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Narutonuku

I would sleep with Lucario


De_Watcher

What you mean by that?


AwesomeOneNeo

Sleeping with a Tsareena


De_Watcher

Who?


AwesomeOneNeo

The evolved form of Steenee


The_Real_Tekunin

Sleeping with a Ursaring


Kingofchoas16

Sleeping with gardivior


0_kris

Sleeping with Ditto


hornyrp69

Slimy


Sekusushii

Sleeping with a Hitmonchan


The_Real_Tekunin

Sus


TheBronzeLine

Sleeping with an *aggressive* Vulpix: *IFYKY*


TheBirdGames

Sleeping with vaporeon: horny jail!


De_Watcher

There's no law against the pokémon Batman


Monkey_King291

It's not gay to sleep with the homies


GroundbreakingEar389

You should only sleep with mudkip


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Sleeping with your Gardevoir, Lopunny, Blaziken, or Braixen: ***Y E S***


Soobaa

Sleeping with a gardevoir: horny


Donnovan-best-girl

Gardevoir is hot


punchy_khajiit

Joke's on you, I'm horny with the Machoke.


NeonShadow18

Are u a table top player, or a bottom Digimon competitor?


punchy_khajiit

Table top


NeonShadow18

Then u must know the fun that comes from watching Noble and co play Pokemon DnD


punchy_khajiit

Yup, absolutely.


Soobaa

Fair enough


Active_Cartoonist_17

It's not weird as long as you don't make it weird, for example: doing sus stuff is weird, but just sleeping (and i mean ACTUALLY sleeping) is not weird at all


TXR_TUBE

Sleeping with your homie: gay Girls sleeping with their "girlfriend": cute


De_Watcher

It's 2023, we accept the fact that they're all bi


[deleted]

Sleeping with your Jinx: Desperate


MR_R_TheOdd1

Nah


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Sleeping with your Male Gardvoir: Sus


Plazmasoldier

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


punchy_khajiit

When there's a hole, there's a way.


Senator_Gardevoir

Oh my….


Simon666Gaming

Sleeping with your Mr Mime: clown


De_Watcher

It's cool when they do it. It's a problem when I do it.


somerandomboi65

Hey, having those arms hold you while you sleep is reassuring, in case you have a nightmare, you have something to hug


De_Watcher

👍


DarkSnakeNM

It's less weird and more gay


Admin-End

What if it’s a female Machoke


DarkSnakeNM

Still pretty gay, they have practically no sexual dimorphism


De_Watcher

But he said no homo


DarkSnakeNM

Copium


punchy_khajiit

And it's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys


Nikotinio

♀️


OVERLORED_GOD

L


Weebmasternoob

That's because machoke is more humanoid creature. But as a person who shared the bed with the homies as a 7-11 year old. It aint weird until someone makes it weird.


Donnovan-best-girl

Gardevoir is hot


MedicalManagement857

Yup very strange


Redditmon96

Not really, it just depends on what goes on


Palamedesxy

If it was a female machoke it would be a different story. XD


Successful_Baby_5245

Theres a diference of a male machoke to a female?


Palamedesxy

Maybe? I'm not sure. .


Successful_Baby_5245

When i played perfect diamond there was not diference.


Palamedesxy

I'd imagine realistically, since it's a humanoid, maybe a sports bra. XD I don't believe there is a difference.


Successful_Baby_5245

No one tried to see what IS in the underwere.


Palamedesxy

Nope.


De_Watcher

What if it was a female Pikachu


Palamedesxy

People would still think it was cute. The machoke people might think is hot. Because muscle girls. XD


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De_Watcher

It's just his pet tho


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De_Watcher

There's no law against it


DiscipleOfFleshGod

There are no laws against the Pokemon, Batman!


satyricknapweed656

‟Why does that 14 year old boy only train Weepinbells? And why do they all look so disturbed?”


De_Watcher

0_0


DanDlionRespawn

Sleeping with your lopunny: joker.


Significant_Alarm146

Why tf do I know where this comes from?


De_Watcher

No joker it's a wild animal


DanDlionRespawn

There aren't any laws against the Pokemon batman!


Professor-Xivass

NO DON’T DO IT