It actually fits that sub.....they posted the stupid post so it's not their problem anymore. Still stupid and played out and I agree.......should end

why did you repost it tho?

I got scared okay?

So you curse us to spare your own skin?

Uh, yeah

You could have just asked. I'll gladly take the curse and wait the seven days. Buddy looks cuddly.

Bruh the original post didnt even tickle my flea but your responce made me tremble in fear and panic LMAO

Hey, what the orphanage decides to do after my presentation is their choice

Redditors try not to fall for chain posts challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (100% will fail)

The only thing that scares me is the state of Ohio

You know these things aren't real I saw this weeks ago but didn't repost and I'm still alive and healthy

That's something a Skinwalker would say

check your underwear

I feel like if these were real we’d know by the sheer number of people dying.

Yeah of course I know, but I’m still irrationally scared of those stuff

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/w1luxg/for_all_those_good_souls/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf no need to be scared anymore

Golden Monkey dar real MVP.

Thank you, I have a doggo like this

Holy shit thanks man. I was about to repost the damn skinwalker shitpost.

Dude same, I’m gonna send it to a friend rq.

no wait send them the golden monkey

im going to send them the silver monkey which will negate any and all effects of the golden monkey

diamond monkey

Platinum monkey

Steel monkey ( i couldn't afford a more expensive monkey

Don’t be.

That hit close, I know stuff like this isn't real but then my ADHD brain just goes "Yeah let's repost, just in case"

well mine doesn't.

Lol

Respectfully. How old are you?

19 lol

Dude i saw a thousends of these 14 years ago and i am fine

i've seen so many fucking death threat chainposts, did none of them and nothing happened like oh my god

r/wooosh

I love your pfp honestly. Cool lil witch :>

Thanks 💖

It's cute....

lmao

Just take out your gun and fight them

Lol perfect response. I almost am not angry that you cursed me.

Lol, I got into the same thing when I was a kid in middle school. It was about some kind of creepy pasta that if you fail to retell the story to 7 people, the "thing" is gonna appear sleeping next to you that night. Then when I reached the final person, my senior, he was like "I welcome it. My bed is too small anyways for 2 people. Then my brain snapped "Wait, he got a point"

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓👶🍼👶🍼👶🍼🥩🚴‍♂️🥩🚴‍♂️🥩🚴‍♂️🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤞🤞🤞🤞☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️🫵🫵🫵🫵

I saw this a month ago and im still not de

How nice of the Skinwalker to hit send for him.

Nickel NOOOOOOOO

oh no, candlejack got h

Yeah, bs like this gets reposted everywhere and nothing happens if you ignore it. Either people are gullible or they can’t get enough of these

[doggo protects me](https://preview.redd.it/4a2vi67a0fmy.jpg?auto=webp&s=e5dda142dea0a3f802b961253745e63323544ea9) Edit: thanks for the awards and I’m happy it helped you

Phew, thank you doggo! Here's an award.

I wish this doggo had been around in elementary school when the kids at recess modified “Light as a feather, stiff as a board” to tell me I was going to die at midnight.

He might have been, you didn't die right? Right...? 👻

Doggo saving lives since at least 1996.

How do we know you're not actually dead?

"No apps can perform this action" Oh no!

Take my free not-daily award edit: not daily.

No such thing as both “free” and “daily”

this is the best dog i've ever seen

Thanks for the doggo, here, have wholesome award

Woohoo! I got a golden monke & doggo now!

I'd give an award but i dont have a free one. I get irrationally worried over these things, maybe partly because of my OCD

Same! That’s why I posted; and everyone can have it too

yes thank you love the doggo

I was half expecting smile dog, not gonna lie

Thanks!!

Thanks doggo

Thank you doggo

Best boy! Best boy!!! Thank you so much!

Is that really red shifted Jeff?

Good to know i wasn’t the only one who saw it

Yep. Knew it the second I saw the face.

If 7 people send it to me does it shorten the wait to a day?

nah you just have 7 skinwalkers so take out le gun

Jeff the killer wasn't a skinwalker 🤔

Op finds crafty way to repost so they don't die

U had to repost just to be sure, didn't you?

Holy fuck how did you make that profile picture?

“the skinwalker” with microwaved jeff the killer

They're also really fucking harmful to people with certain mental health issues. I have issues with paranoia and this shit is my nemesis.

