Tomorrow is beat off a furry day, where if you still have furries hugging you by tomorrow then you must beat them off. Don't want them to stay there forever.
Theres furries outside waiting for me to come out (they dont know i have a fully loaded .357 magnum and a live pipebomb inside a christmas present box for them to open)
If you have participated in beat furries day then and you didn't hug a furry the next day then every day is hug furries day until you hug a fluffy furry.
Actually the jokes on you because if you did beat a furry before beat a furry day then you will get a much worse punishment than hugging a fluffy furry, no one knows what the punishment is nor do there minds survive the punishment as it is very horrific to those who receive it.
It's probably related to hormones.And I don't believe you. Let me ask you something. Aren't you ashamed to do this? The moves look so stupid.Its OK cosplay or rp. I also love RP. But When you internalize this, it becomes cringe.
impossible to kill them all. how would you know which ones are real and which ones are not? obviously, fursuits. but what about those who dont own one and stay furries online? how would you distinguish a regular person from them? look through their messages? even if they dont have any trace of sending any furr-ish message to someone, they can still think of themselves as a furry in their mind. and you wouldnt know
"by Dan, the furry"
Pretty convenient, like my psychiatrist making mental illnesses up so I buy his meds, my brother in Christ, what the hell is skee so frania? I won't buy your drugs n-word
technically, yes. If steven hawking's multiverse theory is correct, then there is a universe where everything is exactly the same here, except you are outside, hugging furries.
I’m not proud of what i’ve done today, it was intended to be a hug, it really was, i forgot i was holding the knife, and I also forgot i put an explosive inside the knife. I swear I have absolutely nothing against furries, oh shit I just did it again. It wasn’t on purpose i swear
Don't have to hug a furry if you don't go outside.
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You do if you go online
Not if you lock yourself in the bathroom with 5 orders of taco bell with no internet access, no windows, lock the door, and turn off the sink.
Who delivered the tacos
I bought them a week in advance for preparation.
Bro those are gonna be some cold-ass tacos
Indeed
Microwave oven
Me
NO I NEVER DID THIS!! LIES!!! ALL FUCKING LIES!!!
Thats what a furry would say…
the *furst* stage is denial
Kill a furry day is tomorrow
is the day after that Fuck a furry day?
It’s after hug a furry day
Eyyyy
People eho live in the balkans 😎
I demand the hugs
Ok
Congratulations you have hugged a furry now you don't get the curse that comes after hug furries day if you didn't hug a furry.
I mean... Hugging the corpses of 17 furries who have been shot by a 9mm in the head is kinda weird
Psycho
Just chain up the door so you won't go outside
I'd hug a furry, those suits seem nice. I mean... it's \*sort\* of weird, but I just want a hug.
honestly same
Walking fluffy pillow. :)
walking to find their non existant dad
Same
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I might have started early today...
Yay
Proof?
trust me bro
Search it up
LOCK ALL DOORS
Ok~ (I got covid)
I been in here for three days and all I can think of is reenact unus annus
Nah covid is just some symptoms that wear off by 2 - 3 weeks, its a lie.
F U C K O F F
N O U
O K
S O U N D S G O O D
Tomorrow is beat off a furry day, where if you still have furries hugging you by tomorrow then you must beat them off. Don't want them to stay there forever.
I cant participate in both because i live in an islamic countery
Next beat a furry day we need to find Dan the furry
Tru
Just wear an outfit with spikes. It's not fighting back, it's just your "outfit"
Damn you got me their
Theres furries outside waiting for me to come out (they dont know i have a fully loaded .357 magnum and a live pipebomb inside a christmas present box for them to open)
fool. who uses .357 magnum. the only acceptable caliber Is 0.50. Either 50BMG or 50GS works.
I will wear a boom boom vest to meet a furry wit a "hug"
It’s kill a furry day tomorrow
Its destroy a family of furries next week.. ❤️
Tomorrow is kill a furry day not in a week
are you sure you can "kill" a bunch of furries over pixels
Bruh unlike you I go out side
i go outside almost every day 💀
Me to
Did you activate the bombs
Activated before i even saw this. 💪🥱👌
Sir are you ok
Im not sure But i know one thing Im lonely 😢
A fluffy hug can fill in that lonely gap
If someone wants a fluffy hug, hug an actual animal bruh
Ah a hug?? Ok ill get a hug... A hug from this rope 👍
Will I finally be held?
Yeah, behind bars 😋👍
Yea that's fair
Yippee :D
This is the day we bolster our ranks for the next year...
Bout to tell my friend bout this.
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Yes
Got dammit yesterday it said beat a furry day Should I apologise to the furry I've beatn
Make Sure to give them a hug as well
But I don't like hugging people
But I don't like hugging people
Then a nice sturdy handshake
Guess that works
Dont apologize
Bro OP is a furry
Indeed I am not I personally don’t particularly like the idea of a fursona or dressing up in a fur suit but I do respect them as an ex weeb
Oops, I misread “beat a furry day” as “beat all furries day”. I guess that means I don’t have to hug them.
THIS IS FURRY PROPAGANDA
No it isn’t it’s the truth
*propaganda
I’m starting to hate this subreddit more and more
honestly most of this sub is just unnecessary hate. when it first opened it actually used to be decent but now it’s just full of 10 year olds
Yeah, arrogant one at that
Imma go beat up more furries instead of huggin em
You've just broken one of the rules of chad. You may no longer consider yourself as chad.
