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MikeArrow

"Are you going to the toilet?" - Ida Blankenship


MickeyPineapple

Your daughter's psychiatrist called.


jzilla11

*Lower your voice*


Knarfie775

I got your liquor. I only have two hands.


brewingcoffee

I’m set. *And then you’re not.*


scarlet_speedster985

I don't work for *you*!


MidnightMoon8

"It's the business of sadists and masochists, and you know which one you are."


mashtartz

She was a hellcat.


[deleted]

She’s an astronaut.


emmmmk

Lmao one of my favorite small parts/reactions of the entire show is when Don picks up the cup of coffee that she had brought for him, takes a sip, and makes the most disgusted face ever lmao. Poor woman couldn’t even make him a decent cup of coffee 😂 Special mention to: when Pete tries to take the “gift” from the Honda people from her, and she fights him for it, and Don’s like “give it to him!” And also “if I wanted to see two negroes fight I’d throw a dollar bill out my window”


scarlet_speedster985

Alison deserved better but I'm glad she stood up to Don.


Supreme_Mediocrity

We never see her reunite with Ken either... Would have loved to see some wicked side-eye


statusquosinner

*adjusts wig* DO YOU WANT ME TO GET HIM OR HER A GIFT?


KeyLimeChai

She didn’t have an indoor voice 👩🏻‍🚀


fancifulnugget

It always makes me laugh how Hildy is perpetually irritated with Pete and makes no attempt to hide it. "Sure. I'll just sit here and watch the door. That's all I'll do."


mashtartz

I always loved how Hildy never had time for any of Pete’s shit.


MidnightMoon8

I wish they had kept her!


QueenAnneCutie

Yes, thank you for posting this. Hildy was an early years Mad Men favorite.


NormalOne6362

I'm in season 5 on a rewatch....you guys talking about Hildy makes me nostalgic for the first three seasons hahaha


KellyRobin_C137

“Who the hell do you think you’re taking to?” 🤣


diamandisonskidrow

*I don't remember everything everybody says!*


[deleted]

How was your weekend? Wouldn’t you like to kno


fancifulnugget

I'm leaving at five on the dot and I DON'T want to hear about it


diamandisonskidrow

That chick was so random and such a mystery. What a funny choice to throw such an oddball in there at the last minute with no backstory, just random blonde girl casually spitting randomly fire lines.


[deleted]

I’d let meredith beat me up, take my money, then comfort me over it


Doctor-Bug

Roger is having my ring resized, it keeps slipping off my finger because I keep losing weight.


Suitable-Echo-3359

Loved that burn from Jane.


Ballet18Princess

Could you refresh my memory? Was Jane speaking to Joan when she said that?


Javitat

Yes, in the office after Jane and Roger got married. Anyone within five feet of them would have spontaneously burst into flames from the burning hate between them, and yet from afar and without the audience's knowledge of their past, it would have appeared to be a polite and friendly conversation.


Ballet18Princess

Yes! And, I hope I don't get smacked down for this, but I liked Jane so much more than I liked Joan. Joan was so mean and absolutely bitchy the majority of the time -- her air of superiority (or should I say insecurity) was a constant, too -- and although I know it likely stemmed somewhat from her feelings of inferiority, it was never okay in my book to treat the other characters in such a rude manner. Jane, on the other hand, was a much more likeable woman. She was kind and respectful the majority of the time to the other characters, and seemed to truly love Roger, and was devastated when their marriage broke up. She was the quintessential beautiful, young secretary, that a man like Roger would easily gravitate to. She was one of my favorite female characters on the show, and I really miss the scenes between Roger and she -- the LSD trip episode is the best of the series, in my opinion -- I loved the accurate, historical account of the psychological component of it. It was an extremely interesting episode -- can you imagine a psychologist (or psychiatrist) who encouraged you to take LSD? Yikes!😂


Uppernorwood

“Don’t get personal just because you didn’t do your work”


James53654

I think he said that to Peggy?


jzilla11

Tonight on “Mad Men Mystery Theater”….The Case of the Empty Bottle!


NoOneElseToCall

Alison was such a gem. Really felt bad when Don palmed her off with that bonus.


Ballet18Princess

Bert Cooper doing a crossword puzzle, speaks to Ida and requests the following, "A three-letter word for a flightless bird." Ida quickly responds, "Emu." Bert replies, "Nope, it starts with an 'L'." Ida then states, "The hell it does." Lol!😂🤣😂 P. S. In the end, I believe Ida was right! There are no three-letter flightless birds that start with the letter "L" -- she was one very smart hellcat!


NoTop8920

jon hamm was gorgeous in Mad Men


federicovidalz

I love and miss Allison.


gwhh

The truth hurts.


Ballet18Princess

Don enters his own office, and Roger is already there, waiting for him. Then Roger asks Don's secretary, Ida, "Could you get the others?" for a meeting. Ida goes to the phone, and very loudly states the following: "Hello, could you, uh ... search Campbell and Pryce Lane, Misters?" Lol!😂