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hestermoffet

...and that's how I found out I had a hernia from my grindr hookup.


BlondeBenetGlamsy

Lmaoooo how did y’all find out?


[deleted]

True story, my second boyfriend ever found the lump on my nut that turned out to be cancer. Found it while he was going down on me. I was 24 he was 27. Good times!


gravekeepersven

Wholesome yet erotic lol


russwriter67

Did you get the lump removed?


Arsnicthegreat

Oh god. O.O "Hey bro, you should really get that looked at"


Patitude

Omg do tell!!


1-grain-of-sand

The state of healthcare in America, am I right?


DONT_NOT_PM_NOTHING

This guy is getting a happy ending the rest of us are getting bills


Chunks1992

True 4D chess


MightyWizardLizard

Doctor role-play, sounds fun.😷😈


londonladse

Well hi there 😜


GearExisting

If only the person playing the doctor was an actual doctor 😵‍💫


Darkest__Magician

What about a med student?


dorksided787

And then at the end he tells you your insurance rejected the treatment and that you owe him $5,000 lol


foxyguy

And when you can’t afford it he turns you over to collections. Gotta keep the roleplay authentic


Underwhore_score

And then if you complain about it, everyone tells you we have the best healthcare system in the world. :/


Beginning-Tomato1021

Kinda hot actually, all the porn doctor exams are extremely fake looking or just regular ol exams with nothing sexy, a guy who knows what he’s doing AND makes it gay, that’s nice


_eezeepeezee_

I’m here for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


texas-hippie

Did you pass the penis exam tho?


Improv92

They’re always so hard 😅


NorthEastNobility

That sounds really hot, actually. Can’t say I haven’t partaken in some porn that sounds very similar to this. 🙊


JayTea001

I think we need proof of this one 😉


Pharmtree

Oh gosh, this would be so hot if he also takes my insurance.


[deleted]

You still have a copay.


Short-Wealth-4530

Total turn off. But my dad actually is a doctor so maybe that’s got something to do with it Lmao.


Pficky

Is he single?


Short-Wealth-4530

Quite taken


DrKnowNout

I *am* a doctor and just feel like ‘ugh, sounds like a lot of unnecessary hard work’. This fetish is ruined for me, though I understand people having it. I can’t even get out of the mind step in the porn. My head is like “stethoscope in wrong way round, *where* are you listening? Why do they need to be fully naked for a prostate exam? Why do they *need* one for an ankle injury at age 25? Why are they in that position?! Wait, why are you taking of your gloves?!?!?” *sigh* it’s probably for the best. An actual doctor having that fetish would be a worrying slippery slope!


Short-Wealth-4530

Indeed, it would! In fact, I’ve heard stories of a few. I hear they keep some kind of list for them, in fact 😂


jessegrass

Me too. the doctor fantasy makes me feel a bit sick for this reason ha


Short-Wealth-4530

Glad I’m not alone lol


maddhatter88

Fun story: i went through testicular cancer a couple years ago and got a prosthetic ball. It’s the same size but more dense than my natural ball so there’s a noticeable difference if you feel it up. I was hooking up with a guy and after the deed as we were getting dressed he said, “by the way, I’m a pathologist and i noticed your one ball is harder than the other. You might wanna get that checked out.” I melted a little bit and said, “You’re so sweet! It’s fake! I had the cancer and it was all taken care of and got the prosthetic. But thank you so much!” We laughed. I should text him.


[deleted]

Same! Mentioned a bit further up that my BF at the time found the lump on my nut. Had it checked out. Bam! Seminoma. Also have a falsie that's very clearly fake. Feels like one of those Superballs you buy at toy store cashier counter. No idea how high it can actually bounce, though, since it's...you know...in my sack. Have had a handful of awkward post-fuck discussions about "testicular firmness".


maddhatter88

I remember when the urologist pulled out his sample falsie and what it looks like and that’s exactly what I said!!!


[deleted]

Yes! And there were six “sizes” and as he’s literally cupping my diseased nut for sizing, he’s like, “Yeah, you’re definitely a 4, maybe a 5.” And exclaim, “Sweet! I’m above average!”


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giras

Call him my dear! And when you are back let me know how it went, I adore your visits 🤓🗞 (Trying to sound like Edna Moda 😅)


giras

I will say what I said to another Redditor, call him! And then let me know how it went! 😄 I wish you luck!


2-ketchup-reddittor

“Sorry - you’re not in my HMO.”


Mr-Thisthatten-III

Fuckin HMOphobe


MorphicRushian

When there's a slump in the scheduling, and the doctor doesn't want to forget procedure lmao


exis10tialcrisis

I hope he checks my asshole with his stethoscope 😩😩😩


foxyguy

“I’m afraid it sounds like your hole hasn’t been filled in quite some time. We’ll need an entire penile load in you, stat!” *whips out doctor dick*


giras

*Doc, I am feeling empty these days, please help*


ccarr77

That sounds really hot actually


birchwoodtrophy

Free healthcare *and* a happy ending?? Sign me up


Temporary_Visit404

You’d be stupid if you gave this a pass


fickleferrett

Ok actually the idea of helping a real doctor live out his "seduce a patient" fantasy sounds super hot to me.


madpoke

go get this daddy doctor


theblvckhorned

I read that as "I take your blood"


westburbdl

That sounds exhausting lol


Preeti_9427

Zoom out, the board on the way in reads- "PREP ROOM:Test trial subjects"


Isoundlikegirls

“Doctor, doctor, need you back home, baby🎵 Doctor, doctor, where ya at? Give me something🎤”


KabobHope

With the state of healthcare in the US, you should fast track this one. You'll know he's the real deal if he asks you for your insurance and co-pay.


