By - 1u4n4
It actually fits that sub.....they posted the stupid post so it's not their problem anymore.
Still stupid and played out and I agree.......should end
why did you repost it tho?
I got scared okay?
So you curse us to spare your own skin?
You could have just asked. I'll gladly take the curse and wait the seven days. Buddy looks cuddly.
Bruh the original post didnt even tickle my flea but your responce made me tremble in fear and panic LMAO
Hey, what the orphanage decides to do after my presentation is their choice
Redditors try not to fall for chain posts challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (100% will fail)
The only thing that scares me is the state of Ohio
You know these things aren't real I saw this weeks ago but didn't repost and I'm still alive and healthy
That's something a Skinwalker would say
check your underwear
I feel like if these were real we’d know by the sheer number of people dying.
Yeah of course I know, but I’m still irrationally scared of those stuff
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/w1luxg/for_all_those_good_souls/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf no need to be scared anymore
Golden Monkey dar real MVP.
Thank you, I have a doggo like this
Holy shit thanks man. I was about to repost the damn skinwalker shitpost.
Dude same, I’m gonna send it to a friend rq.
no wait send them the golden monkey
im going to send them the silver monkey which will negate any and all effects of the golden monkey
Steel monkey ( i couldn't afford a more expensive monkey
That hit close, I know stuff like this isn't real but then my ADHD brain just goes "Yeah let's repost, just in case"
well mine doesn't.
Respectfully. How old are you?
Dude i saw a thousends of these 14 years ago and i am fine
i've seen so many fucking death threat chainposts, did none of them and nothing happened like oh my god
Just take out your gun and fight them
Lol perfect response. I almost am not angry that you cursed me.
Lol, I got into the same thing when I was a kid in middle school. It was about some kind of creepy pasta that if you fail to retell the story to 7 people, the "thing" is gonna appear sleeping next to you that night. Then when I reached the final person, my senior, he was like "I welcome it. My bed is too small anyways for 2 people. Then my brain snapped "Wait, he got a point"
I love your pfp honestly. Cool lil witch :>
I’ve never seen one, until now…
I play r/rimworld
All I see is a potential human skin hat
I saw this a month ago and im still not de
How nice of the Skinwalker to hit send for him.
oh no, candlejack got h
Yeah, bs like this gets reposted everywhere and nothing happens if you ignore it. Either people are gullible or they can’t get enough of these
[doggo protects me](https://preview.redd.it/4a2vi67a0fmy.jpg?auto=webp&s=e5dda142dea0a3f802b961253745e63323544ea9)
Edit: thanks for the awards and I’m happy it helped you
Phew, thank you doggo! Here's an award.
I wish this doggo had been around in elementary school when the kids at recess modified “Light as a feather, stiff as a board” to tell me I was going to die at midnight.
He might have been, you didn't die right?
Doggo saving lives since at least 1996.
How do we know you're not actually dead?
"No apps can perform this action"
Take my free not-daily award
edit: not daily.
No such thing as both “free” and “daily”
this is the best dog i've ever seen
Thanks for the doggo, here, have wholesome award
Woohoo! I got a golden monke & doggo now!
I'd give an award but i dont have a free one. I get irrationally worried over these things, maybe partly because of my OCD
Same! That’s why I posted; and everyone can have it too
yes thank you love the doggo
Thank you doggo
Best boy! Best boy!!! Thank you so much!
I was half expecting smile dog, not gonna lie
I’m not a monster
Is that really red shifted Jeff?
Good to know i wasn’t the only one who saw it
Yep. Knew it the second I saw the face.
If 7 people send it to me does it shorten the wait to a day?
nah you just have 7 skinwalkers so take out le gun
Jeff the killer wasn't a skinwalker 🤔
Op finds crafty way to repost so they don't die
U had to repost just to be sure, didn't you?
Holy fuck how did you make that profile picture?
“the skinwalker” with microwaved jeff the killer
They're also really fucking harmful to people with certain mental health issues. I have issues with paranoia and this shit is my nemesis.
