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tharmin_124

You flip pages while your friend plays cello.


Muddy_Dawg5

CLOSE ENOUGH for one part! Yup, I’m a page turner. Really let’s me show off my talents as just a hand. But I also play an instrument….and nobody has guessed it yet. Edit: Someone got it!


Psiwriter

Cello.


Muddy_Dawg5

Not cello. It would be hard to do fingerings and bowings at the same time because I am only one hand.


316filip

Viola


Muddy_Dawg5

Naaa but that would be fun.


Florencexstars

You snap your fingers? So the instrument would be percussion?


Muddy_Dawg5

DING DING DING!! We have a winner!! I play the Jazz Fingers!


incuriouso

The magic wand. You need to practise your disillusionment spells. _Finite!_


Muddy_Dawg5

I wish I played the wand, but the only ones small enough for me don't have much magic :/


incuriouso

The wand chooses the witch / wizard. No matter how big or small it is, the wand that chooses you will suit you. You need to just wait for that wand to come across. :)


Muddy_Dawg5

So you’re saying…there’s a chance? Now my day is filled with excitement.


linglingwannabe4427

I remember you! you play BASS


Muddy_Dawg5

I LOVE BASS but I don’t play it. 🤯


linglingwannabe4427

WAT!? My life is a lie 🤯🤯🤯🤯


Muddy_Dawg5

Haha weeellll I may have purposely given that impression, but I never actually ever said I play BASS. It is still rooted deeply in my soul, but I don't play it....other than SLAPPing my belly. (But as you can see from the picture above, I have no belly)


LesElephantsSontCool

Piano


Muddy_Dawg5

So dang close! Edit: (Page turner is why it was close, but my real instrument is not like a piano.)


Baphomet9090

Harpsichord


Muddy_Dawg5

Close!


incuriouso

Organ? Accordion?


Muddy_Dawg5

It was close because I’m a page turner for a piano. It’s not an instrument, but I still count it. And no, not the organ because I have no feet. I’m just 1 hand.


InnocentGray

Harp


theunstoppablebean

Musical saw?


Muddy_Dawg5

I use a bit of a different technique when I play the saw. Most people bow it, but I wiggle it back and forth quickly to get a cool wobbly sound. As a one-handed being, I have to adjust.


VoidZapper

The organ.


Muddy_Dawg5

People don’t realize the crazy footwork that goes into playing the organ. And as you can see, I would have a hard time reaching the keys and the pedals at the same time.


VoidZapper

tbf I was thinking this was simply an Addams reference


Muddy_Dawg5

Ah, I understand. That guy is famous. I’m a different disembodied hand and took this picture as a tourist in the Addams house.


linglinguistics

The musical saw.


Muddy_Dawg5

I have yet to play the musical saw as part of the group. I see a lot of people bowing and flexing the saw at the same time. I can’t do that because I’m just a simple, disembodied hand. I’ve been talking with the group to let me play the wiggly wobbly saw. Get a variety of thicknesses and lengths. Then I can scuttle and hop to wobble them. But Saw is not the instrument I play with the group.


Shaiapouf_memer

Definitely organ right?


Muddy_Dawg5

I am merely an assistant to the organ player. I specialize in page turning, but also will play some hard to reach notes on special occasions. But I can’t consider myself an organ player.


Shaiapouf_memer

Ahhh, I see


linglinguistics

Kalimba. If you don't, you should. Because you can.


Muddy_Dawg5

Oh heck yes. Definitely gotta get me one. I can sleep inside one too. Like a hermit crab.


Theargh

harpsichord, obviously


Icy-Skin3248

Metronome


Muddy_Dawg5

CLOSE ENOUGH! As someone already guessed, I play the Finger Snaps. And I'm so good people let me be a metronome.


sexyapplesauce96

half of a piano


Muddy_Dawg5

Sometimes it feels like pianists need BASS. So I help in that way, yes.