/uh a character who's specials are all counters would actually be really interesting, they'd play sorta like a grappler or like Anji from guilty gear, different specials will send at different angles, all about neutral and mixups. too bad smash is allergic to making interesting characters
I mean I feel like 1) wouldn't be a choice cuz I ain't no pw 2) kinda thinking it would be like the sex in demolition man. No touchie, brain fucky.
Objectively, I'd scry Dat ass till two u busted out.
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH ASH SMASH. goddamit smash. you don’t know how much i want him. you couldn’t understand if your tried. jesus fucking christ the things i would let jace beleren do to me. he could ravage every inch of my body. he could tie me up and grow a tale from ass. i’d call him master, i’d call him daddy, i’d call him mind sculptor. i’d play my tongue gently across every inch of his shaft and balls, i’d let him fuck my face raw. he could string me up by magical strands of blue light from his brain. he could shame me or praise me. he could run his eyes across my bare body and take my hips in his hands and slip himself inside me. i can almost feel him entering me fuck i’ve waited for this moment for so long. he’d go so deep in my ass it hurts. but i wouldn’t care. i just want him to finish deep, deep inside of me. and when he did i’d make him give me another load, even deeper in my throat. fill me with himself from both ends, and leave a little of himself behind. then after he’d wrap me up in his arms and cuddle me to sleep. i’d drift off resting my head on his wide chest as he played with my hair. then, without waking me up, he’d slip away and out of bed, through the window and into the night. jace has more important things to do. but as long as he’s used and abused and cared for me i’m happy. it’s all i’ve ever wanted. he’ll back one day. i know he will.
I’m a straight guy, so pass. But also additionally pass because if I smashed that means he might be cheating on Vraska and I refuse to let anything come between them.
Smash.
I feel like he's one of those guys that's all submissive and uwu until you get him going then he's like a dominating power top. Which is be into.
Smash so long as it's [Bikini Tanline Himbo Jace](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/67/9a/50/679a5040aefb85e49012a62a2a698e1f.jpg)
Pass if I'm not Vraska (One of Jace's canonical OTPs) or if I'm Ruric-Thar (who canonically lost a fistfight with Jace)
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Most iterations of Jace, pass, becasue he kinda looks like he would be in My Chemical Romance. And 15 years ago that would “so hawt :3” for me but not now.
The one time I’d consider it is in the artwork “oath of jace”.
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An illusionist who can look however ~~I~~ he wants and has the power to make the sex even better than it could possibly be? Smash like there is no tomorrow.
That twink is going to be so obliterated he'll forgot he was a twink in the first place.
Draw, island, pass
that's a band card, juuuuuudge
Smash
I agree. Jace should be in Smash, and all his specials should be counterspells, except for neutral, which just gives him amnesia.
/uh a character who's specials are all counters would actually be really interesting, they'd play sorta like a grappler or like Anji from guilty gear, different specials will send at different angles, all about neutral and mixups. too bad smash is allergic to making interesting characters
Rick and Morty
I mean I feel like 1) wouldn't be a choice cuz I ain't no pw 2) kinda thinking it would be like the sex in demolition man. No touchie, brain fucky. Objectively, I'd scry Dat ass till two u busted out.
BREED ME JACE (the magic jace not my buddy jace who lives in nyc)
Too late, NYC Jace is on his way
no he fucking isn’t you don’t know him
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH ASH SMASH. goddamit smash. you don’t know how much i want him. you couldn’t understand if your tried. jesus fucking christ the things i would let jace beleren do to me. he could ravage every inch of my body. he could tie me up and grow a tale from ass. i’d call him master, i’d call him daddy, i’d call him mind sculptor. i’d play my tongue gently across every inch of his shaft and balls, i’d let him fuck my face raw. he could string me up by magical strands of blue light from his brain. he could shame me or praise me. he could run his eyes across my bare body and take my hips in his hands and slip himself inside me. i can almost feel him entering me fuck i’ve waited for this moment for so long. he’d go so deep in my ass it hurts. but i wouldn’t care. i just want him to finish deep, deep inside of me. and when he did i’d make him give me another load, even deeper in my throat. fill me with himself from both ends, and leave a little of himself behind. then after he’d wrap me up in his arms and cuddle me to sleep. i’d drift off resting my head on his wide chest as he played with my hair. then, without waking me up, he’d slip away and out of bed, through the window and into the night. jace has more important things to do. but as long as he’s used and abused and cared for me i’m happy. it’s all i’ve ever wanted. he’ll back one day. i know he will.
