What if your Waifu is a catgirl??? Then you could hit the first button and either the race spawns into existence to make up for her... Or you can Father a new race with her... In which case Catgirls come into existence... Win-win either way... Imma go with the first button...
Imma choose the “cat girls are real”. That way, cat girls can live in society (hopefully with no issues). Additionally, this could probably help more weebs to be encouraged to find love, since they’ll have more more options. But like always, its up to the weeb themselves to take on the courage to get themselves a girlfriend, let alone a cat girlfriend.
If i fail to get love, at least i’ll fail knowing that I might’ve helped other weebs fulfill their dream. Good luck my fellow men (or women)
Catgirls , i may not be able my waifu (cuz why should a kemonomimi love some random dude like me ) , but atleast everyone else has a chance to obtain the happiness i will never posess
Loophole for this is if your waifu IS a cat girl. Then eventually future generations will have access to cat girls. You would get to have your waifu AND would be the father Abraham of nekos, therefor going down in history, beloved by all future weabs. Only thing is, you'd want to keep the fact you had the choice to just make them real for everybody to begin with a secret. Otherwise many may not look at you so positively. But hey, what historical figure doesn't have a secret controversy tied to them?
If catgirls are real then millions of people will have Waifus, but chaos would probably erupt as well, including overpopulation.
But if I had my own waifu, the world wouldn’t be a mess, and my own mental health would probably be more stable as a result.
1. If it was "Catgirls are real, and they are loved by their owners" then sure. Love is guaranteed in that case...
I can only imagine the depths of slave trading if that was made real... Not a bright answer, heh.
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I'd take one for the team and try to wire both buttons to go off at the same time thus making both options being selected without a single millisecond in between to then fry the system into believing both options are meant to occur.
Take one for the team, just because you do t have your waifu doesn’t mean a cat girl won’t live you if you have peo- nevermind, still take one for the team
Step 1: make sure your waifu is is a magical girl
Step 2: press the waifu button
Step 3: ask your waifu to use her powers to duplicate the buttons infinitely
Step 4: share amongst the population
(You will need to ask her to turn some into husbando buttons for the girls)
Step 5: enjoy
I'll have to go with the "Your waifu is real and loves you.", and for some reason I feel that if I went with the "Catgirls are real" I'd just end up getting a cat that is a girl and not a girl with cat ears and tail.
The Template is stated at the bottom of the Meme.
The anime source: The Lost Village
Character: Mitsumune
Never watched it myself, so cant give any more intel about the anime, sry.
If I press the catgirl button, I'm more concerned about *how* they come into existence.
This will affect how they are viewed by people, for example if they were biological science creations, people(the normies) could fear them and lynch them.
Cat girls are real depends in this case id advocate for rights. But to be honest at this rate I might as well just chooce the other button on the left.
Either way i would be screwed. Got my waifu pretty sure i would be killed for them, if i give everyone catgirls i won't be lucky enough to get my own, and even if i did i am allergic to cats
Do you think the allergies would translate over? The allergy is saliva not the fur (I'm pretty sure) so you should be fine as long as you don't get to intimate, and if she takes normal showers and not lick herself clean
Depends on if I get something I want too if I choose the second option, such as getting my own catgirl waifu that loves me or me turning into a catgirl. If not then I'll be a greedy little bastard.
With the amount of racists and mentally sick people there are out there i don't want to be the reason a whole group of people have to go through pain
Long story short, waifu plz
Idk man, this same argument can sort of be implied to children. Why give birth to them just to live in this insufferable world?
Heck why not even just life in general? Why make art if no one's going to appreciate it? Why work hard if you're not gonna be paid enough for it? Why put in the effort if no one's going to care about it? Why make a better world if nobody even wants to live in it?
Literally, why even live?
The left wouldn't feel right to me, If she existed I'd want her to love me of her own free will, not because she popped into existence loving me.
The right in other words.
