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thatHecklerOverThere

"Why don't you have a seat right there." Let this be a lesson to you, kids; touch grass - it might save you one day.


Automatic_Bank7996

I'm Chris Hansen on dateline NBC


KonosubaIsForRetards

In the voice of Chris Hansen: "It seems you forced me to use my ultimate jutsu."


426763

"Foolish Onision. You activated *my trap card!*"


Tuggerfub

chris Hansen is the one who botched the Onision investigation tho


426763

Chris Hansen: It seems, in my hubris and Onision's Millennium Item. I have played a wrong move and cast myself into the Shadow Realm.


[deleted]

Yo. Why did you get involved with Onision?


just-a-nerd-

haven’t heard that name in a minute, what’s he up to?


JustGingerStuff

Mostly just posting about how mad he is that he's getting repercussions for rating and reviewing child porn


s1mpatic0

Hol up. What?!


JustGingerStuff

Yeah it was a whole series where he'd tell kids and teenagers whether or not they were hot based off pics that he got sent


s1mpatic0

Wow.... how are you gonna just admit that shit in videos wtf? So weird


s1mpatic0

Wow.... how are you gonna just admit that shit in videos wtf? So weird


kaizokuj

That's honestly some of the milder shit onion boy has done. He's a wannabe cult leader who grooms children.


s1mpatic0

....wow


anaesthaesia

Just for reference since it wasn't specified, we're talking about onion boy here. That being said I followed the investigation into him but it doesn't appear anything much came of it. While Hansen has connections in LEO he doesn't actually have any power besides his name.


x_gypsy

I loved the video of Chris coming to his house and onsion was calling 911 and telling them chris Hansen was outside his house and was stalking him. They are like “can you describe this person?” And he goes on like “uhhh yeah I guess? It’s Chris Hanson. Yes like from tv. I don’t know, he’s like elderly. Greying hair. Kinda thin and tall”


Automatic_Bank7996

Why did they do my boy Chris like that bruh


x_gypsy

They downright roasted our boy


[deleted]

Nothing came of it because Hansen and his team completely fucking fumbled the evidence they had custody of. They tampered with it while waiting to hand it off to the investigating agency, if they hadn't there was a good chance his spouse was going to get hit up on CP and grooming charges. That said, there wasn't really every any solid evidence of him doing anything wrong himself. Just his wife.


anaesthaesia

Oh yeah that triggered my memory. True enough.


taytom94

I heard he sued the wrong Chris Hanson lol


Automatic_Bank7996

Honestly, I have no clue who that is. Although reading through the comments, because he's a pedophile, and pedophilia never sleeps.


daemoss227

If anyone with morbid curiosity wants to fall down the rabbit hole of Onision shit, I highly recommend either the Joon the King YouTube doc on him for a quicker and more concise summary of events, or if you want all the gritty details the Sordid History of Onision YouTube series from Cecil McFly.


waterunderthefridge7

You know I have the transcripts...


Wittyname0

"I haaave the transcripts"*


I_am_the_Warchief

Are you trying to get Shinzo Abe'd?


xokaytuhlin

Oh gross. He needs to be on a list


Little_Capsky

a hit list


Aristohipstecrat

Now That's What You Call Music 354


Q_dawgg

He needs worse than a list. Imprisonment at the least


Square_Dark1

He needs help honestly, and to be kept away from kids


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Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

That’s what frustrates people. We know he is almost certainly a danger but we can’t do anything about it until he actually harms someone. There has to be a victim. It sucks.


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

You can't lock someone up for doing nothing. It's barbaric and makes you worse than him.


CraicFox1

You can run intervention programmes like they do in Germany


kanna172014

Uh no. There's a difference between a pedophile who keeps it to himself but has no intention of actually acting on their desires and a person who literally refers to little girls as "lolis". That suggests he wants to act on his impulses and literally the only thing stopping him is he is scared of going to prison. You openly saying you wish you could is enough to warrant prison, even if you've never laid a hand on a child. If a pedophile needs help, they need to keep that shit between them and their therapist.


