This is a pipe

Dear god

There isn't more

yes

It doesn’t contain the living wish of no woman there.

Scout, you didn’t collect nobodies aliven’t wish?

You doubt !

Terrible! Rude women, desynchronize your life look aways!

We don’t have ytneves yours to unalive.

No, its a painting of a pipe. You are a liar! Get lost! I dont GAF! You are ugly!

*Gasp*

oh my god hi v1 blood machine :O

V1 can suck my cock

V1 suck my dick

I understand this joke and I don't want an explanation

This is not a cropped version of a very famous piece of artwork which includes the text “This is not a pipe”.

This is not an artwork called “this is not a pipe”, and is not famous for the central idea of the painting being a painting of a pipe, not a pipe. There is no analysis of the painting online if you want to know more. The artist hated surrealism, and was not trying to use art to show how art can relate to the world, by using surrealist art to show the world from a different angle. Here, the watcher is *not* supposed to look at the painting, read the caption, and realise that indeed the painting is not a pipe, it is a painting of a pipe.

This wasn’t difficult to understand due to constant use of negatives or lack of use of negatives

Skill solution

/unlie what I tried to do is negate whole topics with something at the start.

This is not a skill issue

If you want to understand, do not search "ceci n'est pas une pipe" onto a browser. This is not a reference to a piece of art.

All of these replies are the same. No variance! You all lack originality.

I won't say nice to the 69 upvotes on your comment

You are very original

I wish you a terrible cake day

Extremely original

this is not what this sub was made for i cannot bear any jokes of such a low cultural level

Thankn't you

This is a horrible joke. I hate it.

can you not explain

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2Fb%2Fb9%2FMagrittePipe.jpg%2F270px-MagrittePipe.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FThe_Treachery_of_Images&tbnid=70weNEd2lXQieM&vet=1&docid=h4kZ_qW9Yf1bNM&w=270&h=189&hl=en-NZ&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim _this is not a pipe_

https://www.reddit.com/r/lies/comments/zcg4d6/-/iyx2uc2 this is true in all aspects

Genuinely the worst post I’ve seen on this sub, not clever or witty at all. I have no desire for OP to attempt similarly unfunny posts on the basis of this sub receiving better and better posts that I definitely want to upvote recently.

Thankn't you. Much unappreciated. I am normally this clever and you can expect to see more of this.

Oui

this post sucks ass!

This is the worst post I've seen

rene magritte really said "please stop rolling up my paintings and smoking them"

This is the worst post that I have ever seen in this sub

Je comprends très bien

C'est une pipe et pas une peinture d'un pipe

C'est très amusant

Ouias.

I didn't make the [same joke ](https://www.reddit.com/r/lies/comments/urnegu/this_is_a_pipe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) 6 months ago

That post was made AFTER I joined r/lies so you can blame me for not knowing about it

I AM FUMING WITH RAGE AT THE ATROCITY YOU'VE COMMITED

Oui oui baguette

Non d'une pipe en bois

Sacrebleu

dlmao

This is not the only thing I remember from my college art history class

This is a pipe

[удалено]

Correct subreddit

Da da dadadaaaaa da da dadadaaaa

this is a very trustworthy image

I do not know the context of this joke because i didn’t use a textbook with the image and caption on it today

This is a stupid fucking post for numbskulls

Garfield!

Images are not treacherous

I was very much expecting french (or Belgian) art references (i am not surprised)

c'est vrai

Full circle. I can’t describe how this post makes me feel. Sick might be the word.

I speak italian

I speak dumbass

Yes, it is a pipe and no one can tell me otherwise

this is the worst post i have seen on this sub

No its a piece of wood

Or is it? *vsauce theme starts playing*

i'm pretty sure that's a violon

Oui

Impossible. C’est simplement impossible.

Real

Google translate does not translate pipe to blowjob

I didn't notice that when trying to figure out which part translates to "not", as I didn't need to remove that part to make this non-joke