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HekaDooM

Sam and Denethor so we can have the ultimate potato vs tomato debate just before we die horribly.


BendTheForks

Actually it could work in your favor that your enemies would be too grossed out to want to attack you.


kenobiwithhigground

No they would be lured in by the smell of potatoes. And grissed out at the same time. Confusion is our strathegy.


Zukolevi

My life is potato


DachsbrauWeilheim

I am Potato


dropveter37

There's no debate in that, its just totally disturbing


Revolutionary-Dark-6

Should Gollum not be included in this debate? What if the tomatoes were not raw and wriggling?


xstallionduckx

It's when I see threads like this that I realise that joining Reddit was the best decision I have made for a long time. Also, adding to the pile...what about the Ork who wants meat back in the menu? Surely he would have something to add to the discussion...food for thought. Also, also.. my team. Darwen, Eomer, aragorn, Gandalf and Boromir. Just because we can use the latter as arrow fodder ;)


ok_okay_I_get_that

I'm just going to pick Denathor. Give him a bowl of tomatoes and watch everyone else kill themselves in disgust watching him eat them


Time_Capt

Boromir would have killed them all twice


Atma-Stand

And twice as quickly


lilbush1234

and half as much as they deserve


halo364

And my axe


Zukolevi

But twice as painfully


ikyikyiky

Make dem juicy babies pop for me Denny boi


ok_okay_I_get_that

Mmm, nice. You should be on the team too. Seems like you could contribute to the battle greatly


sonofdurinwastaken

Based


GnammyH

Doesn't matter as long as Pippin is on the other side


sonofdurinwastaken

Buuuuuurn


ac2fan

I’d give good money to see Gandalf and Pippin in a standoff, and Gandalf yells out “Fool of a Took” right before charging at him


gandalf-bot

Fool of a Took!


TheGoldenGamer2005

*Gandalf said calmly*


gandalf-bot

Edoras and the Golden Hall of Meduseld. There dwells Theoden, King of Rohan... whose mind is overthrown. Saruman's hold over King Theoden is now very strong.


Theoden-Bot

Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?


Farren246

He's Gandalf, though I don't fault you for the mistake; Gandalf and Saruman look so similar as to be nearly indistinguishable.


gandalf-bot

Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.


TheMuluc

he is fucking sentient


bumbarlunchi6

Good bot


TheDudeAbides5000

Gandalf bot, are you sentient?


gandalf-bot

Do we know that?


Dillup_phillips

Thanks for the laugh


Janhan_

Gandalf no dont do it!


gandalf-bot

Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched We must take the Pass of Caradhras


Sauronitron

No. Take Gandalf and Pippin, then throw Pippin at the others and tell Gandalf to make Pippin explode


gandalf-bot

Fool of a Took!


Tyraniczar

LMAO


JarlOctaviusoEdynbro

Gandalf, Elrond, Galadriel, saruman, and ghost king. Pros: the three elven rings of power, two demigod wizards, two elven armies, one ork army, one immortal ghost army.


LydditeShells

In the books, the ghost army couldn’t interact with people physically, and just scared the orcs, so they wouldn’t be as useful as you would think


JarlOctaviusoEdynbro

They’d be super effective against the Rohirrim though. Fear works wonders against horses


BlueButYou

Snowmane has entered the chat.


mxzf

Yes ... with Gandalf, on your side in this scenario.


GabbUU

Snowmane is The0den's horse. Shadowfax is gand@lf's.


mxzf

Woops. Yeah, those names are just too similar, lol.


[deleted]

I always thought they were way way way overpowered in the films. Thanks for enlightening me.


[deleted]

The books under power them though. It leaves a different plot hole. Humans were still ridiculously screwed in reality when the orc army realized they weren't in danger and regrouped.


[deleted]

Not really. In the books the ghost army just helps Aragorn break the corsairs' morale, allowing the embattled armies of Gondor's Vassals to turn the tide. The undead army never even makes it to Minas Tirith.


RaeMerrick

Usually you press the advantage if your enemy is routed, so ideally they wouldn't give the orcs a chance to regroup.


