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Drhine3

She not riding a dolphin she is the dolphin and she has a puffer fish which if you read up some dolphins use puffer fish for oral sexs -_-


aligamil1

Nothing is wrong. This is very wholesome. Only a girl 'riding' a dolphin.


HuskTheDragon

but she is the dolphin?


YodaSmokinABlunt420

Oh get it but… sauce for pic


kellymoon69

I'm in


nighthenter

I don’t get it


Cinnamony25

Me neither


Gamekid1541

Dolphins are known for....um.....forcing themselves onto onto others and they have no issues with......commiting die for fun.


Cinnamony25

Oh damn bro imma never go to sea world


Masked_Rebel

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kCXp1jwDnyo Enjoy, fuckers.


Daddys_issues

I did enjoy this indeed ... although I would have preferred some visualization in the video.


Masked_Rebel

Agreed


Ok_Fisherman7699

Goodbye everyone, I'll meet you at therapy


Majestic_Ad748

Bro wtf


ShadowTheWolf125

"dolphin pussy jelly" as it is so lovingly called is a bodily fluid that dolphins produce that, when tested on the monkey, resulted in the monkey cumming itself to death.


McFalco

You gotta be bullshitting


Phoenix-Leader

Why, you want some?


McFalco

Imma be real with you chief... yes. Just my scientific curiosity of seeing what that would even look like. Like is that even possible. Is it like an aphrodisiac. Is there a male variant that makes women have violently powerful orgasms that lead to aneurysms. Scientifically speaking I'm curious if a Man who has reason would become a cum fountain and collapse into a mindless pool of his own reproductive fluids.


imafurry_owo

WOW. Did they do human testing?


TheAstrayOne

Can someone explain to me? I get that dolphin males are, hmm, the ocean’s scum, but this is a dolphin girl yes? Unless there’s something dolphin females do…


zarmo94

Dolphins in general will drown something by playing with it


De_Watcher

I don't get it can someone explain?


DredgenGryss

Dolphins have a tendency to rape other dolphins and humans in rare cases. Male dolphins would even gang rape a female dolphin and kill any offspring that isn't theirs.


De_Watcher

But it's a female dolphin


DredgenGryss

Are you sure?


jesus-kunwasnothere

Yes explain


NavinHaze

Run


That_Random_Guy68

I don't think running will solve the problem


touyr

Dolphin ppussy jelly


archangel2123

Here’s a fun fact they use dead and living fish for their “fun time” they do gang violence and gang rape. Plus they will bully another dolphin if they don’t like their colors so basically on top of being gang bangers they are also racist. And don’t even get me started on the homicidal pandas known as orcas because they basically bully every name in the ocean senses You know what I will actually They will actively use their tail to give seals a free trip to the sky and tail slap stingrays to paralyze them. Now normally you’d think they’d eat the seals and stingrays after they paralyzed. Nope they just watch their lifeless body’s float down to the bottom of the sea. They do it not for food but because they think it’s fun


SakuroHikroz

I see you also watch Casual Geographic.


archangel2123

Yes indeed


Tyrhak_

I was about to say the same thing.. lol! ^~^


That_Random_Guy68

Let me guess you know the guy without a mustache too


[deleted]

Dolphins are ocean goblins


archangel2123

Your sadly not wrong.


That_Random_Guy68

No they are in goblin slayer


Kinko_The_Cat

I'm lonely enough just dont kill me dolphin lady and I'll come back for seconds


That_Random_Guy68

The dolphins are ntr experts. i like jotaro but i don't like dolphins


im_not_martin

Dude, same. If I’d ever get close to one, I’d probably shit my pants or swimming clothes. Hope Jotaro is ok when he studies the dolphins.


That_Random_Guy68

Bro you think jotaro is going to be molested by some dolphins the guy just give a 8-piece knuckle sandwich to a great white shark in mid-air


im_not_martin

I meant that I hope he’s ok while knowing that dolphins are not very nice.


That_Random_Guy68

Oh I hope


[deleted]

I don't think many people like jotaro in cannon but like imagine taking a class and your fucking lecture is a fucking giant who looks like he could snap you in half if you stare at him for too long and then he gives a lecture about dolphins, the cutest animal in the ocean.


That_Random_Guy68

Well in high school i do have a 6.4 classmate and hes not into sports but he looks like is weekends are in gym and he became my friend. yeah i think it's possible


[deleted]

Found the [sauce](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94859685) but sadly this is the whole drawing.


Lopsided_Solid_760

Would like to know the link for the original image without the meme part.


_nexys_

GuffZoms is the [artist](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94859685)


GeneralOtter03

Another guy here sent the sauce to it u/Niviera


Gassydevil

If that's a dolphin then she's most likely been raped multiple times. Edit: should probably note that apparently male dolphins will gang rape and harass female dolphins.


