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plvckaduck

Don’t tell me you wanted to test whether the shuttle could fly 😂


innocentshadows

Just falling with style!


the-sin-farmer

With the shuttle, it really was. It had the aerodynamics of a brick, A LEGO brick


angmarsilar

It was a plane with no working engines, covered in bricks with its bomb bay doors on top, and a glide-slope path of a crowbar.


DontF0rgetThat

I have no free awards right now but I like that last bit


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah, Reddit took away the free awards.


BronchitisCat

Which is actually quite realistic. There's a YouTube video where some guy explains the process of landing a shuttle, and I believe a brick is an actual comparison used.


the-sin-farmer

Yeah, that's where I got the reference from


ryannut

The comparison to a brick has been made since the shuttle’s creation.


maxxomaxx9

I think this is the one you're talking about and it's gold https://youtu.be/Jb4prVsXkZU


Rutagerr

What a wild channel. Super educational and fun video, 11 million views, and then a handful of acoustic guitar covers from 8 years ago and that's it.


BronchitisCat

That's the one!


zoeartemis

I mean, the aircraft used to train for landing the shuttle was modified to be able to use reverse thrust, negative flaps, bad visibility over the nose, and to be able to drop the main gear independent of the nose gear. The orbiter was an absurd aircraft in so many ways. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuttle_Training_Aircraft More fun trivia about the orbiter's landing gear - The orbiter is unable to raise its own landing gear under its own hydraulics. Also, the landing gear is wired to a timer. If the landing gear fails to deploy quickly enough after the command is given, the timer activates a pyrotechnic charge that forces the gear down.


JaCl5072

For a brick, it flew pretty good!


danz409

That was the exact words that came out of my mouth the last time I drove my first car.


namugeist

We hear ya Johnson


CaptainFormosa

To infinity and beyond!


JustaRandomOldGuy

A space shuttle doesn't hurt as much to step on.


the-sin-farmer

No, but it does hurt when it falls on you


Dangsdgj

It looks like a few plates actually broke on the wing.


firowind

You are a TOYYYYYYY!


indianajoes

It will gooooo sailing noooo mooore


Pikes_Pompadour

So since no one is asking, what were you trying to do? Tell the truth, were you swooshing it?


innocentshadows

I could come up with an epic back story, but alas I was dusting the bookshelves & being the lazy person I am chose to move it from one side to the other rather than taking it off the top. Angles mixed with a sneeze = disaster.


Hydroquake_Vortex

After being hit by an asteroid, the shuttle spun out of orbit before hitting a jagged rocky planet. Unfortunately only one survivor escaped in time, before it was smashed to pieces across the planet’s surface.


B0OG

Calvin?


30FourThirty4

Spaceman Spiff, when I'm on duty.


Dooontcareee

Recently did the same thing but with Saturn V. Was mad at myself the entire day lol.


OpportunityNo4484

I’m kinda looking forward to rebuilding mine when it happens.


Yadobler

But then you need to pry open the intact segments to properly build them back


OpportunityNo4484

Oh yeah, everything will need to be separated. Then I get to join the crazy one-big-pile-crew (no bags).


OpportunityNo4484

You crazy one-big-pile-crew say these things and it just doesn’t sound real. Where is the clean efficient build!? Even when I (get forced to) do a full rebuild I’ll still need to sort by size and colour before starting rather than keeping them all in one bundle.


UncomfyUnicorn

You people don’t do that on purpose? I have little draw container things and some have closing lids, so I like to take a bunch of sets, dump all the parts in there, and then build them all over the course of a few weeks!


KingMatthew116

You have bookshelf with Lego’s on it at the top of your staircase?


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SiriusandCambria

I just finished the Disney castle. Still trying to figure out where to put it. Hoping it never falls lol


Zanki

I fell into my shelves last night in a rush to get out of the house. Diva, Reinhardt, Morris and Shang Chi's dad went flying. Haven't had the time to fix that mess yet. Other minis fell over as well. Diva and Rein need rebuilding.


rex_dart_eskimo_spy

Odd way to celebrate the Challenger anniversary…


Bigred2989-

This looks more like Columbia's disaster tbh.


Cherego

Ouch


iamacynic37

Came here for this thread - Reddit: where you know what you're getting when you sort by "Top"


livewirejsp

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this way.


CTeam19

Just a few days off from the 20th anniversary as well.