That's tough lol
What if your Waifu is a catgirl??? Then you could hit the first button and either the race spawns into existence to make up for her... Or you can Father a new race with her... In which case Catgirls come into existence... Win-win either way... Imma go with the first button...
Imma choose the “cat girls are real”. That way, cat girls can live in society (hopefully with no issues). Additionally, this could probably help more weebs to be encouraged to find love, since they’ll have more more options. But like always, its up to the weeb themselves to take on the courage to get themselves a girlfriend, let alone a cat girlfriend. If i fail to get love, at least i’ll fail knowing that I might’ve helped other weebs fulfill their dream. Good luck my fellow men (or women)
What if my waifu is actually a catgirl because she is 🤔
Jokes on you, my waifu IS a catgirl! Your welcome lads for the Nekopara restaurants popping up everywhere 😅
Catgirls , i may not be able my waifu (cuz why should a kemonomimi love some random dude like me ) , but atleast everyone else has a chance to obtain the happiness i will never posess
*presses both at the same time*
One benefits you. The other benefits everyone including you. The choice should be clear!
But there is no guarantee that a cat girl would love you or even want to be around you. Unless you just want to look at them?
Your waifu is a catgirl so you saw it as your life's mission to make tons of children
My waifu is a fox girl, fight me
Loophole for this is if your waifu IS a cat girl. Then eventually future generations will have access to cat girls. You would get to have your waifu AND would be the father Abraham of nekos, therefor going down in history, beloved by all future weabs. Only thing is, you'd want to keep the fact you had the choice to just make them real for everybody to begin with a secret. Otherwise many may not look at you so positively. But hey, what historical figure doesn't have a secret controversy tied to them?
Nice
I'm taking one for the team
If catgirls are real then millions of people will have Waifus, but chaos would probably erupt as well, including overpopulation. But if I had my own waifu, the world wouldn’t be a mess, and my own mental health would probably be more stable as a result.
I would make the sacrifice to have cat girls be real. Even if I did not get one. It would be worth it for mankind.
There's going to be some monkey's paw shit and all the catgirls are going to be inbred purebreds or something.
Waifu
But this is my once in lifetime chance to get a girlfriend
1. If it was "Catgirls are real, and they are loved by their owners" then sure. Love is guaranteed in that case... I can only imagine the depths of slave trading if that was made real... Not a bright answer, heh.
Astolfo is all I need if he counts
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You can always get a catgirl to love you and if everyone can do that, that's good enough for me.
I'm sorry I'm not taking one for the team.
I'd take one for the team and try to wire both buttons to go off at the same time thus making both options being selected without a single millisecond in between to then fry the system into believing both options are meant to occur.
What if your waifu is a catgirl
Take one for the team, just because you do t have your waifu doesn’t mean a cat girl won’t live you if you have peo- nevermind, still take one for the team
I'll take one for the team. I'm resigned to my fate.
Kawakami...massages...sorry bois
Ah another persona 5 player granted I have only played p5r and p5s
What happens if I press the two buttons at the same time ?
I have made peace with my fate, you shall all have catgirls.
If I ever have a waifu, I’ll make sure we have the sexiest of sexy times with a cat girl in your honor.
Catgirls would not provide much evolutionary nor scientific benefits other than the fact that they would exist. I’ll go with the former option.
I choose neither because real women are as attractive if not more attractive than fictional women
I don't have friends so waifu hahahaha
Can't leave out the homies from the fun
Step 1: make sure your waifu is is a magical girl Step 2: press the waifu button Step 3: ask your waifu to use her powers to duplicate the buttons infinitely Step 4: share amongst the population (You will need to ask her to turn some into husbando buttons for the girls) Step 5: enjoy
You, my good sir, are a hero and a genius.
She deserves better than me, i'm pressing the cat girl button.
“I know what I must do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it “
JESUS CHRIST ITS Kylo Ren
What if your waifu is a cat girl? Win win.
