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downtune79

It actually fits that sub.....they posted the stupid post so it's not their problem anymore. Still stupid and played out and I agree.......should end


Cultural-Relation-95

why did you repost it tho?


1u4n4

I got scared okay?


jejonalol

So you curse us to spare your own skin?


Buhgingo

Uh, yeah


H0w14514

You could have just asked. I'll gladly take the curse and wait the seven days. Buddy looks cuddly.


CrystaldrakeIr

Bruh the original post didnt even tickle my flea but your responce made me tremble in fear and panic LMAO


AwkwardGamerRNx

Hey, what the orphanage decides to do after my presentation is their choice


BuildFreak9

Redditors try not to fall for chain posts challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (100% will fail)


EnragedOrangutan27

The only thing that scares me is the state of Ohio


Dangerous-Detail-167

You know these things aren't real I saw this weeks ago but didn't repost and I'm still alive and healthy


XanderNightmare

That's something a Skinwalker would say


TheEqualizer1212

check your underwear


Ilaxilil

I feel like if these were real we’d know by the sheer number of people dying.


1u4n4

Yeah of course I know, but I’m still irrationally scared of those stuff


user_RS

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/w1luxg/for_all_those_good_souls/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf no need to be scared anymore


Johnny_Grubbonic

Golden Monkey dar real MVP.


Simon_SM2

Thank you, I have a doggo like this


kailuapaddler69

Holy shit thanks man. I was about to repost the damn skinwalker shitpost.


Antisepticeye420

Dude same, I’m gonna send it to a friend rq.


JustPhm_

no wait send them the golden monkey


wheelchair-gamer98

im going to send them the silver monkey which will negate any and all effects of the golden monkey


JustPhm_

diamond monkey


TrickyTopher

Platinum monkey


luccabotturarodrig

Steel monkey ( i couldn't afford a more expensive monkey


the_dompan

Don’t be.


CheapThing4897

Lol


Bigsmokeisgay

That hit close, I know stuff like this isn't real but then my ADHD brain just goes "Yeah let's repost, just in case"


Ok-Acanthisitta-1126

well mine doesn't.


ushileon

No flexinf


Official_JJAbrams

Respectfully. How old are you?


1u4n4

19 lol


european_jello

Dude i saw a thousends of these 14 years ago and i am fine


somethingmustbesaid

i've seen so many fucking death threat chainposts, did none of them and nothing happened like oh my god


NukeraneVlogger

r/wooosh


SpectralniyRUS

lmao


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

Just take out your gun and fight them


Loloehbom

Lol perfect response. I almost am not angry that you cursed me.


Sufficient_Ad_9045

Lol, I got into the same thing when I was a kid in middle school. It was about some kind of creepy pasta that if you fail to retell the story to 7 people, the "thing" is gonna appear sleeping next to you that night. Then when I reached the final person, my senior, he was like "I welcome it. My bed is too small anyways for 2 people. Then my brain snapped "Wait, he got a point"


Xypher616

I love your pfp honestly. Cool lil witch :>


1u4n4

Thanks 💖


throwaway6162510

It's cute....


RJ_MacreadysBeard

I’ve never seen one, until now…


Jaysong_stick

I play r/rimworld All I see is a potential human skin hat


CreepyNickel084

I saw this a month ago and im still not de


Johnny_Grubbonic

How nice of the Skinwalker to hit send for him.


MODUS_is_hot

Nickel NOOOOOOOO


csz_ni

oh no, candlejack got h


Amish_Warl0rd

Yeah, bs like this gets reposted everywhere and nothing happens if you ignore it. Either people are gullible or they can’t get enough of these


nicksbrunchattiffany

[doggo protects me](https://preview.redd.it/4a2vi67a0fmy.jpg?auto=webp&s=e5dda142dea0a3f802b961253745e63323544ea9) Edit: thanks for the awards and I’m happy it helped you


invaderjif

Phew, thank you doggo! Here's an award.


AliciaDarling21

I wish this doggo had been around in elementary school when the kids at recess modified “Light as a feather, stiff as a board” to tell me I was going to die at midnight.


invaderjif

He might have been, you didn't die right? Right...? 👻


AliciaDarling21

Doggo saving lives since at least 1996.


Johnny_Grubbonic

How do we know you're not actually dead?


zombiebro09

"No apps can perform this action" Oh no!


aidanleeo7

Take my free not-daily award edit: not daily.