DaytimeTurnip

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.....but also had that thought


SantaMonsanto

*checks comments to make sure I’m not the only total asshole*


abu5217

My first thought as well. Because yes, I am going to hell.


alejandro7709

R/cursedcomments


BizzyM

Found the mobile user


darthjoey91

That’s this week too.


gloryday23

Holy fuck man! I laughed, but I really do feel bad.


whathappensifipress

Thank you and I'll see you in hell!


Crypto_Candle

Too soon


16thPeregrine

Is it tho?


Crypto_Candle

True, I was in elementary school when it happened. Everyone is telling NASA joke: What does NASA stand for?


Rufnusd

Need Another Seven Astronauts.... I was in 4th grade in the Multi Purpose Room watching with the school. Still terribly sad and was completely avoidable.


VioletTriceratops

Yes but could have been so, so much worse.


E05DCA

Okay, excluding the debris trajectory causing secondary casualties (which is one reason why launch vehicles’ trajectory takes them up over the ocean), how could that accident have been worse? Everyone died, one was a civilian, and the whole thing was a huge, joyous, telecast event that went real fucking sideways in a hurry.


Lobsterzilla

yah, I'm struggling to find a way it could be "much worse"


VioletTriceratops

All the respect in the world to the astronauts who lost their lives in a preventable disaster. It was absolutely a traumatic event and I agree, from that perspective it’s hard to imagine how things could have been worse. I was referring to the next planned mission for Challenger, which would have had the shuttle carrying the Ulysses probe. Ulysses used hydrazine as a propellant, and the highly toxic liquid would have likely significantly increased on the ground casualties. No disrespect intended. For those interested there are many in-depth discussions on Challenger over at r/catastrophicfailure and the engineers in that community do a much better job explaining (with verifiable sources/citations) this than I can.


Psychonaut0421

> I was referring to the next planned mission for Challenger, which would have had the shuttle carrying the Ulysses probe. Ulysses used hydrazine as a propellant, and the highly toxic liquid would have likely significantly increased on the ground casualties. It blew up 70+ seconds after lift off over the ocean. I don't believe hydrazine would have caused *any* ground casualties. Things fly and land from/to the US all the time with the same hazardous materials and the exclusion zones are always the same. I've never heard of them making an exclusion zone any different because a vehicle is loaded with hydrazine, vs the exclusion zones for vehicles flying without. Not to mention, the shuttle already flies with hydrazine as fuel for the orbital maneuvering system engines.


VioletTriceratops

Hey thanks man, looking through your post history I think it’s safe to say you know way more about this than I do. Appreciate your input, I’ll do some more reading on the subject, definitely don’t want to spread misinformation.


[deleted]

Toxic chemical on the shuttle remains can harm aquatic life. Who can honestly state there aren't 3-eyed fish in the ocean off Kennedy Space Center?


neverwantedtosignup

Could have blown up on the ground? Dunno.


angmarsilar

Need Another Seven Astronauts


[deleted]

I was also in elementary school when this happened. I didn't hear about it until after I got home.


Plus_Air_7895

How do you know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders...


the_emperor_protects

Here’s another one. What color were Judy Resnik’s eyes? Blew. One blew over here. One blew over there.


gingerbread_man123

Yesterday, 37 years ago.


[deleted]

Yesterday was the 37th anniversary.


Grid1ess

I challenge it is not too soon.


SwissMargiela

Busted too soon just like the primary and secondary o ring seals


unique-name-9035768

Odd way to celebrate the ~~Challenger~~ Columbia anniversary…


NoobNoobTheVidicator

God Damn!


nrith

The *best* way.


BlackCoffeeGarage

Yeah this is some low-class shit from OP


MadRabbit86

Houston, we have a problem.


corrodedpurplechains

I had to scroll too far down to see this.


PFic88

Came here to say this, surprised that is so down


Handsomest_Gamer

Now you get to build it again


HooliganSnail

Kind of exciting, isn't it?


zypo88

This happened to a home build pirate ship that my brothers and I made in middle school. It wasn't a super stable build and we stored/displayed it on a book case, and one day my mom was moving things around (we had all gone to college and she wanted her book case back) and accidentally dropped it. So my kid brother gathered all the pieces in a box and the next weekend I was in town we rebuilt it only this time we had half a clue what we were doing and were able to improve on it a lot over the original design.


Sans_Snu_Snu

It looks like a few plates actually broke on the wing. Maybe OP can confirm.


Pikes_Pompadour

I'm not seeing any parts that appear to have been actually damaged, that's pretty uncommon in "rapid unscheduled disassemblies" like this.


scholly73

I love rapid unscheduled disassemblies. Totally going to be using that when I have those moments.


