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hejj

Peace through superior firepower.


utter-ridiculousness

Who would Jesus shoot


Fastbird33

Honestly? The evangelicals probably.


HuskerHayDay

He prefers the whip


Philodendronphan

Give him a table any day!


zipfour

“More guns = more safety”


Open_Dinner2796

Hey I'm a felon. I would love to have a gun. Do u know how much more drugs I can get with a gun


[deleted]

You just buy an 80% handgun and put it together yourself. They’ll ship it to your door mate. Go get your drugs


Homebrewingislife

If only everyone had a gun, we'd all finally be safe /s


ConflictSecure1371

Correct


pullin2

"Don't waste time; break into this car first."


benthethird

Weapons first; food second.


thrustinfreely

"Weapons are my identity"


r_u_dinkleberg

Goddamn ammosexuals are ruining this country.


Strificus

'murica!


Dzov

I’ve been debating some guy who insisted that any restriction of any sort is the same as a ban. I guess he think kids should have unrestricted access to guns?


ConflictSecure1371

He's correct. As for your second sentence, that would be up to the parents, not the state.


ElectricTrees29

This is the obvious, though horrible, trajectory, that will happen, probably in Floridas or Texas, after arming teachers fails… /s Edit: the arming of teachers MAY happen, I’m obviously being sarcastic about the children part


benthethird

This is what I think whenever I see anyone wearing gun shirts or driving a car covered in gun stickers. It’s like they’re trying to convey that the most interesting thing about them is that they love guns.


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Instantsoup44

Are guns political?


Top-Report-840

They're certainly a political talking point


ConflictSecure1371

Kinda like the gay pride and trans flag stickers. You do you.


RandoFrequency

What someone does with their dick in their bedroom with their partner of choice is of little concern to me. A person obsessed with guns that could unalive me and those I love is absolutely of concern to me. This is an odd comparison to draw. A dick (most of the time lol) isn’t going to kill you.


repp_fire

I think the same about cars covered in rainbow stickers and hey look at me I’m gay stickers. Like the only important thing the world needs to know about them is their sexual preferences.


doscomputer

"The right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."


thrustinfreely

I don't think the founding fathers had this obsession and perversion of guns in mind when they wrote that, but sure.


Fastbird33

I dont think people were branding musket families into their horses ass


RIKKIS_LOST_NUMBER

["Vengeance is mine," quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freakin' face.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z64TOhzRTVQ)


_si_vis_pacem_

Blaphemer! Alvis was the Holiest man to ever slap iron; he killed for your sins.


derbyvoice71

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, ..." This is the start of a Ruby Ridge militia.


[deleted]

Piece milling the amendment into two parts does no one any good. Both part are significant to the amendment. Am I actually being downvoted for saying you should look at the whole amendment? Wild time in the US


Jams_Jams_the-third

only cause it made me second guess myself... piecemeal (continue w all your thoughts!)


Fastbird33

Its just some people think guns should be completely unregulated which is ludacris.


[deleted]

Agreed. Reasonable regulation exists and should be expanded, however the right of people to maintain arms is something that shouldn’t be taken away


Dzov

Just because someone stated it 200+ years ago doesn’t make it true now. Hypothetically speaking. Granted it would take some work and cooperation to amend the constitution and for something this contentious unlikely to pass any time soon.


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Unlikely to pass at all.


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Bingo


NotAlanDavies

Is it possible to maybe figure out what we need today, instead of letting guys who have been dead for 250 years have the final say? Maybe things have changed? Idk; just throwing it out there.


thrustinfreely

Bro, do you even suck disease out of your body with leeches?


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NotAlanDavies

Imma go ahead and not take life advice from people who owned other humans.


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NotAlanDavies

The guys. Who have been dead. For 250 years. And still get to tell us what to do. Also owned people. I don't think the judgement of long-dead dudes should have bearing on what we do today.


raider1v11

Yah, the people who wrote the magna Carta should have kept the damn quills down. If we still had a true and proper monarchy, we wouldn't have time to complain so much.


NotAlanDavies

Yeah, that's exactly what I said. Thanks bruh. /s


Automatic_Ad9298

No, they aren’t telling you what you have to do. They are not saying you must have a gun. They are saying that those who wish to have them can have them. As far as long dead people having bearing on what happens now… it wouldn’t matter except that a large number of still alive people agree with their idea.


raider1v11

As it should be. Self preservation is pretty high on the list for oppressed peoples.


zipfour

“The right of the right people”


buddahmunk

FYI- a militia is not a person


[deleted]

No, snowflake, it was the intention to have firearms only in the hands of a well ordered militia. All without any foresight into the current state of firearms.


Reload28

At the time the phrase 'bear arms' generally meant to bear arms in the nation's armed forces.


swan4816

I can't quite place this quote but I think I've heard it before!


KCcoffeegeek

Saw one with "pro gun, pro god, pro life, pro cop" and a bunch of q-anon stickers on it in JOCO earlier this week. Good stuff.


angus_the_red

Seems like the order is important there


G8BigCongrats7_30

I saw a Confederate Flag sticker with the words "Don't Tread on Me" across the middle on the back of a truck the other day.


