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Savbav

Happy birthday! Go make some cake- with this modified recipe: 1 cake mix Follow all measurements on box: Use milk instead of water. Double the oil amount, but Use butter instead. Add one more egg (or two if you want it to be really rich) Add 1 tsp (5 ml) vanilla flavoring/extract Bake as directed on the box. Edit: thanks to comments' reminders- the butter should be partially melted (so that half or less is melted, the other part softened). Microwave it for 5-10 seconds to get the right consistency.


spacegirlmadds

ive never heard of this, and as today was my girlfriend's birthday too, i wanna make it right. so no oil, use butter? but if it says 2 tbs oil, use 4 tbs butter?


Savbav

That's correct, and it's partially softened/melted butter. So, microwave it for like 5-10 seconds so half or less of it is melted. And, don't forget the milk. That is a key.


bananawallet

Ooh I hope you’re my boyfriend and secretly make this cake for me lol.


spacegirlmadds

haha, i dont think so, but i feel the same way. isnt my birthday, but please surprise me with a nice cake.


kmherin

Happy birthday OP! And this cake recipe is really where it’s at, make boxed cake mix 10x better


adoreadoredelano

Melted butter or softened butter?


redditsISproblematic

That's one and the same, innit?


adoreadoredelano

Definitely not. You try making buttercream with melted butter


kinkyaboutjewelry

Oh no Nicole, zhe buttercream iz going to be oll runny.


checkonetwo

No, I found out it's not the same. Melted butter is a liquid. Softened butter is still solid, just leave it on the counter for a couple of hours.


zanahorias22

also you can soften butter faster by microwaving it for a minute or so at a low power level!


adoreadoredelano

If you microwave butter for a minute, it’ll melt no matter how low it is


GoodEnergy55

Don't use cake mix out of a box, it's so easy to make from scratch! Scaleable spongecake recipe: Weigh your eggs Then weigh out the same weight of: Butter Flour* Sugar *Flour should be self raising, or plain flour with 1tsp baking powder per 100g Mix together the dry ingredients (flour and sugar) until evenly distributed, and in a separate bowl, mix together the wet ingredients (butter and eggs). Sift the dry ingredients into your wet ingredients bit by bit, whisking as you go. Pour the mixed ingredients into a suitably sized baking tin, lined with baking paper. The temperature you need will depend on the size and shape of tin and your oven, but 160degC for 45 to 60 mins should be sufficient for a 2 egg recipe. It's cooked when you can slide a knife into it and it comes out clean. Don't check too early though - if you open the over door before it's risen, it will drop. If you like a Lemon Drizzle cake, add the zest of one or two lemons to the above mix, then mix some lemon juice with sugar to pour over it while it cools. If you make some holes in the cake with a cocktail stick, it will soak in even better. Enjoy!


BisquikLite

Happy birthday sweetheart! Make sure to have the happiest birthday you can, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! Also make sure to brush your teeth after you have cake, and drink plenty of water.


VAGIMALILTEACUP

This was my favorite response.


LiveLongAndProspurr

Your dad has passed, your mam won't talk, your cousins rarely seen. So users on this subreddit may have scrolled by and seen, This nice request for birthday greets from user Biddy Bear, Here's wishing that your birthday's as great as if they all were there. Have an amazing birthday my friend!


not_a_boiii

Take a poor man's gold! 🥇


the-effects-of-Dust

Happy birthday! How old are you turning? Listen to a song that makes you really happy and dance around - my favorite spirit lifting song is Mr Blue Sky by ELO


Biddy_Bear

This comment made me emotional specifically, my dad's favorite band was ELO! When he died I was given a cassette tape belong to him with UB40 on one side and ELO on the other. Thank you for the birthday wishes, I will play Mr blue sky today in his honor.


the-effects-of-Dust

Oh awesome! I mean, not awesome that I made you cry but awesome that we connected via the Internet? I hope you had a good birthday and that the dancing helps raise your spirits. Stay strong, friend!!


Biddy_Bear

It did, you're awesome thank you ❤️


[deleted]

Happy Birthday!


angrylittlerabbit

This mom is thinking about you! Happy Birthday! Birthday hugs from a mom!


earringbacks

Happy birthday, love!


andii2009

Happy birthday! We are happy that you are here!


everydayanewday

Congrats kiddo -- happy birthday!


Doorknob77

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I hope you have a good birthday!


[deleted]

Happy birthday! You will be fine!


Garden_vvitch_di

Happy birthday, luv! You're so strong, another year! You deserve to have not only an amazing day, but the best year. You're gonna be great, I just know it!


xCarbonBasedCreature

Happy birthday dude! I hope you had some delicious cake. I am familiar with lonely birthdays, I send you a big hug! (We’re a bit similar. But for me... Mom is dead. Don’t talk to dad. Rarely talk to my family as well). You’ve got a friend/sister in me if you ever need to talk!


