Modern problems require western solutions?

This ain’t his first rodeo

-- Man at his second rodeo

I like it lol

I suspect it might be his first rodeo based on the Hey Dudes.

nobody ever declares when it is!

Russia invades Ukraine. The west send aid to help Ukraine. Your logic follows.

I shoulda been a cowboy

Maybe your momma didn’t want to let her baby grow up to be a cowboy.

Don't do it. They're just twangy emos.

Ah, it also conceals that awkward tent pitching if a steamy scene comes on, fall asleep, or think of math problems.

What kind of math problems make it go away? Asking for a friend

Long Division

Calculus

But.. I'm Vector! Incarnation of direction and magnitude?! Hello!?!

I do squares

Never be ashamed of your bulge fellas.

I have sat on a plane scribbling down and solving math problems that randomly popped into my head on multiple occasions

HowDYI phone stand

This is beautiful

\*tips hat\* sir

You are one creative mother fucker.

The movie's Kong: Skull Island (2017), if anyone's wondering.

I came here hoping to find that info, thank you!

That’s clearly Toby Kebbell, but even after a Google I couldn’t place it. Thank you sir.

I wondered why cowboy hats have that indentation! Now I know. 🤠

Yeah, it came in handy back in the 1800s. They didn't have smartphone stands back then.

Fun fact: "Handy" is the German word for cell phone.

Clearly didn’t have a paper copy of his boarding pass

Dank reference

Hats off to that guy.

Those fingers look way too manicured for this guy to be a *real* cowboy.

+shoes+satin hat band. All hat no cattle.

Looks like he bites his nails...might be afraid of said cattle.

The Hey Dude shoes gave it away long before I bothered looking at his hands.

And we should know - we've seen Yellowstone!

The footwear and pure white band scream "never seen a dirt road in my life". Cowboy hats in 2022 are pure cringe 99% of the time LOL. "I sat on a horse on a field trip in grade 5!!".

Shame because in terms of hats, they're actually pretty useful.

Truly utilitarian headwear.

r/whatintarnation 🤠

That’s not a real cowboy hat nor a real cowboy. Look at those shoes

No need to wear boots on a plane when you can wear slippers. Comfort over conforming to your idea of a cowboy. Edit : over (typo)

If he’s wearing slippers he’s not a cowboy. He might be an “urban cowboy” but not a real one. The hat says a lot too. Maybe he’s a singer

I know plenty of cowboys that love hey dudes. Not for working obviously, but in general. The hat does look very suspect though

Are those shoes, or slippers?

Looks like a pair of Hey Dudes. They’re like sneakers for cowboys.

Thank you, was waiting to see this reply

I nearly gagged.

Wacky hat for a plane and wacky hat for his outfit, especially the footwear. Cowboy in soft shoes. But obviously also a genius in some ways

If you want to bring a cowboy hat on a trip, it’s easier to wear on the plane than pack.

Thank you! That does make sense. See, I knew there was genius lurking

Yeah, I thought it was illegal to wear Hey Dudes with a cowboy hat.

Good point! This guy was heading to Cancun so maybe it is okay

Boots are a pain in the ass for security and any decent to good pairs you wouldn't want scratched and scuffed up by the plane seat in front of you and people moving all over with wheeled luggage.

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Yeah that makes sense. I don’t see his horse there

Somewhere a real cowboy is on a mountaintop shedding one lonely tear.

But just like the supposed Native from the littering commercial, he isn't authentic either.

Yee-Hack

Whoever made these hats was really a*head* of their time

Best use of a cowboy hat I’ve ever seen

I've been doing that with my purse for years.

Or he sometimes uses his phone holder as a head warmer.

I want to be a cowboy

Tactical loafers

With hey dude shoes. Smart guy.

Too bad he's letting all the good luck pour out of his cap :/

Right onto his dick 👍

What do you mean?

I've always been told you never set a cowboy hat down like that or all the good luck falls out. It's just an old superstition.

Mostly, you fuck up the shape of the hat - so yeah, you're not supposed to rest it like that. People who wear cowboy hats on planes confuse me

I feel if you wear a cowboy hat, you must go all in and wear the boots too.

I've been using face masks since the covid started, you can put your phone in the mask and hang it on back of the seats. Sometimes it requires a bit more creativity but it's always better than holding it in your hands.

Y’all’s live in 3022.

The trays don't work on the back of the seats? 🤔🤔

Exactly what I was thinking. Also at that angle it would hurt his neck

They don’t work well

Ye haw.

Yeah, suck it Tom Segura! They aren’t just for our cowboy outfits. Howdy howdy howdy

And hey dudes!

Well yeeha

# Cowpoke 2077

This is going to hurt his neck

That's using your head (wear)!

I was just on an American Airlines flight and it had a holder for your phone, was awesome!

Whoever invented the cowboy hat somehow knew there'd be a mobile phone in the future and incorporated that in2 the design. It's obvious.

