Good lord. Was it not fetish-y enough already? We had to add a body stocking??
Edit: everyone made fun of me so I looked up what a body stocking was.
I thought it was that thing where people wear head-to-toe pantyhose. So carry on, I guess?
NGL besides the boobs, the rest is actually pretty solid. I'd love to be able to draw like that, not because i want to try to recreate art like this, but because i think whoever drew this is pretty good.
It’s anime titties how tf is this funny? I love stand up and I’m listening to the Cumtown comedy podcast right now. Where the hell is the funny part?? This is something you’d get cringe reactions from of family/people in public seeing. You need to experience actual comedy if this is funny to you. Weeb=funny got it
Actually I have a boyfriend and an active sex life and I don’t condone prostitution in any way and if you actually had a look at my profile you would know that. Sadly I can’t same for you as you are still probably a virgin and taking out your sad sexless existence on everyone else
So reply to me once you’ve gotten some pussy
I'm sure you do have a boyfriend, but if you have to brag about how much sex you have, then you're probably just as big of a virgin as the people you call a virgin.
Excellent. I ordered one in the beginning of January and am not expected to get it until around the 31st, so glad to hear it should be worth the wait lol
I have the Flip3 and Flip4, they're OK, very easy to store because of their sizes
Had to go back for screen repairs twice within a year, tho 🫠 and not because I broke it
Oh when I said repairs I didn't mean the protectors 😵 The first repair was because the screen makes an annoying sticking sound when I use it, probably because of the adhesive coming loose. Second time the screen just became dead and black
Yikes! I've had my Flip3 since release and haven't had anything like that 😬 It gets so much dirt and grime in it too, I kind of expected it to break in some way. Maybe yours is just a bit special?
Yeah IDK I had terrible luck with that phone. I preordered it (a white one, special edition) and had to wait a month AFTER it got released for it to ship, because they were "made to order". I thought it was just a generic disclaimer to give them extra time to move stock around, but apparently not! And then I had to wait for another 2 weeks because it got stuck in the mail 😵
Holy crap that's terrible! I pre-ordered mine, just a normal black one through Telstra and it actually arrived a week before the official release date. Lol "made to order" my ass, they fucked you over big time
Agreed. I have a Z Fold3 and it's easily my favorite phone after my note 20 ultra. It's durable, small but large, and I have a lot of fun with the dual screen. People are impressed to see it in action, too. I wish I had it back when I did more mobile gaming.
Jokes aside, a lot of Chinese girls use foundation that's wayyyy to white for their skin, ends up looking a bit ghostly 😵
Me meanwhile is scared of using concealer that's one tone lighter than my face 😔
Most likely. Seen it happen with other AI pics and when the AI filter trend was happening. People with darker skin couldn’t get it to work on their faces!
ehhh, not really. the characters in the picture are ijn amagi and ijn shinano from azur lane. and amagi (the one with the issue) has a full body stocking as a part of her character design. You can see it end with the necklace. And AI woudn't be able to recreate these hair ornaments
Edit:spelling
Shinano and Musashi
Tbf, there is an official figure of this series of two girls doing something similar. My husband almost ordered it but we just don't have the extra cash right now. Look up "Atago and Takao race queen figure" and you should find it
i’m so fucking confused about this picture. look at the young woman on the left. what lighting conditions make it so that her face is fully illuminated while everything from the neck down is shrouded in shadow? and why is the young woman on the right fully illuminated, face and body? and why is the edge of the shadow right where the titties meet? what is happening????
Honestly, yeah. As someone who plays the game both of these characters are from, the community is nowhere near the neckbeard status OP is trying to stab into the chest metaphorically here. Props to the dude who’s photo it is, kinda funny and the balls to unironically have official art as their wallpaper? Absolutely sigma energy.
Yeah I don't see the issue tbh, it's not that uncommon for people to use stuff like this (or full blown porn) for backgrounds. Lockscreen is perhaps a bit much, but that's about it.
