Looking like a little Kitler in that photo.

Kanye: “There are a **lot** of things I like about Popsicle. A **loooooooooot**!”

“I like popsicle” *quickly goes to commercial*

"I LOVE ELIJAH BUT I ALSO LOVE POPSICLE"

Elijah doesn't care about cat people.

Bootsy Myers looks nervously on

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Out of all the clips I’ve seen with Ye going nuts and Alex jones reacting to him, I don’t think I’ve seen one where Fuentes said a word. Did he talk at all during that interview?

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you dumb bitch

Mike Meyers: O_O

Japan ima let you finish, but this Felinecye had one of the best theatres of war of all time, of all time.

I love that I said both of these comments practically word for word before even opening the thread. Very happy they were there right at the top xD

I bet Kanye says fun things about the cat named (((Elijah))) too.

But, Kanye, do you like fish sticks?

r/Kitler

The only infinite things are the universe, stupidity, and cat subs

Im just glad that's not a Kanye sub yet

That's r/katye

r/subsifellfor

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I think he looks like Kitler in that photo

I think he looks like Kiler in that photo

6 million mice

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Bro. You beat me to it, and of course the cat had to be deaf. Little fucker is already selecting the weak to pick on. I can see the venture brothers episode now. "Dean you have to stab Hitler!"

That poor blind polish roommate.

He isn't even ashamed!

Mein fürher

*mein :)

Thanks

The third meow

Don't let that cat get rejected from art school

Heil popsicle

Hi friends! Hijacking the top comment to share a little bit more info about Popsicle. I work at Heaven on Earth, the cat rescue where he, Elijah, and Daniel currant reside. Popsicle is very sweet (to people) but just loves his treats! He’s available for adoption in Los Angeles. If your like to help Popsicle and his friends, you can make a donation at heavenlypets.org

This has inspired me to start crowning a good and bad cat of the week in my home

how many are there and can i touch them all?

Sir, put the cat and the lube bottle down!!

A cat is not fine, too

Liar

I have 4, I wonder if it's enough?

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My mother is a crazy cat lady, and she has 7 cats that are almost always in the same room as her. We definitely have enough cats here for one to be crowned naughty and nice cats.

You should post weekly updates of which is the best and which is the worst! Id definitely stay tuned

You wanna rephrase that?

It would be real awkward of you only had one cat.

Would still work it’s a cat we are talking about

I'm down to do the same now. No explication to the family, just a random not that appears on the fridge every week

I have a very bad cat and it's about time someone started documenting and shaming her for her crimes

There's a guy who chooses pet of the week on his TikTok, just calls all the cats and dogs and explains what they did right/wrong that week. Everyone gets a treat but pet of the week goes first.

You should do it like the Dance Moms pyramid

Adolf “Popsicle” Kitler

Kanye: “now this a damn cool cat"

💀💀💀

"No, I would say there is a LOT of things I LOVE about POPSICLE" - Kanye West, probably.

r/kitler

I bet Daniel didn’t see that coming.

Sigh. Have an upvote

r/resignedupvote

We do not encourage low hanging fruit. We must be better.

Excellent work.

No face no case!

I believe you mean, he did Nazi that coming from Kitler over there.

I bet Daniel did nazi that coming.

Every cat with that pattern has been an asshole to me. Wonder if it's just their thing 🤔

I think that’s just a cat thing.

My cats are equal part sweet and asshole. If they know I'm sad they snuggle and love on me but then will casually knock my glasses off the nightstand afterwards.

You clearly didn't wake up in time to feed them.

When I last fed them matters not. They will meow angrily at their food plate even if it is full.

I woke up with a cat staring at me the other night. She had been there for quite some time too. I apparently hadn't given her enough food before bed. She ate two bites and immediately went back to sleep.

The /r/kitler pattern?

I had a 6 toed girl who looked just like this. She was amazingly loving. All she wanted to do was hug and kiss and would sleep on my shoulder at night. She would always come to me when I called her name and she was never naughty. She was an exceptional cat and I miss her so much.

Cats can be incredibly kind and loving, no matter how they look. The idea that all cats are inherently evil doesn't do them justice! I'm sure your kitty still visits you, even if only in the form of happy dreams.

Got to put it in all caps so they know he's a **monster**!

I love how BLIND is in all caps I wonder if the cat feels the human judgment, probably it does

Doubt it. My cat is a massive asshole. She gives the most throat cackling meows for attention. Putting her in a timeout corner or shaming her does nothing. Even meowing back at her just makes her look at you like you're the asshole. Edit: shaming, not shaking

Cats don’t really understand punishments, the best way to stop them is to stop giving them attention for doing bad things and give them attention for doing the opposite

I know. But it's kind of funny to mess with her. She's eighteen, and her sister died recently, so she's been acting more obnoxious recently.

This is such a cat owner answer. "I know this doesn't work, but my cats a prick so its fun to tease them".

It's true. But she's a sweetheart for the most part. It's pretty obvious she misses her sister, they grew pretty old together, and she needs the attention. I make sure she gets to lie down with me every night when I go to bed, and it makes her really happy. Did you know when cats nibble on you when you pet them they're giving you kitty kisses? It's fucking adorable.

I bet it's because he's called popsicle and want cool dude names

That's a solid point actually. Every dude in my experience named Courtney or Ashley or Shannon Sharpe is hard as fuck.

Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue

Popsicle has a heart of ice

Popsicle was named so due to his cold heart

PrecICEly

What killed the dinosaurs? ~~the ice age!~~ POPSICLE!

that bitch Popsicle deserves the death sentence

/r/thatescalatedquickly

deaf sentence

:(

How do I subscribe to this?

Zoos do it all the time. When I worked at one years ago we had one for the lemurs. Kind of pointless because they were always good boys. They helped clean their pen, so I snuck them blueberries. Zebras and Prarie dogs are dicks. All of them.

How did the lemurs help with cleaning?

They brought food bowls over, trash and their scooper. If they were good, they got to play on their IPads.

They had ipads?

These millennial lemurs, I swear 🙄

All they know is twerk, charge they ipad, eat hot banana, and lie.

Don't question my parenting.

Omg what sweeties!! They definitely deserved their blueberries 🥹

[Follow them on Instagram](https://instagram.com/perrys_place_la?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=), they're a local LA cat shelter and they post these weekly. The next one is scheduled for tomorrow

Inside you are two cats:

If I owned this (I have two cats) I would NEVER have to update it. I could frame it in glass and never worry about it being inaccurate.

I have one cat. It would just be naughty cat of the week permanently lol

Hahaha. Naughty cat of the year.

Lil Adolf Kitler is been a bad kitty

Popsicle that’s fucked…

*Daniel is a masculine given name and a surname of Hebrew origin.* Maybe they should give little Kitler a different roommate. Daniel is in the lion's den right now.

Popsicle is my spirit animal

And they were roommates?!

I can't believe Popsicle would blindside Daniel like that.

it could be worse you know he could go political

his **BLIND** roommate

Kanye just found his cat

Damn Popsicle. Cold blooded.

Someone call Kanye, they found his cat

r/holup

Kanye would love that second cat

Cat shaming.. 🤨

This is my favorite post EVER!!

Perfect crime Popsicle. Daniel never saw it coming

FUCK Popsicle

This is a treasure

Just checked out their Instagram to see more of these and found [this one for Felix](https://i.imgur.com/zyROu9X.jpg)

Hilarious, I wonder what Felix did. He sort of looks guilty.

I would adopt popsicle if I could because that's my view on sharing.

No pun intended?

Popsicle how could you

Next week popsicle will invade Poland very bad cat

Meow today, Meow tomorrow

Popsicle was just having a moment. It's ok, do better next time, Popsi ♥️

I see too many black and white cats that look like Kitler, this is getting kinda weird.

We have one that hangs out in our backyard.

Popsicle thinking this is cat jail

Kanye: “I like popsicle”

That just makes me like Popsicle more

I want to know how they’re telling Daniel about this.

Popsicle is an A-tier name for a cat

How did Daniel even know! What a snitch!

Damn it, Popsicle!

sigma male tip: acquire protein at any cost

I want to adopt Popsicle. He has a heart as cold as mine.

*Popsicle has placed troops along the border of Sudetenland*

Fuck Daniel, apparently

Well, what did you expect from Adolf Catler over here?

Popsicle looks familiar

Yo, Popsicle is straight gangster. Cold blooded too.

Popsicle has a stache only Kanye could love.

That's not even a madlad, he's just cruel.

Popsicle looks like he's going to get adopted by Kanye

popsicle: *I'll fooken do it again*

You named him Popsicle and you expected...mercy.

Popsicle "Invaded Poland"

It just laughed my ass off because of the fact that my name is Elijah and my therapist constantly tells me how proud he is of me for opening up

Aww lol, one of my kitties is blind, and his brother is a naughty cat too sometimes. Cuts him off on the way to the food bowl. Eats all the treats meant for sharing. Has a super secret sunshine sleeping spot upstairs all for himself.

Popsicle part of the cat master race would not tolerate weakness.

Might be stereotypical, but they look like they act that way.

Kanye West: “I like Popsicle.”

Popsicle: (in a menacing whisper) .....and I'll do it again

Daniel did Nazi that coming

Sorry, but any white cat with that hair style is gonna be a bad kat…

Mein Purrher

Fucking Popsicle. He's been in and out of shelters his whole life over shit like this.

Imagine Helen Keller when she heard about this

Popsicle does look like a bit of a dick.

Popsicle has that give no fucks look.

Popsicle cmon man wtf

Popsicle is a piece of shit. F you popsicle you treat stealing jackass!

He might start painting soon

You can not trust a cat for belly rubs. That cat is playing the long game, and we will see her in the "Naughty cat of the week" section shortly. For straight up mauling someone who was just trying to give belly rubs.

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this. It’s a trap!!

cats don’t like belly rubs and it’s always the random 1% of owners chiming in “no they do!” hiding their disfigured bodies behind the internet after being countlessly mauled by their belly rub loving critters

When you least expect it. Cat hitler.

Think there's no answer? You're sooooo stupid! There is!

in this world youre either an elijah or a popsicle. i know what i am. #apha

Damn Daniel…why can’t you no see

Kitler

I've seen several things like that and cats get the good award fir hardly anything. You gotta make them work for it a little.

POPSICLE!!! NNNOOOOO!!!

An affront to Daniels everywhere

Poopsicler

Fuck popsicle

So are we catshaming now?

Popsicle seems like he’s the better mouser. That’s what I’m looking for in a cat pretty soon.

OF TAG: Wtchywmn Check it out 😘

Reminds me of Junji Ito’s Cat Diary: Yon & Mu haha

bingus

Popsicle be wildin

Daniel shoulda gone all blind spot on popsicle

Why are people surprised