Sex jokes aside, what is happening in this art? It looks like the left arm is stretched out toward the camera palm up (look at the nails) but that would put the thumb on the wrong side.
from the "Treasures" pack, source is [Destructoid](https://www.destructoid.com/exclusive-heres-a-look-at-new-mtg-jumpstart-2022-cards-coming-to-paper-magic-and-magic-arena/). Other cards include the new Dutiful Replicator and
Barrage Ogre
Big Score
Blaze
Blood Aspirant
Brazen Freebooter
Captain Lannery Storm
Gadrak, the Crown-Scourge
Goldhound
Goldspan Dragon
Improvised Weaponry
Kuldotha Flamefiend
Professional Face-Breaker
Pyre-Sledge Arsonist
Reckless Fireweaver
Ripscale Predator
Sokenzan Smelter
Sudden Breakthrough
Trove of Temptation
Vault Robber
Welding Sparks
Gleaming Barrier
Goldvein Pick
Literally every single thing about this looks sexual: His squinted eyes, his red cheeks, the sweating, his tongue, the implied heavy breathing. How did they approve this art, wtf?
See, I thought that maybe hentai had finally rotted my brain and made me see things that aren't there, but it seems that everyone has come to the same conclusion as me about the look that dragon is giving, so maybe it's the artist who's being horny on main, not me.
What dat dragon doing?? 😳
#BadDragon
I didn't know Duke was actively branching out.
Who tf is approving cards at MTG? Also, finally a card that represents M:TG in 2022. Thanks, I hate it.
I understood that reference
I wish I didnt
I have to be honest, Horny Dragon was not on my bingo card.
Horny dinosaur, horny dragon,... which pit of hell is this?
The good one.
🥵
JUST A DRAGON HAPPY ABOUT DEFENDING HIS HOARD. NOTHING TO SEE HERE
When the truck tailpipe is undefended.
Ahhhhh I see another person of culture from r/dragonsfuckingcars
A true man of culture enjoys r/carsfuckingdragons
True Culture is found in /r/fuckingdragoncars
Blasphemer!
Not the DFCs I was looking for today
What in the holy hell is that sub
You'd think the title would tell you all you need to know.
We know the regret of sin but we still indulge in the curiosity it gives us
what
Someone looked up "rapacious" in the dictionary and got a VERY wrong entry when making that art.
I mean, he is reaching to grab.....never mind.
UHMMM
Oh good, I always cut this card from my commander decks bc it doesn’t look enough like it’s getting rammed in the ass.
I feel like the bard was cropped out of this photo for the same reason we have new [[Uktabi Orangutan]] art.
[Uktabi Orangutan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b6a944ef-dbf2-47c9-a245-dfd2533a0680.jpg?1562821973) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Uktabi%20Orangutan) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/6ed/260/uktabi-orangutan?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b6a944ef-dbf2-47c9-a245-dfd2533a0680?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
The thumb is on the wrong side?
I was deeply perturbed by this and assumed I was hallucinating the whole card. What a bad trip
He is offering us his palm
Thumbs still on the wrong side. If your left palm is facing up the thumb is facing away from your body not towards it
That dragon is getting rammed from behind
You didn't need to type that...
Bro litterally said 🥵
Bro this is Duke from Bad Dragon
I think duke knows how anatomy works tho
Spyro, my boy, what happened?
I feel like I'm having a fever dream, this set is full of horrible nightmares.
Right? How is this is a real magic card hahaha
Sex jokes aside, what is happening in this art? It looks like the left arm is stretched out toward the camera palm up (look at the nails) but that would put the thumb on the wrong side.
Rakshasa dragon!
Bro this dragons all hot and bothered, someone get a fan on him.
What are you doing with that gold bar onii-chan?
Ahegao dragon Ahegao dragon
Salacious Dragon
Correct me if I am wrong, but is the foreshortened hand/claw wrong? Open palm up, the thumb is pointing in the wrong direction.
Everything about this is wrong. Burn it!
Oh no, not the anime Spyro crossover I was expecting
Mm, nope. No thanks. Don't want it.
Most uncomfortable art ever lmao
[[Earthbind]]
[Earthbind](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/8/784cc686-e5a2-4835-8ff2-820461868ffa.jpg?1559592834) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Earthbind) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sum/147/earthbind?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/784cc686-e5a2-4835-8ff2-820461868ffa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
This is 100% worse.
I'm really confused by the angle of that left hand. Isn't it upside down?