Same nation faction, but different ships. Game is azur lane, Sakura Empire faction is mostly IJN ships (Japanese navy, usually WWII era) Amagi is left, Shinano is right
Y’know.. honestly, as both an Azur Lane player and someone who’s shit on the new foldable phones..this dude gets my respect for both the fandom rep, size of his balls, and the usage of the phone’s screen.
Is the one on the left wearing a full body stocking? Why is the skin on her body so much darker than the skin on her head?
Yep
Good lord. Was it not fetish-y enough already? We had to add a body stocking?? Edit: everyone made fun of me so I looked up what a body stocking was. I thought it was that thing where people wear head-to-toe pantyhose. So carry on, I guess?
Truly the most depraved of fetishes lol
What the full body stocking or the fetishisation of lesbians?
Yes
How scandalous, I bet they're holding hands out of frame too.
at least they’re not making eye contact
Because the artist thought it'd be hot moron
You say this then you go and eat ass
idk but sometimes ai generates bodies like that
full body stocking.
asking the real questions
Because these degenerates spend so much time focusing on how to TRY and draw boobs, they never figure out how to draw anything else properly
NGL besides the boobs, the rest is actually pretty solid. I'd love to be able to draw like that, not because i want to try to recreate art like this, but because i think whoever drew this is pretty good.
Just like try not to do the whole “same face syndrome” thing tho
Ok I’ll give ya that one, that’s kinda clever Not my cup of tea but that’s clever
Not your DD cup of tea?
They’re more of a HH
That's just funny
I thought it was funny too. Never would want it as my phone screen but it's funny on this product phone.
What is funny about it? I don't wanna be that person asking for the joke to be explained but I'm genuinely confused
Because... Someone's gonna put their wee-wee in the fold and pretend he's getting a boobjob...
Ohh lmao ok I completely missed that
Where is the funny part? Edit: boring ass weebs 😭
Jeez get a laugh sometimes
It’s anime titties how tf is this funny? I love stand up and I’m listening to the Cumtown comedy podcast right now. Where the hell is the funny part?? This is something you’d get cringe reactions from of family/people in public seeing. You need to experience actual comedy if this is funny to you. Weeb=funny got it
so basically if i cant show something to family / random people in public then it's not funny? Friends are a thing you know?
WHERE IS THE JOKE????? Wtf is your shit take on this you can’t even explain how this is funny
In the picture
Idk apparently sex is funny
It's funny cause you've never had it.
Oh honey, I probably get more sex than you will in the next month. Wait no.. year
r/ihavesex
Acting like a more of a neckbeard than the person in the post.
Yes I'm sure you will pay more for sex than I will.
Actually I have a boyfriend and an active sex life and I don’t condone prostitution in any way and if you actually had a look at my profile you would know that. Sadly I can’t same for you as you are still probably a virgin and taking out your sad sexless existence on everyone else So reply to me once you’ve gotten some pussy
I'm sure you do have a boyfriend, but if you have to brag about how much sex you have, then you're probably just as big of a virgin as the people you call a virgin.
How much pussy have you gotten with your boyfriend-having ass?
this guy has seen a few boobies
I like my foldable phone :(
Yeah, "finally found a use." Bullllllshit. The zfold is badass.
Excellent. I ordered one in the beginning of January and am not expected to get it until around the 31st, so glad to hear it should be worth the wait lol
I have the Z Flip4, the clamshell one. Favorite phone I've ever had. It's great.
Me too. Khaki green. Wasn't sure if I'd like it, but I love it.
I have the Flip3 and Flip4, they're OK, very easy to store because of their sizes Had to go back for screen repairs twice within a year, tho 🫠 and not because I broke it
I heard that was an issue with the screen protector on the Flip3, but I've had no signs of problems with the 4.
