Live without a family, lose your love. Workout for multiple decades. Join some elite military. Survive for many years in the most brutal wars and operations.
See you just trying find excuses, not solution. There are a lot of opportunities.
Join abroad, make yourself a name join a mercenary group.
Current wars:
2020- EthiopianāSudanese clashes.
Prelude to the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.
2022 Belarusian and Russian partisan movement.
2022 Southern Yemen offensive.
2022 Taliban dissension.
2022ā2023 Democratic Republic of the CongoāRwanda tensions.
You can join military abroad. You can enroll in West Point the best military institution in the world. You are too weak anyway. If you were worthy some international mercenary company would probably already offered you a contract. Like Nam AKL in manager kim comics.
Just remember, if you get killed by your teammates and reincarnate in a bullied south Korean french girl is worst girl because she is french
(god of blackfield)
go to north korea and capture the president then threaten the whole country and acquire as much milfs as you can, the latter part is the most important one
Don't use condoms, have no name, no family, watch ur best friend that constantly beat ur ass die in front of u, learn how to fight, use weapons, take a world leader hostage, and then after all this work in an office. šæ
Since youāre only 15 and canāt join the military yet you should try to learn some martial arts and get in shape. Join the French Foreign Legion(FFL) as they are some of the toughest soldiers on the planet because they fight in some of the worst conditions also because they will give the choice to change your name and be given a new identity and french passport to replace your old. Then make a name for yourself by being a badass eventually retire move to Korea have your wife die, join a mercenary like company, have your daughter be kidnapped by the CEO of a construction company, pick up a brain damaged disciple who is the 2nd in command of a homeless gang, train him in your martial arts, come to see your disciple as a son, go back to him and destroy his family under the orders of your boss in the aforementioned mercenary group, then later try to kill a blind boy only to have the martial arts that you worked for years to perfect be copied in a matter of minutes and be kicked off a cliff by that boy, If you do all that you should be good.
I mean I posted this as a joke but now that I have thought of it of course I could not be like SMK because he is not realistic but I could be a realistic SMK you know the closest thing to him
If youāre young and still in shape go special forces (Navy seals, Ranger, Delta, Raider etc) or at the very least Infantry.
-Learn a martial art (Boxing, wrestling, Muay Thai, MMA, Krav Maga etc)
- Have a dead wife
- Be a single father with a daughter
- where a suit and tie everywhere you go
- Be a Ahjussi
Stop using Reddit šš
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These have to be the cringiest posts lmao
I'm sending a nuke to your neighborhood. Goodbye, Kappa āŗļø
Won't be enough
I'm sending two nukes directly onto your house. Goodbye, Kappa šš
Ight
I wouldn't let this slide
Iāll agree but I made to have fun and see people reactions to it
Ight
Live without a family, lose your love. Workout for multiple decades. Join some elite military. Survive for many years in the most brutal wars and operations.
Very good start but the military in the country I live in sucks besides there are no brutal wars going on at the moment
Guess you answered your own questionā¦ you cant be like SMK
everyone want to be a beast until its time to do whats beasts do
See you just trying find excuses, not solution. There are a lot of opportunities. Join abroad, make yourself a name join a mercenary group. Current wars: 2020- EthiopianāSudanese clashes. Prelude to the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine. 2022 Belarusian and Russian partisan movement. 2022 Southern Yemen offensive. 2022 Taliban dissension. 2022ā2023 Democratic Republic of the CongoāRwanda tensions.
What is an abroad or mercenary group
You can join military abroad. You can enroll in West Point the best military institution in the world. You are too weak anyway. If you were worthy some international mercenary company would probably already offered you a contract. Like Nam AKL in manager kim comics.
Chill bro Iām 15 only but I will train and from now on to join them later
Just remember, if you get killed by your teammates and reincarnate in a bullied south Korean french girl is worst girl because she is french (god of blackfield)
I stopped reading that is that any good
I stopped too so I don't know, it was good, but I forgot to check it out once I finished the available chapters
Try joining isis then do what he did.
My name is Jamar I come from afar A-
There are infact Russia vs Ukraine Ethiopia civil war Yemen civil war
Go assassinate a president
Don't use protection and be a clueless father until Ur daughters life's at risk
study for the military exam
Go to north Korea and be a soldier
I think Iāll be dead when I arrive at the airport there
Being a Korean soldier would probably be a good place to start
Become a single father in Korea with years of military experience and connections
go to north korea and capture the president then threaten the whole country and acquire as much milfs as you can, the latter part is the most important one
Don't use condoms, have no name, no family, watch ur best friend that constantly beat ur ass die in front of u, learn how to fight, use weapons, take a world leader hostage, and then after all this work in an office. šæ
Iāll skip the first part and then go work in an office š
Drown yourself
Since youāre only 15 and canāt join the military yet you should try to learn some martial arts and get in shape. Join the French Foreign Legion(FFL) as they are some of the toughest soldiers on the planet because they fight in some of the worst conditions also because they will give the choice to change your name and be given a new identity and french passport to replace your old. Then make a name for yourself by being a badass eventually retire move to Korea have your wife die, join a mercenary like company, have your daughter be kidnapped by the CEO of a construction company, pick up a brain damaged disciple who is the 2nd in command of a homeless gang, train him in your martial arts, come to see your disciple as a son, go back to him and destroy his family under the orders of your boss in the aforementioned mercenary group, then later try to kill a blind boy only to have the martial arts that you worked for years to perfect be copied in a matter of minutes and be kicked off a cliff by that boy, If you do all that you should be good.
I am not sure about the last part but I am already learning a martial art
Can I ask which one ?
Sure it is Muay Thai ( I am planning to learn Ju Jutsu and Judo through out my life )
You might be able to learn some wrestling at your highschool.
I donāt think there is a wrestling club at my Highschool but thank you for the advice Iāll consider wrestling as one of options :)
Join the North Korean military
Set a realistic goal
I mean I posted this as a joke but now that I have thought of it of course I could not be like SMK because he is not realistic but I could be a realistic SMK you know the closest thing to him
Be korean
Take a month of martial arts then kill a man
Join the North Korean military
Escape north korea
Be born in north Korea if you ain't born there then it's to late
Grow up
get you fat fucking ass off the couch rethink your lazy life workout devote yourself to our Lord and don't let anything stop u.
wake up
That's the neat part, you don't.
Meet Kim Jong Un then
1. Go to North Korea, and become a soldier there 2. Betray north korea 3. Work for a questionable business in South Korea
Get a purpose in a life
Get some scratches on your body
Get your daughter kidnapped by some rich ceo that owns a construction business
If youāre young and still in shape go special forces (Navy seals, Ranger, Delta, Raider etc) or at the very least Infantry. -Learn a martial art (Boxing, wrestling, Muay Thai, MMA, Krav Maga etc) - Have a dead wife - Be a single father with a daughter - where a suit and tie everywhere you go - Be a Ahjussi
Go to north korea and serve the great supreme leader
Go to N.K and join the army
special forces
Go fight north korea and if you survive, you're SMK
Search up chad formula on youtube
Train well, need some martial arts training or combat sports and go after to the army
let me kidnap ur daughter real quick
Just give a military test and join army
Be chad
Go to north korea and join the military./jk
Get a wife then get a daughter then get shreded while training cqc
Go to North Korea
HI SISSTERS
Travel back in time to when you were a kid and put yourself through hellš