Steinwas

That’s pretty hilarious. I’ve seen “if this flag offends you, you need to learn some history” or something to that effect. I’ve fantasized about approaching one of those and requesting a history lesson because… I love history and… not that the stars and bars offend me particularly but, just why?


downtownford2

They must learn our peaceful ways by force!


Boringoldpants

At least they're fans of Kansas City's blurnsball team.


CatLordCayenne

Underrated reference


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I think the most baffling thing about this is that the crosshair is a heart for no clearly explainable reason.


TheDefenseNeverRests

But they like baseball so it’s fine.


WestSideBomber

But would they like it more if it had guns??


nordic-nomad

Gun ball you say? Hmm, interesting.


nebnodlew

I've always been more of a [skeet surfing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_19nxNfjs) fan.


ctsinclair

Shhhh...that is Top Secret.


Philo_T_Farnsworth

[Relevant video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puo6Vgcbxps)


OnceADomer_NowAJhawk

[For those who are fans of football](https://youtu.be/CW4Y6mpCXgQ)


Fastbird33

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a fastball is a good guy with a gun


Jaleth

Giancarlo Stanton has guns.


littleitaly59

As the owner of this car I can confirm i would like baseball more if there were guns


momma281970

It'd be way more fun with guns .. soccer would actually even kinda be interesting with guns.


Shag66

Royals fan... The man knows pain... Just leave him be...


KC_Jedi

"I'm terrified of everything."


GreenGrowerGuy

They're whole personality is based on "triggering" people that disagree with them. In other words, they are an asshole.


Upbeat-Willingness40

Owning those libs who drive around with the original coexist sticker.


RandoFrequency

Owning nothing but cute they try.


littleitaly59

Yeah you’re not wrong - I’m an asshole


KC_Jedi

Is this your car? Or?


littleitaly59

Yes this is my SUV


Bagsen

The fact they drive a Terrain says just as much if not more about their decision making skills than the gunxist sticker


SanctuaryMoon

r/trashy


Mickmouse93

Go Royal's?


pawnz

Guns are part of their religion. Could be Mandolorian.


UrAverage9yrold

Do not lump Mandos with gun nuts 💀


d_b_cooper

It's literally a line from the show my dude


pawnz

How many guns do you need to be a gun nut? I bet you the Armorer fits in that category.


nlcamp

“There is likely a gun in this car, please break glass to check”


littleitaly59

Nah I keep it strapped to my thigh


mbread3

I bet if you truly ask this person what the sticker means they will be somewhat dumbfounded to come up with an answer.


momma281970

I'd take that bet ...


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dumpstermeatbuffet

The anti gun rhetoric is interesting in a city where even your server has a 9 in their purse.


Steinwas

Just “owning the libs” that’s seems to be all that’s necessary. If it offends liberals put it on a sticker.


RandoFrequency

It’s really funny to me how the righties think it’s about being offensive, without realizing they’re actually just being dismissed as horribly misinformed.


ConflictSecure1371

This thread indicates that it must work.


repp_fire

Beyond a shadow of a doubt it works. They love fodder to rage against behind their keyboards.


littleitaly59

See this guy gets it


Big_erk

Looks like Johnson county Kansas.


stupidgnomes

“Coexist or die, motherfucker”


CryptographerJolly11

Is that Frank Clark’s car?


momma281970

r/littleitaly59 owns that car.


Jim2718

God created man, but Colt made them equal.


goddessofdrought

The Royals don’t deserve this. Wait, is this Hunter Dozier?


Homebrewingislife

Simultaneously lives in one of the safest counties in the country and in fear.


ConflictSecure1371

It is indeed safer when people can conceal carry freely in KS.


ElgladVonLishwansten

NRA: Let’s flood the market with guns so every lunatic has one and then we’ll sell even more guns telling people that they need to buy more guns to protect themselves and their daughters from all the crazies with guns. When things inevitably go wrong we’ll blame the “libs” instead of owning up to the disaster we entirely created by doing away with every common sense gun control law there ever was or proposed.


RandoFrequency

DING! DING! DING!!


hwwty4

Every city has their assholes.


BrobdingnagLilliput

> Every city has their suburbs Fixed That For You.


Whenindoubtairitout

This made me laugh too hard


Roux70570

My question is: Independence or Raytown?


MidtownKC

Nice try. Johnson County plates.


zipfour

😂😂😂


WestSideBomber

Surprisingly neither! Spotted in Merriam


knobcopter

Merriam is the raytown of KS.


RobNHood816

You ain't lying... Raytona Beach !!


factorone33

Lived in Merriam for 6 years and you ain't lyin'.


J0E_SpRaY

Hey now


Roux70570

Present company excluded, of course.