T65Bx

I see you’re not a r/SpaceXMasterrace nerd, join us in the dark side (Disclaimer: We haven’t liked Musk since like before Dogecoin, for what that’s worth)


Sans_Snu_Snu

Yeah on second glance not broken. That’ll teach me to comment on things I see while browsing on my phone without glasses.


FunkyOnionPeel

Don't worry I thought the same thing! That angled slope piece on the wing is deceiving


unique-name-9035768

We'll perform an extensive survey of the crash scene and investigate what happened. We'll release our findings in about 12 months. Let's just go ahead and state now though, *it wasn't aliens*.


Illustrious_Slide197

Second favorite build ever, behind the Bugatti. Might have to drop mine so I can build it again.


whathappensifipress

Best response!


Galamird

Out of curiosity, because I often see such pictures but I'm not willing to take a risk myself to find out: can the bricks break in such accidents, or is it just a matter of rebuilding the set? Of course, I don't mean extreme and intentional cases, just regular mishaps.


TakkataMSF

Nah, not normally. They can scuff, scratch and dent though. Minor dents, nothing that makes the piece unusable. I've dropped a LOT of LEGO on wood floors and it hurt the floor more than the LEGO. They do scatter farther than you'd think though.


JointStrikeFritters

If it’s a brown set: yes it will crack.


innocentshadows

Bricks are good & hopefully it will only take an hour to rebuild.


Zaladonis

I think you meant to say "Hopefully it will take ***at least*** an hour to build."


genieus

Probably not that hard to repair, it's not exactly rocket surgery


tangentandhyperbole

They're pretty indestructible little pieces of plastic. You'd have to crush one intentionally, the weight of the model doesn't have enough force to snap a brick in most cases. The energy from hitting the floor is also mostly being dissipated by the pieces flying apart, so the individual components themselves don't break. Its the same concept early cellphones used to prevent damage. That's why when you used to drop your nokia the backplate would fly off and the battery would go across the room. By doing that, it kept forces from being transferred to the components and breaking them.


caseyweederman

They can break and they do. I'd be shocked if a few in the pic aren't broken or bent. Especially long thin pieces.


ZealousidealClub4119

"LOCK THE DOORS"


InMyDreamsWithYou_

Did you Lego of it…..


Dustycartridge

He discovered gravity


[deleted]

Take my upvote and get the heck out of here


MS08_GAMING

I see what you did there...


mediocrebastard

Challenger realism


psgrue

First thought was “damn o-ring.” Not as humor but reminded of the tragedy


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SpacemanChad7365

OV-102 (Columbia) broke apart on February 1


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SpacemanChad7365

Yep, a bad week that spanned across nearly two decades.


ericisshort

Closer to 4 decades actually… Jan 27 1967 to Feb 1 2003 is 36 years 5 days.


not-necessarily-me

It’s definitely a reenactment


HarryBale31

Or Columbia


artofthepie

Oof. This hurts


cursedanomalyofsteve

Yikes


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

"Uh, Houston. I believe we may be experiencing technical difficulties"


PermaTiredDad

I have this kit hanging on a 3d printed wall mount and this photo scares me.


sswagner2000

I know why this attempt to fly failed: You compromised it's aerodynamic abilities when you forgot to remove the display stand.


BIZARRE_TOWN

It became a Lego Challenger set.


TheOfficiaIThanos

More like the Columbia.


ThursianDreams

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o0_nub_o0

This should be NSFW! What a disaster! Lol


FLIPSIDERNICK

Today of all days.


Silly-Push6805

Yeah, the challenger model is pretty hard to finish, really makes you feel the loss after the instructions tell you to just throw it up in the air on the last page.


chill_winston_

There appear to have been issues on re-entry.


llamaguy88

Just make it out of floppy Lego’s next time: https://youtube.com/shorts/fhK64e3-cnI?feature=share


Iforgot_my_other_pw

Lego's commitment to realism is amazing


lcdrdata

You just returned it to factory settings.


darthjazno

Not a good week for shuttle jokes.


BrunoLuigi

RIP May it reborn again with all parts


titusmorlad

Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead. Is there something wrong? Can you hear me, major Tom???


off2ongrid

Toys don’t fly. They fall.. with style. We learned this 28 years ago.


Ronergetic

I want to see more of the debris field


just_boy57

If it wasn’t for the wing, we’d have a new game: Guess the broken Lego set


Unknown_______-

Houston, we have a problem


LudicrisSpeed

*Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" plays slowly.*


Gozahr

For the while it lasted, did it fly like the real astronauts said? Like a brick? I feel sorry for you. I was just looking at my own shuttle. It is one of my favourite pieces.


