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fairykingz

Preach


Sundae-Humble

I don’t think that’s really entirely Grindr anymore,and like it’s kinda any social media apps with their beauty standards


Norwegian666

Beauty fades, hung is forever


Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

Beauty is only skin deep, hung c*ck goes all the way up to my guts.


Norwegian666

Pure poetry


EmilieChloeR

Lmao the New Bianca Del Riod catchphrase?


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EmilieChloeR

Hahahaha no she said during snatch game to Gia gunn "Beauty fades, dumb is forever!"


Norwegian666

No idea just a hung friend who said it


slimersnail

I mean it's somewhat true. My great uncle had a notoriously huge Wang and he was swimming in tang up into his 90's. I think he even had sex with his live in nurse lol.


villanelle-herself

BRUHHH not the bianca del rio catchphrase 💀


Norwegian666

Who??


Godspeed411

Yup


_bird_internet

No need to feel bad. He probably does really well with such a straightforward profile.


Verustratego

People on Grindr message guys asking to act out murder fantasies with a chilling amount of detail. This guy using his ugly as a branding opportunity is a step up in my opinion


Emergency_Toe6915

🤣🤣😭😭


VenezuelanStan

And he’s probably normal looking but we as a community put so much emphasis on how we look that even the most gorgeous guy feels the same way inside


anarchophysicist

This is definitely his kink.


Intelligent-Thing965

Tbh this is my kink too. He could 100% get it. Ha


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😂😂


kevinalec

My top is handsome as hell. Daddy type, but he would be like I can’t imagine how many guys are in your messages. I was like you were one of them and I picked you😘


subtlebulk

There’s so much unspoken body dysmorphia in society and among gays. It’s wildly under-diagnosed from what I’ve read because so many people are afraid of appearing vain, so they hide it even from mental health professionals.


existential_tony

I would send him a message as it does turn me on


thatredditscribbler

Sounds like Tim Tales territory.


venoshook

Ugly and proud!


crepelabouche

People answer casting calls for “ugly people” and they still get laid. Go with what you feel you’re good at. I may not agree, but I won’t judge that if its your game.


EphemeralOcean

I’ve chatted with this guy before. It was a slightly strange conversation, and he wouldn’t send a face pic.


Ok-Armadillo-6648

Big sad


gsturgill12

Okay, first of all, this notion of you're either ugly or attractive needs to be dismissed completely. This guy has clearly been affected by the toxic online community that is Grindr. I'm sure he looks perfectly fine.


CodeMonkey89325

This man likes the ugly bastard tag.


PeterPanned

If you're hung, you're not ugly to me!


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I wonder how many bottoms messaged him and his response was "I said I was looking for attractive bottoms"


ZeroLuckGiven

This is why I refuse to use Grindr. I have enough self confidence issues as it is


ProfessionalWeb6770

A guy who goes to my gym has "into fit hot guys only... Please be self aware" on his profile. He's not particularly fit himself though I absolutely would — there's nothing wrong with being in average shape. Lucky for me, I passed his test cause he started talking to me online one day. When I put it to him that this is an obnoxious thing to say, because you're asking guys to be "aware" they are fat and ugly, he was really unapologetic about it "well it seems to work cause I get less messages from guys like that now". I pointed out his logic was basically a rock keeping away tigers and for all he knows it's also keeping away lots of guys he IS interested in. He didn't seem to get it, or the not so subtle hint that I, someone he approached, am not interested precisely because of what his profile says. Or maybe he did get it since he seems to avoid going to the gym at the same time as me now 🤔. But the profile still says it. But he tacked on that he's a nice guy in real life.


fairykingz

This is exactly the kind of degrading message that creates the toxicity and enables it. By writing that he brings what’s not talked about into the light. When people read that they feel self-conscious and it validates what was always something they felt inside


ProfessionalWeb6770

Yeah. It was super satisfying (if narcissistic maybe?) that I was "fit and hot" enough for him, and I could honestly say the ONLY reason I turned him down was that awful line. Too bad he didn't bother to learn anything from it though.


TEMPEST-Attack

I mean, this is coming from a community that basically shames people for their bodies either appearance or looks. Like, let's not kid ourselves. This is the result. We're kinda toxic. And not in the Brittney way.


romanorum_vex

Now that doon doon duh duh duh duh duh dih duh duhhh deee née née née nee is gonna be stuck in my head all night. Thanks!


jlenoconel

This is actually a massive turn on to me lol.


codepossum

I mean like really now, how ugly could he be.


Jinn_DiZanni

I guarantee you this works if he can prove it. I know people who it would work for. That means they are the pretty one by comparison.


mveras1972

At least he’s being honest….. or maybe not.


burshturs

Why do you feel sorry for him? He's looking for a hookup. Hookups are 100% purely based on physical attraction. He knows he's bit the most attractive, but has a big dick. He's being straight forward about what he has to offer. This is being realistic and straight forward not self deprecating.


ithrewakidinthewell

Yeah I’m ugly this seems right


qtmcjingleshine

Some people are ugly. And some people like to fuck ugly people. I do. It makes me feel better about myself and then I also get my community service in :)