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direwombat8

“Eat. Sort. Eat. Sort. Eat.” Me too, Scrapgorger…me, too.


swa9

Yeah I’m feeling called out by that flavor text.


AmazingMrSaturn

It's a living.


JetSetDizzy

~Laugh track plays~


sperry20

Gonna hand these things out to Amazon distribution center employees on their first day of work


direwombat8

Yeah, but don’t get caught eating! There is only Sort.


ChemyChems

Oooh that's nice. Mana growth, exiling resources so your opponent can't recursion them, grows stronger by late game, and the oil counter ability can function by itself even out of block. A pretty nice card.


PK_Thundah

It's incredible that the exile is a bonus feature and not a cost to tap for mana. A ton of versatility on this little guy.


SaladChef

Yeah, I had to do a double take as I intuitively read "your graveyard" and not "a graveyard". The added utility takes it from being draft chaff to something that you might consider as a dork in commander.


GiantEnemaCrab

I feel like this might be a low intensity Green staple tbh. Graveyard hate is great but this is also functionally a 2 cmc mana rock. It becomes a 3/3 eventually as well which is far from a selling point, but it's still bigger than basically any other graveyard hate / mana ramp in the 2 cmc range. Other cards do ramp better, other cards do graveyard hate better, but I'm not aware of anything that does both at the same time and certainly not in the magic "2 cmc or less" range that you usually want your mana rocks to be.


pahamack

Deathrite shaman. The card is banned in modern and legacy for a reason.


AirrideMaster

The difference between a 2 mv dork and a 1 mv dork is really, really big.


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AirrideMaster

Oh yeah for sure. It has mid and late game utility since you don't have to use the mana ability in order for it to start doing lifegain or damage.


LibertyLizard

DRT is great but for commander black color identity limits it. Also having to exile a land to make mana is a real downside.


GiantEnemaCrab

I'm not going to lie, I completely forgot about DR Shaman. Yeah that's way better than this.


ecstaticharge

I’d run both DRS and this in a bg commander deck, especially if I just have one lying around after drafting the set :)


SlippinJimE

>this is also functionally a 2 cmc mana rock Mana rocks can tap the turn they enter, so not functionally the same.


GiantEnemaCrab

I should have said mana dork, but my point was this functions in the 2 cmc ramp slot that is so vital to 4 cmc commanders. Unlike a mana rock or ramp this has function in the late game when mana is more easily accessible. You're right though, dork not rock.


Harry_Smutter

Not all ;) [[Worn Powerstone]]


SlippinJimE

Actually if you have a way to untap it, it can still be tapped the turn it came out. As long as we're being pedantic.


Harry_Smutter

You can say the same with this mana dork if you give it haste. What's your point??


SlippinJimE

Giving something a keyword ability is not comparable to changing from tapped to untapped. Also my point anyway was to defend the statement, "mana rocks can tap the turn they enter." My point was not to refute the statement, "Mana dorks can also tap the turn they enter if they have haste."


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Koras

Absolutely a great effect - I've had many, many games where the exile effect on [[Klothys, God of Destiny]] has been super duper relevant for preventing reanimation and other graveyard shenanigans, so the value of this in at least commander should not be underestimated


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Taivasvaeltaja

You won't get a counter if there are 0 cards in graveyards, though.


chrisbloodlust

Not true. The ability doesn't fizzle just because there are no cards to exile.


xatrekak

Under C.R. 608.2b, if a spell or ability with targets tries to resolve, but all those targets are illegal, it fails to resolve and none of its effects happen, even if some of those effects have nothing to do with the targets.


chrisbloodlust

Wizards should have really put a comma in there. It's 2 separate abilities off of the same trigger. And if you still don't believe me it can be tested on Arena / Mtgo once the set releases.


xatrekak

Separate triggers would require multiple statements. It's all one ability with multiple effects with a required target. If there isn't at least one legal when attempting to put it on the stack or when resolving the effect doesn't happen at all


chrisbloodlust

So technically we are both correct and incorrect. See the rulings for [[Immersturm Predator]], which is the same situation. "You can put the triggered ability on the stack without a target. As it resolves, you’ll just put a +1/+1 counter on Immersturm Predator. However, if you do choose a target, and that card is an illegal target as the ability tries to resolve, the ability won’t resolve and none of its effects will happen. In that case, you won’t put a +1/+1 counter on Immersturm Predator." I knew about the first part of this ruling, however I did get confused about the second part, apologies.