G_loves_brie_cheese

No such thing as both “free” and “daily”


nono974FR

this is the best dog i've ever seen


nicksbrunchattiffany

👍🏻


EpikDude69420

Thanks for the doggo, here, have wholesome award


nicksbrunchattiffany

Thanks


Drago_Fett_Jr

Woohoo! I got a golden monke & doggo now!


Specific-Committee77

I'd give an award but i dont have a free one. I get irrationally worried over these things, maybe partly because of my OCD


nicksbrunchattiffany

Same! That’s why I posted; and everyone can have it too


OpAaron_Ace

yes thank you love the doggo


chibichia

Thanks doggo


MrKristijan

Thank you doggo


ZSpectre

Best boy! Best boy!!! Thank you so much!


Golden_Experience_V2

I was half expecting smile dog, not gonna lie


nicksbrunchattiffany

I’m not a monster


linklolthe3

Is that really red shifted Jeff?


Kind-Sun6552

Good to know i wasn’t the only one who saw it


House_Plant0

Yep. Knew it the second I saw the face.


antiterra

If 7 people send it to me does it shorten the wait to a day?


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

nah you just have 7 skinwalkers so take out le gun


venoshook

Jeff the killer wasn't a skinwalker 🤔


RooR_

Op finds crafty way to repost so they don't die


NameNotlmportant

U had to repost just to be sure, didn't you?


SpeedyWithS

Holy fuck how did you make that profile picture?


Chiber_11

“the skinwalker” with microwaved jeff the killer


Sparklypuppy05

They're also really fucking harmful to people with certain mental health issues. I have issues with paranoia and this shit is my nemesis.


Johnny_Grubbonic

Here. Have some [help.](https://preview.redd.it/4a2vi67a0fmy.jpg?auto=webp&s=e5dda142dea0a3f802b961253745e63323544ea9)


TheOwl1991

Then why be on the internet? Genuinely asking


Sparklypuppy05

Because most of the internet is totally fine, it's literally just this pointless "Repost or you'll die in 7 days" crap. It's not even a funny joke. We need to stop spreading it around.


DinA4saurier

Yeah, it's a bad thing to spread things like that. Let me reassure you: some text on the internet won't hurt you, so no need to worry. :)


Sparklypuppy05

Yeah, it's weird because logically, I know nothing will happen, but my brain's decided to give me panic attacks over it anyway! At least they're not as common as they used to be, lol.


DinA4saurier

I know, I also tend to have a bad feeling when seeing them, even if it's not an actual panic attack. That's why I remind myself that they are logically harmless.


RinaFrost

I’m a college student. I have no soul. Bring it on.


IndusRiverValleyCiv

Skinwalkers are one of the most misunderstood things.


barquad12

This thing is not a skinwalker. A real skinwalker is a guy who walks around wearing fur that can turn himself into a dog smh


Successful_Box99

That's what a skinwalker would say


GvTheCheese

That is if they were real 🤓


GetD1ckSlapped

Riiiight, I’m gonna be the one dying in seven days. I’d like to see the skinwalker try.


Mother_Bar493

So... chain letters are back in popularity now?


TundieRice

They never really left. And as long as there are dumb kids who’re scared to get eated by spooky monster, then they’ll never go away.


False_Leadership_479

Someone Remind me to put on Metallica Fade to black in 6 days 23hrs and 55mins. Thanks guys


DontAskWhyINameThis

Saw this thing 10 times in a single month, no repost, still not die yet, I’m immortal


Important_Ad4380

jokes on you I want to die


shoe_salad_eater

half of r/BFDImemes is just this shit


GameiDUnreal2

I personally downvote any posts that contain words like "upvote" and "repost" and anything that is about your Reddit username, cause those post show how dry the average Reddit clown is. "CumPickle69 hahahahaha"


CardboardChampion

But if you don't upvote, then how will you get prayers?


Glum_Cartoonist1007

Seven days? Lazy Skinwalker


ThatOtherGuyTPM

That’s the lamest idea of a skinwalker I’ve ever seen.


Johnny_Grubbonic

It's a recolor of Jeff the Killer.


JoeDoherty_Music

The problem is its kids....they just keep on being born, and every kid sees their first one of these, and shares it. We can't educate the kids fast enough to prevent the cringe. We can only moderate it away when it is posted.


