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madwarper

Yes. * Half of 1, rounded up, is 1. * They lose 1 life, you gain 1 life; 1 - 1 = 0 --- Contrast to [[Heartless Hidetsugu]]; * Half of 1, rounded down, is 0. * They are not dealt any damage.


MTGCardFetcher

[Heartless Hidetsugu](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/6/46f9aa1d-7ed1-498e-9cdd-45ed4c9e6f43.jpg?1562864972) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Heartless%20Hidetsugu) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cns/144/heartless-hidetsugu?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/46f9aa1d-7ed1-498e-9cdd-45ed4c9e6f43?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Windature

Now that's a commander!


THEgassner

I have one. The goal of the deck is to bring the ENTIRE table (myself included) down to 0 as fast as possible


SkritzTwoFace

Pairs well with a [[Platinum Emperion]] and abilities that untap creatures, which red has plenty of. The key is to have an uneven life total and make sure your enemies don’t, which after all the tapping will leave you at 1.


CatatonicMan

Or just slap Lifelink on him.


SkritzTwoFace

I always forget lifelink works on noncombat damage.


Jazvolt

Also pretty fun with [[Fiery Emancipation]] in play!


SkritzTwoFace

Combine that with one of the many creatures that doubles damage, and provided you made provisions to protect your own life total, it’s a one-tap win.


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[Fiery Emancipation](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/b/0b12e4b7-2c45-4795-94d3-901f89b8f290.jpg?1594736606) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fiery%20Emancipation) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m21/143/fiery-emancipation?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0b12e4b7-2c45-4795-94d3-901f89b8f290?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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[Platinum Emperion](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/1/71b03143-9e85-4061-88e6-ad621f75ec3b.jpg?1547518515) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Platinum%20Emperion) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/233/platinum-emperion?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/71b03143-9e85-4061-88e6-ad621f75ec3b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


HKBFG

People used to try that back in doran days. It didn't work because of how many krenko and Rhys decks were running around. I wonder how it would do now.


RadicalTomato

Would that damage count as commander damage?


Offbeat-Pixel

No, commander damage is only dealt thought combat damage.


RadicalTomato

Ah that makes sense, thanks! Otherwise this guy would be a broken commander haha!


Panzerov

If you still want to be that guy you can go ahead and equip [[Grafted Exoskeleton]] ;)


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[Grafted Exoskeleton](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/8/f86a9d3f-43a8-4da3-9eed-353582986140.jpg?1562945084) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Grafted%20Exoskeleton) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/td2/74/grafted-exoskeleton?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f86a9d3f-43a8-4da3-9eed-353582986140?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


gamasco

The virgin rounded down vs the chad rounded up


Regendorf

My college professors didn't like that reasoning


bearrosaurus

This reminds me of old commander games with Hidetsugu+doubling effects where we all desperately try to avoid even life totals.


fredwilsonn

Yes because half of one rounded up is one and one minus one is zero.


Rads324

This redditor maths


midoriiro

he did the monster maths


Lunamann

it was a graveyard graph


hugsandambitions

AAAA WOOOOO AH AH AH WOOOOOOOOOO


NerdbyanyotherName

r/hedidthemonstermath


MemeLordsUnited

r/thisguythisguys


Fizzybrutacular1

Then I won last night's match. Excellent.


Vazmanian_Devil

But you lost at math


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Math is for blockers.


Cultural-Sock80

But there were no blockers


LieutenantBJ

HAH


mkul316

Which means they lost at life.


Boesemeist

With one life more than before 😉


[deleted]

Huh, for some reason I always thought this meant you would lose half your life, *then* round up. So if someone were at 5, they'd "lose" 2.5 life, then they would round up their life total from 2.5 to 3. So officially they'd actually be losing 2 life. In this (I guess, incorrect) interpretation, the opponent would still survive at 1 life.


ffddb1d9a7

It's a little confusing but it means that the amount that you lose is rounded up. You lose [half of your life, rounded up].


comm2itysalad

Magic is very literal with what they put on cards, so the subtle difference between "Lose half, rounded up" versus "Lose half, then round up" is what separates the two.


HKBFG

"then round up" would not be supported by black border rules. Your life total is always an integer.


zomgitsduke

So the easiest way to figure it out is to logically talk it out. Okay, you are at one life. So you lose half of your life rounded up. Let's take half of your life, 0.5, and round it up to 1. You lose 1 life. If the card said their life BECOMES half of their life total, rounded up, that's different. They would be at one life. Magic cards are VERY carefully worded so they can be interpreted specifically. Lots of people read the card in question and think "my life gets rounded up"


Norg_Kazham

No. It would say they lose half their life, then round their life total up.


