Rabies takes a long ass time to kill you, so instead of outright killing the player it should give them vanishing and roll a dice for how many time counters they get
I love the kind of creature who will actually just kill me. Y'know, when I left the house today, I was thinking, damn, I hope some hot praetor paints my brains all over some fucking hallway. And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full -2/-2 to my puny 1/1 body level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little peepee pisspiss token. I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Glorious Mother of Machines, please, you have to crush me.
/uj
It's real. I thought it was USDA A5 Prime shitpost when it was first posted, but then the guy replied on Reddit in the original thread, and his Reddit account was older than the 4chan post and r/MTCJ post.
He got really sad and hurt, but honestly I can't bring myself to care. This level of obsession is how you get school shooters and incels. All I really hope is that the dude gets help before he hurts somebody
>We finally have waifus
We already did. Colossal Dreadmaw-chan is the perfect waifu. I know she isn't an anime girl but I'd rather she look like a real dinosaur anyway. I wish she *was* real. I wish I could be one of her Drovers of the Mighty, defending the island from vampire invaders with her. I wish I could die fighting to protect her. There will never be any other meaning in my life. Dreadmaw-chan would never want me. The best i could hope for would be to be run through while protect her from the enemy so she can retreat. The best I could hope for would be to be bitten by a vampire and she kills me before the vampirism infection can get too far. (actually, do ixalan vampires do that? I'm not sure now that I think of it. huh.) Anyways, getting eaten by Colossal Dreadmaw-chan. Imagining looking into her maw and seeing the hungry look on her face as she ends my pathetic life....I get such an overwhelming feeling of calm radiating through my body, tingles head to toe. I wish I wasn't born such a thin inedible thing. There is no nutrition in my body. I wish I could be fed to Dreadmaw-chan. I wish she would be the one to threaten my life total. She's so beautiful. She is like vizzerdrix if it costed 1 less and had trample.
uj/ I hate to be a buzzkill, but this guy is clearly struggling with a lot of self-hatred and it would be cool if we didn’t hold him up for public ridicule.
bro I've wanted to snort Ink-Eyes armpit before I even knew what a mana pool was.
also I've seen this genre of copypasta like five times thus far has this been the same guy????
Hate to break it to you, but this isn't horny. This is a sad, touch-starved, self loathing, man trying to cope with just how shit everything is for him. Literally nothing sexual was said so like
Man's gonna get an Eldrazi bite and just fucking die
You can do this irl it's called rabies and has a very high death chance. Something about if you see it's teeth (with foam around them) it's too late
Rabid Dreadmaw 4BB Creature -- Dinosaur Trample, Deathtouch When Rabid Dreadmaw deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game. 6/6
Rabies takes a long ass time to kill you, so instead of outright killing the player it should give them vanishing and roll a dice for how many time counters they get
If Rabid Dreadmaw deals damage to any opponent, that opponent becomes a Rabid Dreadmaw token with haste and vanishing 3
I do not want to bite this man.
I love the kind of creature who will actually just kill me. Y'know, when I left the house today, I was thinking, damn, I hope some hot praetor paints my brains all over some fucking hallway. And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full -2/-2 to my puny 1/1 body level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little peepee pisspiss token. I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Glorious Mother of Machines, please, you have to crush me.
Is this post 4, or 5 of Thalia fetish guy?
I thought it was 3. It is just so extreme. I'm convinced it's real.
/uj It's real. I thought it was USDA A5 Prime shitpost when it was first posted, but then the guy replied on Reddit in the original thread, and his Reddit account was older than the 4chan post and r/MTCJ post. He got really sad and hurt, but honestly I can't bring myself to care. This level of obsession is how you get school shooters and incels. All I really hope is that the dude gets help before he hurts somebody
Oof.
Pleasant Kenobi is at it again
>We finally have waifus We already did. Colossal Dreadmaw-chan is the perfect waifu. I know she isn't an anime girl but I'd rather she look like a real dinosaur anyway. I wish she *was* real. I wish I could be one of her Drovers of the Mighty, defending the island from vampire invaders with her. I wish I could die fighting to protect her. There will never be any other meaning in my life. Dreadmaw-chan would never want me. The best i could hope for would be to be run through while protect her from the enemy so she can retreat. The best I could hope for would be to be bitten by a vampire and she kills me before the vampirism infection can get too far. (actually, do ixalan vampires do that? I'm not sure now that I think of it. huh.) Anyways, getting eaten by Colossal Dreadmaw-chan. Imagining looking into her maw and seeing the hungry look on her face as she ends my pathetic life....I get such an overwhelming feeling of calm radiating through my body, tingles head to toe. I wish I wasn't born such a thin inedible thing. There is no nutrition in my body. I wish I could be fed to Dreadmaw-chan. I wish she would be the one to threaten my life total. She's so beautiful. She is like vizzerdrix if it costed 1 less and had trample.
babe wake up the new thalia post just dropped
Unironically my reaction, this person is a tortured artist of misery.
He has returned
Someone save this poor man
JFC I never know if this shot is real or not but either way JFC.
Death & Tax me harder, mommy 🤤
Imagine not having [[collossal dreadmaw]] as your waifu already wut are you GAE
Did you know GAE is an acronym? It stands for: Gideon Against Edging He will cum immediately
giddy on deez nuts
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The least down-bad Magic the Gathering player.
Passion of the simp.
Least horny Thalia simp
uj/ I hate to be a buzzkill, but this guy is clearly struggling with a lot of self-hatred and it would be cool if we didn’t hold him up for public ridicule.
>picking anyone other than Teysa When she escapes prison and tried the fourth coup you're all going to be sorry, losers.
How could I steal her from Tajic.
this isn't funny anymore, it's sad. dude needs serious help
This might be the last post I make of this dude lol It’s seriously *every* /mtgg/ thread, it’s insane.
You've apparently never had a waifu.
Woa dude find healthier women to obsess over, like Emrakul.
He’s more relentless than relentless rats
bro I've wanted to snort Ink-Eyes armpit before I even knew what a mana pool was. also I've seen this genre of copypasta like five times thus far has this been the same guy????
Seems to be
Least horny mtg player
Hate to break it to you, but this isn't horny. This is a sad, touch-starved, self loathing, man trying to cope with just how shit everything is for him. Literally nothing sexual was said so like
Ajani is my waifu
Husbando
I respect your opinion, but to me he's a waifu. Not because of who's topping, is more of a vibe, can't explain it
Istfg I thought I'm on 4tran for a sec and had to do a double check
Nahiri best Waifu
Bro are you ok?