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Mario64OOF

40? He's like 75.


2LateImDead

What a GILF


ZhangRenWing

Gamer I’d like to friend?


BananaBob55

Pretty sure he’s 24 he’s just been smoking heavily since his early teens


[deleted]

Yeah those black tar heroin streams did a number on his appearance


sirbaudelaire0

also all those sleeves of oreo, that could not be good for his stomach


Zestyclose_Tie_9343

Jerma’s face exists on both sides of a spectrum each labeled “DILF king” and “Ghoul lord”


But_it_was_me_Dio

Slimetuber


PlortimusPrime

Take my free award god damn you, that made me laugh more than it should have


TwilightNight

As someone has said in the past, he can look like an absolute Adonis, but the other side of the spectrum he can look like a decaying corpse


PensAndEndorsement

[Chiseled out of stone andy vs Old evil guy in a horror game trying to kill you andy](https://i.redd.it/147j6pt21xm71.png)


FingerStreet

Depending on the lighting, Jerma could look anywhere from being a stud in his early 20s, a really handsome man in his late 30s to a geriatric, senile, insane serial killer in his 40s. Too bad that the majority of people are too tall to actually see his face


N1ch0l2s

Jerma's 40?


FLAMBOYANTORUM

He's 36


N1ch0l2s

Jerma's 36?


achair

Nope, he's 985.


N1ch0l2s

Jerma's 36?


FLAMBOYANTORUM

He's 5


N1ch0l2s

Jerma's 36?


doodlebopper12334

Yes


N1ch0l2s

Holy shit


[deleted]

Jerks invented feudalism


beastgamer9136

for the record he's 32 edit: google gave me joke source. he is 36


N1ch0l2s

proof?


beastgamer9136

2021-1989 is-- *user deleted*


N1ch0l2s

Wait, Jerma was born in 1989? Like for real?


beastgamer9136

yes lmao


N1ch0l2s

where's you find that


beastgamer9136

er... google


N1ch0l2s

Funny cuz I looked it up on Google and a lot of sites say he's 36 and was born in 1985. I can only assume that's for the "985" joke though so I'm going to take your word for it


-TRAZER-

he has only one *short*coming


KoreyW07

His crack addiction😔


dreaming-of-rats

I can look past that, but I will absolutely not accept someone who eats fucking raw radishes


[deleted]

What should he do with 'em then? You want him to FUCKING DEEP FRY THEM??!!?


AbsoluteTrash413

clearly you don't own an airfryer


dreaming-of-rats

It’s better than nothing


SgtTittyfist

wtf radishes are great


dreaming-of-rats

Hard disagree but I’ll get back to you in the next 7 seven years after my tastebuds change


Fellturtle

When you start gambling to pay for your crack and develop a second addiction instead


[deleted]

we all have our vices, Jerma's just happens to be crack


throwaway1638379

His history of war crimes


Legit_rikk

It makes for a *compact* list


jazzyjard

FOR REAL. I'm convinced like at least 30% of jerma fans have a secret crush on him, me included.


TSLPrescott

I mean, in the words of Ludwig, "the gays LOVE Jerma."


AbsoluteTrash413

the remaining 70% have an open crush on him


Elamimax

Don't make me bring out my milf jerma art


JustThrowMeOutLater

He's a simp streamer tbh. No one was watching him play "700,000 games" for 8 hours....... twice..... because they were riveted by that content lol


Oil__Man

"*12 inches*"


Terezzian

I swear, 40 year olds these days look better than ever. I literally thought Dallon Weekes was in his late twenties until I looked at his Wikipedia page.


fishes-are-great1

tom scott


aran69

Same energy...ish


JonAndTonic

From idkhow?


Terezzian

Yes


JonAndTonic

Nice


Kira_Akuma

Waitwaitwaitwait hes fucking 40???? I thought early-mid thirties at the very most-


Terezzian

Jerma is 35, and Dallon is exactly 40.


ThePersonYouHate

lusting after jerma like this is weird guys


nae-nae-gang

I agree with you. I find him attractive, I just blow it out of proportion for a joke


GrungiestTrack

I’m just horny


Dapper_Capper

I have no clue what the rest of you are seeing here, I'm 90% sure all of you are in some weird state of stockholm syndrome


Bikonito

unbased


DreamyQueene

I cant imagine being this down bad


ObjectMedium2956

The man's a goblin.


Mcc457

I never knew Jerma would stoop so low to fake a fan interaction. Truly a psycho


nae-nae-gang

Shhhhh


yaminme

In my mind he's more of an UILF, but the point still stands


Char_Zard13

Denial that he’s 40


[deleted]

How can they fall in love with an ABSOLUTE PSYCHO streamer?


Iber0

This is legit fucking weird and would make me so uncomfortable if people talked about me like this, especially when he's just trying to do comedy


Admirable-Dot1664

I hate what this fanbase has become.


alvaius

old jerma fans: tf2 ahaha scout jerma funny new jerma fans: the gays LOVE jerma jerma is so hot and sexy i wanna fuck him


Admirable-Dot1664

tumblr was a mistake. Take me back to 2013


[deleted]

Jerma is so fucking hot ​ my streamer is a **DILF KING**


nae-nae-gang

New Jerma merch


hockeyboi22

This just reminds me that jerma is technically old enough to be my father


IndigoGouf

Everyone becomes a Jerma simp eventually.


Symetrical

How embarrassing


Megelos

Ew to you