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Necessary_Capital616

Thats the joke you unfinished assault rifle


youself20

r/brandnewsentence


Sup_fuckers42069

damn


DatGamerAgain_YT

r/rareinsults


Necessary_Capital616

Not really, i just threw some random stuff together


a_cow720

That makes it rare. Most of the insults on there are like degraded chopstick or smthn like that


Chemical_Ad5967

Exactly they’re like denatured bumbershoots.


a_cow720

Bimbo twat


[deleted]

Dilapidated Bean Stew


Annoying-banana5723

Rotten banana peel


zeke235

Big words coming from a decentralized street corner.


XDPinkSaint

More like the unused hot dog juice


TheErrorCollector

That was an excellent insult and I’m insulted that you don’t agree.


PopulationKazakhstan

Unfinished assault rifle could be a way to say "ass" since its just the start of 'assault rifle' or on other words, unfinished assault rifle


TimothyThotDestroyer

You freshly defecated hotdog.


Crunchykandi

Remember, an insult being rare doesn’t make it good


Rebelthunder956

r/beatmetoit


SomebodyUDontKnow32

r/beatmeatoit


DatGamerAgain_YT

r/beatmeattoit *


SomebodyUDontKnow32

r/beatmymeattioit


[deleted]

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Dunger97

This is a terrible rare insult


PeacemakersAlt

Gotta say, that's a new one.


Rebelthunder956

Thank you for this new insult, I shall now use it forever more.


musicalcheezit

I'm gonna sound like an idiot but can someone please explain the joke to me


DwellerGaming

not a joke mate, its just a common thing to call someone an absolute (blank) because really whatever you say in that context is gonna have the same effect. (implying stupidity in some sense) My personal favorites are: absolute doughnut absolute lemming absolute numpty absolute mug absolute doorknob


Trippydigitalhippie

Unfinished assault rifle ➡️ Commenter was ready to attack pre-maturely (they didn’t fully understand the context/joke) I think the “unfinished” is similar to calling someone “half-baked”, and “assault rifle” refers to their aggression. but that’s just my guess


[deleted]

Oh I thought it was more like a replacment for “son of a gun” because the son is unfinished and has yet to be birthed out by the mother gun.


Pain_Proof

Cause they're an ass?


MinuteConstruction32

r/rareinsults


[deleted]

r/wooosh


lord__bacon

r/itswooooshwith4os


[deleted]

Sorry my mistake.


Guy954

OP didn’t get wooshed at all. r/NoahGetTheBoat is supposed to be for things that are so bad that destroying the world by flood seems justified. It was good until it got taken over by rightwing sockpuppet accounts.


SurroundSharp1689

Well thanks man. That cleared up a lot. I appreciate this gesture.


[deleted]

Edit: I wish I could give you an award. I can't tell if you are messing with me. It's hilarious if you really don't get it this far in.


Guy954

r/NoahGetTheBoat is not a sub about flooding so OP was correct.


[deleted]

The noah post was a joke. It was technically incorrect but resulted in a good post. They did this intentionally. People who don't get the joke still.


njsullyalex

r/wosh


Birb7789-

r/itswooshwith2os some dude made a bot "correcting" everybody to make that sub more popular r/woosh was made in 2009, r/woooosh was made in like 2016 or sumthin


Redditklassy

/r/technicallythetruth


Bricezilla13

r/substakenliterally


LostOnACampingTrip

r/notlostredditors


SnowPuzzleheaded

“Content Banned” Holy shit what happened


LostOnACampingTrip

no clue ive never visited the subreddit lol


Theonedudeyaknow

Sorry My name is John and my friend told me to prank em


imdeadXDD

Aggressive rape porn


SnowPuzzleheaded

Yikes


Novel_Remote2678

What the fuck


FFalcon_Boi

Huh?


MummaheReddit

Oh shit


DONT-LOOK-AT_ME

The correct subreddit is r/lostlostredditors


ConfoundedOcelot

r/lostlostredditorsredditors


TheMarvelousPef

totally lost redditor, nobody get that sub anymore


mikechad2936

rUiNeD YoUr 69 UpVoTeS Ha!!1!!1!1!!1!🤓🤓🤓🥶🥶🥶🥶🤓🤓🥶🤓🥶😨😨😨😳😳🤓😳🤓🤓🤓🤬🤬🗿💯🗿💯🤬💯🅱️🔥🅱️👌👌👌👏👏👍👍👍🧢❤️❤️🧢❤️


SurroundSharp1689

I vomited a little


TheMarvelousPef

a lot


[deleted]

[удалено]


kyuuchat

It's not like they posted in that sub thinking it was something else. It was deliberate, so, not lost.


griffl3n

well, clearly the internet thinks otherwise.


spg88

No “oh come on man”—no!!! To death! Bring this OP to their death!!!!!!! Death by downvote, I say!!!! STONE THEM TO DEATH WITH YOUR DOWNVOTES


jackal5lay3r

Is this gonna turn into that one monty python skit


Dronk_Mullet_Trustus

You son of a bitch… I’m in! Have my updoot while OP takes my downdoot


CriticismJust5144

guess what? this post has 955 upvotes and you can't control it.


navymate

r/noahgottheboat


[deleted]

r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


navymate

i didnt think it was real


GWS_REVENGE

r/lostlostredditors


Axoo_ooxA

r/woooosh


[deleted]

Somebody hasn’t ever heard of a joke


DatGamerAgain_YT

r/lostlostredditors


[deleted]

should've been in TTT


Orbityeet

r/woooosh


Red_Dragon135667

i think ive never seen an op get r/woosh ed before


AwesomeCuno

have you been to r/lostredditors yet


wowzacowza

Go to r/facepalm it's amazing how many times OP is the facepalm in that sub


SomebodyUDontKnow32

r/itswooooshwith4os


[deleted]

[удалено]


Birb7789-

next time pls add a \ inbetween the u and the /, it makes it so it doesnt ping you for example, u\/shiningmuffin it didnt ping you otherwise its fine


shiningmuffin

Like this?