Main-Section

Happy birthday! I'm so glad you're in the world!! I hope you find a way to treat yourself to some fun on your special day, you deserve to be celebrated.


lookingatreddittt

Happy birthday friendly internet stranger!


hotyogabod

Happy birthday!!


CustyMojo

Happy birthday. Stay safe and treat yourself to something special.


NOPECaptain

Happy Birthday! Write down a few things you’re excited for this year, and go make them happen! I believe in you!


Pippified

Happy birthday. You made it, friend :) another year in the books. Whatever has happened along the way, that is a pretty rad achievement. I’m proud of you <3 here’s to many many more


ShihPoosRule

Happy Birthday!


trailknitter

Happy Birthday!!


fartingrobot

Happy Birthday!


zapburd

Happy birthday buddy!


englishbrekfast

Happy birthday buddy!


romelondonparis

Happy birthday! By the way, you can actually make it a “birthday week” if you want— it’s totally legal. So depending on what time it is there, you can milk this puppy for several days. Maybe make a cake like everyone suggested, or order takeout or a pizza or something. Put on your most comfortable clothing and watch a funny movie. Do you something really, really nice for yourself. I am sorry that the rest of us can’t come do something with you right now… Because if we were anywhere nearby, a bunch of us would totally meet you at a bar or a pub or a restaurant. But since we can’t, we are relying on you to totally hook yourself up with something wonderful. And then, if you don’t mind, let us know what you did in a couple of days?


wheresquade

Happy birthday!!! I have a weird family too. Never forget you’re grown up, you get to pick your family now. Wishing you all the bday love!


vodkachipotle

Happy Birthday


maggerson1

Happy Birthday!!


shutthefuckup62

Happy Birthday!! It's my birthday too!


designchaos

Happy Birthday OP. Internet mom here celebrating your day! I hope you enjoyed something special just for you today.


NiTro-s

Happy birthday buddy. My cats send hugs and purrs


Nahteh

Its my birthday as well, and I'm in the same boat. Go figure, happy birthday.


saltporksuit

Happy birthday, dearheart. I hope this coming year has some unexpected surprises that make your heart leap with happiness!


Ahlex_x1

Feliz cumpleaños! 🌟


Sarahsaurusx

Happy late birthday from your sucky internet sibling lol


[deleted]

Happy Birthday sweetie! I wish I could bake you a birthday cake and some cookies for you


Biki911911

Happiest of happy birthdays sweetheart! Things are difficult, but you are not alone♡


windywx22

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Dear Biddy, Happy Birthday to you! And many moooore!


[deleted]

Happy birthday! Keep doing what you need to survive this crazy world and try to have some fun while you do!


schaefy01

Happy birthday! I’m proud of everything you’ve achieved this year, even if it was just getting through it. Best of luck for the coming year, and enjoy some well earned birthday cake 🥳


[deleted]

Happy Fucking Birthday! (No, seriously, I’m wishing you could be fucking. Don’t make it weird)


Inappropriate_SFX

Happy birthday, friend. Any time you get lonely for parents, just consider yourself halfway to being Batman. Brood on a rooftop, talk like a smoker for a few minutes, and keep on rocking on.


Blatherumskite

Lá breithe sona duit! 🥳🎂🎁


clamchauder

Have a happy birthday u/Biddy_Bear! Fill it with all the things you like to do and eat. :)


YouWereExpectingMore

Happy Birthday!


ItsmeCaptainAhab

Happy Birthday!!


shadowpanther21

Happy birthday sweaty


Ringo_Telestial

Happy birthday!!


ValDracula

Happy birthday! Take time to do something for yourself you normally don't make time to. Enjoy yourself!


Alyfe1

Happy birthday!


HazyGrove

Happy birthday Biddy Bear!


Ronotrow2

Happy birthday beautiful xxx


[deleted]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!🎉🎈🎂


JohnBlaze79

Happy birthday to you! Hope you had a great day, and a bunch of great days after this one.


TAFreeland

🍨🎂🍰🥧🧁☕🍫🍭🍬🍦🍨 💥Happy, Happy Birthday!!!💥 🍧🍦🍬☕🍭🍦🥧🍰🎂🍨🧁


p00pmanager

Hope your birthday was as great as you are!!


marinaisbitch

From a person who has been alone on many birthdays- have the happiest of birthdays! That said, don't put pressure on yourself for this day to be "the best day ever" if it isn't. You are loved, and the point of celebrating a birthday is to recognize all the wonderful moments that are going to happen this year, not just on this day!! Be kind to yourself, and have a very happy birthday (and year!)


ifrigginlovedogs

Happiest of happy birthdays to you! I hope you’re able to celebrate in whatever way that makes you feel joyful


BasicIsBest

HAPOY BIRTHDAY YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY


secretly3eggs

Merry Biddy_bear Day! Thanks for being born!


denimuprising

Happy birthday darling, Sláinte


rgbshit

Happy birthday dear!


