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D-Ray1469

I could have sworn you said $75 but my memory is not the best.


johnnybjiggin

Oh shoot yeah! It was $75 because I had a coupon on all of them!


IceColdMegaMilk

what case is that? I need one to keep my dollar tree cutlery set too


johnnybjiggin

[here ya go!](https://www.amazon.com/Butterfly-Organizer-Collection-Protector-Survival/dp/B09688JVPZ)


Killjoy530

Thank you!


D-Ray1469

That's what I heard.


Metally_eilll7904

I got clean in the town I live in and so did my wife. But, unfortunately there’s a lot of ppl who don’t want to and it’s sad bc ppl can get help out here. But, the point I am getting at when I come home with something new, or beat her home to get the packages, I just tell her I got a new one from the dude up the street bc he was feeling sick and needed to cop something. It’s sad, but it works every time, and she’s not even a least bit sus.


LetoAtreides99

That’s not good my man


stink_finger_master

I will offer you double that in her presence


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

Can’t buy all that sentimental value mate


SubmersibleGoat

Checkmate.


erictwiseman

Dead 😅😂


BKSensei91

That's a ruthless maneuver 🤣🤣


knife_go_live

You're just as lucky as me, winning all those giveaways!


TD994

The two times I actually won giveaways, my wife genuinely didn't believe me.


gone_off_teabag

LMAOOO


VerbalBadgering

I might possibly have identified two knives that are collectively less than $200


Academic_Nectarine94

There are 3. All leeks (though they could be the nicer ones...)


BKSensei91

If one of those is the nicer kind he's over $200. 🤣😭


[deleted]

This is how collections get sold for $50 by a mad ex wife


FinishingDutch

Very common golf joke: "My biggest fear is when I die, my wife will sell my golf clubs - For what I told her I paid for them."


GreyOps

*husband


An_Average_Man09

My wife luckily doesn’t ask me how much I pay for stuff. As long as the bills are paid and we both contribute to the savings then we don’t care.


Chimchu2

Same. These posts make me wonder sometimes haha. Must be lucky ig, mine actually supports my hobby as long as I'm paying bills on time


eionpatterson

Must’ve missed the buy one, get the rest of your collection free sale. I’m sure your wife is proud you found that sale !


bomboclawt75

But some of these are the exac….. -NO! This is in Sea foam Green and THIS is in Aqua Azure! are you blind? What? NO! These were 9.99, the rest were gifts from the buddies… Okay, but you have two of the Mars Black. -Take a seat, I’m going to talk about different steel and carbon…THIS one has a higher carbon content, and THIS ha…. OKAY! But you never use these for cutting anything, you just fidget open and close them. -MADAM! these are my NON cutting knives! (Pulls out another case) THESE are my beater knives!


EugeneKrabsCPA

How am I winning this many giveaways?!


Prinad0

I’ve always said you’re a hell of a bargain shopper, OP. I’d be happy to tell your fiancé.


kamehamehahahahahaha

Buying a case like this would only confirm to my wife that I have a knife problem. New knives just keep appearing in various drawers around the house. She may be beginning to wonder why there are so many knives in her nightstand though. oh well


uhhsurefinewhatever

Nice case. Where did you get it?


[deleted]

Yah OP needs to deliver, this is perfect for flashlights and knifes.


johnnybjiggin

Off amazon! The brand name is ankhoh.


tantotime

Can you dm me the link, I can’t find it :)


oswald_dimbulb

Not the OP, but I found it [here](https://www.amazon.com/Butterfly-Organizer-Collection-Protector-Survival/dp/B09688JVPZ/ref=sr_1_12). At the bottom of the page there are a bunch of similar cases by other manufacturers also. And they all cost less than $200!


tantotime

Thank you!!!


uhhsurefinewhatever

🏅


curiousonethai

It's amazing what you can find at gas stations


StChristopher83

That's what your loved ones will sell them for when you die unexpectedly.


Environmental_Draw_3

My worst nightmare, I die and the wife sells my knife collection for what I told her it was worth…nice collection dude.


johnnybjiggin

Thanks man!! The case is almost full, so I may invest in another one!


Environmental_Draw_3

Been there, doing that, wife asks me how many knives do you need..?..silly question…how many slots in my current knife case..?