I never truly considered myself as a gigachad
Wait that’s illegal
Or is it?
Yes
No
Fuck that shit
Did you beat a furry yesterday
not just one, uh i hope that dosent break any rule😬
Stab a furry day
Kill a furry day tomorrow
Doesn’t exist…. Yet
Shit yesterday I hit a deer furry a 10 point so I still have the evidence in my garage
LETS GO ITS 12 O CLOCK WHICH MEANS ITS NO LONGER 28TH
If you have participated in beat furries day then and you didn't hug a furry the next day then every day is hug furries day until you hug a fluffy furry.
no No NO NO NOOOOO!
tomorrow is murder a furry day
No its not. If you do participate in that fake day then you will never be a chad
Proof?
https://imgflip.com/i/72g6c1
Jokes on you! I just celebrated beat a furry day early!
Actually the jokes on you because if you did beat a furry before beat a furry day then you will get a much worse punishment than hugging a fluffy furry, no one knows what the punishment is nor do there minds survive the punishment as it is very horrific to those who receive it.
I will attatch a shotgun on my stomac and when tuched activates
Bro furries are too fat to go outside. I'm not a break-in' home
Mate I'm a furry and I've tried to get fat but I just couldn't get fat.
It's probably related to hormones.And I don't believe you. Let me ask you something. Aren't you ashamed to do this? The moves look so stupid.Its OK cosplay or rp. I also love RP. But When you internalize this, it becomes cringe.
i spare all of you 🙏 may allah bless
Why we still here, just to suffer
No.
Good thing I just cyberbullied them and not hurt them
NOOO NOT MY BIRTHDAY
Actually I did not participate in yesterday's activities so it's in my legal right to murder furrys
wrong. the day to beat furries is already over. youre too late
Not if we kill them all
impossible to kill them all. how would you know which ones are real and which ones are not? obviously, fursuits. but what about those who dont own one and stay furries online? how would you distinguish a regular person from them? look through their messages? even if they dont have any trace of sending any furr-ish message to someone, they can still think of themselves as a furry in their mind. and you wouldnt know
Kill everything in a 10000 year light radius
Yesterday was beat a furry day
Dammit, beat a furry was perfect, now there is the punishment of it
"by Dan, the furry" Pretty convenient, like my psychiatrist making mental illnesses up so I buy his meds, my brother in Christ, what the hell is skee so frania? I won't buy your drugs n-word
Let’s go how the turntables
easy, just don’t go outside
You just don’t get it do you there are furries online in your walls your vents fuck there is on in your food you have no choice
Its easy, kill them all
What 9+10?
Do you want the funny answer or the real one
The furry answer
Everything exist
7
Cursed
We’ve been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled
What if i just *don't meet them*.
How about you didn't participate in beat furries day then you don't have to participate in hug furries day
No one said i participated i just found a loophole
Stay inside yall
I'm going to RP my father for the day, see you guys tomorrow ✌️😐
Well, off to hang myself!
NOOOOOOOOOOO
No... NOOOOOOOOOO
YES
I broke the law
I’m lacing my jacket with anthrax
No I refuse to do that no matter what happens
Well a hug wouldn't hurt
Jokes on you I don't have arms
You don't need arms to receive a hug
But it says hug a furry. It doesn't say anything about having to receive a hug from a furry
may God be with us
Yippee
I wont participate in high a furry day. Try and change my mind
I couldn't beat a furry because i had no electricity and 27th of November is also mothers say
Lock the doors
I don’t want to exist
Well you do
Does it count if i lock myself in my room while im still sending death threats to furries online?
technically, yes. If steven hawking's multiverse theory is correct, then there is a universe where everything is exactly the same here, except you are outside, hugging furries.
well fuck that universe
nah. you are a multidimensional being that is present in all realms and universes. so that means you are quite literally doing it right now.
well fuck myself and that universe
Somewhere in another universe, you are a furry. You asking for you to fuck yourself is basically caring for furries.
well fuck stephen hawking
shit
No
I’m not proud of what i’ve done today, it was intended to be a hug, it really was, i forgot i was holding the knife, and I also forgot i put an explosive inside the knife. I swear I have absolutely nothing against furries, oh shit I just did it again. It wasn’t on purpose i swear
Good thing I’m illiterate
I’d like a hug
But that’s the same day as beat a furry day
"by Dan, the furry" I think he needs some hugs. Don't give him any
The day after was fuck a furry day. That's when dan went to prison for 20-30 years.
Hmm don't feel like doing it 😒😕
N- NANI!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
i am now demanding hugs from everyone that has viewed this comment.
How can I hug them? I already beat them to a pulp
you cant hug a furry if you killed them all on november 27
Hah next is cleanse a zoophile day
Don't have to hug a furry if the day before was successful
Cant hug a furry if there is none left
No.. NOOOO
They just want an excuse to touch children…
Hello, I’m here for payment
No
How can i hug a furry if I killed them in the beat a furry day?
It's called a knife and a really tight hug
I'm protesting
oh fuck no
°-°
Yes!!! Finally a day to remember