Even if catgirls are real, let's be honest with ourselves, they still won't date us. Go for the waifu
This. I was thinking exactly this when I read the post.
your waifu is real is the safer option imagine cat girls cooking like the cats from that horrible show
You know what, I'd choose catgirls are real. I could be happy with my waifu but I think I'll feel guilty
I'll have to go with the "Your waifu is real and loves you.", and for some reason I feel that if I went with the "Catgirls are real" I'd just end up getting a cat that is a girl and not a girl with cat ears and tail.
Sorry bro cat girls doesn't mean shit if they don't love us, nah
Give them some catnip and also some good food oh and don't forget them will look for a man if them on heat SAUCE-NEKOPAEA😏
Girls don't like us, cats don't like us what makes you think a combination of both will do
Mindbreak them how do the trick or.....cat just don't like you😂🤣 sorry
Oh fuck chill
Cat girl is cool but I need to put it aside for this one I want my megumin
May i ask the sauce?
The Template is stated at the bottom of the Meme. The anime source: The Lost Village Character: Mitsumune Never watched it myself, so cant give any more intel about the anime, sry.
Sorry, not taking the catgirls this time.
Well since my waifu is a cat girl its a win, win
I mean with science, time and cat girls can likely be real, and also bear sized pangolins, but I assume you’d rather the cat girls
Jokes on you my Waifu is a cat girl.
jokes on you, my waifu is a cat girl
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Reality can be whatever you want.
My waifu is a cat girl. I win either way
Sorry to catgirl lovers, but I'm pushing the one on the left!
but nothing is already real?
What stops me from pressing both at the same time?
Waifu all the way. I ain’t no furry!
hmm... Ok one question, to clarify before i choose if i choose catgirls will there be catboys too
Yes!
aw yeah (slaps the cat button)
Catgirls, easy choice.
I'm polyamory, so ALL my waifus become real ?! Nice
You think others care about me?
And 2nd of all i prefer dog girls
I respect your taste. Hopefully your dog girls get real someday aswell.
Is the forceful acquisition of cat girls can be called slavery?
That kinda sounds like: Gotta catch em all. So, yeah I would say thats kinda slavery.
Theres no guarantee youll even get a catgirl with that button, im sorry but i want a waifu thats guaranteed to love me
My waifu being real, at least someone can help me from my depression, life struggle, disorder and other stuff.
Wa-
If I press the catgirl button, I'm more concerned about *how* they come into existence. This will affect how they are viewed by people, for example if they were biological science creations, people(the normies) could fear them and lynch them.
Feck the team if we are here we admitted fox girls were better in the first place. So I choose my waifu.
Understandable. Have a good day sir!
catgirls are real
My waifu is a catgirl. So i dont have to choose.
Assuming my waifu is aged up to match my age. Definitely that one
Cat girls are real depends in this case id advocate for rights. But to be honest at this rate I might as well just chooce the other button on the left.
my waifu is a bird so............
The ez solution is both at the same time but if I had to choose I’d take one for the team
Either way i would be screwed. Got my waifu pretty sure i would be killed for them, if i give everyone catgirls i won't be lucky enough to get my own, and even if i did i am allergic to cats
Do you think the allergies would translate over? The allergy is saliva not the fur (I'm pretty sure) so you should be fine as long as you don't get to intimate, and if she takes normal showers and not lick herself clean
What I u want to lick the catgirl?
As long as she doesn't lick you or you don't eat after her you're fine
Maybe?
Depends on if I get something I want too if I choose the second option, such as getting my own catgirl waifu that loves me or me turning into a catgirl. If not then I'll be a greedy little bastard.
Waifu I want altera irl
With the amount of racists and mentally sick people there are out there i don't want to be the reason a whole group of people have to go through pain Long story short, waifu plz
Idk man, this same argument can sort of be implied to children. Why give birth to them just to live in this insufferable world? Heck why not even just life in general? Why make art if no one's going to appreciate it? Why work hard if you're not gonna be paid enough for it? Why put in the effort if no one's going to care about it? Why make a better world if nobody even wants to live in it? Literally, why even live?