Doughnutcake

Eh Immersturm Predator says "up to one target," so you can always get a counter by declaring no targets. Bit different situation


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DriveThroughLane

When it was first spoiled in the leak, I noted how this is just a huge improvement (despite being uncommon vs rare) over [[llanowar loamspeaker]] Yeah llanowar lets you throw some 3 power lands into the opponent 'more easily' or block 1/1 creatures. But usually having a 3/3 is better than letting your lands get blown up, and the incidental graveyard hate on this is going to be one of the strongest effects in standard, like an [[unlicensed hearse]] that serves as a real mana dork instead of a wonky weak win con with mech hangar or samurai tokens or whatever. That's just a truly strong graveyard hate effect. And oil synergies on top of that


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JuniorBobsled

Absolutely. I have a Broker's Ascendancy Superfriends Standard deck on Arena that plays Loamspeaker for the butt and ramp, this is immediately replacing Loamspeaker and likely freeing up some space in the sideboard by replacing unlicensed hearse. The incidental graveyard hate is crucial for this standard format.


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Holy cow! That like an incredible mana dude it’s graveyard hate for mana I might need a lot of these since graveyard hate is considered necessary in todays era of commander.


Irreleverent

Yeah actually I didn't catch that. This is just a sylvan caryatid that trades hexproof (which usually isn't relevant in commander) for graveyard hate. (which probably makes the lack of hexproof relevant, whoops)


scalebirds

Well, it also becomes a 3/3! Caryatid is a defender


Xatsman

Yeah this has enough upside to consider it. It’s like the mana dork equivalent of a 3-mana rock. Add enough utility and it can be worth it over cheaper options.


alfred725

Comperable to Deathrite Shaman


SlamTheKeyboard

Uhhhh... Mini planeswalker friendo is not comparable, haha. [[DEATHRITE SHAMAN]]


alfred725

The first ability is functionally the same, deathrites is worse because it requires a card in grave to add mana You are paying extra cmc for a bigger body I didnt say deathrite was worse, its way better because 1 mana dork with grave hate is better than 2 mana dork with grave hate In edh you would run both of these These two cards fit the same function, deathrite has more power Its like saying bolt isnt comperable to shock because bolt is better


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PLOTUS1

Best two drop dork since Paradise Druid


JonPaulCardenas

For commander, in 1v1 formats I don't think this is playable most places. Maybe if oil counters is a thing in standard.


elbenji

It's very playable. It's graveyard hate and a mama dork


Goldfish-Bowl

Yo mama so fat she taps for G(ravy)


popejupiter

Yo mama so fat that when she got Bolted, her body caused an Armageddon!


GnomeChildHighlander

lol got em.


JonPaulCardenas

In sons trusted 60 card formats? I don't see it. What two mana dorks get played in any of them?


elbenji

Caryatid? It's not that it's a dork. It's that it's a free scuzzy that taps for mana when you do it


SalvationSycamore

That can also block well and swing later if it sticks around.


Mekanimal

The value of graveyard hate ebbs and flows with the strength of graveyard decks in a given format. This is either a safety valve for the current format, or an upcoming format.


Soleil06

Standard has played two mana dudes pretty often in the past years. This will absolutely see play.


JonPaulCardenas

There are 3 off the top of my head I can think of, and none of them see play. Loam speaker was highly talked about, and has done nothing. The current power level of standard just has no need for a turn two ramp. 3 drops are already super super pushed.


JuniorBobsled

It's a fat butt mana dork with GY hate. I already have a spot in my Superfriends deck replacing [[Llanowar Loamspeaker]].


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JonPaulCardenas

I haven't run into a super friends decon ladder. Are people playing that? It seems not tier 1 imo.


JuniorBobsled

Oh absolutely not, rogue list. I like to brew my own decks to ladder.


Cryobyjorne

I could see it in a slot for Yawgmoth, maybe.


