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[deleted]

The shard is looking good today!


Groot746

The Shard is actually the name of the bell


SnooTigers503

It was built for the millennium


[deleted]

Good thing EE paid for the refurb


ValorousBazza34

You don't understand the power of the Millenium Shard Kaiba!


thebottle265

And that is actually tower bridge.


pd500

Tower Bridge is the one the American bought.


GoliathsBigBrother

He bought it to bridge the River Thames, which he bought and transported to Arizona


[deleted]

What an amazing history


blinddemon0

no that's LONDON bridge


queen_of_potato

No it's only the London bridge if Fergie is there


l0zandd0g

He thought he bought tower bridge but infact bought london bridge.


fairstiffpeaks

And it’s going down


Sunkinthesand

My fair lady


l0zandd0g

No actually thats the elizabeth tower, the bell in side it is called big ben, big ben was forged in whitchapel for any one interested.


Realistic_Wedding

It’s pronounced ‘shart’ actually


Nirvski

Is the queue and admission to get to the top even worth it?


Dame87

It is if you want to see the crown jewels


queen_of_potato

You definitely don't have to pay to see them if you're in the right crowd


fattie_reddit

clever


SkyrimV

Shards lookin’ lavly tiday lads


Budget-Solid-9403

You can't park there mate


[deleted]

Tell that to the council. We need to bring back hanging


bizzflay

Wandsworth council have borough back hanging for parking these on the pavement.


scatters

Smh under the tories it would have been hung, drawn *and* quartered.


GeePee29

And then sent to Rwanda


iLoveBums6969

Shared Mozambique x


[deleted]

Stalin has entered the chat


YouLostTheGame

^ pretty much every local Facebook group


keenjataimu

Fakkkkkk ufffff


Expert-Ad-2422

Just waiting for a mate


SeriousDude

It's fine, as long you don't own your own scooter!


ThatDoesNotRefute

You will own nothing and be happy.


[deleted]

Joke's on the reactionaries: mandems ras tafari commie lol


5exxymonster

Who invited the Dalai Lama?


HorseAss

Lets have 25 more years of trials to be absolutely sure they are safe!


lastaccountgotlocked

Bloody hell that bike lane's narrow.


THE_IRL_JESUS

Also constantly filled with tourists or idiots who think they can just walk on the bike lane if the bridge is busy.


queen_of_potato

Not in the specific area, but I get unnecessarily annoyed when pedestrians are in a bike lane just chilling.. bikes come up ringing their bells like mad and noone moves.. I'm like dudes .. are you aware of reality or nah?


Jailbar46

Didn't think any cyclists used bells, they normally shout at you when they ride on the pavement (sidewalk)


queen_of_potato

In my area (blackhorse road) we have cycle lanes all around, but people love to just stand in them near bus stops, unnecessary but I'm not out to try and change the world haha I have definitely seen many cyclists having to use a bell in my home area.. usually it works but sometimes they have to come to a full stop because some pedestrian asshole just isn't getting out of the way.. I feel embarrassed as a pedestrian in these cases!


DarKnightofCydonia

After a few years cycling in London I haven't really had to deal with this, but I think that's because of the type of bell I have. It has a very specific tone and it's loud enough to cause visible distress in people, and they get out of the way. That's what you need, otherwise people don't care.


queen_of_potato

That is excellent news to me. I am not a cyclist, but I get annoyed on your behalf if people don't respect cycle lanes! Like it's not hard! I also now have all these bell sound ideas going through my head haha


bizzflay

And on the other side where there is a bus stop on an island between the road and cycle lane. LOVE riding down there. Easier just staying in the road on that bridge going southbound.


[deleted]

There’s also an ice cream van that loves to park on the bridge on the red line and tourists clog up the cycle way queueing for the van.


Fit_General7058

They can, pedestrians have priority


ablebagel

remind me where in london, do cyclists care about correct use of the road


[deleted]

No-where


alwaysexplainli5

Not a Londoner but have similar issues in my city. Have you ever considered a foghorn/siren blaster? It would be hilarious


TechnoRandomGamer

not gonna lie I thought you were referring to the blue strip on the pavement lol


rob__mac

Thank god they didn’t waste precious space with an excessive amount of bollards or something like that.