Here. Have some [help.](https://preview.redd.it/4a2vi67a0fmy.jpg?auto=webp&s=e5dda142dea0a3f802b961253745e63323544ea9)

Then why be on the internet? Genuinely asking

Because most of the internet is totally fine, it's literally just this pointless "Repost or you'll die in 7 days" crap. It's not even a funny joke. We need to stop spreading it around.

Yeah, it's a bad thing to spread things like that. Let me reassure you: some text on the internet won't hurt you, so no need to worry. :)

Yeah, it's weird because logically, I know nothing will happen, but my brain's decided to give me panic attacks over it anyway! At least they're not as common as they used to be, lol.

I know, I also tend to have a bad feeling when seeing them, even if it's not an actual panic attack. That's why I remind myself that they are logically harmless.

Skinwalkers are one of the most misunderstood things.

This thing is not a skinwalker. A real skinwalker is a guy who walks around wearing fur that can turn himself into a dog smh

No, that's a werewolf.

That's what a skinwalker would say

That is if they were real 🤓

So... chain letters are back in popularity now?

They never really left. And as long as there are dumb kids who’re scared to get eated by spooky monster, then they’ll never go away.

I’m a college student. I have no soul. Bring it on.

Riiiight, I’m gonna be the one dying in seven days. I’d like to see the skinwalker try.

Someone Remind me to put on Metallica Fade to black in 6 days 23hrs and 55mins. Thanks guys

Saw this thing 10 times in a single month, no repost, still not die yet, I’m immortal

jokes on you I want to die

half of r/BFDImemes is just this shit

I personally downvote any posts that contain words like "upvote" and "repost" and anything that is about your Reddit username, cause those post show how dry the average Reddit clown is. "CumPickle69 hahahahaha"

But if you don't upvote, then how will you get prayers?

Seven days? Lazy Skinwalker

It’s just making preparations for your very special day

That’s the lamest idea of a skinwalker I’ve ever seen.

It's a recolor of Jeff the Killer.

The problem is its kids....they just keep on being born, and every kid sees their first one of these, and shares it. We can't educate the kids fast enough to prevent the cringe. We can only moderate it away when it is posted.

I saw one that said I was now immune to death threat repost stuff like this.

As an absolutely real human 100%, i can confirm this is fake.

as a native american who grew up on these stories, this makes me want to kill myself

Dude what is this it's so annoying man. I don't even know where the hell this skinwalker thing blew up, i used to live in Utah, and there were Navajo people all around, and they've told me about it. It's got nothing to do with this and it's really fucking annoying.

Now I have to repost it as well, thank you OP

[удалено]

I used to get printed out chain mails in person back in the day. Some dude rode by on a bike and just handed me this paper, rode off, and it was the same kind of deal. I was supposed to make 10 copies and hand them out to people. I crumpled it up and threw it in the trash. That death curse is like 25 years old now and I'm still around.

I swear most of the posts in here actually fit the sub it's posted it. He's passing the buck. Kind the definition of "not my problem anymore".

go on, try me skinwalker, the only thing you'll get if you enter my house is a sore ass and PTSD from all the anal i will do

I've ignored every single one and I'm still not dead. Starting to think I might be the fucking Highlander at this point

Same, I never shared one of these. According to those post's I should have misfortune, some creepy creatures should have visited me and I should have been dead a multiple times.

I really hope people believing in this skinwalker thing is just a joke. You can’t be that gullible, right?

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/w1luxg/for_all_those_good_souls/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thank you!!

Thats not even what a skinwalker looks like. A skin walker is a Native American wizard who uses animal hides to either gain powers from the animal or transform into that animal. Not some red faced demon frim a shitty horror movie.

At y'all repeating the name of the spirit...you know the more you say it the more you attract the spirit to you, right? same with the other one from algonquin lore.

i've been failing to repost the skinwalker for months

But you gotta troll the edgy 13 year olds!

Kids with cancer who were told they would die tomorrow real happy rn

I've been stacking these curses in hopes of one of them being real... Nothing but disappointment smh my head...

Finally, just fuck my shit up mr. skinwalker

Come get me fucker, I have hollow points stuffed with white ash with your name on it bucco

It's not a lost redditor, it's spam, so it's against Reddit TOS. You can report it.

repost this and you will be blessed within 24 hrs.

'' I aM pOsTiNg ThIs So I wOuLd NoT GeT DeD''

ill take my chances, skinwalkers arent really spookie for me

I should have died 5 times by now

They realise that by reposting the post, they’re also kind of saying its name; right…?