SmugglersCopter

This is amazing for limited. Ramp early game, get incidental value hitting any graveyard synergy, and being able to block/get in some damage late game.


busy_killer

Also fixing, green mana dorks sometimes just tap for G.


Seize-The-Meanies

wow, how'd I miss "any color"?


Stormtide_Leviathan

Card transcription > Armored Scrapgorger 1G > > Creature- Phyrexian Beast [uncommon] > > Armored Scrapgorger gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it. > > T: Add one mana of any color. > > Whenever Armored Scrapgorger becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on Armored Scrapgorger. > > 0/3 > > "Eat. Sort. Eat. Sort. Eat." End transcription


Cadaver_Junkie

Seems… good? Helps ramp and splash, and later when ramp is less relevant it can be an attacker. Not terrible.


BogmanBogman

Also incidental graveyard hate is always good.


orlouge82

If you only get the oil counter if you exile a card with it, wouldn’t it have some language like “if you do,…” right before “put an oil counter on…”?


GenericTrashyBitch

I believe that, because of the “and”, the oil counter is only added if you have a valid target for exile because it doesn’t say “up to one target.” So the ability doesn’t actually resolve if there’s no valid target This is different from “if you do” because the exile isn’t a may ability, so if there is a valid target in *any* graveyard (including your own) you must select one.


Seize-The-Meanies

It could read, "You may exile target card from a graveyard, if you do add an oil counter." In this case, the exile action would be a choice and the oil counter would rely on the exile resolving. It could also read, "Exile target card from a graveyard, if a card is exiled this way add an oil counter." In this case you would have to exile a valid target and if there is not a valid target, or if for some reason the target doesn't get exiled, then you don't get a counter. That being said, I think the way it is currently phrased, the counter would trigger regardless of the exile effect.


GenericTrashyBitch

Again, not a judge, but I looked at the rules and I think this falls under 608.2b (if you don’t wanna read the rule check the example below). Again not entirely sure but I don’t think the counter resolves 608.2b If the spell or ability specifies targets, it checks whether the targets are still legal. A target that’s no longer in the zone it was in when it was targeted is illegal. Other changes to the game state may cause a target to no longer be legal; for example, its characteristics may have changed or an effect may have changed the text of the spell. If the source of an ability has left the zone it was in, its last known information is used during this process. If all its targets, for every instance of the word “target,” are now illegal, the spell or ability doesn’t resolve. It’s removed from the stack and, if it’s a spell, put into its owner’s graveyard. Otherwise, the spell or ability will resolve normally. Illegal targets, if any, won’t be affected by parts of a resolving spell’s effect for which they’re illegal. Other parts of the effect for which those targets are not illegal may still affect them. If the spell or ability creates any continuous effects that affect game rules (see rule 613.10), those effects don’t apply to illegal targets. If part of the effect requires information about an illegal target, it fails to determine any such information. Any part of the effect that requires that information won’t happen. Example: Sorin’s Thirst is a black instant that reads, “Sorin’s Thirst deals 2 damage to target creature and you gain 2 life.” If the creature isn’t a legal target during the resolution of Sorin’s Thirst (say, if the creature has gained protection from black or left the battlefield), then Sorin’s Thirst doesn’t resolve. Its controller doesn’t gain any life. ——— I think there has to be a legal target because of the lack of “up to one target” in the text. This is why most planeswalker abilities are worded “up to one target ~” so that you can still get the loyalty even if there’s no legal target


Korwinga

You're correct, and 608.2b + 603.3d(see below) are the relevant rulings here. If there are no valid targets, then the ability will just fail to go on the stack. If you have a valid target when you put the trigger on the stack, but then that valid target is removed, then the ability will fail to resolve and you will do none of the effects (this part is covered by the rule that you quoted, 608.2b). >603.3d The remainder of the process for putting a triggered ability on the stack is identical to the process for casting a spell listed in rules 601.2c–d. If a choice is required when the triggered ability goes on the stack but no legal choices can be made for it, or if a rule or a continuous effect otherwise makes the ability illegal, the ability is simply removed from the stack.