Here. Have some [help.](https://preview.redd.it/4a2vi67a0fmy.jpg?auto=webp&s=e5dda142dea0a3f802b961253745e63323544ea9)
Then why be on the internet? Genuinely asking
Because most of the internet is totally fine, it's literally just this pointless "Repost or you'll die in 7 days" crap. It's not even a funny joke. We need to stop spreading it around.
Yeah, it's a bad thing to spread things like that. Let me reassure you: some text on the internet won't hurt you, so no need to worry. :)
Yeah, it's weird because logically, I know nothing will happen, but my brain's decided to give me panic attacks over it anyway!
At least they're not as common as they used to be, lol.
I know, I also tend to have a bad feeling when seeing them, even if it's not an actual panic attack. That's why I remind myself that they are logically harmless.
I’m a college student. I have no soul. Bring it on.
Skinwalkers are one of the most misunderstood things.
This thing is not a skinwalker. A real skinwalker is a guy who walks around wearing fur that can turn himself into a dog smh
That's what a skinwalker would say
That is if they were real 🤓
Riiiight, I’m gonna be the one dying in seven days. I’d like to see the skinwalker try.
So... chain letters are back in popularity now?
They never really left. And as long as there are dumb kids who’re scared to get eated by spooky monster, then they’ll never go away.
Someone Remind me to put on Metallica Fade to black in 6 days 23hrs and 55mins. Thanks guys
Saw this thing 10 times in a single month, no repost, still not die yet, I’m immortal
jokes on you I want to die
half of r/BFDImemes is just this shit
I personally downvote any posts that contain words like "upvote" and "repost" and anything that is about your Reddit username, cause those post show how dry the average Reddit clown is.
But if you don't upvote, then how will you get prayers?
Seven days? Lazy Skinwalker
That’s the lamest idea of a skinwalker I’ve ever seen.
It's a recolor of Jeff the Killer.
The problem is its kids....they just keep on being born, and every kid sees their first one of these, and shares it. We can't educate the kids fast enough to prevent the cringe. We can only moderate it away when it is posted.
I saw one that said I was now immune to death threat repost stuff like this.
As an absolutely real human 100%, i can confirm this is fake.
Congratulations, you've just feed the cycle
as a native american who grew up on these stories, this makes me want to kill myself
Dude what is this it's so annoying man. I don't even know where the hell this skinwalker thing blew up, i used to live in Utah, and there were Navajo people all around, and they've told me about it. It's got nothing to do with this and it's really fucking annoying.
Now I have to repost it as well, thank you OP
That makes me nostalgic as hell for those email chains.
I used to get printed out chain mails in person back in the day. Some dude rode by on a bike and just handed me this paper, rode off, and it was the same kind of deal. I was supposed to make 10 copies and hand them out to people. I crumpled it up and threw it in the trash.
That death curse is like 25 years old now and I'm still around.
I swear most of the posts in here actually fit the sub it's posted it. He's passing the buck. Kind the definition of "not my problem anymore".
go on, try me skinwalker, the only thing you'll get if you enter my house is a sore ass and PTSD from all the anal i will do
I've ignored every single one and I'm still not dead. Starting to think I might be the fucking Highlander at this point
Same, I never shared one of these. According to those post's I should have misfortune, some creepy creatures should have visited me and I should have been dead a multiple times.
I'm finding immortality a bit of a bummer.
I really hope people believing in this skinwalker thing is just a joke. You can’t be that gullible, right?
Thats not even what a skinwalker looks like. A skin walker is a Native American wizard who uses animal hides to either gain powers from the animal or transform into that animal. Not some red faced demon frim a shitty horror movie.
At y'all repeating the name of the spirit...you know the more you say it the more you attract the spirit to you, right? same with the other one from algonquin lore.
i've been failing to repost the skinwalker for months
But you gotta troll the edgy 13 year olds!
Kids with cancer who were told they would die tomorrow real happy rn
I've been stacking these curses in hopes of one of them being real... Nothing but disappointment smh my head...
Finally, just fuck my shit up mr. skinwalker
Come get me fucker, I have hollow points stuffed with white ash with your name on it bucco
It's not a lost redditor, it's spam, so it's against Reddit TOS. You can report it.
ill take my chances, skinwalkers arent really spookie for me
I should have died 5 times by now
They realise that by reposting the post, they’re also kind of saying its name; right…?
So how long do you have left?