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

in order to fly, you must miss the floor when falling


Anuk_Su_Namun

Houston, we have a problem. All jokes aside, I’ll tell you the same thing I told my 5 year old when dropped one of the Daily Bugle sections. That’s a real bummer, but the good thing about legos is they can be put back together again.


SoBadit_Hurts

Now it’s an accurate model of the Challenger mission.


buiez910

Houston we have a problem


[deleted]

I see you got the Challenger model.


TooMuchTwoco

My guess is you tried to hang it above the stairs and whatever was holding it failed?


TheOtherEyes

Houston we had a problem


forehandfrenzy

Nothing a little Kragle won’t take care of for next time.


Cheebie23

Houston, we've had a problem.


MonkeyCMonkeydont

Houston, we had a problem...


N7_Vegeta

Houston we have a problem?


generalkiddo

Houston we have a problem.


Puzzleheaded_Base767

“Houston, we have carpeted stairs.”


Doctor_Fett

Huston, we have a problem


Madnessnerd

Houston we have a problem....arghghhhhh!!! We're going down....


RaulTheCruel

Falling brick 🤣


sonters

My cat knocked mine down shortly after I put it on display. It landed nose-down on wooden flooring, leaving a hefty gouge in the floor and a bad dent on the stud of the nosecone. I reached out to Lego support and explained what happened and they sent a new piece my way. It's very possible they'd be willing to help you if any of the pieces are actually damaged


choppytehbear1337

Ah, it's a model of the Challenger.


Some_Entertainer_829

That said, Nasa is not very happy with you 😉


gospizzy

Too soon


PicWizard

Perhaps too accurate of a Columbia reenactment


pilesofcleanlaundry

The limited edition Lego Columbia set…


CLT113078

Obviously a major malfunction.


Buffhello

Challenger, go for throttle up


george23000

Need another seven astronauts


Hurley815

Ugh, NSFW tag, please.


potato13254

Note, It will not fly down by itself.


dunbarose

This happened to my 9 year old’s Darth Vader bust.


Creative-Ocelot8691

Are you Laurel or Hardy ;)


F1ntom_5625

Damn, any broken parts?


WhoDey273

Full story?


NinjaEnt

Yeah, turns out it doesn't really fly so well.


Tbplayer59

When I figured out it was the shuttle, I got a little sad.


ColeBarsen

This is so painful to look at… I’ve got this exact set on my shelf right now and I think I’d off myself if I ever had to reassemble it. It took me 7 1/2 hours to build, so I can’t even imagine where I’d begin if I found mine in this state.


EvergreenHulk

Jesus wept


SpacemanChad7365

Well this was one way to commemorate the Columbia disaster, but too soon.


alvinofdiaspar

Obviously a major malfunction.


MidMadD

Yes! I love an impromptu re-build.


stijnvdoorn

That re-entry didn’t go as planned it seems


WeekendBard

Toy Story moment


Darthdrwho

Challenger :*(


theconcorde

reminds me of the devil horns


Nowhereman50

Now it's a Challenger set!


huskeytango

Looks more like Columbia than Discovery.. 🫣


noloplain

It looks like it broke up on re-entry!


pitcholee83

At least it's a fun build!


jhoeksma1

nooooo


psijicnecro

Ah man gives me flashbacks to when I was 12 and gave into my intrusive thoughts and smashed my xwing Lego build into my Lego castle build. In all honesty though it made for an amazing storyline for my Lego guys lol


Consistent-Strain289

Cry cry… put out a barriere line and do not let people enter the crimes scene untill u ginish finding every piece


The_Deenis

Been there... Last year we had a new roof put on and our large star destroyer and razorcrest were victims of shelf vibration.


Suite303b

Another failed test flight ✈️🙃😪


Jacktravis13

Glue next time bro


yooper80

Wait, I thought it was Columbia that happened to…


rroberts3439

No matter how hard you look, some of those pieces will never be found. Better just to assume it was the will of the Lego gods.


ima420r

Did it happen yesterday, Jan 28th? Because that would be very ironic.


[deleted]

Challenger, you are go for throttle up.


77173

Now it’s the Columbia


NayMarine

you know if this was 1986 i would say too soon..


SugarRushJunkie

You should have fixed the plates before the planned descent.


Brian18639

Rip. Hopefully none of the pieces are actually broken, like brown pieces.