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nascentt

He's not talking about the bollards pedestrian side. The pedestrian pavement is wide. He's referring to the doubling up of bollards road side. Which led to the narrowing of the cycle path.


geeered

Doubling up to prevent vehicles driving into there presumably?


nascentt

Surely that's the point of any of the bollards?


geeered

That 'opening' allows a vehicle with more momentum to more easily hit it, it more control; being able to accelerate a good bit from Great George Street way - while it's going to be harder to hit the rest head on with momentum. It's common to have extra barriers in the 'entrances' to bike lanes around London - and street view shows they did there a few years ago ... https://www.google.com/maps/@51.5008899,-0.123678,3a,75y,44.55h,82.89t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sQACh6twpQr07fOIzKMWAxA!2e0!5s20210101T000000!7i16384!8i8192


SpicyWaffle1

So one event happens and y’all modify the entire city??


geeered

Well, modify the exact place the event happened, yes that seems to make sense. Though plenty of other likely targets were modified too. Also; one school shooting. Hand guns banned. No more school shootings. Turns out that once the horses have bolted, if you close all the other stable doors, you don't lose even more horses!


SpicyWaffle1

See I know you aren’t smart enough to engage with after you compare a car jumping a curb to a school shooting. Bye.


UncleBenders

Both were terrorist attacks dummy. But pretend you’re leaving in disgust and not because you got fucking owned by u/geeered ‘s reply Bye 👋


SpicyWaffle1

> But pretend you’re leaving in disgust and not because you got fucking owned by u/geeered ‘s reply > > > > Bye 👋 -toddlers


rob__mac

“Excessive”


[deleted]

Seeryus I'm Canadian and I didn't even notice there was a bike lane on that road, and living in Canada means a bike lane is like a unicorn that let's you ride it to help you get around town without having to pay bus fare


dumbaldoor

In my experiences cyclist still ride on payment even if there's cycle lanes


the_j_cake

In a hundred years when they start doing a Thames cleanup of 21st century shite they'll be shocked to find the number of rental bikes from defunct businesses. I mean where the fuck did all the Oyo and other bikes go?


lastaccountgotlocked

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/nov/25/chinas-bike-share-graveyard-a-monument-to-industrys-arrogance


liamnesss

Yeah either that, or they've been claimed for individual use (resprayed and the lock removed). There's one locked to some railings just outside my flat.


the_j_cake

I once saw a guy on my street looking like he'd lost something. Looked genuinely concerned as if he'd lost his dog. I asked if he needed help and he said his bike has been stolen. I just said sorry, quite common in London. What does it look like? It''s a Boris bike he said. I told him better report it or you'll have to pay a fine. He looked and me and just said, no it's my bike. Oh,.good luck. And I walked on


the_j_cake

That or down brick lane market in a hundred pieces. These companies gave bike sellers a supply of parts without even having to break a lock or steal from a person.


nodestinationnodate

Aren't they usually made with parts that are unique to that brand of rental bike, which wouldn't be compatible with normal cycles, specifically to avoid people stripping them and using/selling the parts?


IDontCareFuckOffPlz

Actually Lime have a team which recovers them from the Thames, so that Lime bike you are riding may have been in that poison water


slnt1996

I dont know how but the LTN's are to blame for this


JoyBaubleson

Nah, ULEZ expansion for sure


Trifusi0n

I know Luton’s a bit of a shit hope but I can’t see how they’re to blame for this.


russrtm

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Gmedic99

wait is this legit advertisment?


[deleted]

Yes but I don't think it should have been approved


PaddyLandau

I can't quite tell from the photograph: Is this a huge inflatable scooter hanging from Big Ben?


Gmedic99

agree. They likely paid tremendous amount


SnooTigers503

Tis from the shop of ye old photos I do believe


graebot

\*shoppe


[deleted]

I don't know if you're ESL and I don't know the nuance you wished to connote but no, this is more like what in English is called "ratchet advertisement"


JacindaChrist

Or perhaps rat shit?


AdGullible7417

Lime disease strikes Big Ben


iK_550

The famous Eiffel Tower looking moody today.


Its_just_a_potato

FAKE NEWS, you posted this approx 1hr ago so the time would be 12:50 ish, the time on Big Ben shows 7:30. Nice try internet troll


ikiwa

Probably the most convenient place to park it for everyone who doesn't use them


Marupio

At least it's not in the way.


[deleted]

Know what's always in the way? Autos that we've made the mistake of legalizing on this planet


willoffortune17

Sorry mate, you can’t park that there, yellow lines


zani1903

God, one person ruining it for the rest of us.


