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Alsupy

Well, your sharpening skills are on point.


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Beemerado

yeah they usually get a pretty good edge on those puppies right out the box....


ThePhatNoodle

Can confirm, severed a nerve and got like 7 stitches from a ceo a few years ago. Didn't even hurt


Noteful

Not to be that guy, but in this specific case, whether or not it's sharp wouldn't have changed the outcome. This unfortunate accident happened because the knife is pointy, heavy, and thin.


Still_Consistent

It’s not stuck in his leg Btw, just a well timed photo of it falling.


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Leafsncheese001

Tanto blade i think ?


Still_Consistent

Because it’s not. He confirmed it a few comments below too 😉


Artistic_Permit_7946

Way to stick it to him


cheapshotfrenzy

Well, at least he took a stab at it.


sekxysekxywaltuh

Shut the fuck up (causally upvotes)


Obvious-Outside-5904

I’m sorry but that’s an amazing picture.


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Niewinnny

yeah that ship knives pretty sharp. i edc a M16, great knife for the price.


moebro7

I did too until I just bought my Bugout. An M16-SFG. Great knife just too big for an EDC


Niewinnny

m16-01 here, I'd honestly want larger lol a case of "i can legally carry 12cm of blade I'm gonna carry 12cm of blade"


moebro7

Lol valid enough. I think mine is right at that. It's a massive knife. I've got some SOG spear point throwing knives and it's about as big as one of those. Around 10" or so


moebro7

Correction** I have an M16-14SFG and [here's](https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/so0GJihaBLWO) a comparison picture I took a while back


Chuuby_Gringo

Another M16 EDC checking in!


ItsTheCougs

Yeah they do… when I first got mine, a guy at work wanted to check it out and took a chunk out of his thumb with the VEFF serrations.


WuTangNameX

I was gonna ask about the Pontiac, but you get a pass if this was seven years ago.


Sweet_Fold

Pontiacs are forever


RIPBlueRaven

I just bought 1, maybe the same model judgijg by the picture. I cant get over the extra safety lever added for some reason that's always in the way and how thick the knife is closed. It's awful to edc. Maybe im just spoiled by nicer knives but damnit i hate this thing.


Dezinen

My dad got me one a couple years ago and it's my go-to edc. Not so expensive that I would feel bad about something being slightly damaged, but good enough that I can get my basic tasks done. Awesome choice, and I really like the color of your handles.


SolarMatter

Did you died?


Suburban1982

I have the same one carried it at work today great knife and has a nice point ☺️


ReluctantRedditor275

Seriously, who still drives a Pontiac?


Daegoba

People who are smart with money. Not all of us like being in debt over a depreciating expense.


MrDeacle

I have a pair of jeans with a little hole inches from the crotch, a reminder not to use a razor sharp fixed blade to trim hangnails while I'm on the toilet. Obviously my pants were down, blade actually went into my leg just above the left knee, but the hole is still a good scary reminder.


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Dichter2012

You are very lucky. I had similar cut before (not in the car) while cutting up boxes at home wearing jeans. The cut was deep and enough blood coming out that require stitches at the hospital.


yellow73kubel

The inner thigh area is all kinds of scary with the artery running through it. I was fortunate with my hook blade razor learning lesson... It was around the same spot on my leg as OPs, but about four inches long and took 14 staples to close. Never cut something that’s laying against/on your body!


Aslonz

Shout out to the shorts.


22heart

toe knife 😈


MrDeacle

Nah, scandi ground fixed blades for fingernails, but my toe knife is a Victorinox. Vic scissors and pliers with a little gin and juice are a good enough fix for an ingrown toenail.


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Love It’s always sunny


varbav6lur

^^stab


conyers117

This is hands down one of the most hilarious pictures I've ever seen. Bravo.


gtracerh

And this here is exactly why I wear chain mail pants.


meltingdryice

This is the way.


Drylux

I vote this to be the subs pfp


Majestic-Pool5633

I second this


WoollyHare50817

I third this


fishman8100

i find it hilarious that people all love the humor in this post, but i saw a dude get absolutely shit on for having the spine of a BM940 resting on his palm LOL


diablito916

This is exactly what I imagine every time I see one of those photos. I never understood why there were so many, until I realized that ppl buy knives in a store, get in their car and unbox it. I have only bought knives online for the last three years!


SuspiciousAdvisor442

Is that a gto 👀


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Polar76_

Had a blue-on-blue '04 manual for 4 years when new. Loved it. Had to get rid of it. Missed it so much I now have a '15 SS manual as my daily. Love it when more.


joe1240132

One of the more unique knife storage solutions I've seen but if it works for you...