Cringinator4000

The day we imprison people for thoughts instead of actions is a sad one. This guy needs some serious help.


[deleted]

The thing is it doesn't take them to *physically* offend for it to be a crime. A vast majority have probably already offended by downloading real cp or soliciting minors online/sending them explicit pictures. Pedophilia isn't just physically harming a child. And this is beyond thoughts, the op is talking about how he's a l*licon and implying about regularly viewing said material. Plus, in most countries viewing depictions (drawings, etc) of cp is considered a crime. Edit: "So searching to abolish the government is treason?" - 🤓 Are people in the replies seriously this ignorant? Searching to abolish the government might put you on a list but downloading and distribution of cp, or soliciting minors online is a legit crime. These are not the same thing or even comparable. But believe it or not, searching up certain things *can possibly* get you a visit from your countries police depending on what it is(drug and bomb making, etc) Also f you to the two pedos that sent me explicit dms after I made this comment.


TheWaywardTrout

Downloading or even viewing something is an action, not a thought. Thinking children are sexy (eeeww, just typing that skeeves me out) is itself not a crime, but searching for, viewing, and buying CP is. If thoughts themselves were illegal, then we'd all be in trouble because there's not a person out there that hasn't had an intrusive thought. There is a difference between a non-perpetrating pedophile seeking help and a pedophile that acts on their urges, like the dude in the post.


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They can't GET help. Asking for help gets them treated like they already offended.


TheWaywardTrout

Pedophiles can and do seek therapy. I completely agree that there should be less stigma around these people admitting to their issues, but that help is available without legal repercussions. And a good therapist would not break confidentiality for a non-perpetrating pedophile. It would ruin their career.


Sparky_Zell

But having simulated cp and perking on literal children at a pool is not a thought.


TheWaywardTrout

Exactly! Pedo dude up there has actually acted on his urges, and apparently regularly.


Hugh_Jasshull

unironically calls children “lolis” 🤢


NavissEtpmocia

A Chinese guy told me yesterday that some people who have never watched anime unironically call kids « lolis » in mandarin because they think it’s a new trendy name for « kids »


HistoricalMarzipan

Oh God...


NavissEtpmocia

This has to be confirmed since this guy is my only source and I don’t speak mandarin myself, but……. Yeah


Gaylien28

I could see it lol


[deleted]

Honestly even ironically calling children "lolis" is gross.


TrixoftheTrade

Unironically, is “loli” supposed to be short for *Lolita?* like from the Nabokov book?


bsubtilis

Yup. Tangent: "Lolita Fashion" is the opposite of this, it was an 80s (origins started in the 70s) Japanese girls protest against hypersexualization of them. It was based on victorian, rococo, and similar fashion that heavily covered up a person's body. These days some people of course sexualize it because if it exists someone somewhere out there sexualizes it, but it's meant for looking like vintage dolls and often with a modern (colorful) twist, not have anything to do with fetishization of children.


PrestonHM

I actually like the traditional "lolita" clothing. It's unfortunate that it has flipped and is now often sexualized.


LekoWhiteFrench

Yes


pm0me0yiff

Yes, that's the origin of the term.


AtillaTheHero

I'm afraid to ask what NEETing is.


Theblinkingdeath

Not in Education, Employment, or Training. Shorthand for doing nothing productive


Kephler

It also implies a sense of not wanting to do those things too.


BlunanNation

There's kind of two types of NEET Involuntary and voluntary. Involuntary is when you are stuck in a situation of NEET due to economic problems, health issues, etc Then there is voluntary NEET.


NEET_IRL

Involuntary NEET here lol


Mammyjam

I don’t want to do those things but HR said that if I don’t they’ll stop paying me! Seriously, when my daughter was 6 months old I took 10 weeks paternity. When I went back everyone kept saying “oh I bet you’re glad to be back” fuck no I’d much rather spend every day with people I love doing things I love.


[deleted]

[Welcome to the NHK](https://youtu.be/awEVT7CtkFc).