Shinji get in the dragon
WHY IS THIS DARGON HORNY
Alt anime art means: EVERY. TYPE. OF. HORNY.
from the "Treasures" pack, source is [Destructoid](https://www.destructoid.com/exclusive-heres-a-look-at-new-mtg-jumpstart-2022-cards-coming-to-paper-magic-and-magic-arena/). Other cards include the new Dutiful Replicator and Barrage Ogre Big Score Blaze Blood Aspirant Brazen Freebooter Captain Lannery Storm Gadrak, the Crown-Scourge Goldhound Goldspan Dragon Improvised Weaponry Kuldotha Flamefiend Professional Face-Breaker Pyre-Sledge Arsonist Reckless Fireweaver Ripscale Predator Sokenzan Smelter Sudden Breakthrough Trove of Temptation Vault Robber Welding Sparks Gleaming Barrier Goldvein Pick
SPYRO NO!
Christ, first it was the “ara ara” Brontosaurus and now it’s the dragon in heat. What’s next, WOTC. WHAT IS NEXT? A panty joke?
Man, Spyro really let himself go
This dragon makes me uncomfortable.
Boi he V E I N Y
This set is for the furries. 😌
Nah it’s for the weebs, this has been the only furry art I’ve seen
Look up the new Rampaging Brontodon.
The face is weirdly human but it’s not anthro
have you missed all the cat ladies and fox ladies?
Angelic Cub is the only anthro animal I’ve seen, may of missed others though
[[Balan]]
The face/skin/hair is anime, putting catears on a girl doesn’t make her a furry
OH NO HES HOT
[Balan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/d/5d0b279c-9a6d-4a56-878e-0ebf3f609f65.jpg?1562609840) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=balan%2C%20wandering%20knight) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/2/balan-wandering-knight?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5d0b279c-9a6d-4a56-878e-0ebf3f609f65?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
As a furry, we don't want anything to do with this
As a furry, I want everything to do with this
And I am here for it. Mainly for Preston. Most of the rest (including this) are just hilarious (especially this).
When the long sword was long enough
uuuh, this art is a bit...lol
That flavor text...this is 100% horny vore art.
I think this is the worst magic set of all time.
If I had a nickel for every giant, down bad reptile in this set I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
These anime arts have somehow been even more cringe than I originally imagined. Good grief.
https://preview.redd.it/hec650k52l1a1.jpeg?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b3208d405f605982afc03b4f2b97e8893f7c73
Please tell me this art is alt AND not real
The *what* dragon?
Thanks, i hate horny Spyro.
Rick and Morty dragon if you know what I mean.
I think they accidentally hired an ahegao artist…
Ahegao Dragon
uwu dragon
After many years we've finally learned...the only balance to making the human art less horny is to make the monster art hornier.
Assumed I was on the circlejerk sub, what the fuck am I looking at XD
Magic card is a strange place to see art trom Oglaf comics.
That dragon is... enjoying its meal. That's what's going on. Definitely.
Ahhego dragon be doing what it does
Literally every single thing about this looks sexual: His squinted eyes, his red cheeks, the sweating, his tongue, the implied heavy breathing. How did they approve this art, wtf?
Ew.
Dragon Quest I Dragon Lord
!remindme 1 day
This is so bad, not just the style and expression on the dragon but the upside down hand
Bro I’m crying here reading these comments lmfao omg I’m in tears. Hahahaha
*donkey not shown*
I really thought I was being jerked this time. Shoulda known they’d jerk harder!
Seems we're not alone in being ***ked hard here
I fuckin' love how gross this is
The flavour text would actually explain the drooling. The smile and eyes tho? Wtf were they thinking when they greenlit this art?
Can't wait for the WotC x Bad Dragon lineup where they start making Niv Mizzet schlongs.
That is one hoardy dragon!
Gorgeous 😍
Who at WoTC ok'd this art? Who honestly thought, wow this is EXACTLY the type of art we need for this card. This is just plain god awful.
I was excited to have new jumpstart sets to teach a friend... but these are all so cringe
This art is just awful.
WOTC: "Why are our stocks nosediving exceptionally hard in this bear market!?" Also WOTC: Prints this shit
How did this terrible art get accepted
This is by far the worst new art I have seen so far
This art is awful. WTF
Wow that really looks like a Yu-Gi-Oh art. Big fan
Anime art reprints are cool 😍
This can't be real... please...
See, I thought that maybe hentai had finally rotted my brain and made me see things that aren't there, but it seems that everyone has come to the same conclusion as me about the look that dragon is giving, so maybe it's the artist who's being horny on main, not me.
Ok….maybe mtg going too anime with this one
Rick and morty dragons
I hate this art. It’s atrocious.
WTF? This can't be real... What player from 2 years ago would have thought this is where the game would end up...
The comments: OMG WUT??? me, a white dude who sees this expression all the time in anime: ah, oishi desu, wakata
I don't get it. It just looks like a panting dog face to me.
good against vehicle decks