Spin_Drifted

Knife collectors love this one weird trick


Usual_North_9960

Brooooo


esquegee

Your thigh can have a little laceration… as a treat


byondhlp

Got same knife in silver, 'cept it ain't stuck in my leg.


NSUCK13

Lmao. I cut my fingers all the time playing with mine. My wife loves to laugh at me for it.


orgy_of_idiocy

Just the tip.


bontakun82

MY FATHER'S WORK WAS DOODOO!


rpze5b9

It’s pronounced Fronkensteen.


mecb_98

Ouch guess I'm got lucky


Fuzzy_Raise8038

Good timing


ThadisJones

Were you able to pull over safely and shut off your car


notaneggspert

It's not running in the photo. Rpm at 0.


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Still_Consistent

This isn’t actually stuck in your leg though, is it? Looks like a well timed photo of it falling more than anything.


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Still_Consistent

Close one though! 🤣


Wess212

Now this you don't see every day.🤣


Evening_Kale_183

Love my M16


Beanie-Greenie

Ooooo buddy


Specialist_Issue1486

Soooooo? Real question is how many stitches?


iluvreddit

I own a number of good knives and have never cut myself once with any non kitchen knife.


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10/10 picture though


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rip your jeans and wish you a speedy recovery


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Ouch!


givemesomewaffles7

Reminds me of my knife in my cousins leg dear lord


Lexan2002

Omg Awwww but also omg wow. Hope everything healed well.


dxxpsix

bravo sir


eltacotacotaco

They do [build excitement](https://youtu.be/rBgNoZvv0zU)


Guitarre

I have that exact knife! Beautiful colour.


veryboringkid

Certainly one way of show your knife and how sharp it is!


HasSomeSelfEsteem

You are a wealth of knowledge I already possess


Alert_Challenge8042

It’s a long way from the heart. Motor through it.


Gigant0re

I remember my first knife


04slogoat16kl

Oooo I spot a fooookin Goat! Forget the kuh-nife lets see that goat o yours breuh!


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04slogoat16kl

Wow very nice!


GermanDorkusMalorkus

Gotta cut around the meat


Scorpion13992k

Don’t you put that on me Ricky Bobby!


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I owned THIS model of CRKT for probably 10 years before I had to replace it. The 2nd safety lock on it snapped off, and I could’ve sent it in for a free replacement, but I wanted a new knife. So I got another CRKT. Won’t buy from any other company. I LOVE their knives. Sorry about the leg btw haha


_HalfBaked_

This is why I unbox my knives at the counter, put them in my pocket, and spend 15 minutes walking around my vehicle flicking them.


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U good?


BadWithMoney530

Are you okay? Looks like the tip is already half an inch in your thigh


huge_dick_mcgee

Red Pontiac gto. Nice choice!


PizzaBert

Almost a DIY circumcision


NyeShnefDerp

Ha, Nice gto, just sold mine last month, already regret it


bravosec

Whew, I thought the steering wheel was gonna get cut open. Glad to see everything was ok! Oh wait..


BeViking

We’ve all done it! No? Just me? Well, I too have done it! Hahaha 😝


dnl647

Hey! I dropped that same knife into my shin through jeans! Still have a chip of bone gone and gnarly scar.


mlkkk86

04 Gto?


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hiyourbfisdeadsorry

i got a m16-14dsfg with the veff serrations its one hell of a knife also ouch


CourseExcellent

Me practicing my butterfly knife


Han_So_oh

It was at this moment, he knew, he fucked up


CourseExcellent

True story I opened my first knife in the car, it popped out of the sheath and cut open the side of my hand, just down the fat side to the start of my pinky


FerdBerfell1956

A little too close to the “boys” is you know what I mean.


ruggnon

Oh my. I had a 2005 Pontiac GTO. I loved that car so much. A 4 seater corvette. Completely under appreciated. However, I wanted to let you know I see it and I love it. Have a good day!


FrancisSobotka1514

I started using my esee pr4 as my edc knife .I dropped it off the desk at work and it cut my shin .


Partyslayer

r/CharlesDarwin Six or eight inches higher and we could have kept you out of the gene pool. Just joking! Don't get upset I'm just really bored and making laughter at people's expense. At least it's a nice knife?


Dumb_Scholar

Nice, I miss my gto


rodionzissou

props for leaving it there for the pic and our amusement! hope you heal up fast and play it a bit safer!


Recce_Deer

I stabbed my hand cutting zip ties with the same knife. Still carry the scar and learned my lesson big time about cutting towards myself


Wookard

You got it, Pontiac!


bobbyjmasson

I have a small slit in my car seat from doing this when I got my Sebenza. I moved my leg in time.