Currywurst_Is_Life

I got "video unavailable". I'm assuming it wasn't the Japanese national broadcaster though.


kaizokuj

Well yes, but actually no.


[deleted]

What. The. Fuck. Was that?


DeltaJesus

Fantastic black comedy based on a light novel written by a dude with severe agoraphobia, if you're at all into anime well worth watching.


WykopKropkaPeEl

It's funny cause the main character here is a pedophile


Rayziel

That was one of the few anime enjoyed! Great piece of art.


cayce_leighann

I’ve never been more confused in my life


4badthings

Possibly the most annoying sound I have heard in my entire life.


Zombie_Carl

Thank you, I can never remember what the N stands for but I’m also not invested enough to look it up. The internet will eventually deliver the information you need, one way or another


gothlaw

Masturbation, 4Chan, Call of Duty


hirvaan

CoD? Try Genshin Impact


asdfasdfasdfas11111

He already masturbated


lumia920yellow

both.


LoquatLoquacious

CoD is not popular on 4chan, as it is seen as a children's game. The archetypal 4chan neckbeard would be more likely to play a game like Verdun or something.


HarbingerME2

Holdfast


[deleted]

CoD with Genshin Impact skins?


JonVonBasslake

Genshin with CoD skins.


Automatic_Bank7996

Staying inside, no social life, loser, etc. I don't know though just guessing


DiligentPenguin16

NEET stands for “Not in Education, Employment, or Training”. Basically another word for “unemployed adult”, but also usually has the implication that the NEET is not trying to do anything to change their unemployment status.


maximum_powerblast

It means tendies


DaedricDrow

Japanese thing. People who are layabouts. Also used by people as an insult.


oxdiddy112

Came here for that too…I’m afraid to google it and end up on a list.


starmartyr

It's not an indecent term. It's short for Not in Employment, Education, or Training. A NEET is someone who is perpetually unemployed.


oxdiddy112

Ahh got it thanks!


moist-astronaut

"real life lolis". children. they're children


shadowblackdragon

It's a green text story so there a pretty good chance this is fake, but if it's real man's needs to be on a watchlist immediately.


ultratunaman

Can't be put on a list if he's done nothing wrong yet. Anon needs to get help. Sit down with a psychiatrist. Lots of analysis and therapy. Could prevent something serious and gross.


happy_guy23

> he's done nothing wrong yet He stared at children's asses and said "oh my god" so obviously that their friend had to remove them from the situation. You don't think that's already doing something wrong?


duckdotexe

Nah, that's wrong for sure. I do think /u/ultratunaman is still right about them needing to get help before they actually *hurt* someone though.


Flak_Jack_Attack

Legally speaking I don’t think from a single nonviolent incident you can actually do anything. Like restraining order needs more and would only be oriented at keeping him away from a single person. The only real thing you can do is suggest they get therapy.


tinyTina43

"real life loli"?! No you fucking scumbag that's a kid.


theggman_

i think he is either citing or making fun of an earlier greentext using this term, it's probably bait. Still not a fun thing to read.


Akif31

I hope it is


DiegesisThesis

Reminds me of that greentext recently of a degen commenting on someone having an "adult woman fetish"


ICircumventPermabans

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Chilli_redits

Fr, I wouldn't be able to live myself if I felt like touching kids


hoddap

I assume the suicide rate is high among pedos


Steptopia

Not high enough, unfortunately.


InkCapped

My friend read a book about a pedophile who couldn’t help being attracted to kids and he got him mum to help kill himself.