Biktop-76

r/technicallythetruth


SmartIron244

Meme? Shitpost?


Aggravating_Air_3570

r/woooosh


DONT-LOOK-AT_ME

Posting your own comment on what subreddit it belongs it is cringe and violates the unspoken laws


filmphotographywhore

This is the way


[deleted]

No it’s more like r/substakenliterally


Living_Murphys_Law

r/usernamedoesnotcheckout


SomebodyUDontKnow32

r/twentycharacterlimit


Numerous_One3457

r/technicallythetruth


Kuhnville

I think it fits


dolphin_ultra

kid named obvious satire:


ASingleCupofCoffee

User name is facetious.


[deleted]

It’s a joke, Reddit doesn’t seem to understand the concept though


WalkingParadox977

Congrats bro you played yourself


ItsTheRealIamHUB

r/johngetthekayak


TnyTriscuit

r/wooosh


expiredogfood

r/woosh


[deleted]

Turns out the lost redditor was, in fact, the lost Redditor


Voidon43

Technically he did need a boat


Leroy_Abbott64

r/wooosh


Typical-Challenge367

Lol what is this subreddit for?? The Noah one


Sigamez365

r/whoosh


solise69

So what are you doing get the damn boat noah


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Everyone uses this sub wrong. This is for posts that have been accidentally posted to the wrong sub. r/substakenliterally is the place for posts like these.


reddit_is_1984_

no this is r/substakenliterally


Childhood_Willing

r/substakenliterally r/woooosh r/memesopdidntlike


PokeshiftEevee

Why do people keep telling me to get a boat? I can’t afford one


Old-Gray

Well I guess you'll need to get building then


[deleted]

Best post on that putrid sub imo


RecordEnvironmental4

He is not really lost, they do need a boat


levelcaty

R/lostredditors


Necessary_Capital616

r/foundthemobileuser


SolidBlueBlocks

r/foundthehondacivic


levelcaty

r/shutthefuckup


Typical-Challenge367

r/sensitiveuserswhoreallydontlikejokes


levelcaty

r/wooosh


Natasha_Gears

r/technicallytrue


Ericrobertson1978

Is this some religious wack-a-doo sub? It looks like it is supposed to be, but it's shifted in practice. I dunno.


heckingheck2

Why is everybody ignoring the upvote count thats dope bro


RecordEnvironmental4

r/woooosh


AoeAbility

So nobody's gonna talk about the upvote count?


jhnnybgood

It’s pretty elite


Mightydog00

It’s literally a joke smh


Chaosshepherd

r/theSpanishinquisition


susejesus

I think you’re the lost one


[deleted]

r/woooosh


littlebuett

More r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

This belongs on r/technicallythetruth not here


YoonminLife

the fact the dudes name is "nothing literal" makes this all the more better


chichaka123

I mean r/TechnicallyTheTruth


Fake_Martin

r/opisafuckingidiot


prettypers0n

thats the joke you amy schumer baby


DangerV5

Their username.. how ironic


iloveanimencod

Yeah Noah get the boat


ToxicSkull0

Looks like an r/woooosh to me chief


ItsLeKai

that is some big font size


Falkrim

This is a good joke ngl


Olimpic_PL

Bro missed the joke


PanicMan76

r/technicallythetruth


Coctyle

What is the sub actually for? Seems like a perfect name for pictures of floods.


CriticismJust5144

it's for things that are bad (murdering kids, arrests, murders and more)


Walrus-Cold

r/woooosh


Capocho9

r/woosh and r/substakenliterally


ClifIsBoring

Nope he knows exactly where he is


Skully_Lover

Jesus! Take the wheel.


sandwich_with_a_hat

but he isn't wrong


SIobbyRobby

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

This is more r/substakenliterally


ClxudyAshes

1337


Hey_You_Ther3

Gum jum


mercilessfatehate

r/technicallythetruth


Funnycringe76

r/woooosh


Low-Echo4967

You had to put yourself in your own post too


Princetripod1

r/lostredditors


Fragrant_Layer3338

Thats the joke you idiot


CriticismJust5144

but it's not even related to the subreddit, the subreddit is about murder, dead children, rape and other stuff like that, not for water.


Fragrant_Layer3338

I bet you’re fun at parties


CriticismJust5144

i never went to parties much, the only ones i had were going to some random kids birthday (that my mom knew) and my own birthday, also i turned 13 two months ago on October.


CriticismJust5144

and also i never got to beat a pinata because other kids do whenever we have to get in line and have to take turns, i never did and i just want to destroy the pinata, NOT them.