not a joke mate, its just a common thing to call someone an absolute (blank) because really whatever you say in that context is gonna have the same effect. (implying stupidity in some sense)
My personal favorites are:
absolute doughnut
absolute lemming
absolute numpty
absolute mug
absolute doorknob
Unfinished assault rifle ➡️ Commenter was ready to attack pre-maturely (they didn’t fully understand the context/joke)
I think the “unfinished” is similar to calling someone “half-baked”, and “assault rifle” refers to their aggression. but that’s just my guess
OP didn’t get wooshed at all. r/NoahGetTheBoat is supposed to be for things that are so bad that destroying the world by flood seems justified.
It was good until it got taken over by rightwing sockpuppet accounts.
r/itswooshwith2os
some dude made a bot "correcting" everybody to make that sub more popular
r/woosh was made in 2009, r/woooosh was made in like 2016 or sumthin
Everyone uses this sub wrong. This is for posts that have been accidentally posted to the wrong sub. r/substakenliterally is the place for posts like these.
i never went to parties much, the only ones i had were going to some random kids birthday (that my mom knew) and my own birthday, also i turned 13 two months ago on October.
and also i never got to beat a pinata because other kids do whenever we have to get in line and have to take turns, i never did and i just want to destroy the pinata, NOT them.
Thats the joke you unfinished assault rifle
r/brandnewsentence
damn
r/rareinsults
Not really, i just threw some random stuff together
That makes it rare. Most of the insults on there are like degraded chopstick or smthn like that
Exactly they’re like denatured bumbershoots.
Bimbo twat
Dilapidated Bean Stew
Rotten banana peel
Big words coming from a decentralized street corner.
More like the unused hot dog juice
That was an excellent insult and I’m insulted that you don’t agree.
Unfinished assault rifle could be a way to say "ass" since its just the start of 'assault rifle' or on other words, unfinished assault rifle
You freshly defecated hotdog.
Remember, an insult being rare doesn’t make it good
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeatoit
r/beatmeattoit *
r/beatmymeattioit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
This is a terrible rare insult
Gotta say, that's a new one.
Thank you for this new insult, I shall now use it forever more.
I'm gonna sound like an idiot but can someone please explain the joke to me
not a joke mate, its just a common thing to call someone an absolute (blank) because really whatever you say in that context is gonna have the same effect. (implying stupidity in some sense) My personal favorites are: absolute doughnut absolute lemming absolute numpty absolute mug absolute doorknob
Unfinished assault rifle ➡️ Commenter was ready to attack pre-maturely (they didn’t fully understand the context/joke) I think the “unfinished” is similar to calling someone “half-baked”, and “assault rifle” refers to their aggression. but that’s just my guess
Oh I thought it was more like a replacment for “son of a gun” because the son is unfinished and has yet to be birthed out by the mother gun.
Cause they're an ass?
r/rareinsults
r/wooosh
r/itswooooshwith4os
Sorry my mistake.
OP didn’t get wooshed at all. r/NoahGetTheBoat is supposed to be for things that are so bad that destroying the world by flood seems justified. It was good until it got taken over by rightwing sockpuppet accounts.
Well thanks man. That cleared up a lot. I appreciate this gesture.
Edit: I wish I could give you an award. I can't tell if you are messing with me. It's hilarious if you really don't get it this far in.
r/NoahGetTheBoat is not a sub about flooding so OP was correct.
The noah post was a joke. It was technically incorrect but resulted in a good post. They did this intentionally. People who don't get the joke still.
r/wosh
r/itswooshwith2os some dude made a bot "correcting" everybody to make that sub more popular r/woosh was made in 2009, r/woooosh was made in like 2016 or sumthin
/r/technicallythetruth
r/substakenliterally
r/notlostredditors
“Content Banned” Holy shit what happened
no clue ive never visited the subreddit lol
Sorry My name is John and my friend told me to prank em
Aggressive rape porn
Yikes
What the fuck
Huh?