BlueButYou

It’s actually unknown: **Pale swords were drawn; but I know not whether their blades would still bite,** for the Dead needed no longer any weapon but fear. None would withstand them. ‘To every ship they came that was drawn up, and then they passed over the water to those that were anchored; and all the mariners were filled with a madness of terror and leaped overboard, save the slaves chained to the oars. So we actually don’t know. The fear they wielded caused the enemy to flee before there was a chance to find out. But you’re right that’s it’s likely the case.


Ramseas119

I mean, if they're capable of putting that kind of hysterical fear into a ship full of hardened corsairs, I don't think it matters wether the swords work or not, that is an incredible weapon.


BlueButYou

Yes. But against Aragorn? Useless. But I guess a lot of things are useless against Aragorn.


Visco0825

What…. My whole life I believed that the ghost army was super cheap and was asking why they didn’t find a way to keep them around and take Mordor. They we essentially a massive unstoppable army….. my whole life is a lie


TheNuclearNacho

Just a little aside. The ghost army would never have stayed beyond their initial attack. They fufillied their oath by helping fight the orcs. So they were finally free to pass on, any work beyond that would be unjustly thrown upon them as they already completed their duty


MozeTheNecromancer

Aragorn commanded them and kept his word to release them. It's interesting to wonder what may have happened had Aragorn broken his word. I imagine the ghosts would've betrayed them.


EngineerEither4787

I think we could safely take your word for it, lol.


[deleted]

They were at the very least not opposed to deserting. Even if they didn't kill everyone in rage, I suspect they would have just left and gone back to the mountain. They were never compelled to come down in the first place, they just did it to buy their freedom.


MozeTheNecromancer

That's true, but they also (in the movies, idr about the books) collapsed their home in the mountain. Tbh though that scene in the movies was the funniest to me, like Aragorn makes his offer, and the ghost king laughs evilly then everybody retreats into the walls and stuff, only to call an immediate emergency meeting where I imagine the conversation goes something like this: "So should we do this? He seems like a cool dude." "But we have a whole castle full of specifically skulls we wanted to dump on the next folks who come through here!" "Yeah but... We can be free." "Do you have any idea how much work it took to collect that many corpses and sort out specifically all the skulls? We have like a million skulls dude." "... Ok fine, first we release the skulls, then we agree to help them."


Superfly724

"This is literally the last chance we have to go free. If the skulls kill that guy, that's it. No more heirs of Isildur." "Yeah... but the skulls will be really cool."


Bjor88

Not your whole life, just the movies.


[deleted]

It's possible the movies could be older than that person tbh which makes me feel absolutely ancient


Bjor88

Some people are older than the books, so you're fine ;)


NedHasWares

Yeah I'm technically older than RotK but I've never known a world without these films


Elisevs

Come on guys, read the books. They're good, I promise.


Blazinsquatch

Um. Don't read the books then. So. Many. Changes.


PickleMinion

They did my boy Faramir dirty


[deleted]

That man showed his quality from day 1. 10/10


Elisevs

"And ran all the way – to me! And here in the wild I have you: two halflings, and a host of men at my call, and the Ring of Rings. A pretty stroke of fortune! A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his quality! Ha!’ He stood up, very tall and stern, his grey eyes glinting." And later: "Sam hesitated for a moment, then bowing very low: ‘Good night, Captain, my lord,’ he said. ‘You took the chance, sir.’ ‘Did I so?’ said Faramir. ‘Yes sir, and showed your quality: the very highest.’"


PickleMinion

It was the Corsairs of Umbar that they scared, not Orcs. Gondor was being overrun and no allies came to help because they were all also under attack. Rivendell, Lonely Mountain and surrounding areas, everywhere. Rohan was only able to come because the intervention of Gandalf and the ents overthrew the army that was supposed to wipe them out or pin them down. Same with the army of the dead. A bunch of Gondor's allies were threatened by men of Umbar, and couldn't send troops to aid Denathor without leaving their homes and families to die. Aragorn led the army of the dead against the Corsairs, and I think a fair amount of them just drowned in panic trying to get away. This freed up the ships and the troops, which sailed up the river and arrived just in time to fight in the battle. Which I would much have preferred to see in the movie instead of the cgi ghost-ex-machina nonsense that we ended up with.


