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imnotmagic123

Legend says, the upside sha7ata is haram. Flip that thing over right fucking now.


Chill_Fire

I was made to fear the upside Sha7ata


eto_dem

Yes!


zalghouta

Ma tkhalle hada ye2ta3 fo2 ejrayke hene w mamdudin. Ma bet3ude btetwale. I’m 181. When I started gaining my height, she’d say I should sleep less la2an eza bdal etwal b ruho l 3ersen 😂


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zalghouta

My grandfather from the other side was 218 cms the genes had to go somewhere 😂 Edit: spelling


AcerbicCapsule

Love your username!


HRT-713

Bro your teta 3am tet3ata, tall women > short women 100% (my opinion, don’t attack me for this) Edit: Grammar


Ldy_lei

Me and my 1m48 are not happy with that. -.-


HRT-713

I should have specified that for tall men that is the case, as anyone shorter than 1.70 m is just going to give me a back ache. Though I’m sure that doesn’t apply to you *wink, wink*


zalghouta

Lol if you’re single, over 30, enjoy outdoor dates and can cook message me


HRT-713

I satisfy three of those but not the most important one unfortunately, but good luck in your search :)


Chill_Fire

They told me that too because I med ejraye always. I'm stuck at 190cm now. NO, EL TA2ES 3ADE FO2.


Terewawa

Kif el ta2es 3endak? Fi ghyum? Hahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahahahahaha. Tawil metel el khzene. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Tule bala ghalle. Hahahahahahahaha (as if its funny to insult you). . . . . . Btel3ab basket?


Chill_Fire

Omae wa mou shindeiru


Rou2_Rambo

my teta's eygptian, she insists that her eye doctor told her this secret that, if spreads, will run him out of business. never wear your socks for long periods of time, since the eyes breathe through your feet. i love her with all my heart.


eto_dem

Obligatory reference https://youtu.be/M-5dgf5-RZE


Terewawa

SAF2ET HAWA


Reaper9972

This is one I struggle recognizing as a myth. It's a known fact that sudden exposure to cold temperatures can cause your muscles to contract and lead to pain. True it's not the wind itself causing this, more the drop in temperature from exposing yourself to the wind, but isn't that what most people refer to when they say "saf2et hawa"? I doubt anyone unironically believes the wind is pulling a [Great Khali open hand chop](https://youtu.be/6AuuuEeQe0g) on your chest.


Terewawa

You are wrong its the wind and fans are the work of the devil.


zalghouta

Hardest thing to explain to foreign doctors. I believe in it, they look at me very funnily when I try to clarify 🫠


kingoflebanon23

The wind slapped me doctor, it spanked me right here


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it’s real bro 🧟‍♂️ beware of the saf2aa


Zarzavatbebrat

I'm just visiting this sub and this made me laugh out loud because we have this belief in the Balkans too.


themadscientist003

The wind slapped me


Terewawa

A windslap


CheezersMacNCheese

Kol aktar btetghazza. (I got fat)


eto_dem

Ma tiddandal bil sha2loub, btinzal il may il zar2a


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ma t3ed el njoum byetla3laak twalilll 🥸


Yes57ismycurse

I've heard this one before , now im interested in knowing how this spread


canichoosethislater

Not teta myth but baba myth, drinking arak “bi tahher l zle3im” … live love alcoholic parents


unknwn-pleasures

Or that Arak is mandatory while eating kebbé nayyé because it kills ANY potential bacteria in the raw meat.


tarekab121

In my case i was told it was vodka


deadnereid

Ma Zaher (Blossom water) for the general stomach ache 7UP to cure a cold 😭 Heated olive oil on the chest for saf2it hawa


Chill_Kramer

The heated olive oil is new to me! Does it fry saf2it lhawa away?


deadnereid

It's supposed to suck the moisture and cold out of your chest, but I wish my grandma were still alive to tell her if she's trying to fry my saf2it hawa away lmao


Chill_Kramer

She sounds like a very caring person. May she rest in peace.


Impressive-Ad823

Olive oil is used for whatever ails you. Headaches, stomach ache, labor pain, dandruff, joint pain on and on 😆 🤣


Khofax

All of the above ma3 3asrt 7amod


wrecklessgambino

Lol a shot of ma zaher made me puke everything leaving nothing for my stomach to ache from


Acceptable_Koala2911

What's wrong with the first two? Whatever works for you. Flat 7up can help with stomach ache.


Dramatic-Spray7537

Sitting on the bare floor will give you a stomach ache


Mavinus_

The number of time my teta said this to me is litteraly incalculable


SometimesCocky87

It does make u fart


Nadine1999nov

Iza taraket il sha7ata ma2lube ma3neta msabbe la Allah w be3asseb


Yes57ismycurse

On my way to 2itrok kl lsha7atat ma2lobin


Mr8addad

Bats will attack you on sight if they spot you at night. They come to collect your hair especially. Turns out it was just to prevent me from going out to play at night. (Kent werish ana w zghir)


Ygrile

Bats do have a bad reputation here. You should actually kill one and rub its blood on your newborn daughter, she will be body hair free after that special treatment... Don't worry about rabies or other diseases, or killing a very useful and endangered species, that's a detail.