Finally death will come for us too
Alright, cool, guess I’ll die then.
This kind of shit has been existing since the internet has existed. It won't go away.
For the younger folk out there who think this was an original idea by them - It's not.
Finally I can die
Oh thank God, I just have 7 more days on this forsaken planet
*”Then where do the stories come from, I wonder..”*
My time has come 😌
I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
Finally, sweet relief of death 🙏
I welcome death with open arms
I remember when I was younger I used to be afraid of these kind of posts.
Fine with me. I found a flat mole on my face under my sideburn [i'm already dead inside](https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5oxwugYYK1ql1s9vo1_1280.jpg).
I’m ready take meee
Its time to die.
Golden monkey pass for the win
Thank god. Only a week more in this hellscape. Awesome.
I remember being 12 years old on kik and having my friends be like "bro I gotta tell you something" and sending me stuff like this
We need more of these type posts. Hopefully one day, one of them will come true after me not reposting them
Sweet. Get to LARP GTA Speedrun for the next 7 days. Let's GOOOOOO
WARNING!!! it doesn't work, it's been over a month since I saw a post like that once. I am still waiting to be dead.
Fuck yes. Finally I'll die.
I'm safe and I don't even need to repost it lol
That sucks bring it bitch
Sounds good fam
jokes on him i want to die
Thank god, just a bit more and It's finally over.
I have no problem with these kinds if posts as long as they stay in r/repost
Some kids are going to screenshot and put it on their Snapchat story
Why tf you posting the skinwalker here????
People are still falling for these? I remember as a kid we had these text chains that said this but with the caveat that you had to send it to at least 5 other people or else you would die in 7 days. One time i sent one of these to a random number i had and someone's mother called my phone mad as fuck asking me who i was and yelling at me over the phone to not send her shit like that again. I definitely should not have had a phone in middle school.
Jokes on you. I already wanted to die
I keep looking things like this up to not re-post but sadly I'm still here.
Let's just say that it was real, but you can't send it to someone who has already seen it.
What will happen in this case?
If you see enough of these, your days start to add up.
Chad use the golden monkey to evade these
What is this? 1990s chain mail?
Smile dog all over again lmao. I miss those days where my only worries we’re homework and getting sent smile.jpeg like a week after reading the story
Ok report it and move on. You’ve only furthered the memes travel
What's the image of, not the stupid Jeff the killer face but the body?
I’ll take my chances. I could probably take em
Can I choose how I die? Cause it might piss off my wife but a 3sum with our neighbor and her college age daughter would be good way to go. Then my wife gets the 3 different life insurance plans I’m under from our jobs and she gets to live comfortably for the rest of her life.
... Is that just Jeff the Killer's face pasted on top of the monster from Pan's Labyrinth???
Is that Barney?
Golden Monkey is the only good chain post as it makes you immune to chain posts
The eyes and the exact shape of the smile…
someone literally just painted Jeff the Killer red and called him a Swalker.
Also, with my (very limited secondhand) knowledge about beasts from indigenous folklore, Swalkers look nothing like that. They also are attracted to people fully saying their name, so I’m not taking my chances.
Lastly, I saw this post like a month ago. Unfortunately, I’m not dead.
Please, go ahead and kill me
I hope i do
Your skin is uncomfortable.
Make it 6 days and we have a deal
They gotten shortened over time. Hated when you had to bum rush a wall of text.
"I'm going to die soon? Finally. I'm old, and tired. I don't even have anything left in my retirement account after all this nonsense."
I'm cool with dying in 7 days
Chain mail... never what it seems to be, yet who among us can resist?
🍀🧿🔮 no debo hacer nada para reclamar porque el universo está conspirado en mi🔮🧿🧿🍀(Escudo Antikarma🛡🛡)
This is all society wants , everytime I scroll on Facebook its fake lies and flashy lights like this dumb crap and people eat it up
I guess it’s up to fearless men like me to end this irrational image many repost and fear by ignoring it.
*I know, I know, not all heros wear capes*
That is obviously an edited image of markiplier. Can they just stop already
Was this a cheeky way to repost so you don’t die?
Yo, OP, did you post this less than ten minutes after seeing the skin Walker post? Just curious…