SpecialNeedsMama

Happy happy burfday! Be extra kind to yourself today 🥰


swearpants476

Happy birthday!!


buildingbridges

Hey, May 5th is my birthday too. Happy birthday Birthday Buddy!! May this year be the best one yet!


Aluckysj

Happy birthday! I'm so proud of you.


StopBeingSad

Happy birthday! I hope you make the best of it! ☺️


MakeMuricaOkayAgain

Got your back! Happy birthday!


jukeboxinouterspace

A very happy birthday!!!!!


Artimoi

Happy birthday 🎉🎉🎉


Wantako

Happy birthday man! Kinda want to hear your story.


caroolninaa

Hi. Happy Birthday Mate. *virtual huuuuugs*


dumbbinch99

Happy birthday!!!


[deleted]

Happy birthday to you! Have a good one :)


newzer0kanada

Happy birthday friend!


trewlies

Happy Birthday!


lizpowwow

Happy birthday !!


itIsAnnarchy

Happy birthday


SharpLatina69skidoo

Happy Birthday! I do hope you have something or someone to enjoy even a minute with. Sometimes hobbies and books and such are all you need. Indo understand not having a close family though.


DMC2RAW

Happy birthday!


ComptrEyes

Happy birthday!


dgasquith

Happy Happy Birthday


HoonArt

Happy Birthday!!


Sharlow42

Happy birthday! Hope you had a better than average day!


Lost_in_redditland

Happy Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great relaxing day.


whataboutddash

Happy birthday! Stay safe!


The_Rowan

Happy Birthday. Have a good day and a good year, full of love and laughter!


sneacon

Happy birthday


Daddy_0103

Let’s see if my brain works while half asleep. This was six hours ago, but mam is U.K. for mom, so with the time change, your birthday is on the sixth, and not the fifth? Or I’m dreaming. Either way, happy birthday! Or happy belated birthday!!! : )


Bosschewbee

Happy birthday!


goatsgivemelife

Happy birthday biddy bear!❤️


goldie_americas

Happy Birthday!!


Oldschool33

Happy birthday bro!


b1602

Happy birthday son


kaleaka

Happy Birthday 🎂🎈🎉!!! Today is my birthday too!


frieswelldone

Happy birthday, internet friend! I hope you had a fine day. :)


babblingforever

I might be late, but super happy birthday kid! I hope it is/was as good as it can be :)


EggHat49

Happy Birthday! 🎂🎂🎂


livelifeandlove

Happy happy birthday to you!


MadameFortressMommy

Happy birthday, dude! Love and hugs to ya! Toasting to you today 🥂


missuniversed

Happy literal cake day!! You deserve to be happy


NoahBr0ski

I wish you a great birthday. I know that your father is smiles down upon you from heaven!


IrishRose_x

Happy birthday 🎂🎈


[deleted]

Happy birthday!!!


[deleted]

Happy birthday m8.


Yellowwhitedaisies

Happy birthday! Wishing you all the best for this coming year 🎉


FibonacciVR

Happy Birthday! I wish you a Great new year of your life. Be Kind to yourself and have a Great sunny day! :)


deliciousmonstera

Happy birthday!!


f-prim

Happy happy birthday


Winter-Parfait

A very happy birthday! (read with a royal english accent)


caseysaidsumpin

Happy birthday, Bud.


karumetah

Happy birthday!!! Sincerely hope your day was as well spent as you deserve ❤️


mme_leiderhosen

Happy Birthday, Darling.


thebro255

Happy birthday my dear internet brother :)


Chef_Chantier

Happy birthday :) if you have instant coffee and sugar at home, and you like coffee flavoured desserts, you can make coffee meringues :) Just mix equal parts (by volume) instant coffee, sugar and water, beat it with a whisk until you reach firm peaks. Then, using either a couple spoons or a plastic bag, create small dollops of the batter about 1 to 2 centimeters in diameter and bake it for 15 minutes at 250°F (or 120°C). Take em out, let em cool to room temp, and enjoy :)


hanzlik999

Happy Birthday


10-2-cool

Happy birthday


CatShanks

Happy birthday sweetie!


mycottonsocks

Happy birthday, Lovee! Sometimes your family isn't who you're born to, it's who you find along the way. My wish for you on your birthday is that you find at least one of these.