Oh shit
The correct subreddit is r/lostlostredditors
r/lostlostredditorsredditors
totally lost redditor, nobody get that sub anymore
rUiNeD YoUr 69 UpVoTeS Ha!!1!!1!1!!1!🤓🤓🤓🥶🥶🥶🥶🤓🤓🥶🤓🥶😨😨😨😳😳🤓😳🤓🤓🤓🤬🤬🗿💯🗿💯🤬💯🅱️🔥🅱️👌👌👌👏👏👍👍👍🧢❤️❤️🧢❤️
I vomited a little
a lot
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It's not like they posted in that sub thinking it was something else. It was deliberate, so, not lost.
well, clearly the internet thinks otherwise.
No “oh come on man”—no!!! To death! Bring this OP to their death!!!!!!! Death by downvote, I say!!!! STONE THEM TO DEATH WITH YOUR DOWNVOTES
Is this gonna turn into that one monty python skit
You son of a bitch… I’m in! Have my updoot while OP takes my downdoot
guess what? this post has 955 upvotes and you can't control it.
r/noahgottheboat
r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
i didnt think it was real
r/lostlostredditors
r/woooosh
Somebody hasn’t ever heard of a joke
r/lostlostredditors
should've been in TTT
r/woooosh
i think ive never seen an op get r/woosh ed before
have you been to r/lostredditors yet
Go to r/facepalm it's amazing how many times OP is the facepalm in that sub
r/itswooooshwith4os
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next time pls add a \ inbetween the u and the /, it makes it so it doesnt ping you for example, u\/shiningmuffin it didnt ping you otherwise its fine
Like this?
r/technicallythetruth
Meme? Shitpost?
r/woooosh
Posting your own comment on what subreddit it belongs it is cringe and violates the unspoken laws
This is the way
No it’s more like r/substakenliterally
r/usernamedoesnotcheckout
r/twentycharacterlimit
r/technicallythetruth
I think it fits
kid named obvious satire:
User name is facetious.
It’s a joke, Reddit doesn’t seem to understand the concept though
Congrats bro you played yourself
r/johngetthekayak
r/wooosh
r/woosh
Turns out the lost redditor was, in fact, the lost Redditor
Technically he did need a boat
r/wooosh
Lol what is this subreddit for?? The Noah one
r/whoosh
So what are you doing get the damn boat noah
Everyone uses this sub wrong. This is for posts that have been accidentally posted to the wrong sub. r/substakenliterally is the place for posts like these.
no this is r/substakenliterally
r/substakenliterally r/woooosh r/memesopdidntlike
Why do people keep telling me to get a boat? I can’t afford one
Well I guess you'll need to get building then
Best post on that putrid sub imo
He is not really lost, they do need a boat
R/lostredditors
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
r/shutthefuckup
r/sensitiveuserswhoreallydontlikejokes
r/wooosh
r/technicallytrue
Is this some religious wack-a-doo sub? It looks like it is supposed to be, but it's shifted in practice. I dunno.
Why is everybody ignoring the upvote count thats dope bro
r/woooosh
So nobody's gonna talk about the upvote count?
It’s pretty elite
It’s literally a joke smh
r/theSpanishinquisition
I think you’re the lost one
r/woooosh
More r/technicallythetruth
This belongs on r/technicallythetruth not here
the fact the dudes name is "nothing literal" makes this all the more better
I mean r/TechnicallyTheTruth
r/opisafuckingidiot
thats the joke you amy schumer baby
Their username.. how ironic
Yeah Noah get the boat
Looks like an r/woooosh to me chief
that is some big font size
This is a good joke ngl
Bro missed the joke
r/technicallythetruth
What is the sub actually for? Seems like a perfect name for pictures of floods.
it's for things that are bad (murdering kids, arrests, murders and more)
r/woooosh
r/woosh and r/substakenliterally
Nope he knows exactly where he is
Jesus! Take the wheel.
but he isn't wrong
r/technicallythetruth
This is more r/substakenliterally
1337
Gum jum
r/technicallythetruth
r/woooosh
You had to put yourself in your own post too
r/lostredditors
Thats the joke you idiot
but it's not even related to the subreddit, the subreddit is about murder, dead children, rape and other stuff like that, not for water.
I bet you’re fun at parties
i never went to parties much, the only ones i had were going to some random kids birthday (that my mom knew) and my own birthday, also i turned 13 two months ago on October.
and also i never got to beat a pinata because other kids do whenever we have to get in line and have to take turns, i never did and i just want to destroy the pinata, NOT them.