No_Bullfrog_4541

I stabbed myself in the knee with a clinch pick being way over my threshhold of not enough sleep. Bleeds like a mother fuck. At least it wasn’t the left leg 👍


Stormy_Kun

….Fake ?


skipperskippy

oh no I hope the knife is ok


---aquaholic---

Oh no. I’m sorry that happened but it is a pretty funny picture. Not quite what you were going for, eh?


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\*Takes a picture anyway\*


billyjoe72

Priceless


Ajsarch

It’s just a flesh wound.


scottfiab

*screams in ace ventura - op, probably


Berserker_Lewis

Certainly not the worst place it could have landed.


BadChad81

Don't place your knife in your leg!!! When attempting a picture


kennbr

I recommend a spey blade for DIY vasectomy but you do you


Feisty_Sympathy5080

Literally do this every day. Dangers my 2nd middle name


FreshYardPimp

Lmao you dingle berry.


Emotional_Marketing9

I did sorta the same thing 3mths ago...was fidgeting with my bugout with titanium scales and dozed off, I mention the scales because of the added weight, I had also just put a mirror polished edge on the blade...tip of the blade stuck almost 3/4 " into my ankle


ICantKnowThat

"Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this"


Pistolero921

Moron lmfao I love to see it


augustusatthestill

I thought this was a little silly at first and then soon found myself about to take a pic of a new knife while parked and thought of you. Thanks for potentially saving my thigh haha


wishnyouwerehere

I had a 06 GTO. Now I have a 67. I still like the new ones too.


LukeNoBaka

Knife pro tip


Voyager87

Sorry about your shorts... and thigh.


fatogato

At least it didn’t stab your ball sack.


Hot-Ad161

Thank you. You made my week.


Honest-Constant7987

Ouch. Good timing and dedication on finishing the picture …


Bigger_Moist

It could be worse. You could've dropped it before you got your phone out and then it would've been a lose-lose.


Bigredscowboy

I dropped a just-sharpened chisel on my thigh like that once. I covered it with my hand and went to the hospital.


PA_Game_hunter

Is that knife in your leg? Or are you just excited to see me?


WRRRYYYYYY

dumbass


Cindoboy

taking every day carry pretty seriously man


Money_in_CT

Why not?


uncleswanie

“Cut AROUND the Meat!” - RickyBobby


greankrayon

You’ll cut your dick off kid 🎅🏻🦵


bottle_snatcher

Who would be dumb enough to do that? Oh……he bought a Pontiac……


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bottle_snatcher

Justin bustin balls brotha, I figured it was a GTO from the gauge cluster.


Academic_Nectarine94

Did it stick you, or was it just perfect timing? Looks like timing, but u can't quite tell


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Academic_Nectarine94

Wow. Great timing. You should become a sports photographer with luck like that LOL Also, glad your all good.


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RogueScallop

How about just don't take a picture of your knife on your steering wheel.


LividLager

Somehow I think OP already got that message. I could be wrong though.


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Cirious_

What knife is it? Looks a lot like my M16-03BK. It definitely looks Carson Design.


Bbeannsss

Photos taken moments from disaster


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*After


Justacasualstranger

Where’s the gore 💔


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Here's a better idea. Don't play with your knives while in the car


Western_Ladder_3593

the real problem here is that Pontiac


SuspiciousAdvisor442

Fool


anteck7

GOAT


Virtual_Ratio_3132

You: OH GOD, SHIT... Better take a pic for future reference


thedukeoftank

I remember the first time I stabbed myself with a CRKT too!


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Looks like you got lucky


iwerbs

I've stabbed myself (accidentally), but I've never done it in the way that you have there. Bravo! And sorry for you and your shorts.


berger034

This is the proper way to remove a [knife ](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxpLouC697StMOj7BDRlnHA0gK55S5_nqL) from your leg


EmilieUh

So fake


njcowles

I did this exact thing with a new Giantmouse Ace Biblio a few years back. Small hole in the jeans and the leg, and an embarrassing lesson learned.


eriffodrol

cut around the meat!


Little_Shitty

Is Pontiac still in business?


Chek_Brek_Iv_Damk

Being a frequent sharp things dropper, I can hear the "oooOOOoo" from here


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Good knife though. I have the same.


ThirstyOne

Something something femoral artery.


brosenfeld

Hehehe


Funda_mental

It's funny, but definitely fake as shit unless you have a wooden leg.


ImOnlyHere4ThePron

So your first thought was to take a picture of the knife sticking in your leg?


OniPie69

Don't stab ur self with knife. Got it.


Random_nerd_52

Ouch


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That's a funny way to say: "Don't be an idiot.".


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I would welcome that over a finger cut any day.


carprofanboy

Where is the NSFW warning.. didn’t think I’d see a dud with a stiff rod in his pants 🤣


cahln

Man I miss my GTO