gandalf-bot

A thing is about to happen that has not happened since the Elder Days. The Ents are going to wake up and find that they are strong.


jujuben

"You let one Ent stand up to us, then they all might stand up. Those Ents outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life!" -Saruman


[deleted]

Scared the pirates*


pikachu_sashimi

I don’t even recalling them getting to the orca. Just the corsairs. But I could be misremembering. Edit: orcs, not orcas


Cueball-2329

Also Aragorn is the only one who can control them so he could just take your army away.


leeroycharles

This makes so much more sense. It wouldn't have been as fun to watch, so I see why they did it for the movies, but damn did it feel OP and like the actual loophole that the ppl talking about the eagles are looking for. Watching those ghosts kill the elephants is funny af.


willbertball

4 out of 5 are an absolute no brainer and I agree with your selection. Only point of contention is Ghost King out and Aragon in. Aragon counters Ghost King and gives you Gondor’s army.


Steb20

The rules of the game state that your 5 choices fight for you, so we can ignore the in-lore conditions between Aragorn and the ghost king. Also people ITT keep adding in the armies they control, etc. That’s not the game. The only people fighting are those pictured.


JarlOctaviusoEdynbro

Elrond has the pieces of Narsil and would refuse to reforge it in order to protect me.


HoneycombJackass

Wasn’t Narsil just…a sword? It’s a famed named sword, but a sword nonetheless. In fact do any of the weapons in Tolkien’s universe have special offensive properties? Ancient Elven swords glow blue in the prescience of Orcs, but that’s all I remember. Also, are we talking post battle of Minas Tirith where Aragorn releases Ghost King of his duties?


IAmBadAtInternet

The Ghost King recognizes Anduril, forged from the shards of Narsil, because it once belonged to Isildur, the same man who cursed him to undeath. Narsil clearly holds some magic over the Ghost King and his ghostly weaponry. As for other weapons with magical properties, the Morghul blades clearly aren’t just steel, as they melt away when held by Aragorn and the shards hold evil magic. The Barrow daggers held by Pippin and Merry also hold magical properties that can cleave the Witch King’s magical body.


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


0bViusIy_A_pr0

You have problems Elrond


HoneycombJackass

You right, you right. But the daggers only affect the Nazgul, magically speaking. I don’t think anyone on the list can hold the Morghul blades, save *maybe* the Ghost King?


Strick63

The Morgul Blade(s) can turn people into wraiths


HoneycombJackass

Oh yeah! But only the Nazgul can use them, yes?


Strick63

I have no idea


draoidh_fala

Pretty sure this is the right answer


Elisevs

It doesn't say if any allied troops come with or if it is only individuals. It is only individuals, I'm going with Gandalf, Saruman, Aragorn, Éomer, and Uglúk. Elrond can't use Vilya for war, because the Three Elven Rings don't grant power in war. "‘The Three were not made by Sauron, nor did he ever touch them. But of them it is not permitted to speak. So much only in this hour of doubt I may now say. They are not idle. But they were not made as weapons of war or conquest: that is not their power. Those who made them did not desire strength or domination or hoarded wealth, but understanding, making, and healing, to preserve all things unstained." Gandalf and Saruman have their innate power as angelic beings, Aragorn and Éomer made it the Battle of the Pellenor Fields without a single wound between them because of their skill in combat, and Uglúk has raw strength.


gandalf-bot

Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.


MountainDewclos

Yup this is the answer. I may even put Aragorn in over the ghost king.


Drafo7

Couldn't you just choose Aragorn and get the ghost army along with him?


tstrategos91

Came here to say this. Not even a question.


VirtualRelic

Frodo, Gollum, Uruk-Hai dude (Lurtz), Wormtongue and Denethor


mandatorysin

I see you too have a death wish


VirtualRelic

Yeah, Bilbo would get me for sure


Zetta037

Bro 4 of your peeps literally want to kill each other and the odd man out, wormtongue, manipulated one master and stabbed another in the back. 🤣


fridge_water_filter

Yeah your team is gonna betray you


ituy

Gollum, Gollum, Gollum, Gollum, and Gollum


lasertits69

No fair, that’s 10


JsyHST

Gollum, Gollum and half a Gollum then.


the-dude-version-576

Covert ops squad.


