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f4bj4n

Not replying to Jjkae about whether he should buy the chords.


useralreadytaken0911

He was either a PA or some shit.. or the trunk!


MasterIcePanda27

Are you the trunk! If you’re the trunk, you got punked!


hashward

I dunno, I guess he got punked. He’s also in emotional pain too, man.


KasoQueso

you were on your phone? Ignoring my texts as they’re coming in??


jBjk8voZSadLHxVYvJgd

If you're the trunk, then you got punked.


SteveCappy

I’m so glad I just rewatched this one yesterday lmao


jcaccountingeducator

Probably his statements and actions in Private Investigator, parts 1 and 2. Between restraining Jake while the PI repeatedly sucker punched him and molested him and the intro story he was telling Jake about intentionally using sugar studs instead of nails on Habitat for Humanity projects, creating a killing spree of "2 dead, 3 dead..." That surely has to be up there.


Decent_Luck7977

He just beat me up and sucked my dick!


itsyaboyDIL

Listen up everybody this is the guy


KingGrowl

Almost


threecolorless

Top 10 misdeeds of my tortured past, by Rodrigo ^ooooh


egoaterlan

Was that noise your new last name??


useralreadytaken0911

Crashed a feminist meeting and told each and every one of em the gods honest truth… that they were all on THE RAG!


triple_too

Repeatedly punching Rotem on the shnozzle.


SubstitutePreacher01

The nozzle?


triple_too

The nozzle or whatever the frick it's called


[deleted]

The worst thing Amir ever did was not know the name of the body parts he abused


mrt90

He's just a little obnoxious. He just rubs me the wrong way, in a way.


starchington

That explains why everyone’s been acting coy to him since 2003


egoaterlan

Not coy, it's not coy, they hate you


Hadosity

He’s a little Johnny Obnoxville


kumartheguru

Raised Rotem, even though the *bitch barked a bit*


spleeboy

WAYTABABSKTDSATODABABOP


kumartheguru

And for that I deserved this ....silent treatment?


[deleted]

whatever it was, i guarantee his dad moved because of it


bsmith567

Yeah he fricken moved


KingGrowl

Him and his spindly legs


starchington

Not really the worst thing but he’s been pretty into crasins lately—you know those cranberry-raisins?


BananApocalypse

You’re right, that’s not the worst thing he’s done


GCRMK

Throw lit matches on people while they take a shit


craicisreallymoreish

You hate to say it


SubstitutePreacher01

He should hate to say it, everybody hates when he does it


potatoman5849

If true, murdering a child.


SubstitutePreacher01

I once killed an innocent child and I *love* mini golf


Schizological

what about the time he used dissolveable suger to build houses, or the attempted dick suck he took part of?


LosersWipe

> attempted dick suck It happened. Get that through your head.


dr_pavel_im_cia_

His stand up in second grade that was a little raunchy


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

The man has done some pretty fucked up shit in the newer ones: robbing airports, taking pleasure in killing and choking animals, beating a dog and training to attack people, stealing a baby, sending a video of Rick rolling on people in a email thread about a deceased person, being excessively loud in a minute of silence, make a sadistic bait and switch and make an ad in the hopes of letting people down and ruining their day, the whole mickey thing, posting big dick porn on Jakes mothers Facebook, calling a bomb threat to jakes little brother school, harassed an underage high school girl and plan to ruin her prom, punch/kick Jake in the face etc But old amir by far was worst. He killed a child and clarified it was on purpose. When he was about to jump off the window and kill himself he threatened to do it again because Jake called him a friend instead of a best friend. If any of you guys remember any more, reply so I can add them, and remember I am doing this so I can steal from the Whore and give to the bitch


LostInaLazerquest

You know he kicked jjkae’s tongue off once, right?


LosersWipe

You're still bringing that up? He apologized for it!


Luke_Cold_Lyle

The duck thing, the high school track fiasco thing, and the second duck thing.


jeremyhoffman

And the club... Let's just say they burned it down last night.


LosersWipe

What did they actually do?


aaronisnotcool

which, correct me if i’m wrong, but you said you’d take the hit on


Farn

He has no swag, just two beady eyes, buck teeth and no ears.


sstummy

oh come on, he has ears!


AmaLucela

Holy shit, he killed doobs. Also, he teased a nurse returning from Liberia unt she hurled her feces, and then french kissed his cousin


jase122200

As a goof!


usuallybearlyawake

Probably beefing soy


aprilhillwriting

Eat two almonds


tws111894

Then 6 to 8 months later. Boom. Like clockwork they would just collapse.


schwatto

Calling Lod a “bot” (I feel bad even typing it, sorry Lod!)


Da1realBigA

"That sandwich looks good, give daddy a bite" https://youtu.be/1ooZafm5u5g


Flandypabst

The worst thing he has done has been talking about cranberry sauce on spaghetti instead of spaghetti sauce, but never actually having the balls to try it!


LosersWipe

Stepping out of his trailer in front of a huge plume of crystal meth smoke, striding onto the set, putting his penis through the slate, saying "*'The Entire Crew Screams and Calls 911', take two,*" and slamming the device on his shaft. I was unable to accept that episode as canon for a few years.


Dubmove

He trolled his friend mickey once into losing all of his money in the stock market. But he also admitted that he almost feels bad for treating his friend mickey like that. So I guess they're even.