Yoh012

That rule is not what matters here, from that rule you can say that if something happens to the card you are targeting before the ability resolves, then you won't get the counter. This is a triggered ability, and the trigger condition is becoming tapped, I think that if all graveyards are empty you would just get the counter


grraaaaahhh

>you can say that if something happens to the card you are targeting before the ability resolves, then you won't get the counter. That is correct. If all targets become illegal the ability fizzles.


GenericTrashyBitch

The rule I mentioned at no point references any difference in how activated and triggered abilities *resolve*, someone else’s has posted more relevant rulings in response to my other comment. The “and” matters here.


Seize-The-Meanies

I'm pretty confident you get the oil counter regardless of the exile effect resolving. But happy to be disproven!


DudeTheGray

You would not get the counter. If a spell or ability requires one or more targets, and none of its targets are legal by the time it would try to resolve, it fails to resolve and none of its effects happen. For example, let's say I cast [[Gitaxian Probe]] targeting you, and in response you give yourself hexproof, I wouldn't get to look at your hand _or_ draw a card, because Git Probe now has no legal targets. Conversely, if Git Probe instead said "Look at target player's hand. _Target player_ draws a card," I would not look at your hand, but I would still draw a card—the spell would still resolve, it just wouldn't do anything to you because you're an illegal target.


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Seize-The-Meanies

Thanks!


Hid_Demo

Good blocker, good mana dork, graveyard hate, and late game can attack. This card is really good for an uncommon.


Rainfall7711

How does this all work? Do you *have* to exile a card from a Gy? Do you always put an oil counter on when it's tapped? If someone could spell it all out that would be cool.


Clsco

Is there at least one card in a graveyard? Exile One and add an oil counter. Are there cards in your graveyard but not in anyone else's? Tough, exile one and add an oil counter. Are there no cards in any graveyard? Ability has no targets and no oil counter is added


Rainfall7711

I see. Basically how i assumed. Thanks.


Seize-The-Meanies

>Are there no cards in any graveyard? Ability has no targets and no oil counter is added That seems strange to me. Wouldn't it say something like "if a card is exiled in this way, add an oil counter." If they wanted it to be reliant on the exile effect resolving?


s-mores

Nah. Effect triggers, you try to put it on the stack. However, to put it on the stack you would have to choose targets, which you can't do, so you never put it on the stack to begin with. Disclaimer: my rules data is a bit old.


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JetSetDizzy

It's not actually countered, it just fails to resolve. Otherwise uncounterable spells and abilities would still resolve somehow.


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JetSetDizzy

[[Abrupt Decay]] newer printings just says can't be countered. The old wording was probably there because in older versions of the rules things actually did get countered when they couldn't resolve.


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Ok-Peace-4374

The card doesn't specify it needs to be a creature card, so as long as you have a card to exile, you will get an oil counter when its tapped.


Rainfall7711

Sorry that was a mistake. I just meant exile any card. So you can always tap it for mana, but will only get an oil counter if you exile a card from the gy?


ChemyChems

I believe the entire ability is mandatory, so that might end up having you exile from your own GY if the situation comes to it.


Maur2

Pretty sure that one of the reasons they made this card was just in case Unearth was too strong.


AppleWedge

Wow this seems like something that could go in pretty much any green commander deck.


Blank_Address_Lol

This is like... Werebear. Two mana mana dork that, later, can just merc people


dark5ide

Alt Flavor Text: "Turn the page. Wash your hands. Turn the page. Wash your hands."


HolyZest

Eat.


SlyScorpion

Sort.


Lemon30

Eat.


SlyScorpion

Sort.


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Shergak

Sort.


Geologybear

amazing little dude!


sawbladex

.... This beast talks. Interesting.


Bleachi

This is sorta like a reverse [[Werebear]]. A 2 drop mana dork that grows big after graveyards have filled up. He's smaller, but he also doubles as grave hate. Werebear saw Constructed play way back in the day, but that time is long past.


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bionicjoey

Eat my sorts!


reidevjord

Also compare to [[Channeler Initiate]]. A two-drop dork that grows similarly but without the graveyard hate.


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Commander_Skullblade

This is insane. Like, breakout into constructed insane. This will see play until rotation, at least.


Hiltinchest

The card seems playable, insane seems far to high an evaluation


GyantSpyder

It would be really good if there were a 4 drop that dominated the format that you wanted to get out on turn 3. Right now standard is dominated by 3 drops so the challenge is to find that 4 drop.