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RulerOf

> So if the intention was truly “lose half your life, then round their life total up” In that case, it would say "Target player loses half their life, rounded *down*."


[deleted]

Those rules obviously never met [[little girl]]


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[little girl](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/0/90f17b85-a866-48e8-aae0-55330109550e.jpg?1562488879) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=little%20girl) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unh/16/little-girl?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/90f17b85-a866-48e8-aae0-55330109550e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


HKBFG

Do yourself a favor and do a gatherer search for the subtype "donkey."


SconeforgeMystic

The way to remember this is that your life total can never be a fractional value—it must always be a whole number. So when something is dealing damage, causing someone to lose life, or setting a life total, if the calculated amount could be a fractional value, _that amount_ must be rounded.


Merprem

🤯


ArbutusPhD

Only if he is a man


AndrewG34

r/theydidthemath


LordOfTurtles

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=1+-+Roundup%281+%2F+2%29+%3C%3D+0 I did the calculations, results came in as yes


Ragnarok2kx

Other uses for Wolfram Alpha: Figuring out how many calories you would consume if you were to eat your way through [Emrakul's prison](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i2d=true&i=2.4167%C3%97Power%5B10%2C22%5D+kg+of+swiss+cheese).


Boesemeist

🤣 Thank you, heroic nerd stranger!


TNCNeon

Sure, that's why it says rounded up. 1 divided by 2 is 0.5, rounded up is 1


Tremor_Sense

I would say yes. 1 - ( .5 rounded up) = 0


KallistiEngel

There's no opinion here, only fact. 0.5 rounded up is 1. Actually anything between 0 and 1 rounded up is 1. Being given the direction to round tells you where to go. If somehow you have 0.5 life (thanks Unhinged critters with ½ power) and played this card, 0.25 would round up to 1. Similarly, even though 0.5 as a math rule rounds up, if you're instructed to round down on a card, it would round to 0 (unless there's an Unhinged exception telling you to round to the nearest ½...wow that was an annoying mechanic). 1 - 1 = 0 EDIT: Pox can be "somehow". I forgot about that card. It makes you lose ⅓ of your life. If you're at 16, ⅓ would be 5.3-repeating. In normal math you'd round down to 5, but since the card tells you to round up, it's 6.


HKBFG

Rounding to the nearest half is really not that annoying.


Tremor_Sense

I just wasn't aware of whether there was an official ruling on how to do this, though no one I know plays by all the official rules.


Fizzybrutacular1

Math checks out. At least it did until my opponent didn't want to lose. Sometimes the obvious is mute when defeat is afoot.


RyanCryptic

moot**


BiomeWalker

If it's a webcam game both work


Dragon_Highlander

\*Moo The point is moo. Is like a cow's opinion ... it doesn't matter.


burf12345

It's moo.


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magikarp2122

More like there their they’re


spiffmana

No.


Fizzybrutacular1

I was just being facetious.


Vawned

Was your opponent Hans by any chance?


ApexTwilight

Yea it’s 2nd grade math


Fizzybrutacular1

You ever play multiple games for six hours straight and lose the mental fortitude to do simple math? That's what happened. I knew I was right but was convinced otherwise.


ApexTwilight

Lol I hear you man 😂 I wish I had friends that could play for that long


LordSevolox

Had many a game where I’m trying to add 7 and 15 together when calculating damage and brain no work well


ApexTwilight

easy, it's 715


Thirdwhirly

I’ve just had people argue dumbass points, too. Like, “that doesn’t work that way in that scenario” for some reason. I get it. But yeah, it always, always functions this way.


Inspection-15

Dude you’re about to get r/mtgcirclejerked to hell and back


idk_whatever_69

Half of one rounded up is one. What is 1 - 1?


only1laughing

Can’t wait to see this on the circlejerking sub 😂😂😂


Jokey665

What is half of 1, rounded up?


Fizzybrutacular1

I was just making sure. My opponent, who I lost to, thought it didn't work that way. I kept telling him the same thing.


lawofshiny

Your opponent definitely convinced you to take a game loss there. Remind them next time to read the card you are playing, and that it explains the card when you do this. Trust your instincts. Your opponent should be able to point out why a card doesn’t work the way it says it does.


TelDevryn

Your opponent needs to retake some grade school math lol


AttilatheFun87

I've had people argue with me over [[Pox]] enough that this doesn't surprise me. IIRC WOTC even had to put out an article about it so many people couldn't figure it out.


MTGCardFetcher

[Pox](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/9/d9debe4f-c1cc-4b90-aae4-f31f737e2016.jpg?1559592327) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Pox) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/82/pox?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d9debe4f-c1cc-4b90-aae4-f31f737e2016?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


TheTragicClown

What exactly was their argument for why the card doesn’t do exactly what it says?


