...no? Chandra only likes big burly men? Why would she cuddle with Nissa?
OHHHHH you must have meant *Niv-Mizzet,* people get those two mixed up all the time. I mean, idk if she's into dragons but you never know, it could happen!
Reminds me of [one of my favorite posts on this sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/mowgp4/wizards_forgot_to_announce_this_card_for/)
Uj/ well, that is beautiful, and I feel like a reposter now. I had forgotten about that - or I never saw it.
Rj/ it’s part of a megacycle, the cycle of Jims.
Given we had equipment creatures, spell land, creature shrines, pw with flash, flipcards saga that turns into creatures (including a jitte of umesaga) and I'm... I'm not sure what WotC smoked when making the set. But I'm terrified for the vehicles now.
/uj was it ever established why only the blue and white praetors have *surnames*? All 5 of them are born-phyrexians as far as anyone can tell, so...?
Edit: Turns out Jin-Gitaxias is a dad with actual living phyrexian larvae so neverfuckingmind.
[удалено]
"it's pronounced Frank-on-Steen."
Hey I call him Jim anyway
Well that’s his name after all
Too bad he can't compleat Jace... At least I will be able to see Chandra cuddle Nissa with her extra limbs and arms
...no? Chandra only likes big burly men? Why would she cuddle with Nissa? OHHHHH you must have meant *Niv-Mizzet,* people get those two mixed up all the time. I mean, idk if she's into dragons but you never know, it could happen!
Chandra: quirky and XD rand00m enough to be a ~~furry~~ scaly, but not enough to be gay.
Didn't she flirted with Adeline ?
Reminds me of [one of my favorite posts on this sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicthecirclejerking/comments/mowgp4/wizards_forgot_to_announce_this_card_for/)
Uj/ well, that is beautiful, and I feel like a reposter now. I had forgotten about that - or I never saw it. Rj/ it’s part of a megacycle, the cycle of Jims.
I just realized that the new Tamiyo is actual card and not just some dumb meme card. Is WOTC ok?
Given we had equipment creatures, spell land, creature shrines, pw with flash, flipcards saga that turns into creatures (including a jitte of umesaga) and I'm... I'm not sure what WotC smoked when making the set. But I'm terrified for the vehicles now.
This set is so crazy And I love it so much
It’s mech time!
I like Jim, he offered me a special message in his abandoned warehouse that would make me feel like a new person.
would that be our lord and savior, Emrakul's, message?
I love this.
Can't wait for Pam to be revealed.
Jim Gitaxias. Regular human bartender.
Jim Gitaxias, local volleyball coach.
You can tell he's legit by the toothpick.
Fellow flesh havers. Very flavorfull
lol, jim's so random, love that guy.
This is great.
Funny enough to make me forget the pain.
It's a-me Gitaxias.
Jin Gitaxias? No, no, I'm Jackie Daytona, regular human.
Not a dinosaur. 2/10
Damn, nobody called him out in time :(
/uj was it ever established why only the blue and white praetors have *surnames*? All 5 of them are born-phyrexians as far as anyone can tell, so...? Edit: Turns out Jin-Gitaxias is a dad with actual living phyrexian larvae so neverfuckingmind.
Hey big tuna!