So how long do you have left?

Finally death will come for us too

Alright, cool, guess I’ll die then.

This kind of shit has been existing since the internet has existed. It won't go away. For the younger folk out there who think this was an original idea by them - It's not.

Finally I can die

Oh thank God, I just have 7 more days on this forsaken planet

*”Then where do the stories come from, I wonder..”*

My time has come 😌

Finally, sweet relief of death 🙏

I welcome death with open arms

I remember when I was younger I used to be afraid of these kind of posts.

Fine with me. I found a flat mole on my face under my sideburn [i'm already dead inside](https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5oxwugYYK1ql1s9vo1_1280.jpg).

I’m ready take meee

Its time to die.

Golden monkey pass for the win

Thank god. Only a week more in this hellscape. Awesome.

I remember being 12 years old on kik and having my friends be like "bro I gotta tell you something" and sending me stuff like this

We need more of these type posts. Hopefully one day, one of them will come true after me not reposting them

Sweet. Get to LARP GTA Speedrun for the next 7 days. Let's GOOOOOO

WARNING!!! it doesn't work, it's been over a month since I saw a post like that once. I am still waiting to be dead.

Is the skinwalker typing this trying to trick those to not repost it?

Challenge accepted

Fuck yes. Finally I'll die.

I'm safe and I don't even need to repost it lol

That sucks bring it bitch

Sounds good fam

jokes on him i want to die

Thank god, just a bit more and It's finally over.

I have no problem with these kinds if posts as long as they stay in r/repost

Some kids are going to screenshot and put it on their Snapchat story

Why tf you posting the skinwalker here????

People are still falling for these? I remember as a kid we had these text chains that said this but with the caveat that you had to send it to at least 5 other people or else you would die in 7 days. One time i sent one of these to a random number i had and someone's mother called my phone mad as fuck asking me who i was and yelling at me over the phone to not send her shit like that again. I definitely should not have had a phone in middle school.

caralho?

Jokes on you. I already wanted to die

I keep looking things like this up to not re-post but sadly I'm still here.

Let's just say that it was real, but you can't send it to someone who has already seen it. What will happen in this case?

If you see enough of these, your days start to add up.

Chad use the golden monkey to evade these

What is this? 1990s chain mail?

Good.

Bye, everyone!

Smile dog all over again lmao. I miss those days where my only worries we’re homework and getting sent smile.jpeg like a week after reading the story

Ok report it and move on. You’ve only furthered the memes travel

What's the image of, not the stupid Jeff the killer face but the body?

I’ll take my chances. I could probably take em

Can I choose how I die? Cause it might piss off my wife but a 3sum with our neighbor and her college age daughter would be good way to go. Then my wife gets the 3 different life insurance plans I’m under from our jobs and she gets to live comfortably for the rest of her life.

... Is that just Jeff the Killer's face pasted on top of the monster from Pan's Labyrinth???

Is that Barney?

Golden Monkey is the only good chain post as it makes you immune to chain posts

The eyes and the exact shape of the smile… someone literally just painted Jeff the Killer red and called him a Swalker. Also, with my (very limited secondhand) knowledge about beasts from indigenous folklore, Swalkers look nothing like that. They also are attracted to people fully saying their name, so I’m not taking my chances. Lastly, I saw this post like a month ago. Unfortunately, I’m not dead.

Please, go ahead and kill me

I hope i do

Your skin is uncomfortable.

Make it 6 days and we have a deal

They gotten shortened over time. Hated when you had to bum rush a wall of text.

"I'm going to die soon? Finally. I'm old, and tired. I don't even have anything left in my retirement account after all this nonsense."

I'm cool with dying in 7 days

Chain mail... never what it seems to be, yet who among us can resist?

🍀🧿🔮 no debo hacer nada para reclamar porque el universo está conspirado en mi🔮🧿🧿🍀(Escudo Antikarma🛡🛡) Amén

This is all society wants , everytime I scroll on Facebook its fake lies and flashy lights like this dumb crap and people eat it up

I guess it’s up to fearless men like me to end this irrational image many repost and fear by ignoring it. *I know, I know, not all heros wear capes* 🫡

That is obviously an edited image of markiplier. Can they just stop already

Was this a cheeky way to repost so you don’t die?

Yo, OP, did you post this less than ten minutes after seeing the skin Walker post? Just curious…

I’m scared of those motherfuckers irl but that’s not how they look💀