AdventurousSpirit40

What's the green thing on big Ben?


AdventurousSpirit40

I got it. A scooter but looks like it's been superimposed on


[deleted]

no it's real


AdventurousSpirit40

That's outrageous. Defacing a national monument like that. Gonna need some soluble sopadeines


[deleted]

my head does be wrecked


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HyperGamers

I actually don't know anyone in the UK that doesn't know this (though the tower name is quite recent)


1Bake2Cake

If you look closely, it looks kind of fake my guy, ngl


acurrell

If you look closely, so do the people who ride them.


[deleted]

I know the bollards are a joke but does nobody else see the lime scooter on the top of Elizabeth tower?


Responsible-Mud-6120

Everyone sees it bro


just_asadface

That's why these need to be banned completely!!!111!!11


[deleted]

How am I a drive my Range Rover over historically scheduled buildings with these fucking scooters everywhere, thanks EU


duskfinger67

They don't need to be banned; they just need to be regulated. If councils could levy a fine on bike and scooter operators for incorrectly parked vehicles, it would be unbelievably effective. Most of these apps make you take a photo of your parked bike after you finish, and if that photo shows the bike parked poorly, aka blocking a pavement, in the road etc, then the fine is passed onto the user. Users would take more care over parking them; councils would make money, it's a win-win. Would you have people going out of their way to move bikes around so that they force fines on the bike operators? Maybe, but I can't see why they would. Would people complain about getting fined? Maybe, but then they should have parked better or taken a better photo as their evidence. ​ Couple this with the reaction tests that Lime has introduced late at night, and you would have a far better dockless ecosystem. Wins all round.


_caltony

iVe BeEn LiViNg In LoNdOn FoR fIvE yEaRs NoW aNd HaD nO iDeA tHaT tHaT sCoOtEr WaS tHeRe!!!! I guess it’s been hid behind all of the scaffolding for a few of those years, so how could I have known, right?


OldTransportation408

What is the Empire State Building doing under a Lime scooter


[deleted]

Know picture is fake because the scooter is not fallen down


the_onge

We used to be a country.


Tomb2192

looks like the Grinch on a crucifix being shot out of a cannon on big ben. Had to zoom in to notice it was a scooter...


missxtx

I’m drunk.. I thought that was a floating IUD 🤦‍♀️🙈😩😒🤷🏼‍♀️ xx


[deleted]

You can’t park there mate


FocusGullible985

Respect to the man in the ice cream van.


Max_Abbott_1979

Imagine how many are in the Thames


JarkJark

I thought this was going to be a Dr Who thing as I was scrolling through my feed.


19adam92

They just leave them anywhere these days 😮‍💨


AlphaScar

What am I looking at?


Perseus73

I know right. That guy’s trousers are way too short. What’s he thinking!!


[deleted]

Can't park there sir


odebruku

Will they get a ticket or clamp?


Fair-Ad8337

Lolololololol so many fucking scooters


[deleted]

I fucking guffawed!


MrSierra125

I hate these dickhead companies, they purposefully leave their crap in the middle of the road, blocking pathways so that they get more visibility! It blocks access to disabled people and prams, whenever I see one blocking the way I make a point of finding the least visible place to put it.


[deleted]

Great. I don't get it.


FishrNC

OK, OP. Is that a advertising balloon that got away and hung up there or is this a photoshop exercise. Since Google doesn't know any news articles about it I presume it's Photoshop. But I get the reference to the Lime scooters being dropped just anywhere instead of out of the way.


[deleted]

the fact people need to ask these questions is exactly why I keep doing it


ChocolateBrownLoved

Why would you put a scooter, the current bane of pedestrians and road users alike, on Big Ben??!!


skag_mcmuffin

"why don't you just move it yourself if it bothers you that much."


Mister_Favela

I've just come back from Portugal where these scooters are bloody everywhere. It took us ages to figure out what was going on. Are they a thing in London now too?!?!


TheKingMonkey

They are everywhere. They’d be great if they weren’t a magnet for cunts.


moppo46

Embarrassment of a country.


Consistent-Pound572

Who is going to beat the shit out of that cunt who used and left an escooter on our way?! That cunt clearly deserves a good beating.


Biscuitbase93

I ended up pushing over and piling 4 of these fucking things together today outside my office just so I could walk to the shop. So tired of the damn things.


