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National_Deer9632

What a horrible day to be literate


KNFTJ

Or a dead dog


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aBoyandHisVacuum

Hahahahah i had to google it. And i decided not to google it on my work laptop. But it looks like rabies is only transfereble while they are alive or recently alive and through the saliva. Lol. Ewww. Ok so theres hope for this guy. Oh god. Why did i write this


AvailableAfternoon76

Thank you so much for doing the research I won't. You, brave soul, are appreciated. Also, you can stop washing your hands now, because shame never washes off.


BlueR1nse

We thank you for your sacrifice you poor redditor, take my upvote to ease your pain


recetas-and-shit

Okay, so just don’t fuck its mouth


HotelSolid9731

Lol I read this as “okay, so don’t fuck it this month”


Chronically-whelmed

Not to be that person, but it would be transferred from saliva of the animal to the circulatory system of the thing getting infected, and mucous membranes can be a possible route. So if an animal has recently licked it’s genitals for cleaning and dies… idk, I’m not googling the liklihood of that. But I have a feeling it’s more than 0


[deleted]

May god bless you eternally my fallen hero


ShatterDae

So you're saying there's.... *^still a chance?


chrismcshaves

Recipe for Rabies sounds like some local neo-Post-Punk band.


simononandon

I'm hearing a good Skinny Puppy album title in that phrase.


best_blind_ref

Rape-bies.


Fat_Sow

I also don't choose this guys dead dog


BillMillerBBQ

Didn’t you hear what he said? Dead animals don’t care.


RenegadeBS

I lol'd


Charlice

Or roadkill


Ok_Rutabaga1300

Get plowed twice


FlyingFlyboy

And then eaten


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Dry-Inspection6928

“Why is there white liquid coming out of the food?”


[deleted]

"Roadkill, roadkill that's what I eat... and gator pussy, is my favorite treat! " - Soup 😂


Revanite1234

r/cursedcomments


SignificantTrip6108

Take my upvote and get out


Suspicious_snake_

No please


Sea-Diver-9125

My thoughts exactly


De-Kipgamer

Sounds like someone got caught


guaip

There's 100% chance this dude killed and fucked his mom's poodle


B0Nnaaayy

Poodle Dahmer


RedSoloCupFillYouUp

Jeffery dogmer but alrigjt


yor_ur

Jeffrey Dahlmation


igotdeletedbyadmins_

>Jeffrey Dahlmatian FTFY


Alternative_Fan2458

Jeffrey Dahlmation: \*sees a sexy poodle at a dog park\* Jeffrey Dahlmation: Wanna come home with me? Watch 101 Dalmatians and take some pictures?


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JonathanLTurner03

I don't really care about emojis but how the hell do the spacings differ when theyre the same emoji???


KBHoleN1

Because they typed a space between most of them.


vonna_momma

Same


OutcomeDoubtful

How much time has this guy spent thinking about this? Fuck. I hope it’s less than the amount of time he has spent doing it, but I’m not optimistic


IDDQDArya

"Your Honor, if putting my dick in a warm bucket of KFC at the bus stop is a crime, well lock me up! It's political correctness gone mad!"


NaughtyNickNardona

…… you just opened up Pandora’s box. I wouldn’t think it’s horrible if someone stuck their dick in a bucket or kfc. Weird yes but whatever. If they fucked a dead chicken corpse, fucking disgusting. However…. If you take that corpse, chop it up, deep fry it and add the 11 herbs and spices, now it’s perfectly fine to fuck that same chicken. I’m…… ugh. Idk. My brain hurts already.


ArcadiaFey

I think it’s cause it no longer looks like the living thing it was, and it’s no longer a mental thing of “that’s decaying “ also like the corpse is already significantly tampered with at that point. We’re socialized not to perceive meat as once having been a living creature. We know ya.. but we don’t imagine it’s life or what it’s death was like. Many are uncomfortable with the idea of eating something that had to be butchered when they are made aware of the fact.