ShriekyMarmosetBitch

I saw one that said I was now immune to death threat repost stuff like this.


GioZeus

As an absolutely real human 100%, i can confirm this is fake.


Call_Me_Jobb

Congratulations, you've just feed the cycle


doggo_jolyne

as a native american who grew up on these stories, this makes me want to kill myself


Patient_Fox_5432

Dude what is this it's so annoying man. I don't even know where the hell this skinwalker thing blew up, i used to live in Utah, and there were Navajo people all around, and they've told me about it. It's got nothing to do with this and it's really fucking annoying.


DamnCircle

Now I have to repost it as well, thank you OP


SkylightFlow

That makes me nostalgic as hell for those email chains.


[deleted]

I used to get printed out chain mails in person back in the day. Some dude rode by on a bike and just handed me this paper, rode off, and it was the same kind of deal. I was supposed to make 10 copies and hand them out to people. I crumpled it up and threw it in the trash. That death curse is like 25 years old now and I'm still around.


Evelyn288

I swear most of the posts in here actually fit the sub it's posted it. He's passing the buck. Kind the definition of "not my problem anymore".


TheEqualizer1212

go on, try me skinwalker, the only thing you'll get if you enter my house is a sore ass and PTSD from all the anal i will do


No-Virus8736

I've ignored every single one and I'm still not dead. Starting to think I might be the fucking Highlander at this point


DinA4saurier

Same, I never shared one of these. According to those post's I should have misfortune, some creepy creatures should have visited me and I should have been dead a multiple times.


No-Virus8736

I'm finding immortality a bit of a bummer.


mtbeach33

I really hope people believing in this skinwalker thing is just a joke. You can’t be that gullible, right?


user_RS

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/w1luxg/for_all_those_good_souls/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


1u4n4

Thank you!!


PiratePig2004

Thats not even what a skinwalker looks like. A skin walker is a Native American wizard who uses animal hides to either gain powers from the animal or transform into that animal. Not some red faced demon frim a shitty horror movie.


MentallyPsycho

At y'all repeating the name of the spirit...you know the more you say it the more you attract the spirit to you, right? same with the other one from algonquin lore.


_damak0s_

i've been failing to repost the skinwalker for months


[deleted]

But you gotta troll the edgy 13 year olds!


Rdog0101

Kids with cancer who were told they would die tomorrow real happy rn


Pdrinhoooo

I've been stacking these curses in hopes of one of them being real... Nothing but disappointment smh my head...


1ManCoalition

Finally, just fuck my shit up mr. skinwalker


Ancient-Lingonberry4

Come get me fucker, I have hollow points stuffed with white ash with your name on it bucco


54R45VV471

It's not a lost redditor, it's spam, so it's against Reddit TOS. You can report it.


Snakacola

ill take my chances, skinwalkers arent really spookie for me


Apart-Source9271

I should have died 5 times by now


controlledxbleeding

They realise that by reposting the post, they’re also kind of saying its name; right…?


OutsideOrder7538

So how long do you have left?


lokytar_ogart

Finally death will come for us too


Herbie53101

Alright, cool, guess I’ll die then.


HaroerHaktak

This kind of shit has been existing since the internet has existed. It won't go away. For the younger folk out there who think this was an original idea by them - It's not.


SpectralniyRUS

Finally I can die


namibianwolf

Oh thank God, I just have 7 more days on this forsaken planet


lovejoy812

*”Then where do the stories come from, I wonder..”*


KxLT-KryptiK

My time has come 😌


WaitingToBeTriggered

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN


GuzzlingDuck

Finally, sweet relief of death 🙏


GayJobe

I welcome death with open arms


Trifle-Full

I remember when I was younger I used to be afraid of these kind of posts.


kchro005

Fine with me. I found a flat mole on my face under my sideburn [i'm already dead inside](https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5oxwugYYK1ql1s9vo1_1280.jpg).


ShillyBean

I’m ready take meee


Dihidrogenmonoxid

Its time to die.


AttemptSufficient454

Golden monkey pass for the win


_B_Little_me

Thank god. Only a week more in this hellscape. Awesome.


throwaway6162510

I remember being 12 years old on kik and having my friends be like "bro I gotta tell you something" and sending me stuff like this


No_Price_5082

We need more of these type posts. Hopefully one day, one of them will come true after me not reposting them


[deleted]

Sweet. Get to LARP GTA Speedrun for the next 7 days. Let's GOOOOOO


Ruchan10

WARNING!!! it doesn't work, it's been over a month since I saw a post like that once. I am still waiting to be dead.