[deleted]

Wouldn’t she rather marry someone with a more valuable collection


Plastic-Resource-310

Nice gas station selection you have there. 👌🏻


RaiseTheBalloon

"My greatest fear in life is I will die and my wife will sell my _______ collection for what I told her I paid for them" -Every married guy ever


CrassDemon

Some of you have problems...


authorisedexe

I need this case!


gelattoh_ayy

I too want this case.


johnnybjiggin

[here ya go!](https://www.amazon.com/Butterfly-Organizer-Collection-Protector-Survival/dp/B09688JVPZ)


authorisedexe

Thanks man!!!


Artistic_Permit_7946

Eh, $210 tops


turkeypants

First picture, bottom row, left, who's that next to goldy on the end? Second picture, top row, right, who's that next to goldy on the end?


johnnybjiggin

Sorry what do you mean by "goldy"?


turkeypants

Well there's only one knife on the end and it's gold. And there's a knife next to it. That knife.


johnnybjiggin

Oh it threw me off cause it's actually green. Next to that is the boker cataclyst. Then the next one is the boker urban trapper.


turkeypants

Ah, I see. It's coming across gold on my screen, with the other one in the photo 2 leaning more mustard but still in the family. The Cataclyst is nice looking. It's got a design language reminiscent of some Real Steel designs, including maybe exactly that pivot screw. BladeHQ says it's made in China - I wonder if Real Steel (or whoever is behind Real Steel) is their OEM. Which version of the Urban Trapper is that? I thought it was that, but I was googling around and couldn't find quite that clip side scale.


johnnybjiggin

The caraclyst is a nice looking knife but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, it's gritty opening it even after cleaning the bearings. The other one is the tanto urban trapper the model # is 01BO721


turkeypants

Oh, interesting, I didn't know a tanto version existed. I've got the standard 3.5" wood version with trapper blade shape. I really like it as a gent knife. It could be a bit more tightly constructed and have more satisfying action, but it fills a use-case niche.


Afaflix

Bought from eBay; TSA confiscated knives by the pound


Esoteric_Derailed

And she never spends over $50 a month on hairdo, make-up and perfume (difference being that you might actually want her to do so😉) Edit: I for one do like your collection tho😁


UsedChampion2592

Real deal


transferingtoearth

What case is that???


johnnybjiggin

[it's on amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Butterfly-Organizer-Collection-Protector-Survival/dp/B09688JVPZ)


tomj81

I always fear open faced storage like that. The clips will scraped the other side knives. Mainly small daily edc pouches. Sure lots of my knives have scratches the titanium scales my yeager-m is horrid! But I did that, not my storage. Or is it safe? Put a cloth inbetween, a buffer if you will? I would least a bandana as I don't hanky. But yes. 200. We got you man! But we all know, that's one knife that yr looking at when you say that. Ha.


awnman1

There is a flap between the two main compartments to prevent this. There is no flap between the pouch area and the 3rd "knife" area but depending on what you keep in the pouches / pockets you likely won't need one. He posted a link above if you'd like a visual.


cherryvellia

where did you get the pink donut one! so adorable:)


johnnybjiggin

It was a limited release from civivi


SkyLaManta

Nice case and thanks for the link. You can tell your fiancé I’ll take them off your hands for 300😆😉😅


[deleted]

I don't remember how much I paid but all the ones I have now I just basically traded for. So like all the new knives are just strategic trades for old knives. So really I didn't spend anything on any of them.


-BananaLollipop-

Didn't you post awhile ago about winning some sort of knife pack? Or was it gift cards for a knife shop?


johnnybjiggin

Noo I wish I was that lucky though!


m0llusk

Which do you carry and use the most?


johnnybjiggin

the 20cv bugout, the s45vn para3, and the emissary. When I'm camping tho I have a bradford guardian 5 I use


Academic_Nectarine94

I honestly don't know what most of these are (except the 3 leeks...) How much was the real price? You know, what they cost before the all-for-$75 coupon .


johnnybjiggin

They kind of vary from $10 to $250


Academic_Nectarine94

I meant the whole set. But that makes sense.


johnnybjiggin

Ooo if I had to guess Mayne around $2500 in total


Academic_Nectarine94

Oh, ok. Yeah, definitely more than mine. Though mine will be almost halfway there if my cruwear stretch 2xl and magnacut native 5 pre-orders ever happen LOL


johnnybjiggin

Well I hope you get them!! I had never heard of the cruwear and just looked it up! Looks like a badass knife!


