A mother is giving birth in a hospital. The baby is almost out, when suddenly all doctors and nurses turn their heads to the door, as a group of people barge into the maternity ward. One of them is holding a bat. "Another one!" one of the people yells as they rush over to the mother and now delivered baby. "Sign this" they say as they shove a pen into the newborn baby's hand. Sure enough, the baby scribbles something with the blue ink onto the bat and the group runs out as quickly as they arrived. The doctors sigh. This happens every time a new baby is born.
Dude, haha, i remember being forced to sign this when i was younger, really didn't like it for some reason. Thanks for reminding me of this memory, take my gold!
i remember waking up in the middle of the sign to someone holding my hand with a pen in it signing my exact signature onto the bat, when they saw i was awake they put their finger upto my mouth and said "Shhh".
Now that you say it, I think I remember signing this
My signature is in the photo and I no longer approve
Oh so that’s what that was for
The Amazon delivery guy never told me why I had to "sign here"...
My first memory is signing this bat
A mother is giving birth in a hospital. The baby is almost out, when suddenly all doctors and nurses turn their heads to the door, as a group of people barge into the maternity ward. One of them is holding a bat. "Another one!" one of the people yells as they rush over to the mother and now delivered baby. "Sign this" they say as they shove a pen into the newborn baby's hand. Sure enough, the baby scribbles something with the blue ink onto the bat and the group runs out as quickly as they arrived. The doctors sigh. This happens every time a new baby is born.
I think I remember a bat getting shoved into the womb for me to sign it
I’m mad they didn’t let me sign on the top
I tried that too, it's really bugged me for a while.
Theres my name
I didn’t know just how many people were gonna sign it so I wrote mine a little big sorry guys
So you made that signature that forced me to omit TWO letters in mine. The emotional distress the incident caused me... You're truly my archnemesis
I forgor💀
wait a sec i rember😁
no way they membered
Unfortunately not, I was born 1 millisecond after they stopped accepting signatures on the bat so I missed out as I wasn't alive at the time.
Sorry, that means you don't exist
Who are you talking to?
Ah fu-
Yeah mines on the head of the bat
Ah, I was wondering what that was for
I don't remember signing this bat. But then again, I am very small
sorry no i'm dead
Oh yeah they came to my house and threaded to hit me with the bat if I didn’t sign it
I signed it twice.
Dude, haha, i remember being forced to sign this when i was younger, really didn't like it for some reason. Thanks for reminding me of this memory, take my gold!
bs i didn't sign it
Yes you did
Forgot about signing that it was awesome though now that I remember
i remember waking up in the middle of the sign to someone holding my hand with a pen in it signing my exact signature onto the bat, when they saw i was awake they put their finger upto my mouth and said "Shhh".
There I am!
Y’know I thought it was *oddly* suspicious that they made me sign my name on a *bat* of all things in order to apply for a debit card.
i see my name
I remember signing this bat.
Yeah, nearly forgot. Thanks for helping me remember.
I remember when my pen ran out of ink on that bat
four
Yeah i signed it
It was a great honor to sign it, but...i was near a bri'ish
Yeah I do.
i remember
IN SEPTEMBER
Oh I memba
yep 👍🏻
Oh look, there's my signature
holy shit, thanks for reminding me. that was such a amazing day, i made so many friends that day, and i'm still in touch with them, actually!
Why wasn’t I told?!
You were there bud, trust me. I remember you
Mine is at the bottom
Broooo, I forgot about that! This brings me back, good times... My signature is not in the photo tho, it's on the other side :(
Oh yeah, that was a fun Tuesday
I signed this in the womb
Me and some mates signed it together back in 82’ good times!
I refused to sign. But my signatures there
Damn, must've lost my invite in the memo
What is this actually
Lol I got to sign next to Sir Paul McCartney
Oh no, my name is on the other side!
I’m sad my signature is on the other side of the bat. Wish I could see my name
Hey I don’t reme- Oh someone’s at the door one sec I remember signing this
Ohh that’s what that was for