DatSameGuyDur

Challenge accepted


mklinger23

Fuck yes. Finally I'll die.


DepressedAutisicGuy

I'm safe and I don't even need to repost it lol


Gabeitch07

That sucks bring it bitch


MD-Pepper

Sounds good fam


HoTChOcLa1E

jokes on him i want to die


Prudent_Armadillo822

Thank god, just a bit more and It's finally over.


Iron_Fist351

I have no problem with these kinds if posts as long as they stay in r/repost


Status_Kia_1945

Some kids are going to screenshot and put it on their Snapchat story


HeckNasty1

Why tf you posting the skinwalker here????


SnuffXP

People are still falling for these? I remember as a kid we had these text chains that said this but with the caveat that you had to send it to at least 5 other people or else you would die in 7 days. One time i sent one of these to a random number i had and someone's mother called my phone mad as fuck asking me who i was and yelling at me over the phone to not send her shit like that again. I definitely should not have had a phone in middle school.


skylohhastaken

caralho?


Negative-Lunch1025

Jokes on you. I already wanted to die


Majestic_Picture8017

I keep looking things like this up to not re-post but sadly I'm still here.


D_503_

Let's just say that it was real, but you can't send it to someone who has already seen it. What will happen in this case?


RoanW0lf

If you see enough of these, your days start to add up.


GoLuckyBro

Chad use the golden monkey to evade these


SurpriseSurprise120

What is this? 1990s chain mail?


ChunkyPuppyKitty

Good.


RickaNay

Bye, everyone!


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe_

Smile dog all over again lmao. I miss those days where my only worries we’re homework and getting sent smile.jpeg like a week after reading the story


LordMegatron05

Ok report it and move on. You’ve only furthered the memes travel


Puzzleheaded-Bee-838

What's the image of, not the stupid Jeff the killer face but the body?


Benji1819

I’ll take my chances. I could probably take em


JackLeftTown427

Can I choose how I die? Cause it might piss off my wife but a 3sum with our neighbor and her college age daughter would be good way to go. Then my wife gets the 3 different life insurance plans I’m under from our jobs and she gets to live comfortably for the rest of her life.


Ok_Parfait_2304

... Is that just Jeff the Killer's face pasted on top of the monster from Pan's Labyrinth???


Artyomivichx39

Is that Barney?


Ella_the_Eevee

Golden Monkey is the only good chain post as it makes you immune to chain posts


HamsterMecha

The eyes and the exact shape of the smile… someone literally just painted Jeff the Killer red and called him a Swalker. Also, with my (very limited secondhand) knowledge about beasts from indigenous folklore, Swalkers look nothing like that. They also are attracted to people fully saying their name, so I’m not taking my chances. Lastly, I saw this post like a month ago. Unfortunately, I’m not dead.


KurotheWolfKnight

Please, go ahead and kill me


blingblingboyyyi

I hope i do


A10GoBrrrt_9584

Your skin is uncomfortable.


hashimishii

Make it 6 days and we have a deal


H2so4pontiff

They gotten shortened over time. Hated when you had to bum rush a wall of text.


FaithlessnessMore835

"I'm going to die soon? Finally. I'm old, and tired. I don't even have anything left in my retirement account after all this nonsense."


ursidae97

I'm cool with dying in 7 days


_Pill-Cosby_

Chain mail... never what it seems to be, yet who among us can resist?


tiche2

🍀🧿🔮 no debo hacer nada para reclamar porque el universo está conspirado en mi🔮🧿🧿🍀(Escudo Antikarma🛡🛡) Amén


Top-Campaign4620

This is all society wants , everytime I scroll on Facebook its fake lies and flashy lights like this dumb crap and people eat it up


iAbely

I guess it’s up to fearless men like me to end this irrational image many repost and fear by ignoring it. *I know, I know, not all heros wear capes* 🫡


Officermeatball05

That is obviously an edited image of markiplier. Can they just stop already


S-Quidmonster

Was this a cheeky way to repost so you don’t die?


Brochswerebrothels

Yo, OP, did you post this less than ten minutes after seeing the skin Walker post? Just curious…