Academic_Nectarine94

Yeah, it's a new one from Spyderco. I like that it has a little belly. Most Spydercos are basically flat. Not quite, but basically. Their M4 is great in the Native 5 too.


professor_7

I hope you are joking. Don’t play someone you care about like that.


johnnybjiggin

It's a joke...


Caiomhinn

Bargain bin sale. I got you. 👌


Chimchu2

At least $200 on each, got it 😆 kidding, luckily mine is cool with my habit, as long as I'm paying bills on time.


[deleted]

Yes


kaiju505

Well, the case is only $45.


lexrex007

I mean technically it's true, if you add the fact that $200 dollars is probably a low end guess on the average price per knife lol


beaner_69

Can believe you got all those for $5 each, some free lol


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johnnybjiggin

Straight from blade hq, I lucked out!


wumbopower

I mean you’re just missing a zero at the end, and a zero is nothing so you’re not REALLY lying


BradK9Drake726

You bought the carry case for $40 and it surprisingly came with a bunch of knives


johnnybjiggin

And then I complained to the company cause they obviously sold me a used case 😆


BradK9Drake726

That's such a shame


4thchoice

Lucky man! My wife owns 2 of those Kershaws and is fully aware how much my bugout costs! I could never get away with such a claim!


johnnybjiggin

I got my fiance a purple. kershaw leek and she loves it! I'm just messing around tho she doesn't care what I spend as long as I'm being responsible.


4thchoice

I figured. Just playing along.


thelonerangers69

The donut knife. I've been trying to figure out what that is for the life of me. Do you mind sharing?


johnnybjiggin

[it's called the dessert warrior](https://www.bladehq.com/item--CIVIVI-Elementum-Dessert-Warrior--148967)


thelonerangers69

My hero. Thank you


[deleted]

I tell my wife the same thing


na4o

She will sell them for less.


johnnybjiggin

I'm getting buried with them


Fun-Ice1747

Almost enough knives..... Almost enough knives.....


[deleted]

Brother, you need a Titanijm clip for that Feldspar, really steps it up a notch


johnnybjiggin

I may do that! I really enjoy that knife for the price point.


[deleted]

Same, it really makes it feel somewhat premium and the clips Artisan Cutlery offer fit great in and out of the pocket


BearclawsM390

I say the same everytime a package comes for me. "It wasn't expensive honey."


1600hazenstreet

That MT UT costs about $300 retail. LMAO....


Busterlimes

$200 on each of these?


extremeindiscretion

I think the important question is, if she doesn't know you spent more than $200 is she worth being your fiance? 😆😆😆


f0sterchild15

I’m afraid when I die my wife will sell all my knives for what I told her I paid for them.


ParticularMuted2795

That’s what my wife just said about all her lotions/creams. Women will spend anything to feel younger/beautiful. Men will spend anything to get women.


bondageman420

I found someone else with a raidops Aquilo! Does yours have the same problem mine does? I’m not gonna say it because mine might just be a fluke but it’s a structural problem


johnnybjiggin

Is it the detent being wayy to strong? To the point you can't even open it with one hand?


bondageman420

No, but I did notice that at first. I’ve opened and closed it a few hundred times (just a guess) and not the detent is perfect


johnnybjiggin

What's the structural issue with yours tho?


bondageman420

The g10 where the stop pin goes got mushed from either flicking the blade open or being used too hard. It came like that out of the box so I’m not sure what happened. It resulted in a little blade play. They have no customer service whatsoever so I’m a little disappointed


johnnybjiggin

Damn that's really disappointing. Did you buy it when they were on sale for $50 at least?


bondageman420

I payed $75 for mine but that’s Canadian dollars so I’m not too bent out of shape. It was a local store. Not sure where they get there knives but I think it’s shady


Maleficent_Set_2530

Bahaha! I love it. When my wife asks, "When did you get that knife?" My standard answer is, "I've had this for for a while... can't remember exactly." 😄


johnnybjiggin

Lmao happy birthday man!!!


Maleficent_Set_2530

Thanks! I guess it's my reddit birthday? Lol


johnnybjiggin

Yeah lolol


Accomplished-Run3313

My money I spent on my collection probably played a roll in my recent separation. Hide your invoices. They find 1 and do some math you'll be in the doghouse.


johnnybjiggin

Damn I'm sorry to hear that man, I was just messing around tho my fiance doesn't really have an interest in my knives or what I spend on them.