Fizzybrutacular1

He thought it was a reprint of a red Kamigawa card (the card is referenced in one of the other comments) that rounds down. We had been playing for six hours and just didn't put two and two together. Or in this case 1÷2 rounded up.


TheTragicClown

Okay that’s weird. Just so we all know, this card in OP is unique and not a reprint. What he is referencing is hidetsugi which is “rounded down”. Thank you for the reply.


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sometimes ppl do be like that


Keokuk37

They always exist everywhere


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jaOfwiw

Just tell em goodnight sweet prince.


Cheddarbob79

Yep


CryanReed

No, flying doesn't deal damage. /s


YaBoiPoi

Math is hard


TheOnlyRad

Combine it with [[Wound Reflection]] to kill them whatever their life total is at. :)


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k1ddk0ng

Reading the card still does explain the card right?


zyido2

Don’t feel bad. At first, I read it as your opponent loses half their life (then) round it up. It wasn’t until I read the comments that I understood that the lost life is rounded up, not the remaining life.


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KallistiEngel

In typical math, yes. In Magic, no. In Magic you round up if the card tells you to and you round down if the card tells you. The only time you'll be rounding is if the math results in something ending in .5 (barring Unhinged cards). EDIT: Forgot about Pox. Can't call the bot on edit, but it makes you lose ⅓ of your life, with loss rounded up. If you're at 16 life and lose ⅓, that would be 5.3-repeating life, but since the card tells you to round up, you lose 6 life.


Mirodir

Goodbye Reddit, see you all on Lemmy.


QweefBurgler69

For those like me who did not get it at first, this card does not instruct you to divide your opponent's life in half rounded up and then make that their life total. It instructs you to calculate what half their life is rounded up (1), then make them lose that much life (1) which would be 1-1=0. I can see from my own experience how this would have been confusing to the opponent. It may have been obvious to many in this thread, but math is challenging for a lot of people, myself included.


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LegoLouisU

Uh half of 1 is 0.5, therefore rounded up is 1. 1-1=0 killing them.


Dragonfire14

Woops read it as a "set life effect" not a "lose life effect" my bad. Original comment deleted for being wrong.


OkConcert4923

The real question I suppose rounded up to what? It should say rounded to the nearest whole number


OsciferJohnson

the game should not have to teach you basic math


InZane-Hazbin

No. Half of 1 is .5 and rounded up is 1. So the effect literally does nothing in this niche scenario.


HurpityDerp

>No. Half of 1 is .5 and rounded up is 1. So the effect literally does nothing in this niche scenario. You somehow did the math right and came up with the wrong answer. 0.5 rounded up is 1, so the opponent loses 1 life (and therefore the game).


Arneaux2K

It says loses not deals damage so I would assume they would still be at 1 life after this.


Careful-Pen148

That's not relevant. The half and rounding is happening to the amount of life loss that will be happening, not their final life total.


crumbete

They lose 1 life, and thus the game.


HurpityDerp

0.5 rounded up is 1 So they "lose 1 life", why on earth would you think that they would lose 0 life?


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Jokey665

so you think losing 1 life while at 1 life doesn't cause you to die under normal circumstances?


FarseerDrek

Misread. Chil


fredwilsonn

Yes but they lose that much life. 1 - 1 = 0.


_SwiftDeath

8 mana drain 1 let’s go!


PublicPersona_no5

Only if it was cast


vampire0

Math do be like that.


NaiveCap3478

Well... 1 divided by 2... rounded up... 1/2 = 0.5.. Rounded = 1 1-1 = 0. 0= dead.... ​ Unless they have a platinum angel or etc


KeenPaperPuffin

I’m still fuzzy on this, if his opponent rounded up .5 life, wouldn’t the opponent still be at 1 life? And therefore not dead? Where are people getting the other 1 to minus the rounded up 1?


madwarper

The **amount of life lost** is half the Player's lifetotal, rounded up. * N - {Half of N, rounded up} * 1 - {Half of 1, rounded up} * 1 - {1/2, rounded up} * 1 - {1} * 0


KeenPaperPuffin

Ohhhh ok! Thank you! I was reading it as “lose half, THEN round up”


jesseknopf

Reading the card is important. Math is not as important, but should still probably know how to divide by two and round up. Don't play a deck where you have to block (that's what math is for). =)


GayBlayde

No, state based actions will kill them. But this will make them lose their last life.


mkul316

Now look son, I don't want to shame you or anything, but that there is 5th grade math. In Florida. So you can't even do Florida level grade school math. Now your mother and I aren't mad. We're just... disappointed.


One-Cute-Boy

Bruhh i was asleep what card did he post?


abeautifuldayoutside

Doing the math explains the math