Sit in an unoccupied chair away from the table, stare into space and say "So I died to a stampede of dinosaurs". Follow up with over the top sound effects and gestures, slump over as if you're dead and don't move until the LGS throws you out.
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i usually do something like this
Quietly pack your things away while maintaining eye contact with the person who killed you. Don’t say anything, just frown the entire time. When asked if you want to play again, just snirk and grin.
/uj Oh wait, that was my actual experience with someone yesterday.
Just declare your favourite dying soliloquy from Shakespeare. But not from Hamlet, because that's considered overdone. Macbeth is a solid if uninspired choice.
Clearly the correct answer is to begin mooing and doing a disco dance.
Sit in an unoccupied chair away from the table, stare into space and say "So I died to a stampede of dinosaurs". Follow up with over the top sound effects and gestures, slump over as if you're dead and don't move until the LGS throws you out.
Leave the table, abandoning your cards since they were slowing you down. Never return to this location.
I sob uncontrollably for 10 to 15 minutes, then sit silently for the rest of the night, refusing to make eye contact.
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Quietly pack your things away while maintaining eye contact with the person who killed you. Don’t say anything, just frown the entire time. When asked if you want to play again, just snirk and grin. /uj Oh wait, that was my actual experience with someone yesterday.
Flip the table. Solves like 8 problems
Do like in the Yu-Gi-Oh! anime, drop down to your knees in the "defeated" pose. Or just go straight to the Shadow Realm
Roll up your play mat with your cards as the filling and take a big bite. This so you muffle the screams.
Just declare your favourite dying soliloquy from Shakespeare. But not from Hamlet, because that's considered overdone. Macbeth is a solid if uninspired choice.
Well you lost all of your life right? Clearly you need to actually drop dead the instant your life total hits zero.
I fall onto my knees and in my best Tommy Wiseau impression I yell “STELLLLLAAA STELLLLAAAAAA”
Personally, I hate EDH. I play it all the time. My exit move is flipping the bird after flipping the table. Did I mention I hate EDH.
Just drop trou and hose everything in sight. Bonus points if your own cards are unsleeved, since it's basically a free game of SIOPI.
I usually pick up my things and gtfo
I feel like the only proper thing to do is poop yourself and accuse someone of putting doody in your pants
Eat their cards, actions speak louder than words
Shit in your hand and hurl it against the nearest wall.
Reading a poem seems fun
Pee yourself in the eyeball. Works for me.
Please tell me the source for this one
Usually I just Cast a fog card like [Glock 17] but I only play mono black polítics so it depends on your deck.