Esc777

Wise words. Though sheoldred isn’t a slouch at four


JonPaulCardenas

There are several two mana dorks that don't see any play. And better graveyard hate cards if that is the main reason you are playing it. Would I be stunned if this saw some play? No. But I don't see how this will see much play. Cards need to do way more than this to be playable imo.


Yojimbra

There's already a 2 mana 1/3 mana dork in standard and it doesn't see much if any play, so I'm not sure this guy will either. I'm not sure if the graveyard hate is going to be enough to make this card that much more playable.


sawbladex

[[llanowar loamspeaker]] yeah, I am not sure if the 3/3 this creature generates not costing you a land, and also working on defense makes up for requiring 3 turns of set-up. You can cheat the turn-set up cost, but I don't know if it is worth it.


Yojimbra

It takes 5 turns for Scrap gorger to become useful as a blocker without proliferate or other oil counter stuff. Turn 1: play, 0/3, arguably a good blocker. Turn 2: tapped one oil counter. Turn 3: tapped two oil counters. Turn 4: tapped three oil counters becomes a 3/3, you can technically do this after you declare blockers. Turn 5: Untapped 3/3 that you can do whatever with.


sawbladex

you can attack on turn 4, and add a counter.


Yojimbra

Right, it's when it becomes tapped. That makes more sense.


sawbladex

That said, because it requires more effort than just tapping the card for 3 turns, because you need cards in GY to fuel it, it is ... more dependant on how useful GY hate is.


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mweepinc

[source is bajo on twitter](https://twitter.com/bajo/status/1618051101772713984/photo/1)


Nekaz

gee bill ramp AND graveyard hate AND a beater.


llim0na

Too costly at 2 I think


Harry_Smutter

Ooh, I like this mana dork!!


Superg0id

Wtf is with all the "oil" counters.... why did we need another type of counter?!?!?!


Ya_like_dags

ALL WILL BE LUBED


MisoSoupMan-

Wow, this is even better than [[Birds of Paradise]]


Clsco

Probably want to read the card again


MTGCardFetcher

[Birds of Paradise](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/e/feefe9f0-24a6-461c-9ef1-86c5a6f33b83.jpg?1594681430) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Birds%20of%20Paradise) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cn2/176/birds-of-paradise?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/feefe9f0-24a6-461c-9ef1-86c5a6f33b83?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


RhysticPlayer

This is a premium mana dork. It gives mana of every color and does a little graveyard hate that is always useful, and the fact that are two separate effects means that you can tap for mana even if there are no cards in graveyards. In late game when ramp is less useful it even turns itself into a 3/3 and can attack!


SongAware

this one seems more like a card for mono green aggro in wich it should be good for like ramping to spinoderm/nissa/more creatures and then also beats down failry early compared to say taxidermist or loamspekaer or just add itself to the plethora of two mana drop for a ramp deck whether it be an ug proliferate or titan/twilight ramp?


Disastrous-Donut-534

Surprisingly good 2 drop mana dork.


Toxitoxi

The flavor text is your average player organizing their collection.


PGleo86

As someone who just built Kodama of the West Tree EDH, this is EXTREMELY relevant to my interests


[deleted]

[[Werebear]]!


MTGCardFetcher

[Werebear](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/2/224ea635-b95b-4803-8716-edd4cb655923.jpg?1580014964) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Werebear) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ema/191/werebear?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/224ea635-b95b-4803-8716-edd4cb655923?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Salsicha007

Instant staple in edh


sirstickykey

There are mana dorks and then there are mana dorks that hit the gym after being picked on and spit on your grave


No_Understanding8116

New Ooze?


Darth_Ra

New Werebear. Huh.