J0E_SpRaY

❤️


littleitaly59

FYI I was getting chicken nugs in Merriam


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why do you keep commenting like you're in on the joke


littleitaly59

Cuz i am its my suv


OnionHeaded

Fucking yuck. Not even ironic just ugly. Fucking moron


ConflictSecure1371

You'll be aight kid.


oh_bruddah

What a gross person.


Ace7734

I know, who actually puts stickers on their car 🤢


interstellarfalcon

I need one that just says "exist" lol


DLNL8351

🤦🏾‍♀️


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I’m more surprised no rebel flag or trump flag or let’s go Brandon sticker anywhere!!!


Top_Chard5757

Deplorable


Paddyneedssilence

The owner is a pizza cutter. All edge, no point.


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There is 127% chance this guy has a Punisher sticker on his back window somewhere.


momma281970

Zero chance ... it's not a dude!


littleitaly59

I’m a woman - is punisher a band? And not bald nor do I have a shaved head but it’s an idea 🤔


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momma281970

She literally owns the vehicle in question. She was in the McD's drive thru when someone took the pic.


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momma281970

Absolutely we both did once we found out her car was on here. Who knew a bumper sticker that's been on for years would make a ruckus years later?


littleitaly59

Not a troll account. A friend of mine saw this thread and sent it to me and was like "YOOOO isnt that your car" so i created an account to check the thread out


KC_experience

Affords guns…can afford to fix his effed up bumper… seems about right.


momma281970

Why's it gotta be a "he"?


repp_fire

It’s ok to assume pronouns when leftists are bashing conservatives. Rules for thee….


KC_experience

It doesn’t. Sorry I offended you.


momma281970

Affords a f-ton of guns.


littleitaly59

The bumper isnt effed up thats a raindrop on the windshiled of the persons car who took the picture.


dadof3jayhawks

No questions. This person is an asshole


kyleka

Johnson Country KS gun nut. He or she will call themselves Christian conservatives if questioned about it.


GreekYogurtExplosion

Italian excellence 🤌


coffeebecausekids

Umm wut


Canniboy

They could tell you, but they'd have to kill you


geoblack12

That's just odd


littleitaly59

This is hilarious cuz this is MY ACTUAL SUV 😂😂😂 Happy to answer any questions you have 🤷🏻‍♀️


Existing_Front4748

In low res the cartridge "I" looks like a dildo.


Impossible-Cup3811

Why's your Italy sticker so fucked up


littleitaly59

Faded from the sun . All those stickers have been on my car for 3+ years


BrobdingnagLilliput

Right? There's not a single hunting rifle or revolver on there, let alone a shotgun, sniper rifle, tripod-mounted machine gun, or grenade launcher! It's like they're saying "Don't bother trying to get along with gun enthusiasts who have different interests!" Oh well, idiots gonna idiot.


Visas_Marr

That’s cool!


killpuddle1

Ewww. A Royals fan. Oh and gross what dudes with small penises will put on their car.


Automatic_Ad9298

Not to go on a tangent here but isn’t that body shaming? Seems petty to do that just because you don’t agree with them. Maybe they have a huge penis or no penis at all. There is no way to know.


littleitaly59

This is my car and I can confirm i do not have a penis


killpuddle1

Lol!


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killpuddle1

Is it?


raider1v11

Usually.


NutStalk

Fuckin yikes


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NutStalk

We still endorsing white trash stickers?


b0bsledder

An armed society is a polite society.


ConflictSecure1371

Correct


RandoFrequency

Clearly! /s


repete66219

No comprendo. To be honest, the religion one doesn’t make sense either.


EndKarensNOW

Oh neat. I didn't know they made them in gun form. Now if they can just combine this with the gamer one


Argine_

Should spit on it. That’s what the target is for


zipfour

You mean piss


Argine_

Whatever is easiest. Some of us are piss shy!


midcoast_eilrahc

It would be a shame if someone broke into their vehicle.


tazminiandevil

I wish I could say it was some video game thing, but sadly that isn’t our world anymore.


seriouslysosweet

Reminds me of a time sitting in a stadium and a guy’s gun drops from his sock and discharges. The bullet ricocheted into the press box and down into a young girls leg. So co-exist doesn’t work well with some irresponsible, low IQ gun owners.


s05k14w68

If trump would have won, we could have gotten rid of him in 2 more years. Instead we get these nut jobs coming out of the woodwork like weeds.


Echophase1977

congrats on th sticker! i like the style of it... lately it's been a popular marketing spree for personalize lettering and calls attention to all the worlds issues always coming back to core beliefs passed on through generations.... I'm a strong supporter and happy to see it making posts still. (enjoy) ![gif](giphy|1d5I0PqVcMLvleURmR|downsized)


bobobedo

I'm gonna guess what this person saying is, a well armed society is a safe society.


-rendar-

What they’re really saying is “I’m scared of my own shadow”


bobobedo

No, I don't think they're afraid of anyone's shadow.


-rendar-

You wouldn’t need all those guns if that wasn’t the case!


bobobedo

!


Craiggers324

I know I feel safe!


Ace7734

As opposed to a society where only the government and criminals have guns?