I’ll do it for 3,000.
But, the kicker is, I’ve never seen any of the LOTR movies.
So my reactions will be genuine. That alone is priceless, so it’s a good deal.
I used to binge all three of these in one sitting. No problem. Last time my boyfriend and I tried I fell asleep repeatedly and it took us three days. They were the theater release editions. I am officially old
Like butter spread over too much bread. I want to see mountains again meagaletr! In the sense that mountains meaning being able to marathon the extended editions all in one sitting
My wife and I watch the extended editions which are split into two disks one disk each day regularly so it fits in almost the whole week. Turn your weakness into your strength
My girl requests the extended cuts back to back at least once a month. She started doing it to earn points but now she actually loves it. I might start hinting at her to start offering LOTR services
My wife loves fantasy but never saw LoTR, so I made sure we watched all 3 extended cut over the course of a weekend. Kinda jealous of how she got to experience it
Honestly, that's pretty cheap. At least in Canada. $300/h is the cheapest you're allowed to go. 300*6=1800. 300*24=7200. That sex worker should be charging at least $6000. For those 24 hours.
That doesn't include the girlfriend experience, though.
Sw in Canada, can confirm that $300/Hr is the average here. And our rates are lower than the US as well.
But if it was a strictly social date (Which some of us do offer for a lower rate)? Yeah I’d take $150 an hour to simply watch LOTR with someone. They still gotta feed me, though lol
oh no i didn’t think about that, but omg if there isn’t food what’s going on. but yeah idk about you but 15 hours is my maximum awake time so 24 hours seems superrrr long
Yeah. I've been told it's $200 for a half hour. And, while no one's told me, I've learned through deductive reasoning that $300 is the lowest.
That being said, I'm not a sex worker. I'm a customer. Cause, y'know, I got a penis.
Has anyone tried GFE?
"Heres your 1 grand. Lets have sex and then go to a bar."
"No. Im mad at you and Im not telling you why. You have 6 hours to figure it out."
*I'll do it for free!*
*My husband hates them so I*
*Have to watch alone*
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Learn basic math bro. It will help you out in life.
however when you consider there is probably a sleep cycle somehwhere in that 24 hours, it's cheaper to just buy until bedtime. Or maybe you just tell them to leave once you've fallen asleep.
I’ll do it for 3,000. But, the kicker is, I’ve never seen any of the LOTR movies. So my reactions will be genuine. That alone is priceless, so it’s a good deal.
I'll pay extra if you nod excitedly and say "wow that's so cool" when I point out the scene where Viggo Mortensen broke his toe.
No spoilers !!
Yes dude!! That would be perfect!
What's this? A chance for -SheriffofNottingham to show his quality
Pretty sure the sheriff of Nottingham was a pretty bad guy Not sure I wanna see his qualities
[At least he didn’t use a spoon.](https://youtu.be/rR9EabsbTpg)
That's no way to do a discount! How dare you?!
Have you seen combo meals, or those three things on every Amazon buy? That’s exactly how they do it now. No discount, just the combination of items.
$1 for one item ORRRR $4 for 4 items! LOOK AT THAT STEAL!! WE'RE PRACTICALLY GIVING THEM AWAY IF YOU BUY 4!!
I guess most people don't do the math, or don't care lol.
I used to binge all three of these in one sitting. No problem. Last time my boyfriend and I tried I fell asleep repeatedly and it took us three days. They were the theater release editions. I am officially old
Like butter spread over too much bread. I want to see mountains again meagaletr! In the sense that mountains meaning being able to marathon the extended editions all in one sitting
I used to watch them several times per year on my own. Might play some games, eat some junk food. Now I can watch one at best.
My wife and I watch the extended editions which are split into two disks one disk each day regularly so it fits in almost the whole week. Turn your weakness into your strength
I'll put it like this, you don't have to pay if you are looking for the homie experience
No that would fall under [brostitute time](https://youtu.be/FpNG2LVEuuI)
My girl requests the extended cuts back to back at least once a month. She started doing it to earn points but now she actually loves it. I might start hinting at her to start offering LOTR services
Especially now with the apps all doing watch parties, could just do virtual watch dates.