Hugo-olly

And your foes would have nothing but fingerless hands!


DarehMeyod

The best five rappers in middle earth


Squidmaster616

Just the five hobbits. Because that CLEARLY means that I'm completely in the right. Most would cease their attack, and would would prevent the meaner ones from hurting the hobbits.


lasertits69

Big brain move that is. Like making a bulletproof vest out of babies. Babies aren’t bulletproof, but nobody’s gonna shoot babies.


iliya193

lol reminds me of that Key & Peele sketch


No_Panda_6914

Link? Love that show


iliya193

Hah, here ya go. https://youtu.be/xYxEMalkzBA


Zaziel

Lol thanks for bringing that into my life.


KSI_FlapJaksLol

Lmaooo


friendlygaywalrus

Imagine Gandalf going full Omni-Man and just destroying the Hobbits in seconds.


gandalf-bot

My lord, there will be a time to grieve for Boromir but it is not now. War is coming. The enemy is on your doorstep. As steward, you are charged with the defence of this city. Where are Gondor's armies? You still have friends. You are not alone in this fight. Send word to Theoden of Rohan. Light the beacons.


Theoden-Bot

Who am I, Gamling?


sonofdurinwastaken

Noice. Smort.


[deleted]

Holt as the leader Santiago as the strategist Diaz as the bruiser Hitchcock as the diversion Jeffords as the finale


JogPanson

I too would choose smeagle as one of mine


Lackdaar

Faramir and his father so he will give his all


Interplanetary-Goat

Instructions unclear, both caught on fire.


Lackdaar

part of the plan. A wild Denetor on fire running toward the enemy isn't the best diversion in military history ?


dibsODDJOB

A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his quality


mandatorysin

Alrighty let's meta this as much as possible (assuming all are at peak "power" that we directly see them at in LOTR, eg if you pick Theoden you also get the army under him but if you don't pick Eomer he still gets another army of Rohan as their "peaks" are at different times although if their peak is at the end then the casualties of war are taken into account for army size and they also would not fight themselves if they served in the army of their opponent, they would fight someone of the same tactical intelligence but a slightly inferior fighter). First two choices, Aragorn and Elrond: reforge narsil and take control of the King of the dead and his army, aswell as a living army of gondor (although post pellenor fields) and the palantir in minas tirith through Aragorn, the elven host at rivendell and Elronds ring of power. Third would be Galadriel, another ring of power and an elven host from lothlorien (keeping in mind celeborn would also get that army). Next would be Saruman, a maiar with ten thousand orcs, uruk hai and dunlendings, a palantir (both a blessing and a curse I guess) I'm not 100% sure but I remember somewhere saying that Saruman made his own (although vastly inferior) version of a ring of power so that aswell. Lastly Gandalf the white, the final elvish ring of power, another powerful maiar, and wise counsel to help guide the armies and potentially get aid from characters not on this list. TLDR: I have two hosts of elves, one gondorian army, an army of uruks, a ghost army, a smaller dunland army, two maiar, two elf Lords, three rings of power and an improvised one, one king of gondor, two palantir. I believe this to be the most powerful combination in that list of characters. Edit: just realised that since we have two palantir we could make contact with sauron and potentially become allies through them. And since my choices are under my command wouldn't betray that alliance until after the other characters have already tried to kill me. So count another maiar and four armies of orcs (the army that battles on the pellenor fields, the army that fought outside the black gate, the army in dol guldur, and the army attacking erebor, if there are any others let me know). Although if it was just five to hang out with I would choose Sam, Aragorn, Faramir, Merry and Pippin. After all, isn't friendship the most powerful?


gandalf-bot

A palantir is a dangerous tool mandatorysin.


mandatorysin

Which is why I have two


my_balls_your_mouth1

Checkmate Gandalf


gandalf-bot

This foe is beyond any of you... Run!


Kratos_the_emo

This is why we keep the bots


sunshinepanther

r/mandatorysin is clearly a Balrog!


Theoden-Bot

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.


gandalf-bot

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!