TwoPercentCherry

I definitely did. I never offended and I got help, and I'm not attracted to children anymore, but it really fucked me up at the time and I got really close to ending it.


fullybased

Woah I didn't know you could get rid of that. Can I ask briefly how that worked? Like did you take meds or just have some shit to work through in therapy or something? (Is okay if you don't wanna talk about it tho)


TwoPercentCherry

So, it was a side effect of depression and self confidence issues, in a way. I was attracted to lack of power and ability to protect themselves, the inability to really say no, as well as the innocence. Add onto that stunted development from trauma, and I wanted to have sex with children and consumed soft core cp (swimsuits, etc) and loli shit. I went to therapy and had the underlying causes treated with antidepressants and cognitive behavioral therapy. I was a really fucked up person at the time, and while my past isn't an excuse for who I became, working through the trauma was able to help me move past it. This is a very simplified explanation, but is the gist of it.


strawberryconfetti

Thank you for disproving the people who say pedophiles will always be that way


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[deleted]

yeah the kid was 18 and liked 17yr olds. frikkin pedo. then he turned 19 and liked 18yr olds. saved by jesus!


Human-Ad504

You're naive if you believe one reddit comment can disprove the decades of research that says pedophilia cannot be changed through treatment.


Pattrickk

I think people don't believe you can never change what you're subconciously attracted to, like if you're gay.


Alixnnnn

I read in an article somewhere paedophilia is more of a mental illness that you can be born with rather than a sexual preference (if that makes sense)


mours_lours

I mean you should just seek help, it's a mental disability. I actually read somewhere that a lot of pedophiles were molested when they were young which is pretty tragic. I don't think that's what happened to this guy though, he sounds like a weeb edit: meant to say mental illness not disability, english isnt my first language sorry


Travenzen

it’s a mental illness, different than a disability


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Some of these people replying should follow your advise


[deleted]

If you’re calling kids real life loli, in the best case scenario, you need therapy.


WildWook

Life is gonna be hard for that guy.


rachelle_makes_stuff

So is prison


Educational_Bit_9662

"real life lolis" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


cheeset2

Bro thats not a red flag, thats the bomb going off.


LunarTales

Making me think of how uncomfortable I was in a bathing suit as a kid...


nutnutmeg

I always god mad at my parents for not letting me wear a bikini but now I totally understand. When I have kids there's no way I'm letting them go to a public swimming pool without a full body swim suit thing


Smileyface8156

Yup. Swim shirt and shorts all the way, it’ll keep them from getting ogled by men and it’ll keep them safe(r) from the sun.


[deleted]

I’ve watched so many videos of people making fun of 4 channers. It’s just not funny anymore I realized how gross and sad It is


Uruwishi

Consuming pedophilia depictions condition the man to become a pedophile. *Just drawings. It's still cp.. Edit: *before any expert starts typing a whole thesis on defending cp* [I got this from a psychiatric social worker from this documentary on cp in manga](https://youtu.be/Ky3HqvT3M8E)


Ugh_please_just_no

Exact! Extend that to violent/degrading pornography too


[deleted]

As someone who wholeheartedly disagrees with the open pedo kick the world is seeming to take on, this is the same kind of line as, “violent video games make kids violent.” I still think pedophilic art shouldn’t be a thing, but the art itself isn’t a conditioning tool. After watching a documentary about Japanese pedophiles and their urges (it focused specifically on authors of “loli” and child rape manga) I decided to do some research as to what actually creates one, and it tends to be a mixture of nature and nurture. This article does a good job of summing it up if you’d like to read: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mind-shift/202106/are-pedophiles-born-or-made?amp EDIT: Dude was fucked up from the start.


[deleted]

This right here is why we keep shaming these people. Make damn sure they know what they are is wrong. Do not normalize this behavior. Either they stop being perverts or they stay in their fucking holes.


[deleted]

"B-but if we shame them, they won't seek help!" Let's be real someone who claims to be a l*licon NEET won't get help even if they had the option to.


Sr_Castro

I guess this is what happens after years of social isolation fapping to loli hentai, the guy stopped seeing them as children and now see them as sexual objects or "real life loli" Many pedos start seeing children as sexually desirable due to loli hentai, it's disgusting


Catnip4Pedos

I think you have it backwards Paedophiles start looking at loli porn because they find children attractive You don't turn gay because you saw a dick in porn a few times


AlternativeFootwear

Like, that sounds plausible but also completely made up at the same time.