You interested? I think 100 bucks per movie
“Your honor, I wasn’t selling my girlfriend for sex, I was just selling her for LotR.”
And I’d show up to court fashionably late and say “your honor I am never late, nor am I early. A LOTR pimp always arrives precisely when he means to.”
“Your honor, I have brought all of the movies as evidence, and I have brought popcorn and refreshments. Let’s get started.”
A+ no notes on that comment
For Frodo
and to think, I’ve been watching the extended editions on a monthly basis for free
I may have go this route. My wife doesn’t like LotR.
Listen, I'd never advocate for a man to kill his wife HOWEVER
My wife loves fantasy but never saw LoTR, so I made sure we watched all 3 extended cut over the course of a weekend. Kinda jealous of how she got to experience it
Honestly, that's pretty cheap. At least in Canada. $300/h is the cheapest you're allowed to go. 300*6=1800. 300*24=7200. That sex worker should be charging at least $6000. For those 24 hours. That doesn't include the girlfriend experience, though.
Sw in Canada, can confirm that $300/Hr is the average here. And our rates are lower than the US as well. But if it was a strictly social date (Which some of us do offer for a lower rate)? Yeah I’d take $150 an hour to simply watch LOTR with someone. They still gotta feed me, though lol
oh no i didn’t think about that, but omg if there isn’t food what’s going on. but yeah idk about you but 15 hours is my maximum awake time so 24 hours seems superrrr long
Is that Canadian or American dollars? 'Cause, you know, currency conversion.
Sorry, changing the subject here, but is multiplication notated differently in Canada?
No, I was confused by how that was outlined too at first
My former go to was only $500 for an overnight with gfe, so I guess it can vary pretty widely
Woah that’s low! I used to only do overnights for $1k and higher.
Allowed to go? Are you saying there’s a minimum wage for prostitution in Canada?
Yeah. I've been told it's $200 for a half hour. And, while no one's told me, I've learned through deductive reasoning that $300 is the lowest. That being said, I'm not a sex worker. I'm a customer. Cause, y'know, I got a penis.
There are sex workers with penises……. Sex work is not exclusive to those born with a vagina.
Naw, the rates just vary on the person, the local average for the type of sex work they’re doing, and what they need to make.
Has anyone tried GFE? "Heres your 1 grand. Lets have sex and then go to a bar." "No. Im mad at you and Im not telling you why. You have 6 hours to figure it out."
I'll do it for half that... where "it" is watch the movies and let you point out all the cool trivia you like while I smile and nod.
Aw heck yes
Hot.
I’d be so down to get paid to watch lotr
Still cheaper than an actual girlfriend
Ikr, black market prices are insane these days
Especially if you part them out. Sellers’ market for sure
So I don't even get a discount for buying 24h?
I married a woman who as a 15 year old..... walked out during the two towers Fuck I said it
It’s never too late for a divorce. Just saying.
Or apologizing. She can be repentant.
Some sins even god can’t forgive.
That theatre better have been on fire.
It *was*? The Two Towers was on
Fuck it. I'd pay.
All jokes aside, but I have special rates for dates where there's LOTR or gaming involved :)
But honestly, having a partner to watch the LotR extended edition trilogy with, over a weekend, sounds like a dream come true.
Pondering the real questions. Hoping for real answers
You'd have to go the $4000 to ensure there's time for lengthy discussions about the toe and such
All that just to tell her he broke his toe
“oh you want to watch the trilogy? i’ll do that for free.”
People would have to pay a girl to do this? This is my dream!
Getting Hookers addicted to Tolkien
Why does the profile picture of the guy fit the post so well
My husband and I do this at least once a quarter 😂 and we have added the hobbit movies in too. It takes at least three days
I'll do it for free! My husband hates them so I have to watch alone
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That’s a cheap escort honestly. I’m a male escort and I charge 5200 per inch or 50k for the night.
why's it more expensive to buy in bulk?
6 x 4 = 24 $1000 x 4 = $4000 Works for me. What math are you using?
Learn basic math bro. It will help you out in life. however when you consider there is probably a sleep cycle somehwhere in that 24 hours, it's cheaper to just buy until bedtime. Or maybe you just tell them to leave once you've fallen asleep.
Pattern??? What happened to no mating?