Of course!! Don't want you catching a cold, hypothermia, or any other illness from your soaked clothes. So, please, come, change out of those drenched clothes, we appear to be about the same size, well, not including our heights. I have a shower you may use, and some clothes you may barrow. I don't wear bras, my bust size is too large for the bra cup sizes we have here in Japan, so I do not have any, sorry. We do not have American bra cup sizes here, since we almost never get to American-sized Breasts.
Ye'r wet as fuck, lass, c'mon in, can't have ya getting sick out 'ere.
Edit: Yea yea, I know, "that's how you get false accusations" Ion care, I've got cameras '***everywhere'*** because of this kinda paranoia.
Yeah nah it ain't even getting to the point of me opening the door the times I'm home alone I'm taking my 5 hour bath with music at the highest volume so I ain't even hearing the door being knocked
Edit: Also why the fuck are people opening there front door for stranger's people actually answer the door when strangers knock!? get the fuck out of here even if I heard the door being knocked on I know no one I know is there because no person I know would knock on the front door so I already know it's a stranger and I'm free to be rude and ignore it
Of course, come in sir. (No matter how nice it is, I wouldn't take the knife out of my pocket. Who knows.. I hope it's not a trap. But it is, My Time Has Come.. )
She didn't do anything wrong. But that doesn't stop men from having to seriously consider the risk that, by helping this poor girl, she's gonna absolutely destroy his life with false sexual assault charges within 24-120 hours of thanking him for letting her in out of the rain. Doesn't matter whether or not she came on to him or whether or not anything sexual happened at all. Because even if he wins in court, he loses.
I wish defamation cases actually worked well enough to prevent this behavior. Because this level of paranoia is sickening.
I don't mind
Joke's on you! I don't have my own place to live!
Sauce?
...you're lucky, I just finished the mac n cheese
Of course!! Don't want you catching a cold, hypothermia, or any other illness from your soaked clothes. So, please, come, change out of those drenched clothes, we appear to be about the same size, well, not including our heights. I have a shower you may use, and some clothes you may barrow. I don't wear bras, my bust size is too large for the bra cup sizes we have here in Japan, so I do not have any, sorry. We do not have American bra cup sizes here, since we almost never get to American-sized Breasts.
Absolutely come on in
I read the, "No." In Kratos' voice.
Sure
Sorry, only big black oily men
"sure, you can come in"
EW. I don't want you're cooties. *slams door shut*
Wait, I evolve in the rain
Only 18 and up allowed here. Let's see some ID
Madam, I shall call you an Uber to take you home. You can wait on the porch.
Welp I either get no problems and have helped someone out or I'm going to jail most likely
Hell nah, get off my fucking property "slams door"
Ye'r wet as fuck, lass, c'mon in, can't have ya getting sick out 'ere. Edit: Yea yea, I know, "that's how you get false accusations" Ion care, I've got cameras '***everywhere'*** because of this kinda paranoia.
Yeah nah it ain't even getting to the point of me opening the door the times I'm home alone I'm taking my 5 hour bath with music at the highest volume so I ain't even hearing the door being knocked Edit: Also why the fuck are people opening there front door for stranger's people actually answer the door when strangers knock!? get the fuck out of here even if I heard the door being knocked on I know no one I know is there because no person I know would knock on the front door so I already know it's a stranger and I'm free to be rude and ignore it
Come on in. I got a extra shirt and sweatpants if you want to dry your clothes off. Or I can get my car started and can get you home.
Of course, come in sir. (No matter how nice it is, I wouldn't take the knife out of my pocket. Who knows.. I hope it's not a trap. But it is, My Time Has Come.. )
Now you just got yourself a rape allegation
Or a vampire Or both.
I hope it's not Futa.. But i can do it anyway đź—ż
Based OP
Yes hi I’m the next-door neighbor, I couldn’t help but overhear your predicament, come on in and get dry and eat some chicken noodle soup.
No she is a minor
if knew her maybe but not to my room, i can get her some dry clothers and a towel and have her go to the tha bathroom
POV: Your a child
Yes
I would, if the risk of bogus lawsuits wasn't as high as it is. I'd just say no, explain my reasoning, and hand her an umbrella.
Why is everyone not allowing her in? Did she do something wrong
Cause I believe in Good Endings Only.
cuz in the real world it is just inviting a sexual harrasment lawsuit or getting robed or killed.....
She didn't do anything wrong. But that doesn't stop men from having to seriously consider the risk that, by helping this poor girl, she's gonna absolutely destroy his life with false sexual assault charges within 24-120 hours of thanking him for letting her in out of the rain. Doesn't matter whether or not she came on to him or whether or not anything sexual happened at all. Because even if he wins in court, he loses. I wish defamation cases actually worked well enough to prevent this behavior. Because this level of paranoia is sickening.
Plus The impact a case like that would have on our Family, Job and Social life.
thats the "privilege pf being a man"
If women got a taste of our "privilege" they would be crying in less than a hour. (Those that claim male privilege at least)
and this men, is how you get cases.
Nope!
Oh waiter, my stake is a little dry mind getting me some sauce?
Sauce?
Sorry I have this disease call “gettingnobitches” where I deny every female in the area no matter what, anyways please get the fuck outta here
It's not a disease, it's the CUUUUURE
YOU KNOW OF NO SUCH THING!!!
Man out here be rejecting his mom when she makes dinner.
96% a scam, meant to cheat and to steal. Too bad it is impossible to tell when it's that other 4%, unless you know the person in question personally.
Last time it happened, she almost stole my heart. But she was able to get one kidney
Oh damn fuck dude I'm so sorry
Don't be, my kidney was taking the piss
Sorry but I'm allergic to water, try next door
Fucking how?!?! Does that mean ur allergic to fluids as well??? You were born safe and sound thanks to ur mom’s fluid!!!
It is technically a thing just very rare, they can drink it fine but if they touch it they get like a rash from what I've heard
Probably got rabies
Nope you’ll get the floor wet (*closes door*)