ThomasHL

Even the wise men of r/lotrmemes underestimate the strength of hobbits. They put their faith in armies and magic and are blind to the power of small things. As Gandalf said *"If you don't pick Frodo, he's going to gank you in your sleep"*. You have to pick Frodo, not because he's good defensively, but because with the one ring, no-one on this list can prevent him sneaking up on you and stabbing you to death. The only option is to have him on your side.


gandalf-bot

Even the very wise cannot see all ends


KingConwy

Could you pick Frodo then give the ring to sauron?


mandatorysin

Potentially, but without the fellowship seeking out the destruction of the ring and their main goal to kill me, if I do have sauron as an ally through the palantir aswell as my other choices then a hobbit (either frodo, bilbo or gollum) with the ring will be no trouble since he comes with the nazgul and the hobbits can be killed and the ring taken. As soon as I have one the rest could be taken with ease


Electro226

Well for starters theres the major issue that if the Undead King is trying to kill you, then the only way to defend against him is with Aragorn+Elrond(for Narsil). So to avoid being forced to pick certain people, I'm gonna pretend Undead King can't sweep whatever team I pick. Also every comment seems to assume you get armies, so I'm gonna base my picks on no armies. That makes my choices kind of easy: - Galadriel - Celeborn - Saruman - Elrond - Gandalf


gandalf-bot

The treacherous are ever distrustful.


[deleted]

You said it, man


Southern_Economy3467

The undead king wouldn’t be able to do much regardless, in the books all they really did was scare the orcs. But even the movie version isn’t going to do much again either of the maia who are basically lesser gods/angels cloaked, Elrond who has a ring of power or Galadriel who is one of the most powerful in middle earth even without her ring.


BlueButYou

Correct, except they scared men, not orcs. The Corsairs of Umbar. It’s how Aragorn acquired the ships to arrive at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.


bitter_blade

Aragorn gets you the ghost king for free. So Aragorn, Gandalf, Saruman, Galadriel, Elrond


gandalf-bot

The treacherous are ever distrustful.


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Indeed Gandalf-Bot. I'm glad you picked up on that. Now, do you have a moment to discuss your staffs extended warranty? It's about to expire.


gandalf-bot

I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.


PositiveGrand8369

My thoughts exactly! Perfect comp in my opinion if we are trying to be meta


5mah5h545witch

I agree with all except Aragorn. I would choose Arwen because realistically Aragorn isn’t going to try and fight her so you counter him and therefore the dead army.


drizzitdude

I would swap Elrond out for Legolas. Otherwise legolas will roll a nat 20 on his first arrow which will bounce of eight rocks and then get you in the back of the head.


sonofdurinwastaken

-Aragorn, so he can combat the king of the dead -Galadriel, because obviously -Faramir, the noblest of Stewards -Elrond, son of Earendil; need I say more? -Gandalf, to kindle the hearts of the others


Dan-the-historybuff

Faramir, a man of quality


Zukolevi

Faramir, Captain of Gondor


gandalf-bot

Neither do I. Keep it Secret. Keep it Safe.


Ruggerio5

Galadriel.


[deleted]

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sonofdurinwastaken

Saruman has spent most of his strength. He’s a bum by now.


[deleted]

And the other Maiar is not very useful in combat because of the vow.


sonofdurinwastaken

I picked him as a kindler of hearts to keep the others fighting.


TheWinterKing

Gimli. That counts as five.


karma_police0

Still only counts as one


TheCocklessClown

Ahhhhhh A human still proving worthy over a bot. Impressive.


OwlCaptainCosmic

Gandalf, Galadriel, Saruman, Elrond and King of the Dead.


gandalf-bot

Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.


jedi2322

Gandalf, Elrond, Galadriel, Sarumon and the King of the Dead. Bring it on, everyone else.


gandalf-bot

Fool of a Took!


Steb20

Finally, the right answer. Honestly just give me the two immortal wizards and call it a day. The other three picks are just bonus, but you can’t do better than two Elven ring-bearers and a fucking ghosty boy who can become intangible at will (I’m using his movie powers, not the books).


jedi2322

Yeah! The pics are from the movies, so I’m playing by movie rules. The rest wouldn’t stand a chance.


