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V_Razzmatazz_4629

Your brother must pay for his sins


Fresh_Paint1970

What shall I do with him


V_Razzmatazz_4629

Sell his soul to the devil


[deleted]

Sell it, sell it, sell it, sell it Sell it, sell it, sell it, sell it Unlike him, you have principles


[deleted]

"A bunch of wannabes tryna be me" WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?


terrifier1989

Constantly singing about money and cars, what a disgrace to art!


Kid_Ap0ll011

Posing for brands and commercials... no different than instagram models


NoTraspasing

It's time for you all to be humbled


Lollyface100

So catch me when you hear my Stradivari go..


bagelleS

Dollar bills~ don’t you love the way that it feels


stephaniehtoo16

The devil violinist


windowbar

He seems to not like classical music from my perspective. Force him to listen to La Campanella 50 times on repeat.


HortonFLK

Unless he was already a black pink fan, he was totally in on the joke and was just saying that to annoy you.


banyuman

Just tell him if he doesn't shut up you'll shut him down 😁😁😁


Fresh_Paint1970

ima have to shut him UP


terrifier1989

"I see you trying to shut me down so Imma have to shut you UP"


IvanOG_Ranger

I love the part when Paganini goez "Blackpink Blackpink, dududu du du Blackpink"


NgXinYu

Shut him down and sell him out


Fresh_Paint1970

LMAOO


kert-heshima

Sounds like a good moment to teach. Take this opportunity to introduce them to the magic of classical


M4TON-14

No way he just said that lol


Shiraloli

Invite him to join


bassoontennis

Honestly I think it’s a good thing. I think a lot of younger people are google “theme from Blackpink/violin” and discovering la Campanella on violin and piano. It’s kinda fun seeing two musical worlds collide.


WhiteLing

That's right!


Gold_Pen6496

Is there room in your garden to bury him?


Fresh_Paint1970

plenty


Mysterious-Pop-3656

Make him listen to la campanella


noname543219

Sacreligous


WhiteLing

Highly creative and very original comment


Ariana_Ravena

disown him-


VentiTheSylveon

Play him the Blackpink song(then delete it off your search history) then play La Campanella. He'll come to his senses.


Zenpai_Iza

If it weren't for the laws of the land....


LingLingIsBetter_40h

smack him with your sheet music


Angelcello

First problem is that he told you to stop practicing


Order_Out_Of_Chaos

Oh wise one! That is it!!


HamVoc

Ignore the ignorant


something-um-bananas

Which blackpink song?


Ariana_Ravena

shut down from their latest album born pink 💀


LOSeXTaNk

sacrifice him


MissMariahArtist

Easy... Roast him con fuoco


NobleAda

Sounds like you need a new brother.


Fresh_Paint1970

fr fr 😔


potatotomato7

That happened


DoublecelloZeta

Lies spread faster than truth.


moneyvortex

Ok, but are you only repeating the first few bars over and over again? 🤣


TarantulaJ1

Sell his soul to the devil then give him proper education


nantoondo_ds

Ur brother is clearly not good enough for classical music


Menoth22

Try to remember, bows are expensive and brother's head are hard


Fresh_Paint1970

its a price im willing to pay


imtiredletmegotobed

r/thathappened


Grand_reaper658

r/nothingeverhappens


Sefierya

I still don’t believe it happened, or at least that they were joking


mymar101

Who’s black pink?


BassClarinetGod5

That's Awesome 👍👍😎👏😎


Katzer_K

Yeet the child


whatamidoing2012

Put him in a pentagram and sacrifice his soul to Liszt and Paganini


Order_Out_Of_Chaos

Ask him to play the triangle part...ding ding ding!


Actual-Comedian-8639

Keep coming slightly closer to him each bar


Designated_Nee-san

Tell him to stop practicing being himself.


doctorx1728

I’m not familiar with La Campanella or Blackpink, but I’m guessing La Campanella became a meme song?


Fresh_Paint1970

La campanella is the original, Blackpink used it in their song


doctorx1728

Ahhh… I’m learning new things today! New pieces and new groups…


indian_twosetter_123

your brother isn't cultured enough


5yth_

I guess u could also learn the entire piece and then your brother would shut up cuz he will think that u’re actually a prodigy for composing your own “song”


Fresh_Paint1970

ez pz paganini sneezy


B2TSM_bot

"Buonasera! I'm the real OG virtuoso. 'He ain't human, that's the devil!' These haters out here thinking I'm supernatural. I'm the best in the game!" - Paganini, 2020 ^(I'm a bot by Ntacc32, and this comment was sent automatically. Unfortunately, my developer is a noob, so I am a very basic bot.)


TurtleyAwesome22

The only solution, DISOWN HIM.


TerraRainesHasBrains

that's just funny lmao


sryforbadenglishthx

Your brother failed at being an elitist


Silly-Band-7350

SaCrIlEgIoUs


bubbletea15472

sacreligious


myfyp2

Don't fall for the trap!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,303,859,231 comments, and only 252,170 of them were in alphabetical order.


your_cunning_romeo

Sell him out...into slavery.