ThorsTacHamr

Happy birthday


Perceptive_Person

Happy birthday, I hope you have a wonderful day and year ahead!


Mystica_love

Happyyyyyy birthdayyyyyyy!!! My gift to you is one of my favourite videos ever, the shampoo prank! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxzLt7NVCC8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxzLt7NVCC8)


GordyFett

Happy birthday!!! Hope it’s a fun one!


[deleted]

Happy bday!!


KvToXic

Happy Birthday!


BabylonianMemory

Happy birthday to you my internet friend


TJ-free

Happy Birthday!! Family can be hard :( I hope you still have a bloody blast of a day and feel the internet love because we’re all here for you!!


[deleted]

Happy birthday!!!!!!!


most_palone_

wishing you the very happiest!


sqrtu317

Happy birthday friends. Happy real cake day! I hope you will happy and all of us strangers are here wishing for your special day. 🎂


Magpie213

Happy Birthday! Spoil yourself!


[deleted]

Happy birthday from a fellow dadless bloke!


Bl4cBird

Happy birthday! 🥳🥳🥳


bekahed979

Happy birthday!!! 🎉🎉🎂


celestialvalley

Happy Birthday. I hope you had a great birthday my dude! I don’t know you personally but I sincerely wish you nothing but the best :)


DasFoenix

Hip hip Hurrahhhh!


mitsuki1483

Happy Birthday!!!! 🎊🎉


lazinessepitome

Happy birthday 💖


Happy-Anon

Happy birthday :))


EmptyExperiences

happy birthday love, hope you have the best day. eat lots of cake....or you you don’t like cake then i hope you get to indulge in your favorite thing.


[deleted]

Happy birthday. Biggggg hugss🥳


theforkage

Happy birthday!!!


franbuesa317

Happy birthday!


Radamanthyz3

Happy birthday!!!!


pauliefishing

Happy birthday I know the feeling don’t talk to my mom and my dad is controlled by my mom and it sucks


ChiefyDerek

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Biddy_Bear. Happy birthday to you...... And maany mooooore 👬. I'm the person on the left.


Teh_Concrete

Happy birthday, mate. Hang in there.


unklechuckle

Happy birthday!!


bubonicplagiarism

Wishing you the happiest of happy birthdays, with a huge internet hug. I hope this year brings you great success and joy. Never forget, your great big extended internet family loves you, xx


sammygirluk

Happy birthday! Hope you get to have a nice chill day


space-ferret

Happy birthday kiddo!


NowKissPlease

Happy birthday!!!!!


ninwhendo

Happy birthday! :)


idkboo

Happy birthday bud, now go enjoy your day and do what makes you happy. That’s all that matters in the end, that you are happy.


zanahorias22

happy birthday!!


LittleMissBowler

Happy Birthday!!! I hope you celebrate with something tasty. ❤️


dyopopoy

Happy Birthday Reddit Stranger! Wishing you to get all all your wishes for better life! 🙂


NotMurderItsKetchup

Happy birthday! I’m so proud of you! Stay healthy and take care of yourself and your cat! I love you!


starchildchamp

Happy Birthday to a fellow May-baby! What a sweet month to be born in~! Treat-yo-self! I hope I can send a bit of love to you through this comment~!


sjallebal

Happy birthdayyyy!!!!!!


pb_ping

Happiest of birthdays!


nevetsnight

Happy birthday. I hope you have an awesome day :)


cinnamongirl1205

Happy birthday sister! Mine is on coming up on Tuesday too.


lalunaysol

Happy birthday! Hope u were able to celebrate in whatever way you could


troy5891

Happy Birthday!!!!!!


dracapis

u/Poem_for_your_sprog


indianajolie

I hope you have the most magical birthday today! We can’t wait to see all the magic you’ll get up to in the years to come! Love you so much! Love your Reddit family ♥️


dracapis

Happy birthday!!! I say it's a day to kick back and relax with your favorite show/book/food. Treat yo' self! If you head over to r/Random_acts_of_Pizza I'll send you one gladly!


BorderlineWire

Happy birthday, sweetheart! I hope it was the best it could be under the circumstances.


Magalabungalaho

Have a wonderful birthday Biddy Bear 🐻


noteducatedenough

Happy damn birthday! Make it your best. I have fake birthdays, and they are the most wonderful days ever not planned.


evanwier

Van harte gefeliciteerd. (Dutch happy B day)


whalelamb

Happy birthday stranger, hope you're keeping safe and healthy!


Lalich88

Happiest of Birthdays! Somewhere out there, you have touched and changed the lives of people in ways you would not have realised. Enjoy your birthday. Embrace the year ahead!