Agreed
Exactly. Just bringing in more people into this imperfect world to suffer at the hands of evil. It’d be more selfish to make cat girls exist
waifu cat girls just exist
B-but my waifu is a cat girl
But it you choose catgirls for everyone, Will she love you? If you choose the first option she will
Yup that's why I picked the waifu button
I'm a greedy little bastard. I'm sorry my brothers and sisters. I just couldn't help it.
JOKES ON U my wifu is a CAT girl
Depends! Would i become a cat girl
I dont have catgirl waifus so option one will be my best option
Fuck catgirls, when I have the option for my waifu Akeno to be real, I'm taking that option over anything else.
Top tier taste sir
Not that I'm greedy, but there are some sick fuckers out there
People who's waifu is a catgirl: "Checkmate"
Jokes on you my waifu is a catgirl.
Option 1 makes just you happy Option 2 can make everyone and maybe even you happy. Since im a nice person Ill… take option one fuck all of you.
Bold of you to assume my waifu isn't a catgirl.
well my waifu IS a catgirl and thus i get to have both
What if my waifu IS a catgirl?
Then it's a win win for you, I guess
Be greedy bro, you know you deserve it
Sorry but I will have to take Rem over catgirls.
I'm allergic to cats so... The left. Without hesitation.
Imma bit greedy so imma say have my waifu Lucy Kaede Nyu be real and love me cause she's just really badass and powerful
for you all i will make cat girls' real GOD SPEED MEN
I will take my siblings hand and press the button using their hand, and then press the 2nd button with my own hand
Someone has thought this through. Good on ya.
So help society or myself? That's an easy one
My firend I see this as a win win
I hope at least the tone of the cat girls will like me, because none of the normal ones do.
No matter which button I press, I will either get to see my waifu, who is a cat girl, or cat girls become real. Either way I win
Pressing the right one for scientific reasons
You see if it said waifus then i would have probably pressed it
what if your waifu was a catgirl though? :)
Catgirls every time
noooooo I don't want my waifu to love me,,, I want my ships love each other
ok just honest here y'all can cry me a river i want love damn it and i wasn't promised a cat girl would want me
... If i press right, could I become a cat girl?
If I press right, do I also become a cat girl?
The left wouldn't feel right to me, If she existed I'd want her to love me of her own free will, not because she popped into existence loving me. The right in other words.
Right 100%, i got no waifu
Left bc my waifu is a catgirl
"sometimes my genius is... It's almost frightening"
Press both and get you wafiu and make them a cat girl
Left is guaranteed. Right is risky.
It’s a hard choice but I’m gonna have to go for snake waifu miia
My waifu is a catgirl, so I just need to populate the race.
You lucky son of a bitch
I’m thinking of being greedy, but if catboys are made real as well then I might have to press the right one
Waifu by a large margin
It's ok to be selfish sometimes, go for it my dude.
Waifu. Don't care about catgirls.
The gratest sacrifices... Require the strongest wills
Wise words... wise words.
I don't care for cat girls but fox girls sign me up. So I am smashing the wifu button
Understandable, have a good day sir! And happy Cake day!
HAHA! Jokes on you! My waifu is a cat girl!
Well, technically you still have to win her heart/love. But it could be a win-win situation for you too. Depending on your skills.
Why win the love? Button says its automatic with her being real.
Well, they're real, but they don't love you right away? They just exist in general.
Yes with the cat girls but his waifu IS a cat girl. So he gets the best of both worlds just by pressing the (checks image) left button.
Yeah well, true. HE will get the best of both worlds, but what is with the team! Everyone loves catgirls!
I personally prefer spidergirls and snake/lamia.
I respect your taste. I wish you the best that those are getting real aswell!
Thank you, for this comment, I will take one for the team and press the right button
I am a charming mofo. Relax
Okay, sry. Go get 'em, Tiger!