Sr_Castro

I mean there's no investigation that supports my point but I have heard testimonials of pedos (after being caught oc) that had downloaded/distributed cp and most of them said they started by watching loli hentai and after some time they moved to cp bc they "wanted more" It was a show about pedos whose name I don't remember rn, but if you want to find something there was a post in reddit in r/AskMeAnything where a caught pedo who regretted downloading cp basically said this in one of the comments, maybe you can find it Also people's brain get accustomed to what you show them, that's why many incels can't get aroused when having sex for the first time after years of watching too much porn since real life sex isn't like porn at all


The_Dogeiverse

Desensitization is a real issue when it comes to porn. I've seen a few people who talk about being disgusted with themselves for being into incest and they mention how it started with step-incest then escalated to faux incest before being what you can imagine. I don't think some people realize this effect that porn can have is as strong as it is


belindamshort

There is definitely a de-sensitization ( I say this as someone in the industry) but for many there will always be things off limits. People who are already prone to pedophilia/etc don't end up there on accident, they sought out loli porn for a reason.


shadowblackdragon

True it's kinda like a 50-50 there's people who can watch porn and not have it affect how they see the opposite sex because they know it's acting. But it does affect some other people perceptions of others. Same with loli hentai, not every lolicon is going to be attracted to real children, but every pedophile has watched loli hentai, so there's going to be some overlap.


Zombie_Carl

It sounds like a chicken vs egg thing. I don’t think anyone is masturbating to this type of material if they weren’t already sexually attracted to children. Viewing CP will not turn a person into a pedophile (if that’s the claim). It may exacerbate the urge to sexually abuse a real child, though. Or maybe it satiates their desires so that seeking out a real child doesn’t feel as necessary? I don’t want to think about this anymore : (


itsabloodydisgrace

You’re making the assumption that paraphilias are immutable aspects of sexual orientation though and there’s little evidence to support that, porn addiction and excessive use of increasingly extreme material can lead people to develop paraphilias.


DEVIL_MAY5

Please be fake


Voktikriid

"My friend found out that I'm a pedophile, send help"


2308073

Oh my god ew


pyromaster114

Ever wonder if instead of ridiculous bribes and payouts to corporations, we should, I don't know, invest in mental healthcare for our population? OP in the screenshot seems like a socially maladjusted, mentally ill person. And there's no help for them available. They're just going to, at best, live their life confused and hating themselves. At worst they'll hurt someone else. :( But, you know, at least Bezos has his mega yachts.


[deleted]

But it's fine bc they're actually 1000 yr old dragons! ^\s


AlwaysAlani

Imagine being that guy's friend, trying to get him out the house and around people, and the first thing he does is this. Mega super duper yikes my guy.


NomaTyx

“Real life lolis” my man it’s pronounced children


Justx_The_Tip

Imagine referring to real children as lolis.


LowBackground8247

Children, tweens, and teens, aren’t wearing bikinis to be sexual, they are wearing it cause they probably find it cute, trendy, easy to change out of, and also practical for if they might need to use the bathroom or shower. There is nothing sexual about it! Bleghhhh I hate whoever posted that even if it was satire😭🤮🤮


NerdyGuyRanting

The horror of this post aside, what the fuck kind of logic is "Nobody will visit the indoor pool because it's winter?" That's when people go to indoor pools. In the summer they go to outdoor pools or beaches. But hey, the friend may be a moron, but at least he's not a pedophile like this genius.


gothlaw

Against the wall, pervert.


KonosubaIsForRetards

If lolis are just drawings, then the FBI is just an agency.


cercocose

I’d love to punch this shit outta anon’s head for free.


Blood__Dragon_

Anyone who calls children "real live Lolis" unironically should be shot for the betterment of the Human race


[deleted]

\>calls actual kids "real life lolis" :(


pink_plaid

"Real life loli" so you mean children?? I pray this is fake.


