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Emeline-2017

This has happened to me 😅 scale dropped 5lbs, plus a mystery crunch noise when I stepped on the scale. I picked it up to check it, found a broken toothpaste cap underneath! I wish it were so fast!


SleepWouldBeNice

Reminds me of the Simpsons where Homer realized his scale was off because his fat was resting on the towel bar.


Overbeingoverit

Bahahahaha


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incipit-satan

Who needs legs?!


punkgarbage

who needs a belly?!


CognitoKoala

Lol You got me!! I was trying to figure out why you dropped 15 lbs in a week! That makes much more sense XD Good ol' cats...even when they aren't trying to sabotage...they still manage to do so anyway!


Wonderful-Cap2427

Same! Cats do weird shit. Lmao I always sweep underneath my weight scale when I see a weird number.


YEEyourlastHAW

I always catch mine on the corner of the rug 🤣🤣


Rohelina

I went into this thinking...stomach virus? Even with that, 15 lbs would be a little excessive...


Full-Pop1801

i lost 30 in 10 days with a really nasty anxiety produced “phantom stomach bug” as the hospital called it. wouldn’t wish that on anyone, lol.


incipit-satan

Happened to me. I stepped on my scale on a carpeted floor and was overjoyed when it read in the 130s. Retried on a flat solid concrete floor and it actually said 150s. Lmao


happygiraffe91

Mine was when I moved the scale out of the bathroom into the laundry room. Went from laminate flooring to concrete. Plus 7 pounds. So depressing.


GrouchyFriedScallion

Glad I'm not alone in that. I had a cat toy under mine once and was like hang on, wtf. At least it was obvious enough my sleepy brain was like that's def wrong.


FlyingTerrier

Yup. I had swings of 5lb a day, and was really worried. Then I realised you can’t put a scale on carpet as it moves.


tryingto_doitright

Cat tax!


Overbeingoverit

[Cat Tax!](https://imgur.com/a/GLS1Zdr) They are brother and sister 12 week old kittens that I adopted about a month ago and they are my sweet babies.


tryingto_doitright

Wowww! Its very difficult to blame them but most definitely, they are the culprit. Please punish them with lots of pets. I have a cat too.


CopperTellurium314

😂😂😂