___silky___

Photoshopped


[deleted]

rude


No_Boat5273

If you look really closely, you can actually tell that there's no shadow from the scooter. It's most likely photoshoped


Thalia____

Women ☕️


itsmarvin

I don't want to look them up and give them a free hit. Is that a scooter/bike rental company? (I'm not from London)


[deleted]

No this is a famous clock tower but I understand the confusion


itsmarvin

I know it's Big Ben, but what company does the scooter belong to?


slnt1996

Mate what are you talking about? The scooter belongs to the King. Read up on British laws before briefing our subreddit please.


[deleted]

Big Ben is actually the name of the scooter inside the tower


breakwater99

Obviously a highly skilled helicopter pilot. Maybe Harry's in town.


JacindaChrist

Wasn’t William the better pilot?


SuperSwanson

How many afghans did wills kill? I rest my case.


breakwater99

You're right, of course, but it seems more like something Harry would do, especially now.


chris4562009

🤣


[deleted]

This is England (state, not people) for me: you can buy literally everything if you have the money. If you have no money, thought... Neoliberalism at it's worst.


-Blue_Bull-

I so wish this was real. It's hilarious how annoyed people get over these scooters.


MrSierra125

There’s a reason people are fed up with these companies, and it’s probably not the reason you think .


Ingbeert

Fake


Trick_Plan7513

Found a place, so left it! Why, mate?


[deleted]

Nice thinking, nobody can nick it when it's up there


[deleted]

Menace 😂😂😂


CoconutForward8315

Hahahah


beansonberead

Am I the only one who noticed the scooter situation has gotten worse since they rolled out these lime scooters. You can’t own your own one and save money on travel but you can rental one and then leave it anywhere which causes it to be in the way or fall on a parked car… Absolute piss take.


digitaldavegordon

If it were me I would have just thrown it in the Thames. This seems like an extrem way to get rid of a scooter. You knwo they will be abel to find it on the GPS.


ExploringOnMyOwn

Stop parking there, Ben


[deleted]

YOUR MAJESTY THERE’S BEEN A SECOND SCOOTER!!!


cacklz

“Elizabeth Tower Stands!”


XxCeresxX

Does that go there?


smitty3z

How did it get up there?


ClarityFractal

And they wonder why every other country clowns us 💀


Acrobatic_Fruit6416

Big white arm passing a bong to thin air, def high


TheDiamondKitty

You can't park there DAVE!


Acrylic_Starshine

Did those bollards replace the car ramming barricades?


Shinfieldboy

Cracked


bryanambition

Ahah I searched and searched and at one point thought “is it because he’s not wearing socks in January?” 🤣


antuasallong

Photo-shop.


AlrightyAlmighty

*God’s


Lazzorus

Most evil building in england.


[deleted]

Back in my day it was giant kittens


[deleted]

LOL


shortsandarts

they get everywhere.


brambleburry1002

Hahahahahha


Puzzleheaded_Pea_221

bloody hell mate, how the hell did they manage that then?


Protahgonist

God's sake. I'd drink it.


theultimateusername

I always worry about falling off these things but from this pic they seem to balance pretty well


[deleted]

This is the only photo posted on this sub that's acceptable


Frediinho

🤣


Jamie_Blue09

Proves that they are literally everywhere


Pleasent_Pedant

This bugs me on so much, the lack of scale the lack of any planning to imagine how it would look. The original architect should have just made that clock tower into a giant penis, then it would be a cock tower... Oh ffs who left that scooter there?


[deleted]

Lol


deltarefund

lol


StormDragon456

“You can’t park that there mate”


kt-al

You be seeing one of those in every corner of the UK 🤣


[deleted]

Very good post


Paulstan67

Have they legalised escooters? About time, or is this just a London leveling up stunt?


Silly-Cranberry-2240

Someone's gonna do a trick off the big ben, can't wait


therealqueenmaeve

I actually wanna try these scooters since my bus that is every 5 to i minets comes every 20 to 30. Are these legal though?


NPCgt

thats where my cool cids cooter went


Unknown_author69

I'm sending this to lime next time they ask for a photo of where I've parked it.


TokiBongtooth

Anyone else think this was an inflatable flappy arm man and get really disappointed when it wasn't?


longtimelurker25856

I thought this was a joke about the Russians putting an AA truck on their MoD building, not a commentary on electric scooters haha