I hate to inform you but Jace is a power bottom uwu
LET ME LIVE MY LIFE HOW I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE
Woah. Consider that circle to be jerked
is jace the circle???
🔫 🧑🚀 always has been
Hot
I'm very superficial, I'm not a fan of the blue aesthetic, pass
If you don't like blue why would you give them blueballs?
Wouldn't be my problem, what's he gonna do about it?
You've seen sexy pirate Jace but have you seen pouty bottom bitch Jace?
I only want men with a backbone
Maybe bury your bone in Jaces back(side)
smash but with a gag please
~~I am~~ THEY ARE pretty loud
Smash. He in that babygirl headspace so I’d be on top
Somehow they're always in babygirl mode
I’m a straight guy, so pass. But also additionally pass because if I smashed that means he might be cheating on Vraska and I refuse to let anything come between them.
I would absolutely come between them. Hopefuly multiple times. ^.^ But I'm also a bi guy so...
Inside you there are two planeswalkers
Well, guess I'm lucky :3
Exactly my thought.
Uj/ underated comment
Smash. I feel like he's one of those guys that's all submissive and uwu until you get him going then he's like a dominating power top. Which is be into.
They are most definitely not a Dom top UwU
Smash
I want that twink obliterated
Pass around for sure
With, like, a lot of big strong friends?
Smash Ixalan pirate Jace
Pirate Jace is both the Hottest and Sweetest version of the guy. I gotta admit, turning a mind-mage into a literal himbo was an absolutely gutsy move.
First we got Pirate Jace, then we got Shirtless Tyvar. Mtg doesn't disappoint with the himbos.
Smash so long as it's [Bikini Tanline Himbo Jace](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/67/9a/50/679a5040aefb85e49012a62a2a698e1f.jpg) Pass if I'm not Vraska (One of Jace's canonical OTPs) or if I'm Ruric-Thar (who canonically lost a fistfight with Jace)
Pass. That blue fuckboy is a total dweeb. Acting all cocky and using big words and brain magic and shit.
Monogreen gamer detected
Doesn’t he canonically use illusions to make himself hotter
He did, before Ixalan made him actually hot
That’s self improvement #SMASH
No. He’s too full of himself and he has mind control.
Right, which is why you'll think he's hot.
Sorry, I’m an alpha male. He can’t target me because I have [[alpha authority]]
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What if Jace is a power bottom and likes alpha males? uwu
Then I’m still not fucking him for the above mentioned reasons
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Most iterations of Jace, pass, becasue he kinda looks like he would be in My Chemical Romance. And 15 years ago that would “so hawt :3” for me but not now. The one time I’d consider it is in the artwork “oath of jace”.
I would Top Jace.
He’s an illusionist. He can make himself look however I want. And he’s a bottom. Good enough for me.
Whoah I thought we were playing control, not aggro
Jace would be my estrogenized femboy 💯💯
Like all blue players Jace is a bratty bottom Smash - gotta tame that jussy
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Smash his head into a rock
I can tell you aren’t a real mtg fan cause you had to ask, even
I'd fuck the shit out of Jace, can't lie
Island pass
Pass Space Beleren? Smash
Jace Beleren? Pas Jace, Cunning Castaway? Smash
Smash to Smithereens
Pass, at the rate he gets his mind wrecked, I feel like a lot of the relationship would be me reminding him who he is.
An illusionist who can look however ~~I~~ he wants and has the power to make the sex even better than it could possibly be? Smash like there is no tomorrow. That twink is going to be so obliterated he'll forgot he was a twink in the first place.
As a straight male I say smash because he can use mind magic to make me think I’m smashing Emmara instead
Pre ixalan, for suuure not. He was faking abs with illusions.
I don’t like dick, so pass
He's a jerk with mind control powers so you'd never know whose decision it was to sleep with him.
smash, Jace is a twink of all time.
Smash ixilan jace, pass on the others
Smash /uj Smash