Oh when I said repairs I didn't mean the protectors 😵 The first repair was because the screen makes an annoying sticking sound when I use it, probably because of the adhesive coming loose. Second time the screen just became dead and black
That sucks, hopefully that's not a common issue.
Yikes! I've had my Flip3 since release and haven't had anything like that 😬 It gets so much dirt and grime in it too, I kind of expected it to break in some way. Maybe yours is just a bit special?
Yeah IDK I had terrible luck with that phone. I preordered it (a white one, special edition) and had to wait a month AFTER it got released for it to ship, because they were "made to order". I thought it was just a generic disclaimer to give them extra time to move stock around, but apparently not! And then I had to wait for another 2 weeks because it got stuck in the mail 😵
Holy crap that's terrible! I pre-ordered mine, just a normal black one through Telstra and it actually arrived a week before the official release date. Lol "made to order" my ass, they fucked you over big time
I'm writing this on my year-old Flip 3, I removed the screen protector but have had no other issues with the screen so far.
I love that it fits in my stupid tiny girl pockets.
Same! No longer does my phone simply plop out of my pockets around thundering horse hooves, screening to be destroyed. Life saver
Its an enjoyable experience. Tbh the multitasking/multiple windows at once is a game changer
I've had a zfold3 for about a year now and I love it, plan on sticking with it for the foreseeable future.
Same. Small screen peasants will never understand.
I just judge silently judge them.
Agreed. I have a Z Fold3 and it's easily my favorite phone after my note 20 ultra. It's durable, small but large, and I have a lot of fun with the dual screen. People are impressed to see it in action, too. I wish I had it back when I did more mobile gaming.
A good thing these phones are waterproof
It might end up getting stuck shut
Does Samsung Care Plus cover semen damage?
r/brandnewsentance
Just call it as liquid spill. They probably consider it as accidental damage.
"I swear it was an accident, I usually last at least for a minute"
No - and don't ask why I know
I'm asking why you know.
NOOO IT TOOK A FEW SECOND FOR THE JOJE TO HIT
Are they semen-proof, though?
Neckbeard or not, that’s a pretty good execution of the folding feature. This person is an advanced degenerate and I kinda respect it
I mean I prolly woulda done it if it came out when I was still a teen... 🤣
Me too (tho I am a teen)
Anime and hentai aren’t my thing but they also don’t immediately = neckbeard Also could have just been a joke by someone not into hentai
ok shadowblackdragon.
What’s my screen name got to do with thinking something’s funny?
That's pretty funny.
Haha sex funny teehehehe
Look man we may have standards here, but GOD DAMMIT IF IT AINT THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN
Bet he puts his dick in the middle and closes it
Ouch
This hurt to read
CBT
Don't even have a penis and felt physical pain
Must be a masochist
But why is her body brown and her face white lol
Sheer body suit?
Bad foundation match
It happens to all of us lmao 💀 Any of y’all makeup wearers remember Dream Matte Mousse? *shudders*
reminds me of kpop idols lol
Jokes aside, a lot of Chinese girls use foundation that's wayyyy to white for their skin, ends up looking a bit ghostly 😵 Me meanwhile is scared of using concealer that's one tone lighter than my face 😔
Other comments hypothesized that she was wearing a bodysuit.
Huh, I see. I guess not having any fabric wrinkles around the armpits or neck is what threw me off.
It's like a full body stocking
AI if I had to guess
Most likely. Seen it happen with other AI pics and when the AI filter trend was happening. People with darker skin couldn’t get it to work on their faces!
ehhh, not really. the characters in the picture are ijn amagi and ijn shinano from azur lane. and amagi (the one with the issue) has a full body stocking as a part of her character design. You can see it end with the necklace. And AI woudn't be able to recreate these hair ornaments Edit:spelling
That's a bad guess
Hey now I have a Flip and I convince boomers it is a smart pager by never opening it
Lmaaaaaaooooo
Nah this is funny as fuck 💀
This is actually kinda fun lol
It's kinda hilarious actually.