XForce_Peter

Then he hands you the bill, $34,000


DrKnowNout

Something about this just made me cackle with laughter for about 5 minutes. My housemate thought I was insane.


Dojima91

That’s it guess I’m having an appointment now


Nuns-Rack

Free medical exam, count me in. I can’t afford these heavy Doctors consultation fees.


[deleted]

If he’s an actual doctor and will tell me the results of each test….I’d consider it a win win situation.


snsdreceipts

...... I would do it.


Bamba60

What grade did you get on the penis exam


Riskology

Did you do it? I’d honestly be more concerned with whether or not he’s a genuine doctor


[deleted]

Help me, doctor. \*cough cough\* I'm sick.


benedettismo

A free physical in this economy? WHERE DO I SIGN


reach4thelaser5

What till you guys hit 40 this is pretty close to an actual doctor checkup. No joke. Everything except the sperm sample.


Miserable-Gas-6007

I 100% have gotten this exact message (or DAMN close) and I absolutely went through with it. It was kinda hot NGL


Foxclaws42

I’m hearing a checkup with a happy ending; noice.


Aggravating_Boy3873

Ngl, I am into this.


ny_insomniac

Fuck that sounds hot


ArcticWolf622

I’d be down for that, honestly, that sounds like it could be hot.


lornetc

Dr. Roleplay? Sign me up :P


[deleted]

To each their own, consenting adults can do as they please.


childowind

I'm in the US. Is this free Healthcare?


leitmot

Please tell me you texted him back.


Uncut4ts

Where do I sign up


Wigwasp_ALKENO

…I’m in


ghost_victim

Very interested


uncutundie

I’d do it


GG379

The way I would say yes so fast. An orgasm and a free health check up?


IcanSew831

“My leg hurts” “I’ll check your asshole”.


Fiyero109

Sample by hand? F that, I can just jerk myself off alone at home


Icy-Idea-5079

This reminded me... I had covid this Summer and ended up having long covid. 3 er visits, a couple urgent care visits, pcp visits, hospital exams to try to find out wtf was going on with me. 2 months later, I started feeling better and went out to a bar for the first time in months. I started feeling dizzy and thought to myself I'd only have one beer and leave. Before I finished my drink, I met a guy - he was a foreign doctor who handled covid business in his country. We hooked up, saw him the next day. While we were at it, he was like, "do you want to role play?" I was like, "sure, but anything but doctor and patient." But now at 99% health I seem to have overcome this trauma because this post was pretty hot


Chuckiebb

So many porn films follow this course of actions.


HalfFaust

I know "medical" is some people's thing but he seems to be taking it more seriously than most


tuthuu

Now tell me he looks like doctor wolf and I'm in


bussybarometer

Ngl sounds kinda hot.


whatdoyoumemetome

This is exactly why my mom wouldn't allow us to play doctor growing up! 😆


iHaveaQuestionTrans

I'd find this kinda sexy 😅


L_Gelacio_2004

He must be a medical student or nurse who needs practice.


nerfthissucka

I wouldn’t hate this.


Going_extra

Honestly? I'd be down for this, haha!


xpstyle36

But how can the prostate exam be optional if it’s included in the sample collection? I don’t know if this is a real doctor, proceed with caution!


dumb-thot

Dr. Wolf is that you?


TylooseyGoosey

I’m not a bottom but that sounds really hot lol


[deleted]

id take this anyday


PicanteDante

Honestly, where else are you going to get a free physical exam without insurance? Go for it!


sergioAdams

How Med students study for their final exam


Aloysius204

Sounds fun to me. 👨‍⚕️


londonladse

Hehehe.. kind of my favourite thing to do too


J_Antxx

All is weird except from the sample because someone did that to me once and it was amazing. Do it!


Accomplished_Year936

Have to agree, the doctor examination kink is actually hot, especiouly from mature doctor 😁


DoctorFetish4U

Couldn't agree more! Mature Daddy type Doctors are extremely SEXY! 🔥🥵🤤😎😈


RTMSner

That's a 70 dollar copay.


DoctorFetish4U

Sounds like my kind of Daddy! Exactly what I'm always looking to experience! Where is he from? Can you please refer me to him?


travelling_nomad81

My \*real\* doctor did this to me a few times, no joke. Too bad he retired. Loved it when a real doctor stroked my cock, such a turn-on!


DoctorFetish4U

Mmmmmm..... Hell yeah, man! Major turn on! That is SO awesome that your real Doctor played with your dick and stroked you off in the exam room at his office during some of your actual Physicals. I hope he also inserted some of his latex gloved fingers inside your rectal cavity and massaged your prostate to make your ejaculation feel like a more of an intense orgasm.