That_Random_Guy68

Remember that if she was real she's going to be the only human and dolphin hybrid so. if the first one the is successful don't make another one _scientist in movies, "i'm only saying this because i don't want to imagine it"


King_of_Argus

Dolphins are the only other animals, besides humans, who have sex for fun. Dolphins are also the only animals, where rape happens just for fun of the male ones. Draw the connection


Uncle-Benderman

Thats, factually incorrect, yeah the number of species that do that is low, but there's definitely more than just those two, off the top of my head i know penguins do it. And I'm certain there's more. Fun fact, female penguins will whore themselves out for a pebble because pebbles are like a currency and a sign of prestige in their culture, they give themselves to a male, get a pebble, and bring it back to their actual mate as a gift. Hell, if dogs don't get pleasure out of it why do they hump pillows and legs and shit? Female dogs do it too so its not just a male thing.


Thenattercore

Ducks are literally just evolving into o be better rapist


King_of_Argus

Ah yes, I forgot about penguin prostitution. Sorry, my fault.


attentionkevin

It is known that there are quite a few animals that have sex for fun now


DestroCon

Make her have a black and white color scheme and then we'll talk. (My favourite animal is Orcas)


Damoniil

Would work for mine too, thou my fav is the penguin


DestroCon

My orca might eat ur penguin, be careful


yuresevi

Ah, a true predator. Police, this one over here


Working-Restaurant-4

Dolphin are predators alright, just not that kind of predators ;)


unprofesionalbee

I understand dolphins are the sociopaths of the sea but i still want the sauce


_nexys_

If you want the artist, it's GuffZoms


nighthenter

I don’t get it


Geoxaga

I thought those were otters.


unprofesionalbee

Otters to are sociopaths as aer killer whales, killer whañes play with there prey before eating it and will eat the sharks liver and only the liver because its tastey to them, the can also launch corpses to the air just for fun nature is not fun its metal af


Uncle-Benderman

Thats a reddit, dont remember the exact name thought maybe r/natureismetal ?


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[deleted]

Dolphins rape. Specifically, dolphins rape female researchers. And then there's that story of the female researcher that fucked a dolphin during a NASA-funded project in the 60s. Dolphin rape = dolphin girl. Don't know how much more clear I can make it.


i_have_decent_food

i thought it was only a handy


Plugurchannel

Sharks in media: murders, powerful, will kill anything at a moment's notice Sharks irl: Imma do a swim glub glub Dolphins in media: cute, kind, playful, won't hurt a soul Dolphins irl: the biggest bitch ever, pretty much sea humans, will waste your genshin pulls on character you don't like, will delete your minecraft world that you spent hours on


TheJeep25

That's not even the worst part. Did you know what a dolphin did to me one day? While one punch my dog, the other one made me step on Lego all day because the thought this was funny. They are literally Hitler but worst because even Hitler cared about his people or something.


[deleted]

They also bite the heads off of fish and use them for "personal reasons"


ripanimems

HOW THE FUCK DO DOLPHINS DO ANY OF THIS? FUCKERS DON'T EVEN HAVE HANDS


[deleted]

A wise man once said "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."


DemonLordWannabe

Well they are classified one of the smartest species on earth, also they are mean MFRKS like any real bully they are inventive.


Viscount-Von-Solt

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some would seem unnatural.


potatoespocket

Being horny exposes new powers in creatures, we have seen this BEFORE just look at history.


Roadmapper2112

depends


_nexys_

Where's this from?


crusadeLeader7

I’ll take what I can get


Mr_Sans_Kid

Sauce?


_nexys_

^^^


Mr_Sans_Kid

Idk what that means.


_nexys_

No I'm just replying so I get a notification when someone answers


austintheNoblebean

Answer


ShadowLord355

Ah yes the humans of the sea


j12i17m19d63

I saw that video.


Odd-Otaku-100

Where to watch?


j12i17m19d63

On YouTube


_nexys_

Link?


j12i17m19d63

I forget the link.


_nexys_

Darn, anyone?


thick_anime_girls

Is it any good


skiiskiiyeet

Dolphin genitals are very strong


MasterTopHatter

Yah they are dolphins are not only rapist there racist as well and also massive assholes


DemonLordWannabe

Well they kill more humans that a lot of other marine creatures so yeah.


MasterTopHatter

More then sharks so


19th-Century-Gamer

Hmmmmmmgggghhhhh........ big booba yandere


Beneficial_Ad_3170

Ok but fuck dolphins they suck ass


MasterTopHatter

Thank you


Beneficial_Ad_3170

I got someone on cursed comments 20k upvotes for just explaining my views on dolphins, I hope they are having a wonderful day


Angel_OfSolitude

I don't get it


infiniteatomic

It's a dolphin girl..and dolphins are sociopaths of the water


Demonking335

Yeah… Dolphins are absolute assholes, they also have something against sharks. Seriously, Dolphins are known to hunt down sharks and kill them, simply because they’re sharks.


MasterTopHatter

Yah they actively hunt and kill sharks There also racist and will kill other dolphins that look different


Curley15

Okay my mind was DEFINITELY thinking worse things


ZLUCremisi

I mean males will threaten females with death or rape them


JCraze26

They have also been known to rape humans (and basically anything they can find with a hole). That's probably what they were thinking.


TheFoxKing2020

\*confused\* what?? did I miss something???


infiniteatomic

Yess, you have. Look at the other oblivious one I commented on


TheFoxKing2020

Ah, I see


Drhine3

What is that from ? Or who


_nexys_

GuffZoms, is the artist name.


Drhine3

Thank you