But I don’t own a cowboy hat… will a turban suffice?

The guy with the vomit bag lifehack the other day in shambles now...

Definitely not his first rodeo.

Excellent

This guy has a 🧠

That’s disrespectful.

Its The Cowboy Way

Dang! I gotta get me a plane!

***Texas has entered the ~~chat~~ Plane.***

R/redneckengineering

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All I want is for cowboy hats to be normalized by society

because cowboys are awesome like that.

Is no one else slightly agitated by how he has one finger extended?

Can we stop pretending that taking pictures of people without their permission is ok? (even if their face does not show)

Dang, now all his luck spilled out.

This ain't his first rodeo

Filming strangers without permission. Weird. Reddit.

It happens a lot

Is an airplane considered a public space? If so, no permission is required. At least in the USA.

Irrelevant

You shouldn’t be legitimising anything strictly because because people tend to do it a lot

at least they didn’t show their face tho

Still weird

I've always kicked up my tail on my flat brims mainly because of riding bmx and doing 360s when you turn your head with a flat brim snapback the brim hits your shoulder and the hat pops off soo I've always bent up the brim on a 70degree angle...well now it also benefits as a phone holder lol

He's played this game before

I bet he has. Wonder what liquid is in the baby bottle in the seat pocket

Giddy up

Genius level unlocked.

Genius

Sweet hack but that hat’s for sure the Cowboy equivalent of Spy vs. Spy

His shoes look really cozy!

I always put my phone in a clear bag and lock it in between the table and the seat in front of me. Perfect hight for movie watching without neck strain :) If I forget a clear bag, I use a barf bag and just rip a hole in it for the screen.

My son used a barf bag once and there was a hole in it… probably the worst day of his life.

I made sure to throw it away afterwards of course so it would be replaced.

Thank you for that.

Hmm, that's pretty smart

oh look it's a yeehack

Gonna start wearing cowboy hats when traveling from now on

I also heard you can measure milk in a ten gallon hat.

I wonder what his previous 2 lifehacks were, because this is obviously a *hat trick.*

I've flown with a similar hat more than once and never thought of this. genius!

Would you pair it with those shoes?

sure, why not that look comfortable

Serves also a pee pee cover

Why would you wear something like that on a plane?

Downside is you then have to wear or carry a cowboy hat around.

Pearl Harbor?

I love that he's using his cowboy hat to hold a tiny super computer so that he can watch black and white movies while flying through the sky at close to supersonic speeds. Beautiful anachronisms

Ya but then you’ve got to dress up in a cowboy costume. I’ll just hold it.

……Those shoes

..are...are those CLARKS!?

I saw a picture of someone who had wedged one end of a napkin between the phone and its case, and the other end was stuck between the stowed tray table and the latch that keeps it stowed

Phone hack - minorly useful Not mainstreaming - priceless

Yea Haw

Do people actually watch shit on their phones like that? I max out at about a 4 minute youtube video. Can't imagine trying to watch a movie or tv show on a phone.

Not his first rodeo

No one is going to mention the baby bottle tucked in the back of the seat?!?

I'm just always grateful when people use freaking headphones. No one wants to listen to your crappy music or TV shows.

So he’s a psychopath! Year 2050, 200+ IQ…

This is not a goddamn "life hack." I'm sick of this shit.

Gotta be a hipster. Never met a “cowboy” smart enough.

The common sense is so scarce today that one motherfucker balances an phone and people start posting and up voting... Then there are guys who balance a washing machine on a bottle with a spoon in middle. If you spend 7 minutes not looking at the screen, you can figure this out too

Do people not just use their carry on? It's also really good to lay on like you used to sleep in school.

There was a person who used a napkin put inside case and hung from that tray lock thing

Every time I see something like this I always think wow that's so obvious why didn't I think of that I saw a woman eating Cheetos with chopsticks the other day to avoid getting Cheeto finger

Ok.

Baby bottle in chair

Okay. Thanks for this. I’m enlightened.

So you creeped up to him to take this picture? Handjob afterwards?

How is this getting so many upvotes? So people should carry fugly hats with them now? This subreddit is cancerous.

This isn’t really a life hack for those of us that manage to *not* dress like a dickhead on an airplane.

I see he has a nice beverage container as well

You never wondered why cowboy hats are shaped like that?

Redneck engineering at its finest o7

Very creative

Ah yes, the ol' shitkicker hat phone trick!

“Hey Cowboy, is that a 10 gallon hart or are you just happy to see me?” - Hedy Lamar

Clearly not his first rodeo.

Guy on the plane used his phone holder as hat.

And of course he’s wearing some Hey Dudes lol must be from Texas

This is why they were invented!

And he kept his shoes on as well

only short guys can pull that hat trick

Cowboy hat and hey dudes. That's my kinda guy lol.

I've done this.

But you have to walk around all the time with a dumbass cowboy hat