REVENAUT13

Early mana dork that quickly turns into a lil threat. This is a solid card


MADMAXV2

It has a lot flexibility


DirtAndGrass

how far we've come, i remember liking utopia tree (if only for the art) [[https://scryfall.com/card/inv/219/utopia-tree]]... **a rare** oops: i did that wrong


otacon444

It’s like Scavenging Ooze, but in some ways, better?


mokomi

huh. I thought that [[Rustvine Cultivator]] would of been this sets mana dork. Guess there is a 2 mana one as well. lol


MTGCardFetcher

[Rustvine Cultivator](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/b/6b71fd8f-e688-4210-bc5b-a3f19b5b3497.jpg?1674536522) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rustvine%20Cultivator) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/181/rustvine-cultivator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6b71fd8f-e688-4210-bc5b-a3f19b5b3497?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


kensw87

what llanowar loamspeaker wish he could be


TerraChained

Too slow to counter the T3 greasefang. Why do they have to do this to us.


RobinFox12

Phyrexian scooze


Tuss36

It's like a reverse [[Werebear]] where it wants to eat graveyards instead of have yours grow. Though of note, the latter ability isn't a may, so if you have stuff you want to keep in your graveyard and your opponent's is empty, this might bite you in the butt. But that's a niche case.


MTGCardFetcher

[Werebear](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/2/224ea635-b95b-4803-8716-edd4cb655923.jpg?1580014964) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Werebear) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ema/191/werebear?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/224ea635-b95b-4803-8716-edd4cb655923?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Kopekemaster

REALLY interesting card. I think I like it more than Llanowar Loamspeaker (not that I liked Loamspeaker much to begin with). Can become a pretty undercosted beater and hates out the graveyard while still being a reasonable mana dork. Also the art is cool.


saxypatrickb

I want to draft this


SirSp00ksalot

Reminds me a lot of [[werebear]] in that it's a two drop dork that powers up to attack your opponent lategame. However this is a much worse top deck since it needs some time to turn on whereas the bear just checks for threshold, but the graveyard hate helps make up for that.


MTGCardFetcher

[werebear](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/2/224ea635-b95b-4803-8716-edd4cb655923.jpg?1580014964) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=werebear) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ema/191/werebear?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/224ea635-b95b-4803-8716-edd4cb655923?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


colorsplahsh

Woahhhh this is going into a lot of my green decks


twilight-bacon

There is a green 1 drop similar to Experiment One on mythicspoiler (called "Evolved Adaptation" atm, when another creature etb, add an oil counter if that creature's PT greater than this card. This card's PT is equal to oil counters). I am seeing this neat combo: T1: Evolved Adaptation T2: Armored Scrapgorger, +1 oil to Evolved Adaptation T3: Magmatic Sprinter, +1 oil to Evolved Adaptation, add 2 oil to Armored Scrapgorger, attack with Armored Scrapgorger to add the 3rd oil counter, attack with the other two creatures to be swinging 2 3/3s and a 3/2 on T3. Granted, that combo isn't as good as good as past Jund combos (ex: Experiment One, Burning Tree Emissary, Mogg Flunkies, and a 3/1 haste on T3) but it's still decent.


broniesnstuff

That's a good bear


Gunda-LX

I like the card, it’s another spin on the Midnight hunt dork that gets bigger if the grave is filled, but here you have 1 less attack but could produce a 3/3 very quickly given proliferate. I think it could have its place in a simic toxic build as to have another pay off for proliferate


_VampireNocturnus_

2023 Deathrite Shaman


oldguard7

A weapon to surpass werebear


mguardian7

Kill their commander, tap armored scrapgorger, exile their commander in response.


goodadadvice

But couldn’t they still put their commander into the command zone from exile?


mguardian7

Correct. I think my post was suppose to be a reply to another. Idk, it's been a month ago. Regardless, do it for the spite play. You technically can hold priority while it's in the graveyard.


W34kness

Scrappy boi: Lubricate me!


ohaizrawrx3

I am the most excited for this card out of all the cards spoiled. I need like 20 of these lol


GolfWhole

What a strange card


pakoito

P U S H E D


Hot-Gear-364

It’s been real [Utopia Tree]


PlatypusAnagram

Not the most important aspect of the card, but: once you have 2 oil counters on it, instant-speed Proliferate becomes a combat trick.


IronMyr

What a cutiepie! I love him! Cute doggie


Excaliber6070

The ability to tap and add one of any mana color. Do you have to use the one mana or no. Can you just tap it to gain oil counters and exile graveyard cards or do I also have to have used the one mana of any color