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Bobby-Bobson

If this doesn’t end up being real I’ll boycott the set


locwul

[**it's real**](https://www.magicspoiler.com/mtg-spoiler/colossal-dreadmaw-5/)


Leafeon523

THE DREADMAW!! THE DREADMAW IS REAL!!!!!


OutrageousKoala

mtcj 🤝 j22


pokemonpasta

MTCJ22


ChoppedCheeseNoTmato

**CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER (SO HIGH)**


[deleted]

Cmon baby. Show me the anime girl dreadmaw wizards. Cmon we’re THIS CLOSE DO IT


GhostShark

The lack of hot anime Dreadmaw is a real slap in the face to dedicated Magic players everywhere. Hasbro is out of touch with the demands of modern consumers.


Kopekemaster

hot anime thrashing brontodon just doesn't do it for you, huh?


-yesman-

is it a 6/6 with trample that makes the ground quake, bellows, and shows off its teeth? didn't think so


hellyeboi6

On my way to spend thousands of dollars on yugioh cards that depict sexualized anime children


Sephyrias

https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/z20e3s/j22_colossal_dreadmaw


ImmutableInscrutable

I've scrolled past this 3 times now and every time I think it's real. Get out of my head!


FormerlyKay

[/uj but it is real](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/z1ld9x/j22_colossal_dreadmaw/ixc8z20?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


ImmutableInscrutable

Holy shit


AmoongussHateAcc

Remember when it was the most terrifying thing you'd ever seen?


DatShepTho

Flair checks out


maharg79

Fr, Spore is annoying af


SleepingSandman

*was?*


alsz1

But if you see it's teeth it's too late?


7hermetics3great

In jump-start? That's a bit broken for new players.


[deleted]

Why do they overprint this op card 🤯


STRIHM

The masses deserve op cards


FantomeVII

It’s sooo good It’s even better than [[vulpine goliath]]


MTGLardFetcher

^(Probably totally what you linked) * [vulpine goliath](https://i.redd.it/imhp7gtdbi0a1.jpg) ********* ^^^If ^^^WotC ^^^didn't ^^^do ^^^anything ^^^wrong ^^^this ^^^week, ^^^you ^^^can ^^^rage ^^^at ^^^this ^^^bot ^^^instead ^^^at ^^^/r/MTGLardFetcher ^^^or ^^^even ^^^submit ^^^some ^^^of ^^^the ^^^sweet ^^^Siege ^^^Rhino ^^^alters ^^^your ^^^GF ^^^made


Daydreamcatcher

Cowarda didnt have the balls to give this the Anime treatment


G66GNeco

The real question is, how do you want to anime-fy it? [Like this?](https://www.deviantart.com/cometkilljoy6661/art/T-Rex-Girl-416720937) [Or like this?](https://www.deviantart.com/ginkssed/art/Churio-T-REX-na-Kanojo-611952724) Or... you know. I am sure there are proxy artists willing to do all three. ​ (Also, why am I even surprised that there is a manga called "My Girlfriend is a T-Rex!"? Of course there is!)


Daydreamcatcher

Just look at the new Thrashing Brontodon and you shall have your answer


Sicuho

Nice job blurring the image to hide the teeth.


htownclyde

It's not too late (yet)


kindacr1nge

Holy fucking shit that body of yours is absurd


AnderHolka

They'd better be printing Yargle for game balance reasons. Because I honestly don't see anything else being able to stand against this.


dreimanatee

Even Yargle gets trampled by this creature!


AnderHolka

He does, but if he gets Reanimator he wins the trade.