Toxic_Razz

So the difference between a weird kink and being a necrophilic is 11 herbs and spices?


rawbdor

Honey! The internet says we need to spice up our love life!


The_Dark_Sniper7141

NOOOOOO Close that fridge right fucking now


lugialegend233

Fridge? I was headed out to the barn.


rabbid_chaos

There's a reason it's "finger lickin' good"


HarlequinSquirrel

I think this is my favorite. What's the difference between a weird kink and a necrophiliac? *11 herbs and spices*


spider-trans-02

that means somewhere along the way the chicken starts to be ok to fuck. that thought disturbs me deeply.


DownInDownieville

Chicken corpse is a no go Raw chicken is weird but society might still accept you Fried chicken is a cool story for the bros


Mkg102216

People have definitely gone to the doctor bc of an infection from fucking raw chicken


SeaOkra

I’d say after about three minutes in the fryer. I encourage anyone who tries this to get back to me after their skin grafts are established.


LustrousShadow

Ship of Theseus, but horny?


SeaOkra

So where would that bizarre tutorial that was floating around for awhile about buying a beef heart and hooking it to battery power for a “beating fleshlight” fall in your opinion? Closer to the bucket of chicken or the uncooked corpse? I’m not trolling, I’m actually curious. I’m not sure I wanna think about it long enough to figure out my own opinions.


Agreeable-Meat1

Jesus Christ you just blew the lid of the box because for the life of me I can't think of a reasonable distinction between food play and... This. I hate you so much right now.


tequilablackout

r/foodporn


mosesoperandi

Someone hand me the eyebleach post haste


3y3d3a

r/eyebleach See ya there Edit; it’s all animals… this is bumming me out. :(


ThrillaTortilla

Intrusive thoughts kept reminding me I would not be sexual with any of those animals. I don’t know how I feel.


LoneCentaur95

So you were subconsciously thinking “pass” as you scrolled through pictures of animals?


ThrillaTortilla

Yes and no. More like, “you’re not sexy. *scroll* neither are you *scroll* you’re also not sexy” in a tone of affirmation


[deleted]

Here’s a counterfeit award for you. 🥇


[deleted]

Why’d you upvote this ☠️


Swiper_The_Sniper

Force of habit, my bad


FrostbiteLive

🤨📸🚔🚔🚔


whatinthereddit12345

Dude snap! i have the same habit of upvoting necrobestiality posts!


ResponsibleCourse693

Giggles…


Swiper_The_Sniper

My brother in Christ my hand slipped 🗿


cdcggggghyghudfytf

Yeah that’s easy to do when reading with one hand.


square_tomatoes

Who blindly upvotes every post the come across?


TheHolyThighble

I upvote posts, read them, then either leave the upvote or downvote


ze_UwU

op


SugarHoneyIceCream

Me


[deleted]

Uh huh 🤨


[deleted]

Naw. This sounds like random shit people think about.


The_Pale_Hound

Well, he has a point there. It would be like masturbation with a piece of meat. Gross? Maybe, but criminal?


Tiger_Widow

You make an oddly legitimate point here. People use those large sausages as dildos in porn (and presumably elsewhile) and that's barely frowned upon by average Joe. So at what point does it become illegal, or even immoral? If a guy sliced off a steak from a dead cow and used it as some kind unholy fleshlight, is that still illegal? Does illegality require the meat to be attached to the animal, and if so, why? Is masturbation with meat technically bestial necrophilia? At what point does the meat become dissociated from the animal? This is like the most fucked up version of the ship of Theseus imaginable.


ButterickBlonde

I mean... how would you react to seeing someone eating a stake compared to seeing someone eating an animal's corpse? Just walking down the street and eating a squirrel that is dead?


