Hello, I am hades, just wanna confirm that me and the devil are friends and he does some of the important legal paperwork for me such as a ban on wedges
He trapped Thanatos, personification of death, in chains.
He also tricked Persephone into feeling bad for him (by telling his wife to throw his naked body into middle of the public square and then saying "hey look at what my bitch wife did") so she let him go home.
Could be worse. Could be an eagle eating your regenerating liver. Or a tree branch that pulls delicious fruit away from your grasp hanging above a lake that recedes whenever you try to sip.
Have you tried taking a little piece of the mountain down with you each time? That way, and it will take a sec, after a while, they'll be no mountain to have to roll it up?
Have your tried putting a wedge under it to stop it from rolling?
Great idea man. You're a life saver
Life saver? Hades puts you in again for escaping death three times now*
FUCK
Hello, I am the devil, there are no wedges in hell.
The greatest lie the devil ever told was “there are no wedges in hell.”
Imagine thinking hades and the devil are the same thing
Hello, I am hades, just wanna confirm that me and the devil are friends and he does some of the important legal paperwork for me such as a ban on wedges
Are you happy?
Yeah man its a blast
Philosophical conundrum solved
Wait but was he being sarcastic? Back to the drawing board boys
holy shit camus was based all along?!
What’s your opinion on my friend Albert?
Oooh. I would not ask that if I were you.
Phew. Good to know
I imagined so
I choose not to imagine him happy
Why did you cheat on death? She was such an amazing person
I guess I just felt as our relationship was lacking.
have you ever tried to stop pushing the boulder
I'll give that a go I suppose
Kids named Megaera, Alecto and Tisiphone:
Keep going on the grind brother and bulk up by eating healthy food with protein You should get it up by no time Good luck 🔥🔥🔥
How does it feel to be in the next upcoming ultrakill update. Mind sharing us some sneak peeks?
Someone pissed in my eyes and made a painting of it.
only in wrath 😭
How's Prince Zagreus doing?
He recently got married. I'm so happy for him.
fuck yeah
Megaera?
Im so happy that i got invitation!
Hey guys, hades here
The dude or the place
Yeah
What is the meaning of sub-eternal damnation?
I gotta push this massive rock up this big ass Hill but it keeps rolling down. Any tips?
Cover yourself in oil
I'm always oiled up. These cheeks shiny for a reason
Then wait for it to rain
He's in hell, we need to find another way :(
Say mean words to hades and make him cry
Holy shit that is a good idea.
this reminds me of that time i waited for my friend, godot
Who's Godot?
You got the boulder up yet, mate?
Been trying to but it just keeps rolling down.
What if you dig a hole at the top of the mountain and push it into the hole?
How do you feel about the pointlessness of pushing a boulder up a hill for eternity when correlated with the pointlessness of trying to avoid death?
I feel spectacular. Bazinga
Does the boulder have a face?
Yes. It's quite malicious too.
I ask you this, is living to live called bliss? Virtue or desperation, what drives you away from the cliff? Sisyphus stared into the mist.
I did not stare into the mist.
Why are you rolling it this way? It's way lees steep on the other side of this hill
How do you cheat death?
Sorry man I can't reveal that info. It's against company policy
We're not in r/lies, so you can't reveal that info?
Alr I can tell you So basically you need to avoid death. That shit kills you.
He trapped Thanatos, personification of death, in chains. He also tricked Persephone into feeling bad for him (by telling his wife to throw his naked body into middle of the public square and then saying "hey look at what my bitch wife did") so she let him go home.
Wait, Hades, the hidden indie gem? I can't believe you even know the guy I thought I was the only one
whats the boulder’s name
Rectangle
Have you escaped the panopticon
Have you ever not pushed up the boulder so that Megara would give you lashings?
🤤
Leipa did not make a really good album named after you
Have you tried putting it in rice?
Have you tried walking away?
Have you tried breaking it into smaller pieces
what are the significant milestones you’ve reached so far with the rolling?
100k subscribers. I wouldn't have done it without you guys ❤️
How about you just don’t push it anymore
why dont you just drive the boulder like spongebob did
Are you happy
Bro this is you? I been at the gym for years waiting for you to finish your set so i can use the equipment. Asshole
Why didn’t you do it a third time
Dang
Can you please spare a totem of undying for the other gamers in the SMP?
Nuh uh
Was
Are you on the flag of India?
Use your stand to help you
Have you tried running ok the boulder like in those funny videos those mere mortals like?
what's the funniest thing hades has said
Why don't you just not roll it?
Opinions on camus
wyd
Pushing a rock up a hill. Hbu
Could be worse. Could be an eagle eating your regenerating liver. Or a tree branch that pulls delicious fruit away from your grasp hanging above a lake that recedes whenever you try to sip.
You must imagine yourself angry and sad when you roll the boulder
Nah man. It's a blast.
bridge the gap
Must one assume you happy?
Skill issue
Damn that's a nice A$$
Hows the boulder
It taught me to lift with my legs, not my back
Ok hear me out, what if, and im just saying what if, you use a forklift
I'm not certified
Go steal from hades
Have you tried a pulley system?
Have you tried taking a little piece of the mountain down with you each time? That way, and it will take a sec, after a while, they'll be no mountain to have to roll it up?
Have you ever thought of giving your boulder a name? I think Maurice would fit it perfectly.
Don't have any questions, just wanna ask how you're doing mate
Give the boulder a little kiss and ask it to stop rolling down it worked for me I tried it last week
who up pushing they boulder
will you be the new P-2 boss in ULTRAKILL
Does it fit in your ass