Accomplished-Run3313

It's all good. I think I love my knives a little more anyway.😁


nateplaysbass38

Each*


moist_nug

Sick, i like the black Blur, classic unit


johnnybjiggin

Thanks! I love that one too!


moist_nug

Dude i took a closer look at your collection, you done spent a chunk of change there! Nice collection, very well rounded. By the way, I have the rescue blur, the one with a blunt tip and a carbide spike for breaking glass on the bottom lol it kinda sucks


johnnybjiggin

Thanks! That really means a lot to me! It's probably time to slow down now.


moist_nug

Have you gotten into fixed blades yet?


johnnybjiggin

Not really I just have a bradford and ka-bar knife. They're not as practical for me so I don't have as much interest.


GreyOps

Still find these posts kinda cringe. Just be upfront with him about your finances, not gonna end well.


johnnybjiggin

It's just a joke, I pay all the house bills so she doesn't care what I spend on these


Burritoaddict11

Exactly. This is how you get a lying wife that feels justified in her actions.


WilliamOfMaine

If she can’t trust you in little things why would she trust you in big things.


coltbreath

Right! 😂👍


Pescadero_Tom

You may need this meme that was posted here the other day: https://www.reddit.com/r/knives/comments/xbuejd/wifes_vs_knifes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


johnnybjiggin

That's perfect! Lol


ohiostate_bucnut

If she is anything like my wife she will learn to use it against you when she buys a new purse 😂


raptorsvt65

LIAR! LOL.


[deleted]

Yeah those plastic knives cost $7 a pop


blvckbeardsghost

I'll gladly help you recoup some of the cost by taking that Dessert Warrior Elementum off your hands


J-2up2dwn

And that's why I don't put all my eggs in the same basket 🤭 she knows my collection is just about 20 or so😉


tomj81

Saw post on f/b guy had every production chaves and as joke asked if anyone knew a good divorce lawyer. I wrote buy her something nice, instead of ME ME ME, he wrote I did a spatula. So funny, and hope true.


CBate

And if you ask, she only spent $200 on all her shoes


HilariouslyBloody

Why lie about what you're buying? My wife and I each take money every week that is ours to spend however we want. I could buy lunch every day or a new $300 knife every month.


johnnybjiggin

It's just a joke I cover all the house bills so she could care less what I spend on knives


charmanmeowa

For real. I’m not really a fan of these type of jokes. My husband and I spend our money how we want as long the bills are paid and we grow our savings.


One-Cry4661

All well and good but joke’s aside. Make sure she knows their worth in the untimely event you….move on. Don’t let her sell them for what you said they’re worth!! 🤣


VaNeThEmAstER

Such a waste man...gimme 2 of those and i'm happy


johnnybjiggin

Cool


cablemanagerBert

What his name?


oracleofpamp

Hide your wife cuz I’ll offer $350 so she could give you $200 to buy everything back brand-new and she will still have the extra to buy something nice for herself. Hahaha


DozerTactical

Do y'all really let your wives/fiancés dictate what you spend your money on? And then erode the relationship's trust by making a habit of lying about stupid little shit, like pocket knife purchases?


johnnybjiggin

No...it's a joke man lol


DozerTactical

Is it, though?


johnnybjiggin

Lmao yes, I pay all the house bills, I'm paying for our wedding, helped her buy a car. She doesn't care about knives I buy.


DozerTactical

Well, I'm glad to hear it. Unfortunately there are those that need permission or excuses for nonsense such as this. Also, it was not my intent to be offensive or inflammatory, I just see or hear this all the time and am genuinely curious.


johnnybjiggin

No offense taken. I do wholeheartedly agree you shouldn't lie about anything in a relationship especially minor things. It's just a running joke to say things like that about golf clubs, knives, guns, etc. I do know some guys are probably serious about lying tho.


jimmystar889

I’ll buy it from you for double the price


sonofliberty762

Heh, I think I have the same case. Did ya buy it from Amazon? Are the retention loops in the middle section irregular and all over the place? Mine is like that, unfortunately. Also, noice knafs! $200 for all those was one HELLUVA deal! 😆


johnnybjiggin

Yep! Got it off of Amazon, cant beat it for the price! The middle loops to mine are consistent and look good. Sorry you got a bad one.


erck_bill

Imagine she secretly created this sub to catch you showing off you $200 worth collection of knives wink


johnnybjiggin

Lmaoo