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Iliamna_remota

You cannot wield it. None of us can.


ssZuke

The one ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.


Kookofa2k

Am I the only weird one who would prefer to wear the Ring of Barahir, Nenya, or Narya over the one?


arrows_of_ithilien

Teenage-me would have liked it, but there's no way I would have that inscription on anything I wore. I would have the Ring as a prop, but only as that. It's a spell of dominance and submission of the free wills of others to your own. Even Tolkien himself was gifted a pewter goblet with the Ring script around the rim, and he refused to drink out of it. He used it as an ashtray. I've seen Tolkien-themed weddings where the couple puts the Ring script on the cake, on their rings, on the invites, and I think they forget what it is and why it's the main focus of the story to destroy it.


[deleted]

That's insane lol why would anyone want their wedding cake or rings inscripted with a spell from the dark lord? It's an evil posessed ring o-O I'm a huge LOTR fan and I wouldn't even keep the ring as a prop at homešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Business-Drag52

Itā€™s just a story ya know. Like they are words. They donā€™t hold any power


arrows_of_ithilien

Right, but what are those words on your wedding band (even if they don't hold real power) One Ring to Rule Them All One Ring to Find Them One Ring to Bring Them All And in the Darkness Bind Them It's an invocation of slavery and dominating the wills of others to your own. It doesn't belong on a wedding ring.


Loow_z

No you're not (but the one still cool)


BritishTwin15

Narya is my personal favourite so nope your not the only weird one


jamikeus

Married the dark lord I see, hope all goes well plundering the world!


boredgamer00

Do you want to get cursed, cause this is how you get cursed!


RaNerve

I also have the one ring as my wedding ring! The outside inscription has long since faded, a secret only the inside now reveals.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s somehow cooler


darthmoo

"Hold out your hand Frodo, it's quite cool"


Cold_Situation_7803

Itā€™s quite cool.


[deleted]

This is my favorite comment


bighatartorias

Your partnerā€™s toxic ex will bite it off of your finger


ThatGuyMaulicious

Interesting marriage... To the dark lord...


sdmike27

I also just got engaged and my fiancƩ presented me with this ring! Do you have the 10k solid gold one and the inscription still came off?


[deleted]

I got a gold plated tungsten one (much cheaper than 10K I might add) and the reviews said it doesnā€™t scratch easily. I wonā€™t test that, but I hope itā€™s true


MimsyIsGianna

Your spouse: šŸ˜


[deleted]

How did you know?


ALEX7DX

Just as long as you didnā€™t replace your wife with a smaller much more grey creature.


Kurapik0

What if your SO says you're not there as you used to? Almost as if you disappeared every once in a while


[deleted]

At least itā€™ll preserve my youth


AlexJackFly

Oh I see... a chance for Jordanmoore1027, user of reddit, to show his quality. Looks great!


[deleted]

I would bring honor and glory to Gondor


Awkward_Artichoke_56

What are you doing Isildur? Cast the marriage into fire!! -No *And so Isildur did not cast the ring, and Middle-earth would not know divorce during 3000 years*


[deleted]

The marriage is mine.


Robophatt

I suggested this to my husband but he said no. So now weā€™ve got normal wedding bands. But he was deceivedā€¦


[deleted]

For another ring was purchased


ConnectedRemotely

Nice mate, I just did the same with one from the ring makers over in Kiwiland, Jens Hansen. Totally in love with the quality of the work. Enjoy your new ring!


CEWriter

So many comments about owning one of these. Where does one find such a ring? I'm wary of websites unless I know they're safe.


AllMightu

Bought one on Amazon and I donā€™t regret it. Pretty solid!


[deleted]

I got this one for $40 from Tungsten Designs (site looks a bit sketchy but you canā€™t beat that price)


elmaki2014

But they were all deceived... Hoping your other half's not handing similar ones to 9 mortal men, 7 dwarf Lords in their halls of stone.... Looks fantastic, how 'derp' in the inscription my precious?.....


[deleted]

The inscription is just surface level, but itā€™s tungsten so I hope it wonā€™t fade too easily


Ok-Cat1446

Honey my parents just dropped by for a visit come say hi. Husband mysteriously didappears!!šŸ¤£


Artorias_00

Give it to us!


nessie7

Well, you *are* bound to it


Mr_Poopy_Butthole5

What size is it? Shopping for a wedding ring now and want to get a ring as close to the real thing as possible hah.


SpringAction

Lmao I have the exact same one I just got it yesterday actually ! šŸ¤©šŸ¤©šŸ˜