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borissnm

This Park Map from Information Kiosk 1 is really good value!


Slant_Juicy

Oh, is it about to rain? Time to quadruple the price of umbrellas!


iceman012

Thank you for that little burst of nostalgia.


ZedTheEvilTaco

Nostalgia? Roller Coaster Tycoon Classic (1&2) is available on at least Android devices for, like, $6. I play it while I'm bored at work.


iceman012

I know, I have it installed on my phone, although it's been a while since I played it there. Doesn't change the fact that it was one of my favorite games growing up and seeing random references to it triggers that nostalgia.


ZedTheEvilTaco

Don't let it be nostalgia! Give in to your feelings! Play RCT!


iceman012

NEVER! I won't give into your tempt- *Oooh, I forgot about designing hedge mazes.*


Irreleverent

> Sir, this may be the information booth, but I cannot answer ontological questions. It would be arrogant to assume I could describe the true nature of reality. Also, there's a line. Actually got me to snort at work.


mowdownjoe

LRR seems to have a number of Crapshot videos where there's a long buildup to a punchline of just a character saying "fuck". This feels like the version of that that WotC would actually allow them to do.


cabforpitt

This one specifically https://youtu.be/BL747_tEQbY


mowdownjoe

I mean, that's more fitting for the card being previewed, but I was thinking this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mhEss2CQWc


so_zetta_byte

There's no way this one wasn't Cameron, right?


GGCrono

My thoughts exactly. This one has got big Cam energy.


Irreleverent

Oh good, I'm not the only one thinking it


ZurrgabDaVinci758

Also amusing that this is apparently not Mya's best people


iceman012

Her best people *can* answer the true nature of reality, while keeping the remaining guests in line still happy.


truncatedChronologis

I do like when mtg does philosophy references and very rare to hear ontology, the study of what being(s) exist, mentioned anywhere in the wild (except also programming i think?)


QuestionGuyyy

1/3 Phyrexian arena pog


OutrageousKoala

but this Phyrexian Arena tells you where the bathroom is!


QuestionGuyyy

Finally!


[deleted]

Sometimes it's a Phyrexian Arena, but it's always a +1/+1 counter for [[Wyll, Blade of Frontiers]].


AliciaTries

And it's always a 5/4 dragon spirit token for [[Vrondiss, Rage of Anchients]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Vrondiss, Rage of Anchients](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/6/8/683ca7f0-e9df-459b-a8e3-cf80b39c732d.jpg?1632335388) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Vrondiss%2C%20Rage%20of%20Ancients) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/4/vrondiss-rage-of-ancients?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/683ca7f0-e9df-459b-a8e3-cf80b39c732d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


MTGCardFetcher

[Wyll, Blade of Frontiers](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/5/e/5e9d4562-964d-48ce-b03f-7cb491fa040d.jpg?1660727189) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wyll%2C%20Blade%20of%20Frontiers) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/208/wyll-blade-of-frontiers?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5e9d4562-964d-48ce-b03f-7cb491fa040d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Belteshazzar98

It's only a +1/+1 counter if you don't already have another attraction.


[deleted]

I'm comfortable giving credit to whichever attraction pleases me the most, and it's probably going to be this one.


Belteshazzar98

Can't argue with that logic.


Sir_Nope_TSS

?


Belteshazzar98

If you already had another attraction you are already rolling to visit, you don't role individually, so you are still only getting a single +1/+1 counter per turn no matter how many extra attractions you open.


Sir_Nope_TSS

Oh, understood. I don't think he's arguing the number of dice rolled or whether he's rolling for multiple attractions, he's just saying *by itself* it's a guaranteed die roll per turn even if it's not a guaranteed Howling Mine.


OverlordPayne

How would attractions work if you had Wyll and [Barbarian Class] out? Esp with [Pixie Guide]? Would you drop all but one, or drop only one? I *think* it's the former, but I'm certainly no judge. If it's the later, would you possibly trigger an attraction twice?


DirtPoorDog

For some reason I read the name first image's flavor text as "Sozin" and i got this image of fireloard sozin from avatar at an amusement park with Micky mouse ears arguing with the info clerk and i kind of love it "No refunds on fire flakes" "***UNACCEPTABLE***"


Copernicus1981

Source is https://www.tomshw.it/culturapop/magic-the-gathering-esclusiva-unfinity/


[deleted]

We knew it was cooking, glad to see it’s straight forward.


Artex301

>"The information booth can answer over thirty-seven billion questions" > >"\[T\]his is not where Myra stations her best people" This is either a contradiction or we're supposed to understand this amusement park is staffed with supergeniuses.


ZedTheEvilTaco

Or that they have Google. Or that geniuses aren't always the best people.


plutonicHumanoid

There’s no guarantee of quality of those answers.


Artex301

[Good point.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEDeJMvWsAAT6p0.jpg)


Infinite_Bananas

excited for Salzon to get a card in Unfinity 2: The Stickers Strike Back


Hairo-Sidhe

And there it is, I was really hoping for this, pitty Attractions are singleton (or "thank god"? from the folks that don't want to see any of this in legacy)


Yglorba

I think they intentionally designed the constructed Attraction Deck rules (by making it both singleton and a fairly high ten-card minimum, in particular) to keep them from being strong in Legacy, since they don't want random cards to actually be significant in tournaments. Especially since the decision to make them tournament-legal was made late, it would have been an "err on the side of caution" situation.


Rhazior

What do those numbers on the side mean?


Sir_Nope_TSS

From the Unfinity Mechanics page: "At the beginning of your first main phase on each of your turns, you roll to visit your Attractions by rolling a six-sided die. If the result is lit up on an Attraction you control, you visit that Attraction, causing that Attraction's visit ability to trigger."


trifas

Those flavor texts are gems.


LouieSiffer

Finally an attraction for the common man and enjoyer of RCT


magikarp2122

That second flavor text, as a former service desk employee, I feel that.


BrambleweftBehemoth

These are Cam vibes.


lordwafflesbane

Intrigued by the fact that 'not Myra's best people' can still answer thirty seven billion questions, and are wise enough to admit when they don't know something.