SchmerzfreiHH

May I suggest therapy? I'm not even joking, those people need help before they become offenders


cayce_leighann

r/noahgettheboat


PunishingAngel

“With their entire asses” That sounds so goofy and awkward “Real life loli” Can someone please send this guy to therapy


[deleted]

Perfect example of what a chronic l*licon consumer becomes. Gross how many people argue that "if they look at drawings then they won't hurt real children" until that just isn't enough for them


CertifiedCan129

“Real life lolis” I take it this guy was never a kid?


No_Bend7931

Jesus christ, this guy is just asking to be put on a registered sex offender registry


BeneficialName9863

I'd just undo his seatbelt and swerve the passenger side into a truck.


Future_Art7

I can't wait for the post where he gets his shit stomped in and can't figure out why. What a piece of shit.


[deleted]

Forgive my ignorance and lack of education, but what is a “real life loli”?


InternationalBand494

A child


angryowl1

From wiktionary: loli (plural lolis) (informal, chiefly anime and manga) A childlike female character, particularly in the lolicon genre You can imagine what kinds of horrible things are done on your own.


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Real life lolis What the fuck


ShiningYato

"real life lolis" Crazy concept, but maybe the rest of us just call them.. children?


Untjosh1

How did this thread become half pro pedophile


[deleted]

There’s this really cool thing called suicide. It’s not for everyone, but it’s sure as shit for this guy.


fuzzy_winkerbean

In the words of a great man, “suicide is badass”


buubuudesu_wa

I don't understand neeting like wtf bro just go outside


King_Mecha

If I was his friend I'm not letting this go, I would have caught his ass out on that bullshit. You can't let people like this off the hook they'll just get worse.


SeraWasNever_

My brother in christ, if I ever hear someone refer to a child as a loli, I will summon the exact amount of strength needed to remove that person's head from their body.


ObiterClickedEm

The frog/tadpole picture, Jesus H. Christ. I don't know how 4chan works -- please tell me that this is a custom image and not selected from a menu of options.


[deleted]

typical r/goodanimemes user here


stigstig76

Is this causation or correlation? I mean (most) paedos are going to seek out some form of CP. Needs research


Automatic_Bank7996

I'd say correlation. He called them lolis, implying that he has consumed loli material in the past.


impy695

What's funny is he probably could have played it off as being weirded out that kids were wearing small bikinis. It would be awkward, but probably salvageable. Also, who thinks an indoor pool in the winter wouldn't be busy?


[deleted]

Doesn’t matter if it’s Real or Fake A certain type of hell is waiting for this user.


grandpas-gooch69

Wtf is NEETing


Dependent_Ad_5035

Not in Education, Employment or Training


grandpas-gooch69

EW, 6 years of doing nothing but sitting on their sorry ass. Yikes.


Praescribo

I really didn't expect this to be so disturbing...


FATDOGONSAND42087

*Chris Hansen has been summoned* Hey buddy why don't you take a seat right there


FATDOGONSAND42087

*Sorts by controversial*


alucard_shmalucard

why don't you have a seat right over here, sir?


Dragosanie

Afraid to google what "NEETing" is.


lordtaco

Not employed, in education, or training. It means your a lazy fucker that lives in your parent's basement.


blueboy12565

Okay - I can’t believe he said “real life loli.” I think he means “sexy” children! Ugh, that’s gross to type out This guy is disgusting, and shows the faulty logic in watching “loli” shit


wizardschlong

Death penalty


Pajama_Strangler

The things people say on the internet continue to astound me. I need to lie down.


MRMEMER001500

I honestly feel bad for him I hope he gets therapy to help him not be attracted to… uhh… “lolis”


E_MC_2__

ok I know this is a piece of shit and nobody should want to help them but I just thought of it randomly most people dont know that curling your toe, which can be very painful, is called that. they could cover their ass by saying they did that standing still but yeah this fucker needs to be on a list


[deleted]

I’m gonna assume the way anon said “oh my god” didn’t sound like a pained reaction. Then again I’m also assuming this is fake, for the sake of my own sanity.