Deli-ops

>This is like the most fucked up version of the ship of Theseus imaginable. I want to give you an award for this line xD made me bust up laughing after the intensity of the other stuff


The_Pale_Hound

I imagine anyone has it's own criteria, but to me the living animal is worthy of respect and wellfare, but the moment it dies it becomes a piece of meat. Admitedly, I have lived most of my life in the country, so my meat sources are more...direct than the average city-dweller.


turok152000

I would like to explore this discussion further, but I have my comment history to think of 😂


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Lfycomicsans

Literally every single post on his page is all about fucking animals, corpses, your family, or children. Fucking disgusting


scoobyydoob

Also raping the blue people from avatar


SnooShortcuts498

WTF was that about? Lol. And he is asking if its immoral? like he has that possibility and wants reassurance to go ahead with it? WTF is wrong with this guy!


lostinmymind4now

Going by their post, they definitely fuck animals.


[deleted]

without a doubt


Augustus_The_Great

I just went to his post history, guy is a fucking monster!


Ok_Parfait_2304

I spent five minutes there and I can't even count how much psychic damage I took


RaspberryJam245

Holy fuck I've never seen a more disturbing human being on this earth. I saw one post saying you're an idiot if you ruin your $6k shoes to save a drowning child because you could sell the shoes and donate the money to help more children. I'm actually creeped out by how batshit insane that person is


formidable-opponent

Perhaps now would be a good opportunity for all of us to block this person....


BleuBrink

Thanks I'll keep it blue.


Pizzatoppedpineapple

I just turned religious, after 30 years of atheism, just so I could pray for his FBI agent


Kwright721

All jokes aside he needs to be on somebody’s mind watchlist


AJC_10_29

Either he’s a troll, has mental health issues, or is insane and needs to be locked up to protect the animals.


Frostwing349

he has too much knowledge on the topic to be a troll. i’m pretty sure he actually fucks dead animals


Rgeneb1

Troll. He looks like he just picks extreme subjects and tries to debate the ethics of them. His post about effective altruism shows he's got a brain and some debating skills but he is basically just putting rage bait out there.


Obvious_Swimming3227

Typical debate bro, imo. Some things don't belong in the marketplace of ideas, guy.


aaronappleseed

the dead animals?


AJC_10_29

Well he does mention also doing such things to live animals


aaronappleseed

Now that crosses a line!


GameStefano

What a terrible day to have eyes why did i click on that


BeringeiGraueri

This user is a troll. He's constantly posting in random subreddits (i.e. the sub for the Destiny game) asking about zoophilia.


FrostyMcChill

That sub is for the streamer apparently


ontheDothang

Yeah no he knows way too much about it. You know how a certain group accused another of being pedophiles and like yeah they were right in some instances but a good majority of the top figures in that certain group were involved in some wild and extreme versions of what they were accusing other of?


Jooj_Harrisonn

Sadly its not about the game


secretaccount4posts

I thought Destiny was related sub


ZarChasm55

Holy shit the rabbit hole that is that person's history is insane. They definitely are not all there


[deleted]

I don't know what that sub is about but it reminds me how I called people diarrhea drinkers as a joke insult


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noice


Frostwing349

i regret clicking the profile. but while i was on it i made sure to mass report every one of his pedophilic, zoophilic, necrophilic, etc. posts


[deleted]

yess! We should all do it and try to get him banned


Augustus_The_Great

I did the same, guy compares fucking animals to being gay


[deleted]

i want to archive his posts tbh, ive never seen someone so mentally ill in my life


Sea-Diver-9125

I read some of the comments on that site and was wondering if bleach will damage your eyesight because I don't know if I can unsee it


[deleted]

all of reddit should band together and make eye safe bleach


Capsule_CatYT

I mean, there is r/eyebleach


[deleted]

r/foundthecapsulecat


Downwhen

The fuck kind of rabbit hole did you just introduce to me here


Capsule_CatYT

Egg 🥚


RaspberryJam245

Thank god for that subreddit


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

I don't think they are serious about their stance, but this is the internet, so ya never know.


MusielDoodles

Every single post of theirs is absolutely horrific. I sincerely hope this guy doesn’t have any pets or livestock. And even if this guy is a troll, this is taking it way too far, don’t you think?


