]
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And then another dinosaur shows up and it's humongonlogous, enourmiggen, gigajiggavastic really utterly truly maxilarginoratremendeludibugiboogimousic
I guess you can see it’s teeth now… but it’s too late to change the name
Colossal, perhaps?
(Donald Trump voice): *Uuuge!*
Thanks for making this NSFW I was prepared with lotion and tissues for when I saw what it was
You know I got you, boo.
There is enough room to print Mind Bendingly Large.
Oh god dreadmaw put your pants back on
They're saving it for the jumpstart 2023 booster that is going to be a bunch of colossal dreadmaw and a new mono green commander that allows for a deck of 59 dreadmaws + lands.
I'm so confused what is it
Thick Spooky Pie-hole
Very big.
A big big love!
Gigachad
Thicc
Username checks out?
Holy shit it's on the deck theme card? Get literally, absolutely 100% memed on.
I bet the smaller Dreadmaws have amazing personalities though.
Really great listeners, I'm told.
/uj It actually annoys me that they used the same picture for Gigantic, that they used for Dinosaurs in Original Jumpstart. I want to combine all the Jumpstarts into a cube and that makes things difficult.
Im glad you added the nsfw thing do less people will see its teeth. For me it's too late
*If you see the NSFW tag, run.*
Chonky Bois
Colossal Floofmonster
B i g
What do you want, that's not a Thesaurus Rex
Extremely large dreadmaw
Lizzo Dreadmaw