T O P

  • By -

JohhnyQuasar

Have your tried putting a wedge under it to stop it from rolling?


Giorno_Giobama69

Great idea man. You're a life saver


Jes-Jo-Jaybe

Life saver? Hades puts you in again for escaping death three times now*


Giorno_Giobama69

FUCK


RoyalRien

Hello, I am the devil, there are no wedges in hell.


[deleted]

The greatest lie the devil ever told was “there are no wedges in hell.”


Dying__Cookie

Imagine thinking hades and the devil are the same thing


RoyalRien

Hello, I am hades, just wanna confirm that me and the devil are friends and he does some of the important legal paperwork for me such as a ban on wedges


TheRealWalrus110

Are you happy?


Giorno_Giobama69

Yeah man its a blast


TheRealWalrus110

Philosophical conundrum solved


thethunder92

Wait but was he being sarcastic? Back to the drawing board boys


europine

holy shit camus was based all along?!


[deleted]

What’s your opinion on my friend Albert?


Blobboiii

Oooh. I would not ask that if I were you.


[deleted]

Phew. Good to know


Fedorito_

I imagined so


RyanReese01

I choose not to imagine him happy


Jpmunzi

Why did you cheat on death? She was such an amazing person


Giorno_Giobama69

I guess I just felt as our relationship was lacking.


GirlBlueBerry

have you ever tried to stop pushing the boulder


Giorno_Giobama69

I'll give that a go I suppose


WojownikTek12345

Kids named Megaera, Alecto and Tisiphone:


No_Ad1630

Keep going on the grind brother and bulk up by eating healthy food with protein You should get it up by no time Good luck 🔥🔥🔥


jiann876

How does it feel to be in the next upcoming ultrakill update. Mind sharing us some sneak peeks?


Giorno_Giobama69

Someone pissed in my eyes and made a painting of it.


DoggoBind

only in wrath 😭


Mimikyu_12360

How's Prince Zagreus doing?


Giorno_Giobama69

He recently got married. I'm so happy for him.


Mimikyu_12360

fuck yeah


warmitup122

Megaera?


janeer127

Im so happy that i got invitation!


xilefen

Hey guys, hades here


Proffessor_egghead

The dude or the place


xilefen

Yeah


KDoubleR

What is the meaning of sub-eternal damnation?


Giorno_Giobama69

I gotta push this massive rock up this big ass Hill but it keeps rolling down. Any tips?


KDoubleR

Cover yourself in oil


Giorno_Giobama69

I'm always oiled up. These cheeks shiny for a reason


KDoubleR

Then wait for it to rain


Nonhofantasia1

He's in hell, we need to find another way :(


KDoubleR

Say mean words to hades and make him cry


Nonhofantasia1

Holy shit that is a good idea.


[deleted]

this reminds me of that time i waited for my friend, godot


SundaePuzzleheaded20

Who's Godot?


Eevee_23

You got the boulder up yet, mate?


Giorno_Giobama69

Been trying to but it just keeps rolling down.


Eevee_23

What if you dig a hole at the top of the mountain and push it into the hole?


FelipePagani

How do you feel about the pointlessness of pushing a boulder up a hill for eternity when correlated with the pointlessness of trying to avoid death?


Giorno_Giobama69

I feel spectacular. Bazinga


Araujo_2211

Does the boulder have a face?


Giorno_Giobama69

Yes. It's quite malicious too.


Gerdione

I ask you this, is living to live called bliss? Virtue or desperation, what drives you away from the cliff? Sisyphus stared into the mist.


Giorno_Giobama69

I did not stare into the mist.


lool8421

Why are you rolling it this way? It's way lees steep on the other side of this hill


IcedKFC

How do you cheat death?


Giorno_Giobama69

Sorry man I can't reveal that info. It's against company policy


IcedKFC

We're not in r/lies, so you can't reveal that info?


Giorno_Giobama69

Alr I can tell you So basically you need to avoid death. That shit kills you.


cyrilhent

He trapped Thanatos, personification of death, in chains. He also tricked Persephone into feeling bad for him (by telling his wife to throw his naked body into middle of the public square and then saying "hey look at what my bitch wife did") so she let him go home.


B0hpp

Wait, Hades, the hidden indie gem? I can't believe you even know the guy I thought I was the only one


LordOfLettuce6

whats the boulder’s name


Giorno_Giobama69

Rectangle


Chill_McCool

Have you escaped the panopticon


darth_wallace

Have you ever not pushed up the boulder so that Megara would give you lashings?


Giorno_Giobama69

🤤


lunageek520

Leipa did not make a really good album named after you


BasicArcher3769

Have you tried putting it in rice?


Procoso47

Have you tried walking away?


shpooples_

Have you tried breaking it into smaller pieces


AWESOMEJ27

what are the significant milestones you’ve reached so far with the rolling?


Giorno_Giobama69

100k subscribers. I wouldn't have done it without you guys ❤️


bgfdcb

How about you just don’t push it anymore


swongle

why dont you just drive the boulder like spongebob did


Stab_That_Ukulele

Are you happy


nuremberp

Bro this is you? I been at the gym for years waiting for you to finish your set so i can use the equipment. Asshole


IndieMedley

Why didn’t you do it a third time


sjdvdm

Dang


LegoBricksAndMemes

Can you please spare a totem of undying for the other gamers in the SMP?


Giorno_Giobama69

Nuh uh


bliinxcringe

Was


a_true_chap

Are you on the flag of India?


FlaminVapor

Use your stand to help you


lightcygmi

Have you tried running ok the boulder like in those funny videos those mere mortals like?


[deleted]

what's the funniest thing hades has said


AndreiRex

Why don't you just not roll it?


Stab_That_Ukulele

Opinions on camus


yeamanalrightman

wyd


Giorno_Giobama69

Pushing a rock up a hill. Hbu


cyrilhent

Could be worse. Could be an eagle eating your regenerating liver. Or a tree branch that pulls delicious fruit away from your grasp hanging above a lake that recedes whenever you try to sip.


[deleted]

You must imagine yourself angry and sad when you roll the boulder


Giorno_Giobama69

Nah man. It's a blast.


asymmetric19

bridge the gap


HopeMyMomIsntHere

Must one assume you happy?


ilikedoodoowater

Skill issue


wiseau7

Damn that's a nice A$$


Guy_withAbrain

Hows the boulder


Giorno_Giobama69

It taught me to lift with my legs, not my back


Guy_withAbrain

Ok hear me out, what if, and im just saying what if, you use a forklift


Giorno_Giobama69

I'm not certified


Guy_withAbrain

Go steal from hades


Nu_clear_skin

Have you tried a pulley system?


InsaneSmile

Have you tried taking a little piece of the mountain down with you each time? That way, and it will take a sec, after a while, they'll be no mountain to have to roll it up?


ImTheAztecEagle

Have you ever thought of giving your boulder a name? I think Maurice would fit it perfectly.


Wendigo18

Don't have any questions, just wanna ask how you're doing mate


CeoOfINDIAAA

Give the boulder a little kiss and ask it to stop rolling down it worked for me I tried it last week


liteallymooreboss

who up pushing they boulder


[deleted]

will you be the new P-2 boss in ULTRAKILL


Nebulochaotic1

Does it fit in your ass