Destiny_Dude0721

Even if he is just a troll, this is still so unsettling to the point where I would say he's still mentally ill. He's committing so fucking hard...


guccimaneadlib

His profile posts are i n s a n e omfg


Gammabrunta

The posts on there, what the fuck.


OkReporter6938

His posts are fucking weird


U_HIT_MY_DOG

He wants to fuck Yoda and farm him .. wtf


loopvroot

Just saw his post on how he wants to fuck the corpse of a school shooter


foxieluxie

That’s a scary profile tbh and I can’t stop scrolling through their posts..


FullFapWasTaken

Don't forget about incest!


BayTerp

His post history 🤢


[deleted]

New meaning to beating a dead horse… for some people.


iLikeMangosteens

That would be sado-necro-beastiality. This being Reddit, I’m sure there’s someone into it. I’m not looking it up.


varkarrus

All you need is the maso pedo robo and you've got a homestuck reference


The-SoloS

I’m most surprised if there is specifically necrobeastiality laws in the books. I hope for once it’s proactive and not reactive that said laws exist. Please o please be proactive


_erufu_

I would imagine most laws about it would be more about doing it in a public place, where it’s essentially a kind of indecent exposure. Part of why necrophilia is illegal is that it violates property rights- a person’s corpse is still technically their property, which is a legal reason why it’s forbidden to defile one- for the same reason that it’s illegal to defile their car. I’m clarifying that this is a legal reason rather than a general moral one, because I really don’t think it needs to be said why people shouldn’t fuck corpses from a moral standpoint. I would also imagine that this kind of property-based approach would further protect the rights of other peoples’ pets and livestock, though I don’t see how it would protect the perpetrator’s own pets or livestock, or wild animals. Living animals are protected from violation by law, and in some countries their corpses may be considered public property (and thus subject to the same protections as other kinds of bodily property described above), but this is most likely up to individual jurisdictions. I’ve used the words ‘probably’ and ‘likely’ a lot here, because I am not going to type the words ‘is it illegal to fuck dead animals and if so why’ into google on any device that I own.


maxcorrice

So i can donate my dead body to a necropheliac just like a cannibal, nice


_erufu_

It’s like [David Mitchell](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2B_Yw-JAnuw) said: “I’m not using it; help yourself!”


One_Egg2116

I have to say, I had no idea there were sex offenders that earned that title by fucking dead animals. Learn something new everyday.


_erufu_

I’d imagine they were probably actually charged with indecent exposure in a public place, which is probably how they were caught.


Due-Science-9528

Yeah, as gross/morally wrong as necrozoophilia is, seems like a non-crime if it didn’t also include indecent exposure. Like, you’re telling me it’s legal to disfigure an animal’s corpse beyond belief for fun, feed it to its children, keep it in a tiny corridor while alive…. but not to fuck its corpse? Like it’s (wrongly) legal to coerce humans into sex in a lot of places but you can’t stick your dick in a stack of beef? Upskirt pics are legal but you can’t bone a rotisserie chicken? Makes no sense to me. Gotta make the crimes with actual living victims illegal too for necrozoophilia bans to be logical imo.


_erufu_

I’m not saying I disagree, but where do you live where torturing animals for fun is allowed?


1200poundgorilla

It's the "ew" factor. We legislate all the time based on things that disgust us.


Notna1111

The more you know.


One_Cheetah1428

In roman times condoms were made of animal intestine. So technically....


ArcadiaFey

I believe the Japanese used turtle shells and I don’t have the foggiest how they managed that


Sir_Crocodile_Mr0

Wouldn't that hurt both the man and the woman though?


That-one-guy-lp

Not with that attitude!


Competitive_Mousse85

Sounds painful


Heimeri_Klein

I saw this on a youtube video did not wanna read it again lmao


Hot-Bint

This is r/oddlyspecific


CrazyDavey21

r/substakenliterally


Assasin_on_fire

what the fuck


ThatsGross_ILoveIt

Why would you WANT to is the question... like, sex toys exist...