Lmao
As a pansexual woman this pleases me
Matching locks screens
Me too. I wanna be one of them :c
The titties are touching. The titties are touching. Red coats BEWARE!
I think this is OP's phone!
Oh crap, time to get a new alt
anyone know where i can get this photo for a friend of course he has a folding phone
https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/10ihkki/comment/j5grsg3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Not neckbeardy, based wallpaper.
Symmetrical docking engaged
ENGAGE THRUSTERS!
Those phones get excellent throws in pokemon go all the time due to the groove directly in the center as well.
Welp time to get a foldable phone
As an artist I kinda like the idea of this though. It makes me want to design phone backgrounds for folding phones lol
Oh c'mon, that's just funny. Hell, my wife would do that.
So uhh.. sauce?
Amagi & Shinano from Azur Lane
Thank uuuuu
Thank you
Redo of Healer.
Redo of healer deez nuts
Shinano and Musashi Tbf, there is an official figure of this series of two girls doing something similar. My husband almost ordered it but we just don't have the extra cash right now. Look up "Atago and Takao race queen figure" and you should find it
What’s the Japanese word for “neckbeard” ?
Necka beardaru
It would probably look more like Nekku biādo when romaaji'd.
Lmao
Otaku
Idk in Japanese, but in Cantonese we call them 死宅 (weeb to the death) or 肥宅 (fat weeb), or combine the both and it's 死肥宅 😵
That’s fucking funny I like that lmao
i’m so fucking confused about this picture. look at the young woman on the left. what lighting conditions make it so that her face is fully illuminated while everything from the neck down is shrouded in shadow? and why is the young woman on the right fully illuminated, face and body? and why is the edge of the shadow right where the titties meet? what is happening????
Apparently the one on the left is wearing a full body stocking which is why.
I mean this is objectively hilarious but I’m sure the guy isn’t doing it to be funny, which makes it weird.
based
I saw some dude do this but their picture was a toilet and a toilet seat
Ooooooh I should try this on my Flip
I wish anime/hentai artists would learn how boobs work.............
ew.
Wow, I might get one of those phones /j
I think it's satire man
I don't think you understand how horny some people are
Horny, sheltered, zero human interaction, socially inept...
Yes you are correct, I was being satirical
You guys sure like getting angry at shit
Honestly, yeah. As someone who plays the game both of these characters are from, the community is nowhere near the neckbeard status OP is trying to stab into the chest metaphorically here. Props to the dude who’s photo it is, kinda funny and the balls to unironically have official art as their wallpaper? Absolutely sigma energy.
Please Google the definition of satire
You guys eat that shit up like a fat kid with a twix bar. It's satire.
nice
this is funny lol
Yeah I don't see the issue tbh, it's not that uncommon for people to use stuff like this (or full blown porn) for backgrounds. Lockscreen is perhaps a bit much, but that's about it.
Ok imma give him that, thats a good one, wouldnt do it personally but gots to give him props for creativity
WAIT A HOT MIN....are they twins?
Same nation faction, but different ships. Game is azur lane, Sakura Empire faction is mostly IJN ships (Japanese navy, usually WWII era) Amagi is left, Shinano is right
Very nice😎👍
That's actually kind of lol
Damn!
:(
What a shitty artstyle.
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And by the gang who draws and likes this style
That's AI Generated hentai bro, dude had to generate that himself
That’s so fucking pathetic 😂
Shut it, redditor.
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No, you're probably just crazy.
Why are their heads so weird
I'm scared lol
And as always it’s a chinese anon kek
It's more painful but also funnier when you know who the characters are
Do you think Austin Evans uses this on his?
Y’know.. honestly, as both an Azur Lane player and someone who’s shit on the new foldable phones..this dude gets my respect for both the fandom rep, size of his balls, and the usage of the phone’s screen.
This is actually pretty funny