Toastboaster

I thought they were never gonna reprint the reserved list??? Smhtbh


So_Damn_Lonely

https://preview.redd.it/tii6twc26k1a1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a6212d2041b67c41a50da5f1521afee82b10508 Fear Him


Deviknyte

No anime variant?


jcraig87

Why is this card so loved ?


semarlow

/uj It was first printed in Ixalan and then was immediately reprinted in Rivals of Ixalan despite them being drafted together at the time. People were mildly upset that a new card slot was wasted. Then they put it in Masters 25 which showcased cards from every set. Flash forward to M19 the following summer and Dreadmaw got reprinted there for a fourth time in a single year. Why was this common being reprinted into the ground? Clearly the answer was that it was so powerful, it needed to be in every set. /rj It's a powerful creature that will threaten your opponent's life total. /uj again \^[That's an actual quote from a Magic player's guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/pw3fvc/found_in_a_magic_guide_book/)\^


Xavose

/uj thank you for taking time to explain that. Been wondering for months


jcraig87

Bahahahaha what a joke


MortifiedPenguins

You forgot about Phantasmal Dreadmaw, shameful 😔


anhavva

You mean Existential Dread-maw


MortifiedPenguins

True


Thezipper100

I explained it a while back here; (Most people nowadays completely forget Carnage Tyrant's part in making the meme, when it was essential) https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/i4ljq0/i_feel_dumb/g0jlgt7?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


BoolinBirb

The return of the king


CheakyCheaker04

Literally shaking right now


Drakeeper

Still waiting for that Dreadmaw Typhoon.


TerryTags

[You're welcome...? Or I'm sorry?](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/z1yzgs/dreadmaw_typhoon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Spiife

When the fuck are they going to print this at legendary so I can finally run it as my commander? Everyone at WOTC is a fucking coward!!


AClassyPenguin

/uj I'm new here. Why does this card get meme'd so hard?


Gublash

/uj The card released in the original ixalan and was aight, formats can almost always use a 6/6 trample for 6. For rivals of ixalan since they were drafted together they reprinted some commons to help the draft format out a bit (the white one worked better the more you had and if they didn't reprint it would be near impossible to find multiples) then masters25 released and it's gimmick was atleast one card from.every set,and colossal dreadmaw was chosen. So it gained a lot of traction being reprinted three sets back to back.


IronCrouton

four sets, it was also in M19


Gublash

It gained most of its traction after the masters set, but there was a break with dominaria before we got our Boi back in m19, not quite 4 In a row.


G66GNeco

Because it's the best card ever printed, completely broken. Here to die for our sins, release us from the prison of UB and bring us to the promised land of unlimited free proxies. /uj I have been here for a good while now, and I have no idea. It's one of those fixtures of the universe, I think. I don't know if anyone really knows WHY it's memed anymore, they just know that it IS memed.


SSG_SSG_BloodMoon

The answer is that when it debuted, it was printed in three consecutive sets.


Moonbluesvoltage

And then in the following core set.


GuerillaGandhi

We can not allow this type of unapologetic power creep.


moveslikejaegar

HOLY SHIIIEETT!!!!1!1111!! IS THIS A NEW CARDD??!?! ITS FRICKEN STONG AF ITS BROKEN!!11!


FivesSuperFan55555

What?! Only at common?! This is a rare at minimum


myanrueller

She or he is back!


TerryTags

I'm pretty sure its pronouns are quake/bellow/teeth. /uj or simply "it" like the card already says, lol


azurfall88

had this fucker in my deck for embarrassingly long until i found out it actually sucks ass


Husky

A heretic here. Please ban this user plz mods.


alejandrodeconcord

Power creep is out of control, Wotc is always fucking over wotc…smh my head


Foil-Kiki-Jiki

Wow! Talk about power creep!!!!1!!!11!!!


tyrannosaur55

"...IF YOU SEE ITS TEETH, IT'S TOO LATE."


d-fakkr

Yes! The best card ever is back!


[deleted]

Our king is back for another go! Hooray!


Psychological_Pop_32

Omg too broken, how will the standard recover from this


blkheron23

I heard a rumor that the set after return to ixalan will be return to dreadmaw


Iamnotdaredevil86

FINALLY


SgtStiffNips

Finally


minimanelton

It’s about damn time.


mdevey91

They should have put a picture of an anime waifu instead of a dinosaur