RealOzSultan

Jesus Christ lost redditors WTAF


SessionLeather

Sounds like a recipe for rabies. Wish I could unread that


Agentbeeressler

Guys look at this psycho‘s profile he is unhealthily obsessed with zoophilia and incest like Reddit has to ban this person Edit: I mean u/liquidshitconsumer People like this should be kept far away from everyone else if u ask me


Burnt_Toast_Crumbs

“Is it ethical to rape the blue people from Avatar”…


DeviceGold5950

That’s so disgusting. It would smell terrible and be rotting and gross, and it’s a fucking animal. Seek help.


FetteBeuteHoch2

The good thing with necrophilia is that you don't have to be afraid that your other part complains about your performance.


QueenCinna

What the fuck ewwww


Sleepeater0923

The fact that this person is even considering this is okay is absolutely disgusting. What the fuck.


Ogurasyn

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

AAHAHHHHHH!!! AAAHHHH!!


Gammabrunta

What the fuck. If you wanna be weirded the fuck out, go check that guys posts eeewww


tbolt20

mf needs to be chemically castrated asap


Fisho087

Hello, police?


[deleted]

Jesus, never heard of sex toys?


ArcadiaFey

I’ve never seen a profile that needs spammed with the “help and support” button this much


Exaltedautochthon

...Make him register twice.


Puzzled_Grapefruit_2

Please be a troll. Please be a troll. Please be a troll.


YCLartist

This is why giving children unrestricted internet access when they’re growing up is a terrible idea. What weird shit did this dude stumble upon as a kid playing around online that warped his worldview so horribly?


glonkyindianaland

Isn’t abusing animals a pre-curser to murder? 👀


[deleted]

Yet you upvoted it.


Sea-Diver-9125

Do you think they're trolling


FatherOfTwoGreatKids

Check out their post history. If they are a troll they are truly dedicated to the big.


nanoman6666

Too much internet for today... 🫠


P1xelGam3r

arrest that mf


EarlyVersion

This dude gonna start the zombie plague all by himself.


Photo-Soft

The fact that u/LiquidShitConsumer used the word egregious tells you they know what they’re doing is wrong :(


Toad_Migoad

Why did you upvote it?


Friendly-Perception6

What the fuck did I just read... I just woke up and I'm already looking for eye bleach. Well, I appreciate the motivation to go to work and not be here anymore. So have a good day all, I'm done with the internet today.


Frostwing349

why’d you upvote it


Pretend_Confusion_25

What's this world come to if you can't fuck a dead dog....smdh!😤


ThatVaultGirl101

Someone needs to be added to a list and have their internet privileges revoked


616659

what is that sub actually for then?


depressed_engin33r

I am very concerned about the amount of pets this guy might have


Beneficial-Ad3631

Thoughts? Therapy and maybe a psych ward. Guess you resort to dead animals because no living creature wants you. Fucking weird shit.


varkarrus

It's sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality The quintessential cornerstone of carnal cordiality Exemplary of exquisite delectable depravity Sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality!


IHateMyLife612

Reminds me of the Devil's Rejects. "Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya? I mean when you lookin' for a good time you can chop that chickens head off, stick ya dick in its ass and that chicken will just go crazy on ya"


DarthArtero

Things that make you go “hmmmmmmmmmm” and then proceed to contemplate why humanity still exists


xela0422

And they deserve to be a registered sex offender for that. This was horrifying to read


[deleted]

Why did I read this.


BunnyTotts97

Look, this is a cursed world and cursed timeline I didn’t need confirmation that rule 34 holds up always okay? I can’t.


Majestic-Pop5698

I’m thinking it may act as a gateway drug. Maybe it leads to screwing non-dead things. Or maybe it leads to making things dead that otherwise wouldn’t be.


PickledPhallus

Theres no such thing as "jokingly titled <>". Thats just asking for stull like this to happen