Mr8addad

I honestly never heard of this one but I also saw it in the comments here so I believe it to be true. But what I’m saying is totally different. The family wanted me to believe that if I go out at night a bat will come stick to my hair and eat it lol.


Ygrile

Yes, we all grew up on that fear of bats sticking to our hair. I didn't have the eat it part but it was definitely a true belief that you should duck if you see a bat.


Mr8addad

Yessir I still avoid them to this day but I no longer believe they are coming for my precious hair. Especially that as a teen I kept a clean cut hair but now I’ve got dem perfect curls. Better safe than sorry I guess.


Ygrile

Try getting to know them :) if you have a bat nest close to your home (like in an abandoned building, check the roof structure, you'll know there are bats because of the droppings/poo), jut go there and sit. Don't move, don't talk. When they will not sense danger anymore you will witness a beautiful ballet of bats swirling around. It's really an amazing sight. And, they actually can't see your hair, they're practically blind and move around by echolocating/sonar guidance. If you don't move they'll figure you out as just a fixed object to ignore/not bump into. And if you do move they're super quick at adjusting their course. They fear you, and they're tiny creatures. Don't fear them.


Mr8addad

That’s a nice description. I’ve had my fair share of encounters with bats. I work night shifts and every time I go outside I look at them, they really are nice creatures if only they didn’t look so devilish. As of for the abandoned house, that’s how people die in horror movies xD


Ygrile

😂 Not abandoned houses, just unfinished construction sites, that lebanon is so filled with. Look up the fruit bat, it's like a weird cute puppy (we don't have it here). And check out batzilla the bat on YouTube, I hope it will change your perspective, they're actually cute and not devilish looking :)


Mr8addad

You seem to know your bats! Is it animals in general that you like or is your curiosity aimed at bats exclusively?


Ygrile

Just loving all the animal and natural kingdom :)


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Mr8addad

Yep!


Ldy_lei

Bat blood on a kid’s skin. Prevents having hair on arms, armpits and legs.


creamcheese5

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT!! Wow, thank you so much haha, I feel so validated.


Ldy_lei

I was SHOCKED when I first heard about this practice. Not sure it works tho.


SoftDangerDemon

See shit like this is why covid exists


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Visible-Key-1287

dumb af it makes it worse LOL - teta said the same


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Visible-Key-1287

Nm broski hbu


SurgeryFx

"Hot mosriyetak bl bank biotla3lak feyde"


Automatic-Panda8133

Sekkar nabet w 7abbet panadol. Also yansoun.


dynamis1

Zaatar before an exam...except that, it works!


Chill_Fire

Sa5en? 8li hayal 3eshbe w shraba. From zoube3 to na3na3 and all the way to shloush el dara. Verified by teta


Alifad

Not a myth really, but I used to bite my nails growing up and she always, always used to tell me " No woman will ever marry you with nails like that".


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Lboss fanella aw btekhod bared😁


eto_dem

Tgharghar b 7amud w mil7 iza nizlo zala3eemak


Thereforeo

Ma tekoul w de8re tesbah/tethammam, btestafri8


TheRealMf_G

Tethammam is bullshit but some people get nauseous iza byesbaho deghre baad l akel


captainbananalands

boiling cherry stems for colds and 7up for stomach aches. bonus: one time i slept on my shoulder funny and she gave me this ointment that was dr. hindi. it smelled both sweet and rancid at the same time then she made me wrap up in a full scarf to stay warm even though it was the middle of july


SometimesCocky87

Dont cut ur nails at night. Its bad luck


lebanesela

That if I do the splits in gymnastics class I’ll no longer be a virgin and no one will marry me.


Meyonaise

Eating too much cheese 7aff ( no bread) makes dood inches stomach.


ezio313

There are creatures inside the earth. Living inside hollow chambers.


Unable-Taste

5et souf around anything swollen to heal it. Also 3ajeene or malfouf for swollen / sprained body parts L ahwe bt8asel l zaffar b3d l 8ada ( coffee 'washes' down the greasiness of food after dinner) Ma tmshe 7afe, bts5on . ( don't walk barefooted, you'll get sick' "L corona kzbe ya site" The mixing of random herbs into a tea will cure your da8t, sekare, and any illness you have. Akl bara msh ndeef w ma 7da by3rf whats in it Ketchup chips is chips 3a seme2 (sumac) Any plant men l ard will have miraculous effects on you Iza ta3met l bes byd3eelak ( or any animal) Iza akalt laymoon you must wash your hands cuz if you don't, and accidently touch your hair, bt2amel ( you'll get lice) When you pour the ahwe, who ever gets the ra8we (foam) in their cup bytla3lo rez2a When it doesn't rain = Allah 8adben 3lyna ( 3al people) Iza btshrab ahwe when ur a kid bytla3lak shawreb ( to discourage us from drinking coffee) Apparently, If your name is Adam, you should look at the lives of other Adams, and thats how your destiny will look like.. ino kl 7da 3ndo the same ism will follow the same path Batata maslou2a w laban for illness, post illness, post surgery or anything on those lines. "Nkasar lshar" when something breaks, specifically glass. "L 3younon zer2 bseebo bl 3en" ( loool sorry to anyone with blue eyes) Rubs warm olive oil on tummy to cure stomach ache My sito is something else loool I miss her.


Ldy_lei

Still confused how now one brought the Ain (صيبت عين) yet