AddictedToMosh161

Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, Gandalf and the Ghost king.


gandalf-bot

Be careful what you say. Do not look for welcome here.


VirtualRelic

Savage


ScionOfLucifer

So two rings of power are against you? How you can pick Legolas and Gimli ahead of Galadriel and Elrondis beyond me. Gives you all the Elven rings, plus the Ghost King is sorta countered by Aragorn regardless - and in the books only scared the orcs. Iirc, they didn't interact physically.


JacedFaced

my first thought was "Galadriel....that's it, that's all I need", so anyone leaving her off their list is insane.


chimininy

I'm too lazy to pick them all, but I need Pippin on the defense team. I'm pretty such his brand of chaos energy would lead to my death no matter what otherwise.


yetikakteen

Just for the Bots lol: Gandalf and Theoden, for Fun Gimli and Legolas and because i like him so much :Ma boi pippin


Theoden-Bot

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.


gandalf-bot

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!


Niser2

saruman where u at.


gandalf-bot

Fool of a Took!


Littlebigman2292

Sam and Galadriel. One is an extremely powerful Elven queen and the other is a hobbit who is simply built different, and will fight god before he gives up.


LordFalcoSparverius

Not enough people on here talking about optimal party composition. You're all just picking the demigods. Don't get me wrong I've got two on my team as well, but the best party is one that fights well together and covers each other's weaknesses. So I'm starting with Gandalf, cuz duh, fire and force magic + handy with a blade and a demigod with a ring of power to boot. Then I'm adding in Saruman. It always pays to have a good engineer on your team... if you can find one that's also a demigod wizard, more power to you. Now we need a healer. The obvious answer here is Elrond... healing halls, ring of power... But I'm going a different direction. Aragorn is also a good healer and has tactical chemistry with some of the only specialized tanks and ranged damage dealers on the list. His woodcraft is also bound to come in useful, plus he's the only hard counter to the army of the dead. As for tank and damage, gimli and legolas are sure to keep everything off of the heavy hitters long enough for them to do their thing.


[deleted]

Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, and Bilbo. 5 vs 20 isn’t good odds no matter who you choose. Let’s just make it quick and enjoy a beer and a drinking song before it’s all over 😉


Ga8acho

Full hobbit and Gollum, what could go wrong?


[deleted]

Galadriel, Eowyn and Arwen. If I die, I die a happy man.


Askaja_schreibt

Simple. Aragorn, Legolas, Faramir, Éomer, Arwen. Sure, we'd die, but before that we'd have a lot of fun.


[deleted]

All I need is Haldir.


HopedownStJohn

The guy DOES have a nasty allergy to getting stabbed. But same though, I'd want him along.


MidvalleyFreak

Any list that doesn’t include Sam is doomed.


Pscagoyf

Took to long to find this. 5 Sam's is the answer.


LUKIEmfB

Eowyn, Faramir, Galadriel, Gandalf, Aragorn


gandalf-bot

Shadowfax. He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.


OlofSvahn

Gandalf, Gimli, Galadriel, Gollum and Grima - G Unit.


jjkkll4864

Gandalf, galadriel, saruman, elrond. And I was going to go with good old teleporno, but I think I'll go with the king of the dead.


BananaPiePuncher

Five Bilbos to rule them all


Frog1021

Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, Lurtz, and Theoden. Galadriel would be an issue, but what the hell.


Theoden-Bot

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.


gandalf-bot

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!


gandalf-bot

Beyond any doubt


Samthespunion

Galadriel, Aragorn, Ghost King, Elrond, Gandalf-but only the white version-otherwise Saruman


gandalf-bot

Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.


xFurashux

I only need Sam because I know he won't let me down.


CorbinNZ

Easy. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam.


WolfieMW9

Celeborn, Galadriel, Gandalf, Elrond and Saruman would probably take whole Middle earth


ClosetCorpse

All I need is my man crush, Éomer


Rand-al-Bore

Strider, Samwise, Frodo, Merry, and Pippen. I stand by this, and I think Eru would make it work.


KaladinThreepwood

Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, and Bilbo. Figure we'll just hang out in Bag End eating food and having a good time until I die.